Conan

[Avante]

Robert E.Howard wrote his Conan stories back in the 30's, he sold them to WEIRD TALES, the leading pulp fiction mag of the day. Howards other characters...Kull, Solomon Kane, Brak Mak Mon, El Borak, Brule the Spear Slayer weren't as unforgettable as Conan. Kull and Solomon Kane have also been made into movies. Then there was all those imitators like...

Kandar
Thongor
Kane
Oron
Kyrik
Kothar

....all Conan wannabes, written by a slew of wannabe Robert E. Howards.

There is nobody not even Edgar Rice Burroughs who sells....ancient land, lone wandering warrior, magnificent settings, diobolical villians and incredible adventure....like REH. When Conan faces off vs a bull ape (gorilla) it takes all Conan can do to finally defeat the monstrosity, he can't match the brutes strength, so he has to out think it. Yep, believable.

From scene one/book one....running from a pack of wolves as a youth...to....sitting atop the throne brooding over politics of his kingdom, a touch of grey in his hair, the 12 official (tons of others actually writing Conan stories) Conan books by REH are as good as heroic fantasy/sword and sorcery gets, the absolute pinnacle. Hollywood still hasn't actually captured the feel of a REH Conan story, I don't think it's possible.

A typical night in Conans life would have him downing a few mugs of ale at some nasty bar before the local bully hassles him, which leads to the poor guy getting broke in half, then bored with it all Conan grabs the most lucious of the bar sluts and heads off to an upstairs room, not a word spoken during any of it.

Michael Moorcocks...Elric of Melniborn...the closet thing to rivaling Conan.



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[DJR210]

OP is a Rapist

[Blake]

Jimmy Fallon's show is better, imo

[JudynTX]

Jimmy Kimmel FTW

[Clipper Nation]

Jimmy Fallon's show is better, imo
Nah, Conan is way better, Fallon is a smarmy douchebag who just isn't that funny, tbh....

[ChumpDumper]

A human outthinking a gorilla?

What will they think of next?

[Avante]

I need to keep it real simple...huh? Way top deep.

[ChumpDumper]

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[Huey Freeman]

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Old age must really suck

[Avante]

What really sucks is immaturity and being too stupid to figure out new posters constantly arrive in this sites.

[ChumpDumper]

What, one in the last year?

They should know early on how you post the same threads over and over.

[Avante]

What, one in the last year?

They should know early on how you post the same threads over and over.

And if I posted it 10 times a year, there you'd be, humping away.

Every thought of just attaching yourself to my leg, glue or nails or something? That way you are always right there never too far away.

[ChumpDumper]

And if I posted it 10 times a year, there you'd be thereI would point out the superfluousness, yes.

You got a problem with that?

[Avante]

I would point out the superfluousness, yes.

You got a problem with that?

Well considering you do nothing here yourself but leech off all of us, yep!

Dude, instead of following me/us around 24/7 365 ya ever thought of getting out from under our lives and start a life of your own? Ya know like big people do.

[ChumpDumper]

Well considering you do nothing here yourself but leech off all of us, yep!

Dude, instead of following me/us around 24/7 365 ya ever thought of getting out from under our lives and start a life of your own? Ya know like big people do.Asked and answered.

[Trainwreck2100]

What really sucks is immaturity and being too stupid to figure out new posters constantly arrive in this sites.

no they don't

[The Reckoning]

this site doesn't accept new posters anymore

[Avante]

It really is amazing how important "a" thread is here. I guess I could talk vagina's and penis's....hmmm?

[ohmwrecker]

It really is amazing how important "a" thread is here.

It seems important to you. Considering you believe that anyone who doesn't create threads is just leeching off those who do.

[Avante]

It seems important to you. Considering you believe that anyone who doesn't create threads is just leeching off those who do.

It's not about threads as much as it is being a participant not just a little pest like you are.

You hang with some music lovers, the guys are bringing their CD's in so others can see what they listen to, you always criticize but.....never bring any of your stuff, let me guess, you don't get it.

When all anyone ever does is play critic it sucks, ok shorty?

[ohmwrecker]

It's not about threads as much as it is being a participant not just a little pest like you are.

You hang with some music lovers, the guys are bringing their CD's in so others can see what they listen to, you always criticize but.....never bring any of your stuff, let me guess, you don't get it.

When all anyone ever does is play critic it sucks, ok shorty?

I do participate. I have tried to talk music with you, but you're just as critical as I am, bud. You are all about being a bulldog, know-it-all, ego driven jackass. You don't want a real discussion. So, cut the crap, li'l man.

[Avante]

I do participate. I have tried to talk music with you, but you're just as critical as I am, bud. You are all about being a bulldog, know-it-all, ego driven jackass. You don't want a real discussion. So, cut the crap, li'l man.

I;m not talking about anyone dealing with me, I have made it very very obvious I'm an arrogant know it all prick, so enter at your own risk.....I'm talking about being a real participant here and not just somebody going around looking for who you can bother like you do now. Notice how people come to me and I don't follow others around, ya see I do things, people come to me.

[ohmwrecker]

I;m not talking about anyone dealing with me, I have made it very very obvious I'm an arrogant know it all prick, so enter at your own risk.....I'm talking about being a real participant here and not just somebody going around looking for who you can bother like you do now. Notice how people come to me and I don't follow others around, ya see I do things, people come to me.

I dunno. Maybe I don't want people calling me a faggot pedophile all day everyday. To each his own.

[Avante]

I dunno. Maybe I don't want people calling me a faggot pedophile all day everyday. To each his own.

People or a few immature assholes who fuck with everyone? Everyone with even half a brain are well aware of that US military in foreign bars situation. So I'm suppose to worry about obvious idiots and pricks? What it is is that I can talk about a lot of things a little deeper than....BIG DICKS...WET VAGINAS....and it bothers the simple shits.

[ohmwrecker]

People or a few immature assholes who fuck with everyone? Everyone with even half a brain are well aware of that US military in foreign bars situation. So I'm suppose to worry about obvious idiots and pricks? What it is is that I can talk about a lot of things a little deeper than....BIG DICKS...WET VAGINAS....and it bothers the simple shits.

For the record I never called you a pedo or a faggot.

[Avante]

For the record I never called you a pedo or a faggot.

You also aren't 19-25 with the brain of a child, like so many here. So many come here for only reason....who can I bother today...and it's real obvious and yes you look to be one of those.

Notice that I rarely post in others threads, and never set out to go bug anyone? Why is that?

[ChumpDumper]

You also aren't 19-25 with the brain of a child, like so many here. So many come here for only reason....who can I bother today...and it's real obvious and yes you look to be one of those.

Notice that I rarely post in others threads, and never set out to go bug anyone? Why is that?Who cares?

[ohmwrecker]

You also aren't 19-25 with the brain of a child, like so many here. So many come here for only reason....who can I bother today...and it's real obvious and yes you look to be one of those.

Notice that I rarely post in others threads, and never set out to go bug anyone? Why is that?

That's not true, but to answer your question: You get all the negative attention you can handle on your own threads. I'll give you credit. You've found a persona, real or not, that really annoys everyone. I'm not saying it hasn't become played out, boring and repetitive... but it works. If you want to call getting the same negative responses from the same 10 people a success... then congratulations.

[Avante]

That's not true, but to answer your question: You get all the negative attention you can handle on your own threads. I'll give you credit. You've found a persona, real or not, that really annoys everyone. I'm not saying it hasn't become played out, boring and repetitive... but it works. If you want to call getting the same negative responses from the same 10 people a success... then congratulations.

Well when we compare that to you just going around seeing who you can argue with as being anything worth while at all. Bravo~~~~~~ If needing everyone else to haul you around because you can't do anything yourself...Bravo~~~~~~

Who here should I pattern myself after, go ahead give me the name of the poster who is what we should all inspire to be like? Well?

[ohmwrecker]

Well when we compare that to you just going around seeing who you can argue with as being anything worth while at all. Bravo~~~~~~ If needing everyone else to haul you around because you can't do anything yourself...Bravo~~~~~~

Who here should I pattern myself after, go ahead give me the name of the poster who is what we should all inspire to be like? Well?

Do your thing, man. I don't care. I'm doing my thing. Let's not pretend that one is more valid than the other, dude.

[Avante]

Do your thing, man. I don't care. I'm doing my thing. Let's not pretend that one is more valid than the other, dude.

See there is nobody here doing anything but shuckin' n' jivin' on a silly messageboard, fucking around, I'm just better at i:king.

[Blake]

See there is nobody here doing anything but shuckin' n' jivin' on a silly messageboard, fucking around, I'm just better at i:king.

No you really aren't good at it.

[ohmwrecker]

See there is nobody here doing anything but shuckin' n' jivin' on a silly messageboard, fucking around, I'm just better at i:king.

That's one way to look at it it. The other way, and most likely, is that you stumbled upon a persona that annoys people and turned it into a schtick (which never would have happened without me and others like me participating in your threads) and you just stuck with it. This scenario is evidenced in how you've become repetitive and content with the same responses from the same posters. How many :cry I'm not a pedo, I was just a kid, those girls were pros, you kill a guy who fucks with kids :cry do you really need? It's the same shit everytime and you are content with it.

[Avante]

No you really aren't good at it.

Here you are....CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

That's one way to look at it it. The other way, and most likely, is that you stumbled upon a persona that annoys people and turned it into a schtick (which never would have happened without me and others like me participating in your threads) and you just stuck with it. This scenario is evidenced in how you've become repetitive and content with the same responses from the same posters. How many :cry I'm not a pedo, I was just a kid, those girls were pros, you kill a guy who fucks with kids :cry do you really need? It's the same shit everytime and you are content with it.

I'll ask again...who here should I pattern myself after...well? This place is all about the put down, who you can bug, making fun of somebody, battling, arguing.....you disagree? What do you do here other than that...well?

Look at the threads that go 20 pages plus, what do we see there? Are you really trying to tell me you don't see the culture here? Dude, a lot of big mouth kids post here who talk shit because they are allowed to, I know this so I have some...hahaha!!!!...over it

Tell me guy why do you post in my threads?

[ChumpDumper]

I'll ask again...who here should I pattern myself after...well? This place is all about the put down, who you can bug, making fun of somebody, battling, arguing.....you disagree? What do you do here other than that...well?

Look at the threads that go 20 pages plus, what do we see there? Are you really trying to tell me you don't see the culture here? Dude, a lot of big mouth kids post here who talk shit because they are allowed to, I know this so I have some...hahaha!!!!...over it

Tell me guy why do you post in my threads?Why do you care so much?

[Blake]

Pathetic old man

[Avante]

Pathetic old man

Sad little leech

Texas Tech by two TD's, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ohmwrecker]

Tell me guy why do you post in my threads?

You didn't address what I said at all and I think we've covered all that other shit already.

[Avante]

You didn't address what I said at all and I think we've covered all that other shit already.

Sure I did, I simply approach this place like everyone does including you, that's.....light weight bullshit meaning...0. I just know how to rev engines, get others involved better than anyone else here, so I do.

[ohmwrecker]

Sure I did, I simply approach this place like everyone does including you, that's.....light weight bullshit meaning...0. I just know how to rev engines, get others involved better than anyone else here, so I do.

I can do what you do. It's not that hard. I just don't want to invest that much time and effort on a message board.

[Avante]

I can do what you do. It's not that hard. I just don't want to invest that much time and effort on a message board.

Trust me slick, there is absolutely 0 effort involved...ok? All you do is..."I'm really good at......" and here they come and they keep coming and it never stops, humans cannot stand that, so they MUST....I'll show him he's not good at.....hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I run with it:downspin:

[ohmwrecker]

Trust me slick, there is absolutely 0 effort involved...ok? All you do is..."I'm really good at......" and here they come and they keep coming and it never stops, humans cannot stand that, so they MUST....I'll show him he's not good at.....hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I run with it:downspin:

Bullshit. You have more than 2 times my post count and I've been here 5+ years. This is also my only account. Nice try, slick.

I also have a current 20+ page thread with no signs of slowing down because I pushed the right buttons. Checkmate.

[Avante]

Bullshit. You have more than 2 times my post count and I've been here 5+ years. This is also my only account. Nice try, slick.

I also have a current 20+ page thread with no signs of slowing down because I pushed the right buttons. Checkmate.

Bullshit about what? I didn't tell it like it really is, sure I did.

You are exactly what I'm talking about, look at how ya act amigo. Here you are humping away...again...today. And will be back...again...tomorrow. The reason being you need to ....what? See, it's exactly like I said it was.

Notice how I don't enter your threads to be a pest? Yep, I don't play that.

[ohmwrecker]

You did post in my thread and you are totally ignoring what I said... again.

[Avante]

You did post in my thread and you are totally ignoring what I said... again.

I don't even look at the OP of a thread, I go with does the topic interest me. So what thread is this?

I actually don't care what you said, when I see someone making me their thing to do I care very little about them. You want to be a pest guy and I know this so ya take what I give or go bug those more down on your level, ok?

Ok the Glen thread.....notice how I played a small role there? And why post threads about others when you do so little?

[ohmwrecker]

I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is easy to do what you do and you refuse to acknowledge it.... telling.

[Avante]

I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that it is easy to do what you do and you refuse to acknowledge it.... telling.

Dude, I do it day in and day out all the time, are you capable of keeping them coming back? Keep the juices flowing, the engines revved? You had to talk about somebody else to generate anything, and you honestly compare that to what I can do by simply saying..."Boo!"

An Avante-wannabe....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[ohmwrecker]

Dude, I do it day in and day out all the time, are you capable of keeping them coming back? Keep the juices flowing, the engines revved? You had to talk about somebody else to generate anything, and you honestly compare that to what I can do by simply saying..."Boo!"

An Avante-wannabe....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Not a wannabe. Not even the original intention of the thread. Just an interesting side effect. I made a thread, pushed a few buttons at optimal points and watched the carnage. I did it without making the majority of the posts in the thread (like you) as well. You don't keep the juices flowing anymore. You are stuck with the same thread topics, the same troll responses... you haven't had a new, original thread in months.

I already explained why I don't do it "day in and day out". Am I going to fast for ya, slick?

[Avante]

Not a wannabe. Not even the original intention of the thread. Just an interesting side effect. I made a thread, pushed a few buttons at optimal points and watched the carnage. I did it without making the majority of the posts in the thread (like you) as well. You don't keep the juices flowing anymore. You are stuck with the same thread topics, the same troll responses... you haven't had a new, original thread in months.

I already explained why I don't do it "day in and day out". Am I going to fast for ya, slick?

That coming frtom a guy who posts....one...thread in how long and had to use another poster to get any responses, dude....ha~~~~

I do just fine little guy, if I wanted to just follow others around bothering them like you (others) do I would, now there's some skill...hahahaha!!!!!! I can talk...

burgers
sex
movies
books
sex
the news
sex

...with the best of them, but how many do we need here doing that? I like to go off somewhere else. You always seem to show up....right?

Why are you so concerned with me anyway, well? Unless I look down and see you humping my leg I don't care what you do.

[ohmwrecker]

Dodging the issue with the same old responses.

[Avante]

Dodging the issue with the same old responses.

What issue? Don't tell me you are comparing....one....thread to what I've done for a few years.

[Trainwreck2100]

Bullshit. You have more than 2 times my post count and I've been here 5+ years. This is also my only account. Nice try, slick.

I also have a current 20+ page thread with no signs of slowing down because I pushed the right buttons. Checkmate.

he also has a third account btw

[ohmwrecker]

What issue? Don't tell me you are comparing....one....thread to what I've done for a few years.

same shit, different (sometimes exact same) thread title

[Avante]

same shit, different (sometimes exact same) thread title

Why do you care what I do?

[ohmwrecker]

Why do you care what I do?

I don't. I just don't think it's as cool as you do. No big deal. I respect your swag, G.

[Avante]

I don't. I just don't think it's as cool as you do. No big deal. I respect your swag, G.

Why would I care what you think?

[ohmwrecker]

Why would I care what you think?

I didn't say you did.

[Avante]

I didn't say you did.

Sounds like the title of a song.

[Avante]

he also has a third account btw

Liar!

I only have one.

[Blake]

Liar!

I only have one.

Ok RaZon

[Avante]

Ok RaZon

When did we ever see RaZon and Avante?

Go find a mod and ask them about my IP address and how many others match it.

You work so hard at this guy, why? Have I really made this big an impact on you? I mean look at how you act over me, dude, it's weird, really. A little once in awhile hassle as we all do but to make me most of what you do here.........come on man.

[Trainwreck2100]

When did we ever see RaZon and Avante?

Go find a mod and ask them about my IP address and how many others match it.

You work so hard at this guy, why? Have I really made this big an impact on you? I mean look at how you act over me, dude, it's weird, really. A little once in awhile hassle as we all do but to make me most of what you do here.........come on man.

so do you deny being him or are you using rheorics to dodge the question
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=194825

cause you damn well admit to being razon in that thread

[Avante]

so do you deny being him or are you using rheorics to dodge the question
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=194825

cause you damn well admit to being razon in that thread

Are you simply stupid? OBVIOUSLY.....I started off here as RaZon, but at no time did I ever post as both Avante/RaZon and never tried to play silly games. I have only one screen name...Avante. I have never ever posted here using two or more screen names and never would. Besides...my style would never fool anyone.

[Trainwreck2100]

Are you simply stupid? OBVIOUSLY.....I started off here as RaZon, but at no time did I ever post as both Avante/RaZon and never tried to play silly games. I have only one screen name...Avante. I have never ever posted here using two or more screen names and never would. Besides...my style would never fool anyone.

That's not the screen name you use on the track forum you post at. But besides that, I know you were obviously razon but like a said before you like to hide behind rhetorhic or did you forget after i beat you in that pick em bet you decided to play the "I didn't mean this year" card

[Avante]

That's not the screen name you use on the track forum you post at. But besides that, I know you were obviously razon but like a said before you like to hide behind rhetorhic or did you forget after i beat you in that pick em bet you decided to play the "I didn't mean this year" card

What does what I do others places have to do with anything here? I've used...

Blind Dawg
Brutal
CCRider
Texas
Dixon
RaZon
Avante
Chaos
EbanizarEdmonds

in my travels over the years.

I gotta confess little guy, I pay little attention to you, pretty much just fuck around when dealing with your dumbass, so I really can't recall much of anything pertaining to you since you make...0...impact on me.