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JudynTX
11-05-2013, 10:13 AM
:wow


A New Mexico man is still a little upset about his traffic stop back in January -- probably because authorities conducted three enemas, a colonoscopy, an x-ray and several cavity searches after he appeared to clench his buttocks.

David Eckert's attorney recently filed a federal lawsuit on his behalf over the Jan. 3 incident, in which police and doctors co-opted an "unethical," 14-hour series of cavity searches, KOB-4 reports.

Court documents state that Eckert was driving out of Wal-Mart in Deming when he failed to fully stop at a parking lot stop sign. He was immediately pulled over.

When he stepped out of his vehicle, an officer reported that he appeared to be clenching his buttocks. That fact was cited as probable cause to suspect that Eckert was hiding narcotics in his anal cavity. Officers obtained a search warrant and Eckert's humiliating examination began at a nearby medical center.

From KOB-4:

Eckert’s abdominal area was x-rayed; no narcotics were found.
Doctors then performed an exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
Doctors performed a second exam of Eckert’s anus with their fingers; no narcotics were found.
Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.
Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a second time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.
Doctors penetrated Eckert’s anus to insert an enema a third time. Eckert was forced to defecate in front of doctors and police officers. Eckert watched as doctors searched his stool. No narcotics were found.
Doctors then x-rayed Eckert again; no narcotics were found.
Doctors prepared Eckert for surgery, sedated him, and then performed a colonoscopy where a scope with a camera was inserted into Eckert’s anus, rectum, colon, and large intestines. No narcotics were found.

Eckert's attorney told the Herald-Sun that the case needed to go public because it could set a scary precedent.

"If the officers in Hidalgo County and the City of Deming are seeking warrants for anal cavity searches based on how they’re standing and the warrant allows doctors at the 'Gila Hospital of Horrors' to go in and do enemas and colonoscopies without consent, then anyone can be seized," Shannon Kennedy said.

Deming Police Chief Brandon Gigante argued that his officers "follow the law in every aspect." Kennedy said that the officers' warrant allowing them to search Eckert expired hours before his ordeal was over, and the warrant wasn't even valid in the county where the procedures were performed.

Eckert is suing the City of Deming, Deming Police Officers Bobby Orosco, Robert Chavez, Officer Hernandez, and Hidalgo County Deputies David Arredondo, Robert Rodriguez and Patrick Green. He's also suing Deputy District Attorney Daniel Dougherty and the Gila Regional Medical Center.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/05/david-eckert-enema-colonoscopy-drugs-traffic-stop_n_4218320.html

Spur|n|Austin
11-05-2013, 10:21 AM
Women too!

mrsmaalox
11-05-2013, 10:29 AM
Well, it is Deming. I just noticed "Gila Regional Medical Center"----I used to work there :lol

TDMVPDPOY
11-05-2013, 10:31 AM
nigga going to get paid...

bigzak25
11-05-2013, 10:34 AM
all that shit for nothin. he's gonna get paid out the ass though!

clambake
11-05-2013, 11:23 AM
sbm's wet dream.

DJR210
11-05-2013, 11:36 AM
Yeah, was SBM the person who administered all of the enemas?

Blake
11-05-2013, 11:47 AM
You can get pulled over for failing to stop at a Wal Mart stop sign?

jag
11-05-2013, 01:05 PM
he's gonna get paid out the ass though!

Not if he keeps clenching so hard.























Hey-O!

chunticakes
11-05-2013, 03:20 PM
guy had a shitty day, tbh.

jag
11-05-2013, 03:24 PM
I can understand why he's so butthurt about this.




















amirite?

DMC
11-05-2013, 03:33 PM
sbm's wet dream.

lol

DMC
11-05-2013, 03:34 PM
So if I need a colonoscopy, I don't need to pay, just get a traffic stop and clench my buttocks?

Chris
11-05-2013, 03:42 PM
This guy must have been a real asshole!

He's probably going to get a lot of booty from the State when it goes to Court!





























Bazinga!

I. Hustle
11-05-2013, 03:49 PM
On the positive side... I wonder how much weight he lost. He also has a colon so clean that Lebomb can eat out of it.

chunticakes
11-05-2013, 06:08 PM
On the positive side... I wonder how much weight he lost. He also has a colon so clean that Lebomb can eat out of it.

im pretty sure he doesn't mind the occasional corn kernel or peanut tbh. ass don't gotta be that clean for lebomb...

m>s
11-05-2013, 06:53 PM
cops should be executed

I. Hustle
11-06-2013, 08:19 AM
cops should be executed

Then all the people you hate would run wild.

TDMVPDPOY
11-06-2013, 09:26 AM
whose the corrections officer on this board, i wonder if he was the one that had to go through the shit looking for the narcotics?

m>s
11-06-2013, 10:51 AM
Then all the people you hate would run wild.
I meant the ones on this video not all

I. Hustle
11-06-2013, 11:29 AM
whose the corrections officer on this board, i wonder if he was the one that had to go through the shit looking for the narcotics?

He didn't have to.

He volunteered.

CosmicCowboy
11-06-2013, 01:28 PM
LOL. Then the hospital sent him a bill for $6000. for all the procedures!

mrsmaalox
11-06-2013, 01:41 PM
Since this thread, I have been watching people walking around and for the life of me I can't tell who is clenched and who is not.

cantthinkofanything
11-06-2013, 02:53 PM
Since this thread, I have been watching people walking around and for the life of me I can't tell who is clenched and who is not.

If doody is hanging out of their butt, they are not clenching.

Cool2LOVE
11-06-2013, 03:00 PM
Since this thread, I have been watching people walking around and for the life of me I can't tell who is clenched and who is not.


Clenched.


uANoAZ2234A

DMC
11-07-2013, 12:15 AM
A true master of the clench can make sausage links, unbroken, to your specifications.