Week 11 College Football game thread sponsored by CDs Nuts

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Forget LSU-Alabama.

Western Michigan-Eastern Michigan is the real game of the day. You know it as well as i do.

[symple19]

:lol

[The Reckoning]

i hate to say it but it's a necessary evil that mccoy gets the start. UT tends to rely more on its backs and athletes when he's under center, and that usually gets the W.

[symple19]

Auburn with a nice response

[symple19]

Let's see if Auburn can get a stop and some more points. That runback sucked the energy out of Neyland

[symple19]

FSU is ridiculous. They're obliterating Wake

[symple19]

Lol Tennessee. Emotion wore off and now they're getting worked. Nick Marshall with over 120 yards rushing and 5 left in the second :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Auburn humiliated Tennessee on that last drive t bh.

[symple19]

Lololololololololololololol Florida. Down 17-0 to Vandy. They lose and Muschamps seat is going to start getting hot

[symple19]

Omg Marshall... Smh

That's how you let a team back in the game. Terrible

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Arkansas is bully the Rebs on this drive with a bunch of runs.

Then the Rebs gave up a wide open TD pass. Crap.

[symple19]

Great catch by the Tenn defender. Fuck

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Lololololololololololololol Florida. Down 17-0 to Vandy. They lose and Muschamps seat is going to start getting hot

Not surprised tbh.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Nick Marshall is running circles around Tennessee.

[symple19]

Lololololololololololololol!!!! Nick Marshall with another touchdown :lmao

[symple19]

He's got 164 yards (20per) and 3 touchdowns (2 run/1 pass) in the first half

245 total rushing yards in the first half :lmao

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Great answer to the Arkansas TD

[symple19]

OM should get back in the 25 with a win.

What in the hell is happeningn to TT? Getting blasted by KST

[symple19]

Lou Holtz just called AJ McCarron the leading Heisman candidate and top pro prospect :lmao

[leemajors]

lmao at tech

[symple19]

Auburn just ran back another kick :lmao

Neyland will be empty by the end of the third :lmao

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Auburn scored again? That was quick.

[jeebus]

:lol WOAI is showing the borderrunners on tv. I need some comedy tbh.

[jeebus]

Good crowd in the dome. Tens of people showed up.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Not a good way to start the 2nd half for the Rebs.

[symple19]

Lol utsa

[symple19]

Not a good way to start the 2nd half for the Rebs.

You guys need to beat those dirty pigs.

Lol Brutalis
Lol Arky

[symple19]

Auburn may set a record for return yardage :lol

[jeebus]

lol utsa is so horrible. I saw some retarded kids who were paralyzed from the neck down play better ball than these homos.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Razorbacks back into this game.

[jeebus]

lolutsa fumble faggots

[symple19]

Tre Mason with his 15th touchdown of the season :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Great 3 and out by Ole Miss. Bo Wallace holds the ball just ad long as Big Ben does.

[Clipper Nation]

Tre Mason with his 15th touchdown of the season :lol
Son, Auburn better win the Iron Bowl this year, tbh....

[symple19]

Son, Auburn better win the Iron Bowl this year, tbh....

Much as I would like for that to happen, I just don't think the defense can slow Bama down enough.

Would be glorious if it happened, though. More worried about UGA right now, tbh (they've owned Auburn for some time at this point)

[jeebus]

Doucheza getting assraped by tulane.

[symple19]

Tre Mason with his 3rd of the day, 16th on the year.

Great to be an Auburn Tiger

Lol Tennessee
Lol SEC East
Lol Empty Neyland stadium
Lol Butch Davis top 5 salary not going to a bowl

Don't get it twisted. Auburn is physical. They basically run 5 plays and dare you to stop them. Really happy with the O-line, one of the most underrated units in the nation. This team has a great shot to beat the dawgs if they can stay focused and take care of the ball.

Imo, Malzahn is COY. He may not win it (Briles, Fisher), but this team was 3-9 last year and winless in the SEC

Amazing

[Bill_Brasky]

man, we got fucked. lol run defense

[symple19]

:lmao Florida

[Holden_Caulfield]

cal sucks

[dirk4mvp]

Bo Wallace is such an idiot.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Vandy beating who they're suppose to beat tbh.

[Holden_Caulfield]

this is the worst 2nd wave of saturday games i have ever witnessed :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Well that's ball game. Rebels are now bowl eligible.

[ChumpDumper]

lolutsa wins

[blkroadrunners]

lol utsa is so horrible. I saw some retarded kids who were paralyzed from the neck down play better ball than these homos.

"Blah blah blah lolutsa blah blah blah I suck peepee blah blah"

[ChumpDumper]

Sure sounded like an ugly game. Good win without two running backs.

[Robz4000]

So what are the chances ASU gets out of Utah with a win? If they do they win the PAC 12 South imo.

[Robz4000]

Really? Three straight runs? C'mon Graham...

[jeebus]

Blah blah blah lolutsa blah blah blah I suck peepee blah blah
you suck peepee? who talks like that?

[benefactor]

you suck peepee? who talks like that?
Our utsa posters are all just some weird motherfuckers all around. Chump is probably the most normal so that should tell you a lot.

[jeebus]

Our utsa posters are all just some weird motherfuckers all around. Chump is probably the most normal so that should tell you a lot.
a little lolutsa banter and he turns into my 4 year old nephew.

[benefactor]

:lol blocked punt/safety

[jeebus]

Case is gonna have to go in Heisman mode to win this game.

[Robz4000]

RIP Whailey. Tough to watch the replay on that injury, his football days are done.

[Robz4000]

Also, :tu ASU

[jeebus]

"He even knows how to take a knee with swagger"

That's what I get for turning on the AM game for 10 seconds. Jesus.

[Michael Jordan.]

"He even knows how to take a knee with swagger"

That's what I get for turning on the AM game for 10 seconds. Jesus.

Watch how u tawk about Johnny Fucking Football gawddammit

[jeebus]

Watch how u tawk about Johnny Fucking Football gawddammit
lol sounds like my retarded extended family

[jeebus]

lol Texas

[benefactor]

Defense saving Texas' ass right now.

[jeebus]

Nice job by the defense, good screaming heard afterwards. C'mon McCuck, work your magic.

[benefactor]

I can't wait until all these coaches are fired.

[symple19]

LSU! LSU! LSU!

[symple19]

I hope this game is at least close. I'm tired of Bammer blowing people out

[symple19]

http://wannatalkfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/aj-mccarron-chest-tattoo-new.jpg

[jeebus]

McClutch

[benefactor]

:lol McCry Jr

[jeebus]

Monkeyball comin in the game

[symple19]

Deep pass from Mettenberger. Good start from the Bayou Bengals

[symple19]

Think those two WR's can get behind the Bammer DB's all night. Mett just needs time to throw

[symple19]

Of course... Dumbfuck fumbles on the 1yd line and Bama gets it. smdh

He was easy into the end zone, too. fuck

[symple19]

:lol @ those West Virginia Uni's

[symple19]

Bama already getting friendly spots from the officials

[jeebus]

Posting to break symple's post streak.

[jeebus]

lol another fumble. Geno Smith is rolling in his grave

[Bill_Brasky]

holy fucking shit another fumble for shitty wvu

[benefactor]

:lol and Texas can't put it in the endzone

This is a retard fight so far.

[symple19]

Posting to break symple's post streak.

Good lookin' out :lol

LSU just fumbled again, too

[symple19]

LSU is lucky as fuck only giving up 3 points off two turnovers

[benefactor]

:lol Dreamius
:lol black people

[blkroadrunners]

Our utsa posters are all just some weird motherfuckers all around. Chump is probably the most normal so that should tell you a lot.

I'm just defending my school champ.

[Bill_Brasky]

holgorson mad per par

[benefactor]

I'm just defending my school champ.
You just keep doing that sport.

[Bill_Brasky]

I'm just defending my school champ.

:lol peepee

[benefactor]

:lol

[symple19]

Va Tech is working Miami over

Is it just me or is the ACC starting to look like an awful conference? Might just be that Miami has injuries and FSU is a zillion times better than everyone else

[symple19]

:lol peepee

:lmao

[jeebus]

:lmao

[symple19]

That shot of the WV crowd was rather depressing, tbh

[symple19]

Come the fuck on, LSU. Punch it in

[symple19]

Nice

[blkroadrunners]

:lol peepee

:rolleyes

[symple19]

The more I drink, the more I laugh every time I see "peepee" in this thread

34 going on 14 tbh, imho, iyam

[Bill_Brasky]

wow, Alabama gets literally every bullshit call imaginable. I guarantee you against anyone else that LSU PI would not have been called.

[Bill_Brasky]

ugh, mccarron has such a shitty low release that will never consistently make it over an NFL line....

[symple19]

wow, Alabama gets literally every bullshit call imaginable. I guarantee you against anyone else that LSU PI would not have been called.

Exactly. Pussy call leads to six. PLEASE lsu figure out a way to win this one... PLEASE

[symple19]

ugh, mccarron has such a shitty low release that will never consistently make it over an NFL line....

Lou Holtz called him the Heisman frontrunner and top QB prospect in CFB earlier :lmao

[benefactor]

Lou Holtz called him the Heisman frontrunner and top QB prospect in CFB earlier :lmao
det dude has been moments away from the assisted living center for five seasons now

[Bill_Brasky]

Lou Holtz called him the Heisman frontrunner and top QB prospect in CFB earlier :lmao

that's fucking awful, even for Lou.

[Bill_Brasky]

good job openly rooting for bama, CBS announcers.

[symple19]

good job openly rooting for bama, CBS announcers.

Per par

Verne is the worst but I actually like Gary Danielson.

Wish Tim Brando would call games with Gary instead of Verne

[symple19]

Bama is killing LSU on those crossing routes

[symple19]

Probably game over. Might as well switch over to UT @ hillbilly's


-sigh-

[Clipper Nation]

ugh, mccarron has such a shitty low release that will never consistently make it over an NFL line....
Bama QB's nearly always suck ass in the pros, it's like USC QB's :lol

[symple19]

Well, LSU got another TD. Guess they're gonna make a fight of it

[The Reckoning]

lol Texas

[symple19]

That was an impressive drive from the Mountaineers.

Texas still can't tackle, apparently... At least they've been getting good pressure from the line, but if anybody gets to the second level...

[leemajors]

That was an impressive drive from the Mountaineers.

Texas still can't tackle, apparently... At least they've been getting good pressure from the line, but if anybody gets to the second level...

Can only play so well so long while O shits the bed

[jeebus]

McHeisman

[symple19]

Can only play so well so long while O shits the bed

Haven't seen much of the game. Just saw the 6 sacks (stat line) in the first half and that last drive

Nice TD pass by McCoy. Dude was wide the fuck open

[benefactor]

Davis will make some pro team very happy.

[symple19]

McHeisman

:tu

Unanimous

[The Reckoning]

lol johnny football not mentioned in the heisman watch :lol

[jeebus]

lol johnny football not mentioned in the heisman watch :lol
Why should he? Dude chucked up 3 ints today against a shit team.

[symple19]

Why is McCarron in the Heisman conversation? He's the consummate game manager

Fuck that chest-tatted douche-nozzle. He's destined to hold a clipboard for the next 3-5 years (before transitioning to coaching High-School football and milking his status as a Bama natty winner for all its worth)

[jeebus]

McCuck is hitting his stride. Watch out America.

[symple19]

Nice response. 4th is going to be wild

[ColinB]

McCoy puts so much air on his throws and they go nowhere. That throw to Davis that drew the pass interference could have been a punt. :lol

[benefactor]

You'd think by looking at the somewhat high score of this game that it's been entertaining but it's been one big shitfest.

[symple19]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/820767572.gif

LSU! LSU! LSU!

[symple19]

:lol

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/lsu-dancing-fan.gif

[benefactor]

:lol

[symple19]

Tie ballgame. C'mon LSU

[jeebus]

lol Hype lost to the Celtics at the buzzer.

[symple19]

Probably gonna be one of those "whoever has the ball last" type games between UT/WVU

[symple19]

:wow

Va Tech 42-24 over da U in the 4th

[benefactor]

McCry Jr making the throws

[symple19]

LSU with a big stop on 3rd and 1

[benefactor]

:lmao

[jeebus]

Refs bailing out McCry.

[benefactor]

McCry saved by WV's shitty D

[symple19]

Gift for UT

[symple19]

Big 3rd down

[jeebus]

McClutch strikes again, striking fear into benehater! :cry

[symple19]

Wow. WVU with the softest zone I've ever seen. Awful

[benefactor]

:lol WV trying to strip the ball instead of tackle

Almost cost them a TD

[symple19]

Feel like I'm in a time machine with all these Shipley's and McCry's :lol

[jeebus]

McClutch and Shipley again. Just Hand Them The Trophy

[DMX7]

Shipley going into BEAST MODE.

[benefactor]

Great catch.

[ColinB]

McCoy to Shipley. :cry

[DMX7]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/820767572.gif

LSU! LSU! LSU!

WTF am I looking at here?

[symple19]

WTF am I looking at here?

Handicapped LSU fan @ the Bammer game tonight

[symple19]

UCF held on against the Cougs

[The Reckoning]

lol UT

[ColinB]

Mack playing duck duck goose with the defense on the sidelines. Guess Duke was the goose.

[symple19]

Mett has to get it into Landry/Beckam's hands more often. Need points on this drive

[benefactor]

Duke is trash.

[DMX7]

Mack playing duck duck goose with the defense on the sidelines. Guess Duke was the goose.

I thought Duke was supposed to be fast. He got blown by on that play.

[jeebus]

I'm ready for det UT turnover now.

[symple19]

Jesus, I change it to the LSU game and WVU scores again?! wtf

[The Reckoning]

atleast this seals mack's bye bye party

[jeebus]

atleast this seals mack's bye bye party
don't jinx it, lefty

[jeebus]

what a shitty punt

[benefactor]

Welp, here we go.

[symple19]

Bama is in bully mode. LSU has to stop them on this drive or its over

[symple19]

UT game deserves OT, tbh

[jeebus]

Here we go. C'mon McCuck

[symple19]

Uh-Oh

:lmao Mack smiling on the sideline. Does he have any clue where he is/what he's doing?

[jeebus]

McClutch

[symple19]

Nice throw by McCoy

[DMX7]

Stomp out bullying! Brought to you by Richie Incognito.

[symple19]

Bama about to go in and make it a two TD game

[symple19]

Love that playcall. Now you can go for the win

[symple19]

Then they run it twice :lmao

I would have thrown it on first, not run it both plays

[jeebus]

:lmao Major Faggotwhite playcalling

[symple19]

Overtime

Fitting

[jeebus]

shank it motherfucker!

[TheCultOfPersonality]

LSU's defense and tackling suck.

[symple19]

lolololol

This game might go till midnight EST

[symple19]

LSU's defense and tackling suck.

LSU fucked themselves with those two turnovers early

Bama has been doing the smart thing and just pounding it.

[The Reckoning]

terrible play call by applewhite

[The Reckoning]

major applebottom :lol

[symple19]

:wow

Odell Beckam with a return to the Bama 20 :wow

[jeebus]

Has McCry had a stroke or something before? One side of his face doesn't move imo.

[symple19]

LSU is retarded. Spread Bama out. Running isn't going to work

[symple19]

Has McCry had a stroke or something before? One side of his face doesn't move imo.

Yeah, I was thinking he looked like he has a touch of the 'tard earlier when he took his lid off

[symple19]

Mettenberger is awful.

4th and the game

[symple19]

Can't believe people think Mett can be an NFL QB. Has the size, but his brain is the size of a peanut

Don't understand why LSU can't get an elite QB

[jeebus]

Yeah, I was thinking he looked like he has a touch of the 'tard earlier when he took his lid off
Yup. When he stopped talking, it's like the left side of his mouth is all curled up and his eyes are way offset. :lol

[The Reckoning]

yeah he got all the ugly genes for sure

[DMX7]

Horrific play call on 1st down.

[The Reckoning]

UT needs to stop hiring SEC coaches as assistants. stacy searels hasnt done his job.

[symple19]

WVU getting stout

Applewhite is a terrible playcaller

[jeebus]

That was actually a good play imo

[symple19]

And just as I say that... :lol

Nicely done

[DMX7]

Finally, that was a no brainer call.

[ColinB]

Yeah, nice play call.

Still, Applewhite sucks.

[DMX7]

WVU getting stout

Applewhite is a terrible playcaller

He is, but the only horrific call was the first.

[symple19]

Ouch

There goes the ACL/MCL

[jeebus]

Yeah, nice play call.

Still, Applewhite sucks.
Maybe he got up to take a shit and an intern made the call...

[jeebus]

lol WV crowd booing their own injured player. classy

[symple19]

Wow...LSU player should've been sent off. Refs have no idea how to call that targeting foul

[symple19]

Maybe he got up to take a shit and an intern made the call...

:lmao

Grad assistant, tbh

[DMX7]

Case McCoy is a gamer. It's such a contrast from his physical abilities.

[The Reckoning]

just icing the kicker tbh

[symple19]

lol WV crowd booing their own injured player. classy

Perhaps the most miserable, inbred fanbase in the nation

I cringe every time they go to crowd shots

[symple19]

And here come the hillbilly's

[The Reckoning]

lol UT

[ColinB]

Were they really booing him? I was trying to figure that out.

[The Reckoning]

Perhaps the most miserable, inbred fanbase in the nation

I cringe every time they go to crowd shots



arkansas is pretty bad

[benefactor]

arkansas is pretty bad
:tu

[jeebus]

Nice D there. Don't fuck up now

[symple19]

:lmao

A thread title on the Rivals mainboard reads "Was Case McCoy in a bad car wreck? I don't understand why his face looks like that" :lmao

[benefactor]

One more. Mack's career is flashing before his eyes.

[jeebus]

lol intercepted

[benefactor]

:lol there it is

[The Reckoning]

ballgame! mccoy with the clutch win :lol

[jeebus]

:lmao

A thread title on the Rivals mainboard reads "Was Case McCoy in a bad car wreck? I don't understand why his face looks like that" :lmao
:lol they saw the same thing we did

[symple19]

Congrats Horns

Gritty, albeit ugly win

[ColinB]

:lmao

A thread title on the Rivals mainboard reads "Was Case McCoy in a bad car wreck? I don't understand why his face looks like that" :lmao

:lol

[DMX7]

Edmond is at least good in pass coverage.

[jeebus]

atleast this seals mack's bye bye party

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie-hlcw8VnU

[symple19]

arkansas is pretty bad

Touche'

[blkroadrunners]

GG Horns

[symple19]

Say what you will about Mack and the Horns, but they could have folded up shop and lost a lot of games.

UT players have responded and it bodes well for their future (Still think Mack needs to go, but credit where due)

[DMX7]

Mack Brown's first ever overtime game?

[symple19]

Mett just got hurt

Impressive victory for Alabama

Hope Auburn can beat Georgia and set up what may be an epic Iron Bowl.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Forget LSU-Alabama.

Western Michigan-Eastern Michigan is the real game of the day. You know it as well as i do.

Well it was a better game than LSU-Alabama.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Notre Dame

[symple19]

:lmao Notre Dame

I called that shit

And the Stanford game :smokin