HOUSTON LOLLOLOLOLCKETS

[hater]

:lmao :lmao

:lol Rin

:lmao D-12 stripped in d last play

:lol Dwight raped by Spencer Hawes :lol

[lefty]

http://i.imgur.com/lANgg.gif

[cjw]

Don't forget 36 out of James Anderson! Great for him

[Suspect]

Do you have something against Houston or something? lol

[Sportstudi]

:lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

wtf that clip on nba highlights with the d12 block, thats fkn goaltending, dont tell me they continue reward this clown those type of blocks as stats?

[Double-Up]

LOL at the Heat and Bulls too then... :lol

No Harden... :lol

OP reaching...:lol

[Suspect]

Naw its just a standard on this board to "lol" at everything. OP reaching very hard indeed

[hater]

LOL at the Heat and Bulls too then... :lol

No Harden... :lol

OP reaching...:lol

Sixers also without their best player MCW tbh

[Clipper Nation]

No Harden... :lol
Still had Bible Kemp, and Lin was in Linsanity mode, tbh....

[Bynumite]

Which teammate will bitch nigga Dwight throw under the bus this time? The chink was on fire so he's safe for now.

[DAF86]

This team as constructed right now is bound for a first round exit. Let's see what they get for Asik.

[RD2191]

:lmao:lmao

[Arnold Toht]

I wouldn't even take them over Dallas.

[thunderup]

:lmao Rocketrefs

[Trainwreck2100]

wait a minute MCW didn't even play? Holy fuck

[Arcadian]

:lol D-Ho
:lol Fucking faggot
:lol anyone who ever thought this guy would amount to anything more than an overhyped piece of shit

[Arnold Toht]

:lmao Rocketrefs

If there's one poster that has no right to talk about officiating, I'm looking at him.

[Arnold Toht]

:lol D-Ho
:lol Fucking faggot
:lol anyone who ever thought this guy would amount to anything more than an overhyped piece of shit

Spurs upward trajectory:
2011: 8
2012: Backdoored
2013: 6
2014: ???

[DMC]

Harden has a bruised foot, so possibly brain hemorrhaging.

[DMC]

Spurs upward trajectory:
2011: 8
2012: Backdoored
2013: 6
2014: ???

2011: Kraut
2012: Frog
2013: Goose
2014: ???

[Mikeanaro]

Boy that Dwert Ho is soooo good!
Keep it that way!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jwjl-AYgmAA/TvmudPBgcJI/AAAAAAAAEo0/OiFYrFIcvcE/s1600/dwight-howard-most-facebook-likes-2012-nba-jokes-funny-photos.jpg

[Thebesteva]

Do you have something against Houston or something? lol

Doesnt everybody?

[Rogue]

The rockets are just a bunch of fake tough guys imho. They'll make the playoffs but they would be very lucky if they could make the 2nd round, never mind the conference finals.

[Rogue]

Do you have something against Houston or something? lol
people dumping and pissing in the toilet doesn't mean they have anything against the toilet imho. The white porcelain utensil is just made to do such a job

[hater]

people dumping and pissing in the toilet doesn't mean they have anything against the toilet imho. The white porcelain utensil is just made to do such a job

:tu

there's that and there's also the countless pre-season articles that pitted Rockets as contenders. I remember reading one where Coward said something like "joining superstars like Harden and Parsons makes me think about a title" :lmao

[KaiRMD1]

Lakers upward trajectory:
2011: Swept
2012: Raped
2013: 128 & Swept
2014: ???

[HI-FI]

^ :lol

[Suspect]

Doesnt everybody?
just laker fans and Hater obv.

anyone with a mind should of never thought of this team as a contender just cause they got dwight, what a bunch of idiots.

[The Gemini Method]

just laker fans and Hater obv.

anyone with a mind should of never thought of this team as a contender just cause they got dwight, what a bunch of idiots. Watch your mouth. I don't hate the Rockets I am rooting against Bible Kemp.

[hater]

:lol damn Houston Rocket fans surprise me. What a bunch of crybabies.

last year EVERYONE was laughing at the lakers even when Kobe's achilles got blow off (I didn't laugh at that btw) everyone kept laughing for the ENTIRE SEASON and playoffs.

but rocket fans are crying 8 games into the season? :lmao

not our fault your front office got the biggest most overrated clown in the history of the game

[Suspect]

is that culburn tbh? ^

[Splits]

:lol damn Houston Rocket fans surprise me. What a bunch of crybabies.

last year EVERYONE was laughing at the lakers even when Kobe's achilles got blow off (I didn't laugh at that btw) everyone kept laughing for the ENTIRE SEASON and playoffs.

but rocket fans are crying 8 games into the season? :lmao

not our fault your front office got the biggest most overrated clown in the history of the game


To be fair hater, prior to the 2012-13 season Artest was talking 72+ wins, Lakerfans all over ST were spewing complete nonsense about another 3 peat, every analyst was picking the Lakers to face down the Heat in the finals, etc etc. Then a $120m payroll barely sneaks into the playoffs after a tumultuous season where the hatred between players was on full display, and we witness The Sweep where they weren't competitive in a single game. The 2012-13 Laker season is the greatest failure in modern sports history.

And Kirby's achilles exploding was funny. Sorry. Not in the "zomg Kobe is hurt bad hahahaha" sense of funny, but in the sense that _'Antoni was running all of his players into the ground playing 40+ minutes every single night, including on b2b nights. Reporters and ST posters both were openly mocking his minute management leading to all of the injuries they were suffering, and predicting something really bad could happen as a result. And Kirby was already hurt like three times in the same game before his achilles went BOOM. So it was funny because it was so predictable.

[AchillesHeel]

:lol damn Houston Rocket fans surprise me. What a bunch of crybabies.

last year EVERYONE was laughing at the lakers even when Kobe's achilles got blow off (I didn't laugh at that btw) everyone kept laughing for the ENTIRE SEASON and playoffs.

but rocket fans are crying 8 games into the season? :lmao

not our fault your front office got the biggest most overrated clown in the history of the game


Houston fans (when they go out in the first round or get swept in the 2nd by my Spurs)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0NuHNmXy7k

[Trainwreck2100]

Houston fans (when they go out in the first round or get swept in the 2nd by my Spurs)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0NuHNmXy7k

Spurs ain't sweeping the refckets

[hater]

To be fair hater, prior to the 2012-13 season Artest was talking 72+ wins, Lakerfans all over ST were spewing complete nonsense about another 3 peat, every analyst was picking the Lakers to face down the Heat in the finals, etc etc. Then a $120m payroll barely sneaks into the playoffs after a tumultuous season where the hatred between players was on full display, and we witness The Sweep where they weren't competitive in a single game. The 2012-13 Laker season is the greatest failure in modern sports history.

And Kirby's achilles exploding was funny. Sorry. Not in the "zomg Kobe is hurt bad hahahaha" sense of funny, but in the sense that _'Antoni was running all of his players into the ground playing 40+ minutes every single night, including on b2b nights. Reporters and ST posters both were openly mocking his minute management leading to all of the injuries they were suffering, and predicting something really bad could happen as a result. And Kirby was already hurt like three times in the same game before his achilles went BOOM. So it was funny because it was so predictable.

agree Lakers epic collapse cannot be compared to anything other than the explosion of the Hindenburg. But still IMO rocketfans exhibiting very thin skin

oh and I forgot about thunderfans, even they got thicker skin lol they got completely used and abused round here especially after Patrick Beverly tore off Wesbrick's kneecap :lol

[Rogue]

Lockets :lmao

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/09/hulk-smash-loki.gif

[Suspect]

Allass :lmao

[Leon Black]

Lockets :lmao

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2012/09/hulk-smash-loki.gif

:lol

[hater]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

CHOKED IN DALLAS

:lol :lol :lol

[hater]

:lmao :lmao

:lol Rin

:lmao D-12 stripped in d last play

:lol Dwight raped by Spencer Hawes :lol

rinse and repeat :lol

[AchillesHeel]

lol Howard hitting most of his FTs plus starting off 11-11 from the field and you still lose :lol

:lol Shawn Marion three point dagger

[skut_farkus]

Allass :lmao

How you like that D up in your ass faggot?

[sook]

Holy shit I'm not going to lie...that was a fun game. It pissed me off but damn no stopping Dallas that 4th Q.

I also noticed that Asik didn't do shit and was a negative. DMo and Tjones should have had all of his minutes.

[Thebesteva]

Everytime I see the Rockets play


http://youtu.be/gX3sEGtG8mQ?t=10s

[DMC]

When you have Howard shooting 9/13 FTs, double double including 33 points and 11 boards, and you still lose because chinky boy goose egged, you're pretty well fucked. If they were in the East they could play their bench the rest of the season and coast into the playoffs however. Letting Dallas score 123 in regulation is embarrassing, especially getting your shit pushed in during the 4th quarter, the kind that bleeds over to other cities. I saw Duncan cover his face with a towel even up by 19 against Boston tonight. I think he felt it.

But Dallas with the come back, reminiscent of a 2011 Dallas squad that had a similar season.

[Suspect]

How you like that D up in your ass faggot?
like that D that allowed lebrons game winning layup last year?

[Indazone]

Ladies and Gentlemen, "The Rockets Defense"! :clap

[TDMVPDPOY]

LOL rockets, chinas team....a bunch of brainwashed idiots who think they are locked for 2nd seed, thinkn rin would save the peoples team...

[monosylab1k]

lol vince carter lubing up and diving in

http://www.cbssports.com/nba/eye-on-basketball/24256690/vince-carter-says-dwight-howard-is-the-biggest-crybaby-i-know

[Rogue]

When you have Howard shooting 9/13 FTs, double double including 33 points and 11 boards, and you still lose because chinky boy goose egged, you're pretty well fucked. If they were in the East they could play their bench the rest of the season and coast into the playoffs however. Letting Dallas score 123 in regulation is embarrassing, especially getting your shit pushed in during the 4th quarter, the kind that bleeds over to other cities. I saw Duncan cover his face with a towel even up by 19 against Boston tonight. I think he felt it.

But Dallas with the come back, reminiscent of a 2011 Dallas squad that had a similar season.
excellent take again tbh, deserving a 10+ SCI at least.

[LkrFan]

:lol D-Ho
:lol Fucking faggot
:lol anyone who ever thought this guy would amount to anything more than an overhyped piece of shit
http://i.minus.com/ibcRHxig6SBc6D.gif

Looks like he got 77 problems! :rollin :lmao :rollin

[hater]

The original lolololckets thread :tu


:lol

[hater]

:lmao Harden
:lmao Harden
:lol Lin
:lmao Coward
:lol :lol Chanandler:lmao Harden
:lmao Harden
:lol Lin
:lmao Coward
:lol :lol Chanandler:lmao Harden
:lol Lin
:lmao Coward
:lol :lol Chanandler
:lmao Harden
:lol Lin
:lmao Coward
:lol :lol Chanandler

[spurraider21]

ur as reactionary ass cliff diving gnsf's upstairs

[hater]

:cry

:lol

[in2deep]

I dont understand why lin gets minutes?? do the rockets not have another guard to put out there?

[AchillesHeel]

Houston fans (when they go out in the first round


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0NuHNmXy7k

:hat

[sook]

I dont understand why lin gets minutes?? do the rockets not have another guard to put out there?

They traded the best PG on the team--the one that was known for mincing the Blazers up in 09'

[Franklin]

Lockets got well compensated with the Harden steal though.

[hater]

I dont understand why lin gets minutes?? do the rockets not have another guard to put out there?

Advrrtising revenuee

[hater]

:lmao

I called it when the season started

lol kets

Bumping the original :lol

[spurraider21]

harden only got 8 free throws, so their troubles tonight are understandable

[K...]

I say we win next game too. I don't see Kawhi laying an egg two games in a row.

[spursparker9]

I say we win next game too. I don't see Kawhi laying an egg two games in a row.

Kawhi didn't lay egg today tbh

[hater]

harden only got 8 free throws, so their troubles tonight are understandable

yeah but where was superman?

[Spurs 4 The Win]

Kawhi didn't lay egg today tbh

He was timid and unaggressive in the first half, found his rhythm and confidence in the second.

[hater]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


The Spurs are equal parts luck and skill.


if anyone can beat the spurs its the ROCKETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dwight dominates.
Harden Dominates.

Rockets win by 10.


We match up well with the Spurs. Two Step Sweep.


This is the game DH returns to playoff form and the Beard does what he's been doing all season long "cook them fools".
Blowout win.
ROCKETS 114 spuds 99



Should be an easy Rockets win.


Anything less than a blowout and I will NOT be impressed. In fact, it'll be disappointing not to blow out these fools who are on a back to back with no SPlitter

Oh and remember they have NO superstar but we have 2 superstars and you need superstars to win it all. And coaching doesn't matter

So we have no excuses.



Hope Parker plays, and tears that Achilles right off in the first few minutes.


The Spurs will be our lapdogs in Hell


The Spurs are the cry babies of the NBA


I hate the Spurs more than any professional team ! I just don't get why these old farts continue to win.


I hate the spurs with a passion.

[Double-Up]

Two of our starters are out for the season. I didn't expect us to go out to SA and blow out the Spurs who happen to be on a 9 game winning streak now.

[K...]

Dwight Howard said he hopes he can have a career as long as the one his Wednesday night opponent — Tim Duncan — has had in San Antonio.

That’s always been my goal- to play 20 years in the league so I think it can be done,” said Howard, who is in his 11th NBA season. “It would be great. Tim is still playing great basketball. He has migrated to different spots on the floor instead of just the post.”

http://blog.chron.com/ultimaterockets/2015/04/dwight-howards-goal-20-nba-seasons/#27968103=0&31713101=0

[FuzzyLumpkins]

harden only got 8 free throws, so their troubles tonight are understandable

Our perimeter guys quit reaching and our bigs were outstanding on their rotations.

[hater]

:lmao Mcfail not taking Smush out of the game :lol :lol

[Thread]

Dwight Howard said he hopes he can have a career as long as the one his Wednesday night opponent — Tim Duncan — has had in San Antonio.

That’s always been my goal- to play 20 years in the league so I think it can be done,” said Howard, who is in his 11th NBA season. “It would be great. Tim is still playing great basketball. He has migrated to different spots on the floor instead of just the post.”

http://blog.chron.com/ultimaterockets/2015/04/dwight-howards-goal-20-nba-seasons/#27968103=0&31713101=0

Atta boy.