Yes, another poop thread

[JudynTX]

It has taken me a while to notice this, but why do men wait until they get to work to take their massive dumps? :lol
The guys I work with come in, open their offices, turn on computers and then head to the restroom.

Weird

[Spur|n|Austin]

It has taken me a while to notice this, but why do men wait until they get to work to take their massive dumps? :lol
The guys I work with come in, open their offices, turn on computers and then head to the restroom.

Weird

Coffee + Last Night's Dinner = Morning Glory

I go down 3 floors and use a vacant office's super clean toilets; much more private too..

[I. Hustle]

It has taken me a while to notice this, but why do men wait until they get to work to take their massive dumps? :lol
The guys I work with come in, open their offices, turn on computers and then head to the restroom.

Weird

I've asked this very same question. The response that I received is that they drink coffee before and on the way to work. The coffee kicks in and then they head straight to the crappier.

[Blake]

Just an extra 15 minute break.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I don't like morning dumps, tbh. I make my biggest deposit before bedtime. I'm not a coffee drinker though

[ColinB]

It is on the clock.

[Spur|n|Austin]

I don't like morning dumps, tbh. I make my biggest deposit before bedtime. I'm not a coffee drinker though

Well there's always the pre-bed dump too, tbh.

[bus driver]

i drop the kids off at 6ish, when i get home from work.

[JudynTX]

:lol :lol Thanks for the explanation.

[JudynTX]

Coffee + Last Night's Dinner = Morning Glory

I go down 3 floors and use a vacant office's super clean toilets; much more private too.

So when someone comes in, do you hurry up and try to finish? :lol

[bus driver]

people who shit in public restrooms need to practice courtesy flushes

[RD2191]

There's always some douche who "forgets" to flush. FML:vomit:

[JudynTX]

I'm waiting for SBM to come in here and tell me what a shitty thread this is.

[Spur|n|Austin]

So when someone comes in, do you hurry up and try to finish? :lol

Nobody's ever come in, hoping they never lease the floor, tbh.


people who shit in public restrooms need to practice courtesy flushes

I've never understood that common non-courtesy of someone who likes to just sit there in their own stench while burning the nose hairs of other users.

[CosmicCowboy]

Over the years I've hunted with a lot of guys that have this morning ritual. Even funnier is the ones that get in such a big ass hurry to get out in the field the neglect to take care of business before leaving camp. The best one I ever saw was the guy that came back to camp with no socks and one pants leg cut off when he had to improvise for toilet paper.

[JudynTX]

Jesus! :vomit:

[Trill Clinton]

ugh, i do shit at work every now and then but i don't be trying to make a habit out of it. no shame in my game. i'll even courtesy flush and use a seat protector, word. soon as i'm done, i spray the lysol, zip it up, flush and walk smooth out. then hit em with thehttp://i42.tinypic.com/246mjo7.png



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[Koolaid_Man]

Jesus! :vomit:

you're a strange one Judy....watching coworkers go take a shit...most women wouldn't even give a shit...you sniffing around the men's toilet area?

[JudynTX]

you're a strange one Judy....watching coworkers go take a shit...most women wouldn't even give a shit...you sniffing around the men's toilet area?

Their bathroom is right next to my private one. :D

[RD2191]

you're a strange one Judy....watching coworkers go take a shit...most women wouldn't even give a shit...you sniffing around the men's toilet area?
:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

Their bathroom is right next to my private one. :D

trust me it's anything but a bathroom :hat

[Koolaid_Man]

but smelling shit is horrible..I'm actually paranoid and kinda superstitious about smelling someone's shit...I think it's toxic and causes cell death and oxidative stress...I'd rather smell cigarette smoke....so I will leave or either hold my breath for the 45 -50 seconds it takes for me to piss......I practice breathe holding techniques while White Water rafting / kayaking...

[AntiChrist]

Do your coworkers a favor and do your assplosion at home

[Viva Las Espuelas]

people who shit in public restrooms need to practice courtesy flushes

Ok. Walkthrough this with me. Your ass is planted on the seat. You flush. It's normally with gale force winds that it flushes. Do you think all of that stays in the bowl? Your shit. Your piss. The other people's shit and piss, too....since it was last cleaned??? Read that again. Let it marinate. Have a nice day :toast


I'd do with the smell of my shit than shit on me. It's a fucking restroom. Not the perfume counter.

[mojorizen7]

It is on the clock.

Exactly...because fuck them.

[DJR210]

Hmmm..seems quite simple IMO.

1. Get paid to take shit

2. Don't get paid to take shit

No brainer.

[xmas1997]

It has taken me a while to notice this, but why do men wait until they get to work to take their massive dumps? :lol
The guys I work with come in, open their offices, turn on computers and then head to the restroom.

Weird


I've asked this very same question. The response that I received is that they drink coffee before and on the way to work. The coffee kicks in and then they head straight to the crappier.


The explanations above are pretty much right on.
Coffee has lots of oil and is a great laxative.
Trust me, you're a lot happier this way than if they don't take a shit.
:lol

[benefactor]

Pretty much what everyone else said. Big bowl of frosted mini wheats plus coffee equals massive dump and hour or so later.

There's one set of private bathrooms everyone uses at the far end of the hospital...and it's the same shitting crew every morning.:lol

[DJR210]

Pretty much what everyone else said. Big bowl of frosted mini wheats plus coffee equals massive dump and hour or so later.

There's one set of private bathrooms everyone uses at the far end of the hospital...and it's the same shitting crew every morning.:lol

I made the private handicapped restroom my office. Lol at the non-handicapped people coming up and shaking the handle only to find it's already occupied.

[Relevancy]

you americans put toilet paper on top of the seat so it could protect your ass from contacting with the previous ass that sat there before huh

[xmas1997]

I made the private handicapped restroom my office. Lol at the non-handicapped people coming up and shaking the handle only to find it's already occupied.


I said "strange" sense of humor, but, dude, that is a little weird.
That is more "odd" and "quirky" than strange, or maybe real strange.
It doesn't tale much to entertain you, does it?
No offense meant.
:lol

[xmas1997]

you americans put toilet paper on top of the seat so it could protect your ass from contacting with the previous ass that sat there before huh


Us Americans?
You?

[DJR210]

I said "strange" sense of humor, but, dude, that is a little weird.
That is more "odd" and "quirky" than strange, or maybe real strange.
It doesn't tale much to entertain you, does it?
No offense meant.
:lol

What's weird about wanting to take a shit at work in comfort with a stand alone handicapped restroom opposed to the regular community one?

[xmas1997]

What's weird about wanting to take a shit at work in comfort with a stand alone handicapped restroom opposed to the regular community one?

Nothing wrong with that. I like the handicap stalls the best too, but what is weird is laughing at the non-handicapped jiggling the handles of full stalls?
Do you seriously see nothing a bit odd about that?
:lol

[DJR210]

Nothing wrong with that. I like the handicap stalls the best too, but what is weird is laughing at the non-handicapped jiggling the handles of full stalls?
Do you seriously see nothing a bit odd about that?
:lol


No fool, I'm laughing at the non-handicapped people who are trying to use the handicapped restroom I'm occupying but got beat to it.

[xmas1997]

No fool, I'm laughing at the non-handicapped people who are trying to use the handicapped restroom I'm occupying but got beat to it.


Oh, ok, I see what you mean now.
Damn!
You probably did it to me! :lol
But when you laugh, is it quietly inside you, or is it vocally so it can be heard?
Now, there is the rub!
:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Hmmm..seems quite simple IMO.

1. Get paid to take shit

2. Don't get paid to take shit

No brainer.

:lmao I actually took joy in the amount of time they paid me to shit :rollin

[Koolaid_Man]

Hmmm..seems quite simple IMO.

1. Get paid to take shit

2. Don't get paid to take shit

No brainer.

so you have job that requires you to punch a clock..what kind of uniforms do you wear...:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Men love to shit and piss :lol

[DJR210]

so you have job that requires you to punch a clock..what kind of uniforms do you wear...:lol

You really have such simple logic for someone so highly successful. Taking a shit while working salary is still paying you while taking a shit. Thank god you have a 400K vehicle and over a million dollar home because these broads sure ain't gonna fuck you for your brain.

[DJR210]

Men love to shit and piss :lol

Lol, piss too? I mean maybe that first one in the morning but after that it's BAU.


But when you laugh, is it quietly inside you, or is it vocally so it can be heard?

Loud, vocally so they know it's occupied.

[xmas1997]

Lol, piss too? I mean maybe that first one in the morning but after that it's BAU.



Loud, vocally so they know it's occupied.

:lmao
Then that is funny, I have to admit.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Men love to shit and piss :lol

judy is the one that brought it up, amiga.

[exstatic]

Men love to shit and piss :lol

Men like to eat and drink. The rest just kind of happens naturally.

[tlongII]

http://www.serpents-guild.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=9&pictureid=477

[xmas1997]

judy is the one that brought it up, amiga.

She was "obviously" responding to no one in particular, but rather in general to the equally obvious direction that the tread was going in, or did this escape your notice?
Another example of the "baiting tactics" you seem so fond of, only this time aimed at Mrs.M.
Is this your m.o.?
:lol

[xmas1997]

http://www.serpents-guild.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=9&pictureid=477


:lmao
Excrement humor!

[Leetonidas]

I shit every morning around 6-7am before I go to work or school tbh

[Leetonidas]

You really have such simple logic for someone so highly successful. Taking a shit while working salary is still paying you while taking a shit. Thank god you have a 400K vehicle and over a million dollar home because these broads sure ain't gonna fuck you for your brain.

He is literally retarded, logic isn't in his vocabulary tbh

[xmas1997]

I shit every morning around 6-7am before I go to work or school tbh


:lol
Too much information.

[Spur|n|Austin]

:lol
Too much information.

Maybe you missed the Thread Title and all the posts after it?

[xmas1997]

Maybe you missed the Thread Title and all the posts after it?

:lmao

No.
But maybe I should have!

[bus driver]

a coworker takes his laptop into the stall when he shits.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

a coworker takes his laptop into the stall when he shits.

I do that when my smartphone is charging :lol

[JudynTX]

I do that when my smartphone is charging :lol

Is that why you keep laptop cleaner wipes in your pocket? :D

[xmas1997]

Is that why you keep laptop cleaner wipes in your pocket? :D

:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Nah. I just shoot it in the bowl :D