View Full Version : 10 things blacks can do that whites can't
Avante
11-09-2013, 07:49 AM
Rush for over 2000 yards in an NFL season
Run sub13.00 in the 110hh
Run sub 9.90 in the 100m
Run sub43.30 in the 400m
Run sub19.70 in the 200m
Jump over 29 feet in the long jump
Rush for over a 1000 yards in an NFL season as a QB
Play them mean, lowdown, back in the alley Mississippi Delta blues
Wear a pink pimp hat with a feather in it and look good doing it
And this.....
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DUNCANownsKOBE
11-09-2013, 07:57 AM
Avante is an old faggot who's son in law is a skinheaded loser who works at best buy.
Avante
11-09-2013, 08:00 AM
Avante is an old faggot who's son in law is a skinheaded loser who works at best buy.
How's bout a tad bit of reality ok little man?
Only faggot here is you, Chris is no skin head and works for a computer place in town, he's one of those computer experts.
So ya were wrong as usual.
No clue what I was talking about, huh?
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-09-2013, 08:21 AM
Yes Avante Blacks are Awesome. We get it. You want to be Black.
He certainly emulates black NBA players (MJ, Barkley) when it comes to losing money as a degenerate gambler.
Avante
11-09-2013, 08:22 AM
Yes Avante Blacks are Awesome. We get it. You want to be Black.
It really is amazing that tiny Trinidad can have five...
Darrel Brown
Marc Burns
Ato Boldon
Kleston Bledman
Richard Thompson
...sub 10.00 sprinters while China with it's billions has had...0.
Avante
11-09-2013, 08:23 AM
He certainly emulates black NBA players (MJ, Barkley) when it comes to losing money as a degenerate gambler.
Haven't lost a dime in over ten years.
AussieFanKurt
11-09-2013, 08:24 AM
is google your best friend
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-09-2013, 08:25 AM
Haven't lost a dime in over ten years.
:lmao you are mentally ill. You're 25-30 this year and were under .500 last year.
Avante
11-09-2013, 08:33 AM
is google your best friend
Nope, my library is.
Avante
11-09-2013, 08:36 AM
:lmao you are mentally ill. You're 25-30 this year and were under .500 last year.
I was around 56% last season (NFL plays) on another board and I've brought that info to the NFL forum before. So wrong again.
This season I'm down 500 bucks but if ya take my winnings over the years I;m up over a couple thou.
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-09-2013, 08:38 AM
I was around 56% last season (NFL plays) on another board and I've brought that info to the NFL forum before. So wrong again.
This season I'm down 500 bucks but if ya take my winnings over the years I;m up over a couple thou.
translation: you were under .500 on this board and you found a message board with another poster named Avante who didn't suck at NFL betting :lol
Avante
11-09-2013, 08:50 AM
translation: you were under .500 on this board and you found a message board with another poster named Avante who didn't suck at NFL betting :lol
That's pretty sad little guy. That was a track board, how many Avante's are track geeks?
I didn't pick here last season, let my son have some fun with Blake.
Avante
11-09-2013, 11:00 AM
Something you might not get but ALL races have their strengths and weaknesses. Black people's strengths are the only thing you seem to know about though.
You really believe that?
Avante
11-09-2013, 11:00 AM
Have you ever seen a black man pour concrete? :lol
Yes I have, but what I've never seen a black man do and I live in central Cali is pick fruit.
Avante
11-09-2013, 11:15 AM
Yes. Blues/Track/football
That's pretty much all I've seen you talk about other than underage hookers.
You do know those bar girls are not underage, right?
Wanna talk...
Rockabilly
Jazz
Country
rasslin'
Boxing
Movies
classic TV
The sci fi novel
bobybuilding
rock and roll
Avante
11-09-2013, 11:16 AM
How did it come out?
Smooth.
DJR210
11-09-2013, 11:40 AM
What a lame, shitty thread. Old faggot.
DJR210
11-09-2013, 11:45 AM
Avante is an old faggot who's son in law is a skinheaded loser who works at best buy.
Lol, old faggot who works at ST, young faggot works at BB, old whore runs a daycare for Avante to have easy access to kids.
Avante
11-09-2013, 11:51 AM
What a lame, shitty thread. Old faggot.
THIS...is a lame shitty threads that's why it got...0...action.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=224166
Avante
11-09-2013, 11:53 AM
Lol, old faggot who works at ST, young faggot works at BB, old whore runs a daycare for Avante to have easy access to kids.
You really this stupid? Now my wife is a whore, my son in law a faggot.....hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then ya wonder why nobody pays any attention to you, you're an idiot.
ChumpDumper
11-09-2013, 12:16 PM
Haven't lost a dime in over ten years.
This season I'm down 500 buckslol
How's bout a tad bit of reality ok little man?
Only faggot here is you, Chris is no skin head and works for a computer place in town, he's one of those computer experts.
So ya were wrong as usual.
No clue what I was talking about, huh?
:lmao
From Dish TV installer to computer "expert" (meaning he can install Windows and format a HDD)
Yes Avante Blacks are Awesome. We get it. You want to be Black.
He doesn't have any black in him, but I bet his daughter has had plenty in her.
Avante
11-09-2013, 12:22 PM
:lmao
From Dish TV installer to computer "expert" (meaning he can install Windows and format a HDD)
Chris builds computers, he built my sons. There is nothing about a computer he doesn't know and can do, he went to school for it and has his degree.
I've seen him fix mine from his house.......I have no clue how he did that.
Avante
11-09-2013, 12:24 PM
He doesn't have any black in him, but I bet his daughter has had plenty in her.
Just because your mom sucked black cock that doesn't mean all women do.
Chris builds computers, he built my sons. There is nothing about a computer he doesn't know and can do, he went to school for it and has his degree.
I've seen him fix mine from his house.......I have no clue how he did that.
Wow computer fixin' school? Really?
ChumpDumper
11-09-2013, 12:26 PM
Just because your mom sucked black cock that doesn't mean all women do.So you prefer the races stay separate?
Clipper Nation
11-09-2013, 12:45 PM
:lolld Fagg:lolt
CuckingFunt
11-09-2013, 01:22 PM
he built my sons.
That would make them Chris's sons.
Wild Cobra
11-09-2013, 03:22 PM
11) Become president with no executive experience.
12) Say niggеr without being called a racist.
The Reckoning
11-09-2013, 03:27 PM
11) Become president with no executive experience.
12) Say niggеr without being called a racist.
:corn:
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-09-2013, 03:29 PM
Wow computer fixin' school? Really?
:lmao Devry
Warren Jeffs
11-09-2013, 03:56 PM
Can a Black man marry a 13 year old and have her parents worship him?
AchillesHeel
11-09-2013, 04:13 PM
Rape an innocent white girl at a hotel in Colorado and jerk off afterwards?
yo avante i'm about to build a computer tell chris to hook a nigga up
leemajors
11-09-2013, 04:28 PM
That would make them Chris's sons.
:lmao
Hitler
11-09-2013, 04:48 PM
Can a Black man marry a 13 year old and have her parents worship him?
If shes Jewish yes.
DJR210
11-09-2013, 05:13 PM
THIS...is a lame shitty threads that's why it got...0...action.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=224166
:lol Thinking a bunch of posters coming in to insult you constitutes a good thread
:lol Thinking another poster coming in to defend you which starts an argument amongst other posters constitutes a good thread
:lol Thinking responses to a thread is an accomplishment
:lolld Fagg:lolt no reason to live w/o ST
Suspect
11-09-2013, 06:16 PM
:cry Only faggot here is you, Chris is no skin head and works for a computer place in town, he's one of those computer experts. :cry
Rogue
11-09-2013, 07:24 PM
11th thing, make a white bitch suck his dick and drink his load.
benefactor
11-09-2013, 07:29 PM
That would make them Chris's sons.
:lol
benefactor
11-09-2013, 07:29 PM
:lolld Fagg:lolt
DJR210
11-09-2013, 07:46 PM
Wow computer fixin' school? Really?
:lol computer school to work on the geek squad
benefactor
11-09-2013, 07:56 PM
http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Computer_Repair.jpg
Avante
11-10-2013, 11:36 AM
Wow computer fixin' school? Really?
You really this dumb?
Avante
11-10-2013, 11:37 AM
:lol Thinking a bunch of posters coming in to insult you constitutes a good thread
:lol Thinking another poster coming in to defend you which starts an argument amongst other posters constitutes a good thread
:lol Thinking responses to a thread is an accomplishment
:lolld Fagg:lolt no reason to live w/o ST
That coming from a punk who knows..0...about anything?
How many failed threads have you posted anyway moron?
DJR210
11-10-2013, 12:32 PM
That coming from a punk who knows..0...about anything?
How many failed threads have you posted anyway moron?
:lol prove my point
Put your skirt on and go prune the hedges faggot. Do what Judy tells you to do like a good little bitch.
Clipper Nation
11-10-2013, 12:54 PM
:lolld Whipped Fagg:lolt
Avante
11-10-2013, 01:02 PM
:lol prove my point
Put your skirt on and go prune the hedges faggot. Do what Judy tells you to do like a good little bitch.
As you ignore my question.
Avante
11-10-2013, 01:02 PM
:lolld Whipped Fagg:lolt
Do you ever do anything that isn't totally stupid? Dude.....GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Clipper Nation
11-10-2013, 01:06 PM
:lolld Fagg:lolt Meltd:lolwn
DJR210
11-10-2013, 01:18 PM
:lolld fagg:lolt meltdown
lol a trade you can know "everything about" just by attending a 2 hour seminar.
You really this dumb?
You must think I am. No one can connect remotely to your PC and do anything without someone first doing something locally to your PC, certainly not Chris. So to say he fixed it remotely is misleading at best. You had to give him access, or he had to give it to himself from your house. If he did that preemptively, do you think maybe he planted a problem so he could fix it and impress you enough to accept that your daughter's breath smell like his semen?
Koolaid_Man
11-10-2013, 08:00 PM
Boast 6 inches or more :hat
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:26 PM
You got me but I had to look to make sure I had a rhyme right.
Whatcha doin'
Eatin' chocolate
Where'd you get it?
Doggie dropped it
Where'd he drop it?
On the floor
What's he doin'?
Makin' more
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:35 PM
@the Taco Cabana's?
I guess. Don't be put out by your mom's black eye.
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:36 PM
Ahhh Blue Moon. I fucking love this shit.
Papa Smurf used to crack me up with that. Then it was just gross when he became incontinent.
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:37 PM
How do you throw gang signs on the internet? Ok c is for cookie.
You post some bad ass nigras in your sig. I'd suggest Public Enemy.
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:40 PM
It takes me a little while to get your shit. "Don't be put out by your Mom's black eye." Ok So my Mom has a black eye already? Or you wanna give my Mom a black eye? I'm a little slow right now.
I don't know. If she doesn't have one, I'll poke her in the eye with my weenie. Or if we're in public, I'll punch her.
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:42 PM
How bout some real nigga's. 5th Ward Dawg?
No one gets the reference. Post some rappers.
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:42 PM
I'd rather you poke her with your little weenie.
Done. Now she's lost an eye.
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:44 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wm5H75m6zhE/TEwpRpW8OmI/AAAAAAAAAXk/5saLFUTraF4/s1600/258o66o.jpg
IDK. Did they ever do anything with Nelly?
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:46 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Wm5H75m6zhE/TEwpRpW8OmI/AAAAAAAAAXk/5saLFUTraF4/s1600/258o66o.jpg
Does the Rott write the lyrics and/or the beats?
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:49 PM
^ Nope, just listen sometime.REAL Nigga's. Not this I got a white girlfriend and I goto church nigga's.
I'm lost. Are they like Fantasy Island?
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:53 PM
Yes, you are lost. They were born on Fantasy Island with Tattoo but then moved to 5th Ward. in H-town.
Weird. Did you see that pic of Tattoo dealing with Hannah Montana's bottom?
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:54 PM
Yore drinkink?
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:57 PM
No. I usually just post without looking at any replies. You see my sig right? That's Ice Cube, Dr. Dre, the AIDS nig, and some others. My guess is that it represents about half a billion dollars and several murders. What's your sig?
cantthinkofanything
11-10-2013, 11:59 PM
Blue Moon is a Wheat Beer though and gives you massive farts @ about 3:47am
Do you drink yours with an umbrella and panties?
cantthinkofanything
11-11-2013, 12:01 AM
Mine is jigaboo nightmare
cantthinkofanything
11-11-2013, 12:02 AM
Dude I've seen you do better but ok.
Give me a break. I'm drunk.
cantthinkofanything
11-11-2013, 12:05 AM
Sometimes it's just hard to reply to you.
Idk. I like that chick from Last Man Standing. The waitress that has the kid.
cantthinkofanything
11-11-2013, 12:06 AM
Ok wtf are you drinking?
Your mom's vag!!!!
cantthinkofanything
11-11-2013, 12:09 AM
What do I owe you?
A bunch of penicillin.
cantthinkofanything
11-11-2013, 12:13 AM
penicillin continues to be the drug of choice for treatment of all stages of syphilis. Three antiviral medications have been shown to provide clinical benefit in the treatment of genital herpes:
http://www.aafp.org/afp/1999/1001/p1387.html
Idk. I think she gave me ass warts. I may end up trying Lithium.
cantthinkofanything
11-11-2013, 12:15 AM
I'm fadin bro. Out.
Audi 5000.
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