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PlayNando
11-11-2013, 11:13 AM
The Great War ended. The German kraut scum was slain by France and her Allies.

1.4 million brave Frenchmen lost their lives fighting Wilhelm II's invading scum. Tbe Germans were everything wrong with the world. The scum avoided France's impressive defensive fortifications and instead cowardly attacked through neutral Belgium and Luxembourg. Yes, the Austrians and Serbians started the war, but the krauts needlessly escalated it.

Fortunately, after a little over four years the Krauts were finally brought to the negotiating table and at Versailles in 1919 were dealt their harsh, but well deserved punishment!

Much of the war and blood were spent over the fields of the northeastern Third French Republic. If you look closely you can still see blood from bleeding French women and children murdered by the krauts running down the creeks in northeastern France.

Liberté, égalité, fraternité!!!

Lincoln
11-11-2013, 11:17 AM
and then 30 years later, they took your capital while you bent over, raided your Eiffel Tower, destroyed your arts and famous paintings and you know what?

They made you like it

Brazil
11-11-2013, 11:21 AM
:lol not gonna end well

DeadlyDynasty
11-11-2013, 11:27 AM
btw, French military tactics were embarrassing in WWI…pretty much Russia West

Katherine Robinson
11-11-2013, 11:29 AM
Then the French went on to shit on Germany with the treaty of versaiilles and the French's part in the treaty had paved the way for WWII. During the inter-war period, the French were scared shitless of a gimped Germany and built the Maginot-Line. They were utterly decimated by Germany shortly after.

skut_farkus
11-11-2013, 11:38 AM
France :lol

DMC
11-11-2013, 12:04 PM
For Sale

French Military Small Arms

Never Used

Only Dropped Once

elmanutres
11-11-2013, 12:26 PM
begging For American help

DMC
11-11-2013, 12:28 PM
begging For American help

Without them, we likely never get our independence from Britain. They weren't always passive.

elmanutres
11-11-2013, 07:05 PM
Without them, we likely never get our independence from Britain. They weren't always passive.

Yeah that's true. People always say France owes us for ww2 but cause of the revolutionary war ww2 was just paying back our dues. So both sides are even essentially

Arnold Toht
11-11-2013, 07:07 PM
^ You've no part in this, spic.

Arnold Toht
11-11-2013, 07:08 PM
The Great War ended. The German kraut scum was slain by France and her Allies.

1.4 million brave Frenchmen lost their lives fighting Wilhelm II's invading scum. Tbe Germans were everything wrong with the world. The scum avoided France's impressive defensive fortifications and instead cowardly attacked through neutral Belgium and Luxembourg. Yes, the Austrians and Serbians started the war, but the krauts needlessly escalated it.

Fortunately, after a little over four years the Krauts were finally brought to the negotiating table and at Versailles in 1919 were dealt their harsh, but well deserved punishment!

Much of the war and blood were spent over the fields of the northeastern Third French Republic. If you look closely you can still see blood from bleeding French women and children murdered by the krauts running down the creeks in northeastern France.

Liberté, égalité, fraternité!!!

Shut your whore mouth.

spurraider21
11-11-2013, 07:08 PM
France is gay tbh

elmanutres
11-11-2013, 07:28 PM
^ You've no part in this, spic.

I find spic a compliment tbh

Venti Quattro
11-11-2013, 07:42 PM
:cry please don't destroy Paris
:cry we'll unconditionally surrender
:cry we're gonna do anything you want

Also :lmao :lmao :lmao Treaty of Versailles. That shit was torn apart by the Germans and was France's undoing. Once the Germans fought back they weren't able to do shit except run to the British and Americans :lol :lol

:lol PlayNando
:lol France
:lol rude people
:lol smelly
:lol hairy armpits

Rogue
11-11-2013, 08:39 PM
France has always been a joke since the post-Napoleon era but people still fall in obsession with France and French culture for some odd reason, like my goddess who was once married to a guy with a French name (Reynolds) and who is now engaged to marry another French dude. :cry

This may even date back to a movie she made in her early career imho, my brother the pig in which she was enthusiastic about learning French and she even flirted to a picture of a French dude on the computer's monitor. That movie was pure shit though.

ezau
11-11-2013, 10:36 PM
:cry please don't destroy Paris
:cry we'll unconditionally surrender
:cry we're gonna do anything you want

Also :lmao :lmao :lmao Treaty of Versailles. That shit was torn apart by the Germans and was France's undoing. Once the Germans fought back they weren't able to do shit except run to the British and Americans :lol :lol

:lol PlayNando (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43504)
:lol France
:lol rude people
:lol smelly
:lol hairy armpits

Says the guy from the Philippines:lol