Monkeyballers vs Monkeyfrog game thread, brought you by flopping

[lefty]

Shit should be entertaining

[hater]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ohz3LzZQrLg/T5L56x0YByI/AAAAAAAABDU/Jnp8CqUipWY/s1600/EvolutionistsFlopAgain.jpg

[Splits]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Ohz3LzZQrLg/T5L56x0YByI/AAAAAAAABDU/Jnp8CqUipWY/s1600/EvolutionistsFlopAgain.jpg

Chris Christie?

[lefty]

lol fat people

[Splits]

Clipper Nation vs. Thunderup

Let's get ready to RUMBLE!

[ElNono]

Time for the Clipps to do us a solid, and give us some distance at the top, tbh

[Splits]

Get the flop and FTA bump threads ready....

[Trainwreck2100]

:monkey


then


:monkey

[ElNono]

Clippers trying to show off...

[BatManu20]

Why so many empty seats? This is a late game in LA too.

[ElNono]

lmao frogger can't stop chucking

[Bynumite]

This game will either set an NBA record for flops or FTs but probably both tbh.

[lefty]

:monkey jump shot

[Splits]

How much chuck could a frogchuck chuck if a frogchuck could chuck chuck?

[Bill_Brasky]

lol chuckfrog

[RD2191]

:lmao

[LakerHater]

Damn he got up!

[lefty]

need to recharge with more bananas during the next timeout, DeAndre

[lefty]

DeAndre and Blake can't play D :lmao

[Robz4000]

Where are CN and not worried here?

[thunderup]

Adams has been alright. Somewhat serviceable. Way better than anything Perk provides us with.

[jag]

I love watching the Thunder come out of a timeout. It allows Scott Brooks to put his retardation on full display. I can't imagine how awkward those huddles are with him standing there pretending to call set plays.

[ElNono]

went to get some coffee and now OKC is up?

[thunderup]

I love watching the Thunder come out of a timeout. It allows Scott Brooks to put his retardation on full display. I can't imagine how awkward those huddles are with him standing around pretending to call set plays.
It's fucking retarded. Almost every time the camera shows huddle activity you can see everybody is not even listening. For a reason obviously.

[Trainwreck2100]

did Breen just say it's a wonderful turn around for the city? They're home of the freakin lakers

[lefty]

did Breen just say it's a wonderful turn around for the city? They're home of the freakin lakers
Breen in troll mode imo :lol

[thunderup]

Russ!

[thunderup]

Russ with the assist

[lefty]

DeMomkey juggling :lmao

[ElNono]

:lol Vinny Del Rivers defense

[lefty]

http://www.toprival.com/cartoons/images/spot_illustrations/fullsize/juggling_monkey.png

[thunderup]

Adams has skill and touch but he's still a big white stiff. I won't be sold on him until he plays like this vs teams with legit bigmen.

[jag]

:lol who the hell let Derek Fisher back onto an NBA roster?

[thunderup]

:lol who the hell let Derek Fisher back onto an NBA roster?
Sam presti and Scotty brooks.

[BatManu20]

LOL @ Thabeet falling down after cheesing that lay up

[lefty]

At least this game is entertaining

[Splits]

WTF how does Durant get more FTs on that BS?

[Splits]

Where is th :lol L:lolker thread?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Why in the world is Thabeet still in the NBA? I mean seriously the Thunder couldn't find anyone in the D-League or on the streets to replace this scrub?

[CGD]

What ugly ass basketball so far.
Also, LOL at Jason Terry being in a shoe commercial.

[lefty]

What ugly ass basketball so far.
Also, LOL at Jason Terry being in a shoe commercial.
What's not to like?

Dunks, 3's, a black turtle in a commercial

The white audience is enjoying the circus

[Splits]

Why is Brooks not playing Chuck and Beta 44 min a game? Does he want to lose? Their bench is awful

[phxspurfan]

Ugliest game ever. Painful to watch

[lefty]

aaaand flop

[phxspurfan]

That being said, I am rooting for the white-uniformed negro army

[CGD]

Not trolling, but how is Jeremy lamb coming around for OKC?

[thunderup]

Not trolling, but how is Jeremy lamb coming around for OKC?
He's come around just fine.

[Splits]

Not trolling, but how is Jeremy lamb coming around for OKC?

He can shoot. His defense is avg to below avg. He's not a bust, but a lot depends on what he's asked to do. At this point of his career if he's the 3rd guy off the bench playing 12-15 min a game, he'll shoot 45% and be a net positive

[RD2191]

:lmaoclippers

[Splits]

Jeezus Clippers are a bad team right now. No unity. No purpose. Just a bunch of monkeyballers trying to make a name. Thunder look the same, good but not special unless you're a methhead

[DMC]

I love watching the Thunder come out of a timeout. It allows Scott Brooks to put his retardation on full display. I can't imagine how awkward those huddles are with him standing there pretending to call set plays.

"Ok you guys get out there and play hard, ok? I want to see you win, OK? just score more points than them and defend and you know, do stuff to win...ok?"

Stymie Gentry: "hey that's my line, ok? I say that, not you, ok?"

[DMC]

Jeezus Clippers are a bad team right now. No unity. No purpose. Just a bunch of monkeyballers trying to make a name. Thunder look the same, good but not special unless you're a methhead

In short, no Ubuntu

[phxspurfan]

Amare Jr. finally gets a banana

[CGD]

That's good to hear, I always thought he had potential in college as a shooter but I haven't kept up.

[Splits]

Durant beta with ANOTHER bullshit set of free points. League is rigged

[ElNono]

:lmao throw down... Barnes right in the middle

[RD2191]

Man fuck Ibaka

[LakerHater]

Ibaka bout to Kill Barnes!!

[RD2191]

Good God, I fucking hate the Thunder

[Mugen]

:lol Spearchucker and faggy Bruno Mars

[Splits]

Ibaka monkey suspended 30 games

[crc21209]

Hell yeah! This is what I wanted to see between these two bitch ass teams! :lol

[LakerHater]

Damn ginger didnt wanna let go!

[Mugen]

:lol KD in the middle, surprised he didn't disintegrate tbh

[ElNono]

:lol Ibaka puts out the fist and walks back like a bitch

[RD2191]

Are the Spurs annoying to fans of other teams? I swear every team is full of douchebags except for the Spurs. Or am I being a homer?

[thunderup]

Serge was baited by that pussy Griffin. Stupid that he clenched his fist. Fine upcoming for that.

[crc21209]

Ibaka ain't bout that life tbh...

[CGD]

A-baka doing Abaka things

[Mugen]

Surprised Duracne didnt try to draw a foul in the middle of that scrum tbh

[Red Hawk #21]

I'm still amazed at how many scuffles Matt Barnes has been in without getting punched. I mean like seriously, somebody needs to punch Matt Barnes in the Fucking Face.

[NASpurs]

That's a lot of fake thugs on two teams.

[ElNono]

Surprised Duracne didnt try to draw a foul in the middle of that scrum tbh

:lol

[LakerHater]

Never agrred with this guy but, yeah, drop that cage!!

[NASpurs]

:lmao Blake with the "hold me back"

[thunderup]

I'm still amazed at how many scuffles Matt Barnes has been in without getting punched. I mean like seriously, somebody needs to punch Matt Barnes in the Fucking Face.
I agree.

[BatManu20]

You can always count on Matt Barnes to start some shit. All he needs is a reason tbh.

[Mugen]

F'n 10 minute delay so Blake can miss a couple of free throws, jesus christ.

[crc21209]

I would love to see Barnes and Ibaka in a cage match. Both seem like fake ass tough guys...

[lefty]

Surprised Duracne didnt try to draw a foul in the middle of that scrum tbh
holy shit :lol

[ElNono]

Barnes practices this shit with his wife all the time, tbh

[LakerHater]

Ibaka ejected???

[lefty]

ejection ?????

[BatManu20]

"Guys are so sensitive now." -Van Gundy

[thunderup]

Wow, Serge ejected? :lmao

[lefty]

Ibaka : " fawat "

[RD2191]

:lmaoibaka ejected

[ElNono]

Ibaka fucked up by putting that fist out there... otherwise he would've walked scott free

[crc21209]

Ibaka ejected! :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

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[Red Hawk #21]

Aww man, dat shit Crazy - Ibaka :lol

[lefty]

lol Barnes is gonna beat up his kid

[NASpurs]

Glad Ibaka didn't start chucking spears or the players starting throwing their feces.

[jag]

:lmao what the hell kind of an African fighting stance was that? Nigga had his fist turned sideways on his nipple.

Serge looks so out of his element trying to punk people out.

[BatManu20]

Double ejection is a joke. Shoot a couple FT's and resume the damn game

[thunderup]

Russ!

[ace3g]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/821637575.gif?1384404439

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/821637479.jpg?1384404390

[crc21209]

:lol Faggot ass Westbrook with his gun routine...

[Red Hawk #21]

I called that Westbrook 3 before he nailed it tbqfh

[ElNono]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/821637479.jpg?1384404390

Somebody photoshop a spear there :lol

[jag]

You know your shit is soft when Blake Griffin wants a piece of you.

[Splits]

:lol Ibaka puts out the fist and walks back like a bitch

WIFE

http://www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/32676/1228253882/SpearChucker.jpg

[crc21209]

Somebody photoshop a spear there :lol

:lol

[RD2191]

:lmao what the hell kind of an African fighting stance was that? Nigga had his fist turned sideways on his nipple.

Serge looks so out of his element trying to punk people out.
:lmao

[lefty]

I called that Westbrook 3 before he nailed it tbqfh
do you want a fucking medal

[lefty]

Well here is pic of Serge holding a spear and pear

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/p480x480/1395795_573495319385471_175957534_n.jpg

[Red Hawk #21]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/821637575.gif?1384404439

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/821637479.jpg?1384404390

How could Ibaka get ejected for this shit? Griffin baited Serge tbh

[Red Hawk #21]

do you want a fucking medal

Not really tbh

[lefty]

AJ's voice ..... I think Im gonna pour acid in my ears

[RD2191]

dat fighting stance tho:lmao

[Killakobe81]

Refs over reacting ...

[jag]

Would have loved to see Kendrick Perkins out there doing absolutely nothing but still managing to scowl his way to an ejection.

[Arnold Toht]

If only Artest didn't run away from Ben Wallace like a bitch, league would be much less soft than it is today.

[Clipper Nation]

Not a good matchup for the Clippers to begin with, but all the bricks from beyond the arc aren't helping, tbh....

[ace3g]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/821639832.gif?1384405524

[RD2191]

Not a good matchup for the Clippers to begin with, but all the bricks from beyond the arc aren't helping, tbh....
:cry

[Red Hawk #21]

:cry CPFlop and Fake Griffin are not getting every single call so I'm not sure if we can get a Win tonight :cry....

[ElNono]

:monkey taking ovah

[hater]

Damn Griffin showing flashes. I guess it helps he's going vs scrub bigmen IMO

[crc21209]

More FT's for Durant....surprise.

[ace3g]

SB Nation @sbnation
(http://twitter.com/sbnation)whoa RT @Matt_Barnes22 (http://twitter.com/Matt_Barnes22/): I love my teammates like family, but I'm DONE standing up for these niggas! All this shit does is cost me money..

[JohnnyMax]

.
.
Speaking of flopping


http://i56.tinypic.com/2h73u6e.jpg

[crc21209]

Hack a Jordan time...

[RD2191]

SB Nation @sbnation
(http://twitter.com/sbnation)whoa RT @Matt_Barnes22 (http://twitter.com/Matt_Barnes22/): I love my teammates like family, but I'm DONE standing up for these niggas! All this shit does is cost me money..


tf? its not like griffin asked him for help. matt barnes needs mental help

[ElNono]

:lol hack a jordan

[Trainwreck2100]

lel hack a jordan

[Killakobe81]

Jvg sticking up for shitty ft shooters

[ElNono]

SB Nation @sbnation
(http://twitter.com/sbnation)whoa RT @Matt_Barnes22 (http://twitter.com/Matt_Barnes22/): I love my teammates like family, but I'm DONE standing up for these niggas! All this shit does is cost me money..



this deserves it's own thread, tbh... :lol

in before "my account was hacked"

[thunderup]

:lol DeAndre Jordan is such a liability. I don't know how CN can stand that crap.

[thunderup]

God, stop shooting jumpshots Reggie.

[NASpurs]

SB Nation @sbnation
(http://twitter.com/sbnation)whoa RT @Matt_Barnes22 (http://twitter.com/Matt_Barnes22/): I love my teammates like family, but I'm DONE standing up for these niggas! All this shit does is cost me money..



:lol fucking hilarious

[BatManu20]

SB Nation @sbnation
(http://twitter.com/sbnation)whoa RT @Matt_Barnes22 (http://twitter.com/Matt_Barnes22/): I love my teammates like family, but I'm DONE standing up for these niggas! All this shit does is cost me money..



Lol can't wait to see which ESPN anchors read this tweet and replace it with "N-word."

[crc21209]

The NBA is so contact crazy nowadays. No damn player should shoot 12-18 FT's a game. Let em play already.

[thunderup]

SB Nation @sbnation
(http://twitter.com/sbnation)whoa RT @Matt_Barnes22 (http://twitter.com/Matt_Barnes22/): I love my teammates like family, but I'm DONE standing up for these niggas! All this shit does is cost me money..


:lol thinly veiled attempt at calling out Griffin for being a pussy

[crc21209]

:lol Fisher. Dude needs to give it up already, the coat-tailing hasnt gotten him anywhere the last couple years...

[ElNono]

:lol Fisher. Dude needs to give it up already, the coat-tailing hasnt gotten him anywhere the last couple years...

funny thing is he looks 20x better than Nash :lol

[thunderup]

:lol Fisher. Dude needs to give it up already, the coat-tailing hasnt gotten him anywhere the last couple years...
He should have signed with the Heat, partner. That's the land of coattailers right there.

[Holden_Caulfield]

faggot got blocked

[ElNono]

clean block... smdh

[Trainwreck2100]

The NBA is so contact crazy nowadays. No damn player should shoot 12-18 FT's a game. Let em play already.

Harden and Durant, that's it. Thankfully they aren't on the same team anymore

[crc21209]

funny thing is he looks 20x better than Nash :lol

Nash should've hung em up 2 years ago..

[RD2191]

all ball tbh

[crc21209]

Harden and Durant, that's it. Thankfully they aren't on the same team anymore

No shit. That would be about 40 FTA's per game between those two...

[thunderup]

KD got bailed on that last one, can't lie.

[ElNono]

:lol Acne with 15 of the 20 FTs awarded to OKC....

[Splits]

15 FTA through 3Q, about 5 of them deserved.

[ElNono]

I'm rooting for Durantula... 8 freebies away from catching Dwight Howard for most FTA so far this season... you can do this!

[Trainwreck2100]

wow collison you just gave points away there

[thunderup]

Lmao Thabeet. Stone hands

[ElNono]

I'm rooting for Durantula... 8 freebies away from catching Dwight Howard for most FTA so far this season... you can do this!

Actually, make that 2 freebies after tonight games :lol

[ElNono]

:lol collison

[thunderup]

Lol what an epic fail.

[Trainwreck2100]

holy fuck this game has been on almost 2 and a half hours and we still got maybe 20 minutes left

[RD2191]

I swear, if it weren't for the massive free throw advantage OKC gets every game they would be a 7-8 seed at best.

[Killakobe81]

Lol I like okc and clips but neither one can beat Heat. Thunder are shitty without Westbrook on the floor and lamb is not ready to be a #3 ...ibaka getting tossed hurt this team but he is not a reliable #3 either. In fact, I doubt either team could beat Pacers.

[ElNono]

:lol Fisher

[crc21209]

Clippers pulling away now

[thunderup]

Have to be awake in the morning. Gotta go to sleep. Good game Clippers, and Clipper Nation. Enjoy the win.

[crc21209]

holy fuck this game has been on almost 2 and a half hours and we still got maybe 20 minutes left

All the damn FTA's will do that to a game..

[Holden_Caulfield]

thunders getting saved by the refs whats new

[KaiRMD1]

I swear, if it weren't for the massive free throw advantage OKC gets every game they would be a 7-8 seed at best.

This x 100

[Killakobe81]

Man y'all need another scorer badly.

[RD2191]

Have to be awake in the morning. Gotta go to sleep. Good game Clippers, and Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500). Enjoy the win.
:lmao

[Splits]

Have to be awake in the morning. Gotta go to sleep. Good game Clippers, and Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500). Enjoy the win.

What? Garbage pickup delayed due to "Veterans Day" aka murderer celebration Monday?

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao westbrick

[KaiRMD1]

My word ol' sport, the defense by the Thunder is atrocious

[Holden_Caulfield]

are you fucking kidding me? shit was not blocking

[ElNono]

come on KD... time to make these two and lead the league in FTA...

[crc21209]

Even the fans are getting tired of all these damn whistles and freebies for Durant.

[ElNono]

yes! :lol

[RD2191]

96 free throws in 7 games:lmao

[crc21209]

96 free throws in 7 games! :lol What the hell...

[ElNono]

:lol Collison

[crc21209]

These refs must be paid really well by Durant or he must be giving them that magic stick tbh..:lol

[ElNono]

96 free throws in 7 games:lmao


96 free throws in 7 games! :lol What the hell...

:lol tied with Dwight, who gets hacked intentionally every game

[Holden_Caulfield]

"contenders" meltdown coming up :lmao

[crc21209]

What the hell was Griffin doing out guarding Durant on the perimeter anyway?

[Holden_Caulfield]

westbrick is such a moron

[crc21209]

Durant FIRED up by 16th and 17th free throw attempts! :lol

[ElNono]

come on Clippers, don't choke now

[Robz4000]

God damn Clippers are playing terrible on both ends, yet the only reason OKC is in this is due to FTs...

[HI-FI]

did Blake Griffin's agent warm him that he was about to star in one of the gayest commercials of all time?

[Splits]

Have to be awake in the morning. Gotta go to sleep. Good game Clippers, and Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500). Enjoy the win.

Let me guess, you no longer have to go to sleep since the Criples are collapsing?

[D-Wade]

wow that was a charge

[ElNono]

thats offensive foul... damn

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao thunderefs

[crc21209]

More FT's :lol

[HI-FI]

:lolthunderefs, some things never change.

[ElNono]

ball dont lie

[Holden_Caulfield]

ball dont lie faggot

[ElNono]

ball dont lie

[crc21209]

Westbrick!!!! :lol

[KaiRMD1]

Not again......

[LethalLebron]

:lmao Reggie Jackson

[ElNono]

bang

[crc21209]

"Bang! No wait a second..." :lol Premature bang...

[Holden_Caulfield]

jackson trying to be the hero :lol dude is gonna get lynched tbh

[Killakobe81]

Reggie Jackson with the and 1 dribble bads ...

[ElNono]

jackson trying to be the hero :lol dude is gonna get lynched tbh

he's playing better than froggy, tbh

[KaiRMD1]

Reggie Jackson, that dumbass.

[RD2191]

:lmao

[crc21209]

:lol Airball!!!!!

[D-Wade]

airballll

[Holden_Caulfield]

airball against paul :lmao

[Splits]

Beta wide open airball

[KaiRMD1]

Air Durant :lol

[hater]

:lol thunder

props to Griffin he hustled

[Splits]

Flop vs flop

[Trainwreck2100]

dis replay ginna be gud

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao flop

[KaiRMD1]

I honestly thought they called a foul against Paul

[RD2191]

:lmaowestbrook

[Splits]

:lol monkeyfrogchuck

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol he headbutted his hand

[RD2191]

fukin launched his face into the defenders elbow

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao whats the ft count

[D-Wade]

another charge thunderefs... doesn't matter at this point tho

[crc21209]

:lol FT's to end the game. Of course...

[AchillesHeel]

Alpha played good tonight, maybe needs to tone down his aggressiveness a little bit, but I liked his passing and overall intensity.

[Holden_Caulfield]

"contenders" :cry

[hater]

"feeces have been thrown"

[KaiRMD1]

96 total for Durant, 17 fta's this game alone

[Clipper Nation]

Another great comeback win, tbh.... still undefeated at home!

[Chinook]

Good win by the Clippers. They need to get a top-five record.