2013 Iron Bowl Thread - Sponsored by Harvey Updike with Special Guest, Cam Newton

[symple19]

Join with me brothers, and cheer on America's Auburn Tigers to victory.

They alone hold the key to preventing yet another appearance by Bama in the national championship


Let's hope the Bammer coaches look like this at the end of the game, tbh:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/196krqxow7ce6gif/ku-medium.gif

[Robz4000]

You misspelled Cum tbh.

[Sisk]

No prediction?!

[Clipper Nation]

War Damn Eagle!

[symple19]

No prediction?!

Not yet... Later on. Need to see if there are going to be any injuries or other distractions heading into the game.

[symple19]

You misspelled Cum tbh.

:lol

[symple19]

No prediction?!

I will say that I think it'll be a ballgame, even with Bammer being better everywhere with the possible exception of special teams

Touchdown or less, imho

[JMarkJohns]

Roll Eagle, War Tide!

Whhhoooooo!

[thunderup]

Probably the only time I'll ever root for those faggots from Auburn. I hate Alabama.

[symple19]

Is it possible I jinxed Bammer with this thread?

NEED MORE COWBELL


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRyE5mqv5wk

[symple19]

lol nah

[symple19]

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[symple19]

:lmao An excerpt from Trent Richardsons sex tape, from LSU Freek

http://imageshack.us/a/img19/6055/c7w2.gif

[DesignatedT]

http://landonhowell.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cammy-cam-juice-video.gif

[symple19]

http://landonhowell.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/cammy-cam-juice-video.gif


Det juice :lol

I would go raw into M(r)s. Wolfson, tbh

[Fabbs]

Good as Bama has been the last 4 years, it's taken some royal screw ups by opponents to help them to their titles. BRHornet has posted Les Miles strategy faux paus among others. 2011 and 2012 they lost a game en route to the Champ, so it's not like they are unbeatable.

Auburn vs Bama to an extent is regardless of the records, the other team gets up for this game. Esp when they can pull an upset.

That having been said, I'll stay with 'Bama 28-24. Could well blow them out by a lot more, but i think homefield and rivalry will keep it close.
This game is gonna get real physical.

[symple19]

Good as Bama has been the last 4 years, it's taken some royal screw ups by opponents to help them to their titles. BRHornet has posted Les Miles strategy faux paus among others. 2011 and 2012 they lost a game en route to the Champ, so it's not like they are unbeatable.

Auburn vs Bama to an extent is regardless of the records, the other team gets up for this game. Esp when they can pull an upset.

That having been said, I'll stay with 'Bama 28-24. Could well blow them out by a lot more, but i think homefield and rivalry will keep it close.
This game is gonna get real physical.

This is a fair analysis, tbh. Right now I'm gonna say 37-30 Bama, although I think it will be a game into the 4th

[symple19]

Right now the line is -10.5 Bama. I would take that if I was a betting man

[The Gemini Method]

War Damn Beagle!

[Holden_Caulfield]

bama by 3 tds

[Spursfan092120]

War Damn Motherfucking Eagle

[DesignatedT]

Bama 34
Auburn 24

[DMX7]

Join with me brothers, and cheer on America's Auburn Tigers to victory.

They alone hold the key to preventing yet another appearance by Bama in the national championship


Let's hope the Bammer coaches look like this at the end of the game, tbh:

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/196krqxow7ce6gif/ku-medium.gif

what happened there?

[Trainwreck2100]

what happened there?

the tip drill at the end of the georgia auburn game

[The Gemini Method]

Bama will probably win and AJ McCarron is going to pound that pretty little gf of his later on...guess it pays to be the QB/Game Manager of the best college team this millennium has seen (so far).

[symple19]

Bama will probably win and AJ McCarron is going to pound that pretty little gf of his later on...guess it pays to be the QB/Game Manager of the best college team this millennium has seen (so far).

Worst thing is that she graduated from Auburn :(

I'm not worried, though. No way they stay together. He's trash and she's probably going places... No reason to tether oneself to somebody who'll be holding a clipboard for 5 years before transitioning to a 35K a year job coaching HS football in bumbfuck Alabama :lol

[symple19]

Faggot

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/675/110/mcccarronchesttat_original_original_original.jpg?1 357603981

[symple19]

Deadbeat parents fall for the ole' free Iron Bowl tickets trick :lmao

http://deadspin.com/5828099/these-deadbeat-parents-fell-for-the-old-free-tickets-to-the-iron-bowl-trick (http://deadspin.com/5828099/these-deadbeat-parents-fell-for-the-old-free-tickets-to-the-iron-bowl-trick)

[Vito Corleone]

Bama will probably win and AJ McCarron is going to pound that pretty little gf of his later on...guess it pays to be the QB/Game Manager of the best college team this millennium has seen (so far).

Are you referring to this team this year or the Bama body of work since 2000?

[dirk4mvp]

Faggot

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/000/675/110/mcccarronchesttat_original_original_original.jpg?1 357603981

Goddamnit what a trailer trash tattoo.

[symple19]

http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Harvey-Updyke-facebook-wall-toomers-corner-570x210.jpg

[Pelicans78]

http://gamedayr.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Harvey-Updyke-facebook-wall-toomers-corner-570x210.jpg

:td

[Pelicans78]

I don't see Bama's offense getting 30 points on the road at Auburn. I think if Auburn can get 24-25, they will win.

[benefactor]

Good start for Bama

[symple19]

lol miss

[benefactor]

Well done Auburn...looked like Bama was just going to head straight down and score but they come up empty.

[symple19]

Awful throw... Huge missed opportunity

[dirk4mvp]

What the fuck

[symple19]

Still shoulda caught it. Fuck

[symple19]

Nice... Both teams are amped up. Things should start to settle down soon

[TheCultOfPersonality]

A big break for Alabama.

[dirk4mvp]

Whistled dead? Bullshit

[symple19]

Yeah, I don't get it either... Maybe he signaled a fair catch? Didn't see it if he did

[symple19]

Let's see if the offense can do something... Marshall is gonna have to be good running the ball. Bama won't give up much in the middle

[dirk4mvp]

Yeah, I don't get it either... Maybe he signaled a fair catch? Didn't see it if he did

He didn't

[symple19]

smh... Just take the delay.. Wtf. Run it up the middle and then punt it. No big deal

[symple19]

Do not throw it

[symple19]

:lol me

[symple19]

BOOM!

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Outside of the first 2 plays Alabama's defense did absolutely nothing on that drive.

[symple19]

fuck that spot

[symple19]

nevermind

[BRHornet45]

roll damn Auburn!

[symple19]

easy there Cowboy :lol

Can't start turning it over to Bama, they're too good

[symple19]

Marshall had the check down available, but locks on to receivers too much

[symple19]

Nice D baby!

Game manager with the underthrow, lol

[benefactor]

McCarron sucks

[benefactor]

His mom is legit doe

[symple19]

Very un-Satan like if they were to go for it.

[symple19]

His mom is legit doe

Would smash, tbh.

[symple19]

Fucking dumbass... Goddamn Dee. You know better than that

[symple19]

:lol

Bizarre

[symple19]

Shitload of recruits hanging out down in that corner

[symple19]

Good time for a big play from the special teams

[symple19]

Nice catch

[symple19]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

hold on to the goddamn ball

[BRHornet45]

come on Auburn play like real men. don't cuckold down now

[symple19]

stupid. It was out. Tre has to wrap the ball up when contact is about to happen. Stupid fucking mental lapses. First Dee Ford and now Tre Mason, two of AU's best players...smh

[symple19]

playaction

[symple19]

Fuck you Mason

[symple19]

That fucking screen is never gonna work..

[symple19]

Great idea. Let's come out and throw it on 1st and 2nd down. Genius. Just run the fucking ball

[symple19]

Bama scores here and its danger time. Need a turnover, tbh

[BRHornet45]

Auburn has quit to be honest

[symple19]

gmafb...

[symple19]

Auburn has quit to be honest



They're getting out coached right now. That plus mistakes. Gotta play (almost) perfect against Bama or you're gonna lose.

[BRHornet45]

well they have a chance here to man up and hold them to a field goal.

[BRHornet45]

lol nevermind ... couldn't even type the above fast enough before Bama walked into the end zone.

[symple19]

AUburn hasn't even tried to run in the second...Fuck you Gus

[BRHornet45]

there you go lol

[symple19]

Good grief... See? Just run the goddamn ball

[symple19]

go go go

[symple19]

Need a TD here.. Marshall time

[symple19]

Need a TD here.. Marshall time

tbh

If Gus throws it again on first I'm going to break everything in my house

[symple19]

Touchdown, although I wouldn't mind the opportunity to run a few more secs off the clock so McCocksucker doesn't have as much time

[BRHornet45]

wow ... these refs are really trying to get their names in the paper

that's two scores they have brought back now.

[symple19]

Just give it to Mason up the middle. Nothing cute

[symple19]

If Auburn does go on to lose, at least they're shattering the myth that you can't run against em'. Mizzou/USCe better take notice

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Well AJ McCarron is no Nick Marshall

[symple19]

jesus christ, find some fucking pants that fit

[symple19]

Ellis Johnson has to quit blitzing so much and trust the D-line to do their job in the second half. Gonna have to play the ole' bend but don't break defense, keep the game in front.

Auburn gets the ball and needs points on the opening drive. Even a FG would be fine. Just run the ball unless there's a 2nd/short where you can take a shot. Marshall needs to call his own number more often, too. That's what kills Bama are those improv type plays. They have no answer for that shit

[symple19]

Let's go

[symple19]

Fuckin go

[symple19]

Fake as fuck. You know they planned that shit out before the game

[symple19]

Faggot motherfuckers

[symple19]

Boom! Hahaha, nice

[symple19]

Great throw by Marshall. Nice to see those every once in awhile :lol

[symple19]

Also wanna say lol @ anybody who thinks Auburn doesn't have a mean, physical O-line. Proud of those guys

[symple19]

Punt it motherfuckers

[Pelicans78]

Love watching Auburn's running game.

[symple19]

Lol, somebody's ankles just got broken

[symple19]

Stupid bubble screens..

[symple19]

Pin em deep

[symple19]

Beautiful

[symple19]

How do you let him get behind you??? Fuck

[Clipper Nation]

Bama with horseshoe up ass per par....

[symple19]

Shit. Cmon guys

[symple19]

Wow... How did he drop that

[symple19]

Deep coverage has been shit

[symple19]

Tackle please. Kthanx

[symple19]

See above^

Somebody needs to hit that game managing douche

[symple19]

Fuck... One qtr for it all. Helluva game

[symple19]

Keep it in front

[symple19]

Fantastic defense. Couldn't have been better in the RZ

[symple19]

Det crowd

[symple19]

Hajahahahahahahaha

[symple19]

Okay Tigers, let's fucking do this

Marshall time

[monosylab1k]

lol the guy clearly moved, these announcers are hilarious.

[symple19]

Yeah buddy

[symple19]

Damn. Punt it

[symple19]

Like that play call, though

[monosylab1k]

This Auburn punter is a straight up Boss N!gger.

[symple19]

Special teams... For the love of fuck, don't let one of those faggot receivers get behind you this time

[symple19]

This Auburn punter is a straight up Boss N!gger.
Both of their kickers are. Big reason they've had such a great year

[symple19]

Safety, tbh

[monosylab1k]

holy shit

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Are you kidding me?

[symple19]

Epic failure. Smdh. Only thing you have to do is keep it in front...sigh

[Robz4000]

Jesus Auburn

[Clipper Nation]

How fucking lucky can one program get every year? Jesus Christ :lol

[symple19]

Gotta answer

[BRHornet45]

that Auburn defender should be kicked off the team and publicly stoned after the game. he may have just single handily lost the game.

[symple19]

Fuck that chest tatted faggot

[BRHornet45]

gotta go for it

[symple19]

Shit. Do you go?

[Robz4000]

Go for it

[symple19]

Cant watch

[Robz4000]

Welp, that could be game

[symple19]

Game...

[symple19]

Fml

[symple19]

Gotta keep fighting, although even if they hold to a fg try you can't expect him to miss again. Cant believe that 99 yard play. Fuuuuuuuu

[BRHornet45]

yep that may have just clinched it.

shame too because Auburn had all the momentum after the missed field goal and pinning Bama back to the 1 yard line only to have one stupid player fuck everything up.

[symple19]

Yes!!!!

[BRHornet45]

holy shit what a rare mistake by Saban ... they had the game won with an easy field goal. noway that dude misses twice.

[symple19]

Stupid, he should've kicked it

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Great stop.

[leemajors]

nice stop

[Floyd Pacquiao]

wow this is a good game huh guise.

[symple19]

holy shit what a rare mistake by Saban ... they had the game won with an easy field goal. noway that dude misses twice.
3 times, tbh

[BRHornet45]

3 times, tbh

yea but that would have only been what? a 25-30 yard kick down the middle

[symple19]

Lawson is going to be special

[symple19]

yea but that would have only been what? a 25-30 yard kick down the middle
I agree with you, as i said upstream

[symple19]

That was it... Omg

[symple19]

Flag!!! Bullshit

[symple19]

Fucking garbage. Doesn't matter anyway... That last drive was game

[symple19]

Mincy again... He's the guy that got beat on the 99 yarder...omg

[symple19]

Jeez... Gotta stop em. Might be out of field goal range

[leemajors]

Mincy again... He's the guy that got beat on the 99 yarder...omg

brutal after that no call clip. almost choked on this baguette toast with thc laced coconut oil I am eating

[symple19]

Lol. One more shot?

[symple19]

brutal after that no call clip. almost choked on this baguette toast with thc laced coconut oil I am eating
:lol

[symple19]

One last shot. 3 timeouts, you can still run it

[BRHornet45]

Auburn has had so many chances to win this game. they need to step up and be men here.

[symple19]

Goooooo

[symple19]

My heart can't take this shit

[leemajors]

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

[symple19]

Yes!

[BRHornet45]

now that's a hell of a call! that's how you take your dick out and whip your opponent with it!

[symple19]

Amazing...

[Floyd Pacquiao]

holy shit. good play by that black qb.

[BRHornet45]

I was like ... "what the fuck are you still running it for with 40 seconds left!" ... then boom lol

[symple19]

Omg... There's still time

[BRHornet45]

can't believe that QB is black ... was he raised by white folk symple??

[monosylab1k]

game of the year tbh
now please auburn shove it up their asses in OT

[symple19]

He was behind...phew

[monosylab1k]

now that's a hell of a call! that's how you take your dick out and whip your opponent with it!

lol

[symple19]

If there's OT

[monosylab1k]

just heave it deep to that shitty safety's side

[symple19]

What a game... Two weeks in a row.

[symple19]

Fuck you Nick Saban. Time for Bama to lose, tbh

[Floyd Pacquiao]

their should be about a tenth of a sec left imho.

[symple19]

Have no clue on this call. Game deserves overtime, imho

[Floyd Pacquiao]

watch the kicker knock this 50 yarder down lmao

[BRHornet45]

what about a 56 yard kick?

[symple19]

Omg

[monosylab1k]

If this fucker makes this FG...

[leemajors]

WOW

[Floyd Pacquiao]

holy shiiiiiiiit auburn motherfuckerssss lmao

[symple19]

Omg!!!!!! Yes

[jeebus]

:lol

that's why you take a fucking knee and go to overtime

[Trainwreck2100]

eat shit saban

[Lincoln]

Holy fucking shit!!!

[BRHornet45]

best game I have ever seen

[symple19]

Im crying, lololol!!!!!!!!!!!

[jeebus]

Nick Saban making Mack Brown look like a coaching genius :lmao

[Pelicans78]

LOL

[monosylab1k]

:lmao fuck aj mccarron
:lmao fuck aj mccarron's gf and her horse teeth
:lmao fuck prick saban
:lmao fuck alabama

[symple19]

Speechless

[Robz4000]

I can't believe what I just witnessed...

[jeebus]

Good thing Alabama got that second back :lmao Stupid cucks :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

lol Bama just 6ed

[kamikazi_player]

Congrats symple19! Really exciting game! I'm interested to see if Auburn will jump over Ohio St. In the bcs standings.

[thunderup]

What a game. Gratz, symple19. :toast

[BRHornet45]

Auburn better play for the national title. fuck Ohio State's overrated ass.

[dirk4mvp]

There is a god.

[Trill Clinton]

black qb led teams>>>>>>>

[Mal]

Lmao Crimson Tide

[jeebus]

Auburn better play for the national title. fuck Ohio State's overrated ass.
Those pussies at the BCS will somehow get Alabama in the title game.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

best college game ive seen since texas dethroned usc in the 2005 national championship tbh

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Alabama
:lmao Biggest choke in history
:lmao College football version of 6
:lmao Saban to Texas

[LakerHater]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/824976109.gif?1385857683

[monosylab1k]

The best part of all this, is that somewhere out there, this cheesedick is currently mid-cry -

http://www.40acressports.com/wp-images/crying-alabama-fan.gif

[jeebus]

The best part of all this, is that somewhere out there, this cheesedick is currently mid-cry -

http://www.40acressports.com/wp-images/crying-alabama-fan.gif
lol look at that score. what an abortion

[LakerHater]

I really dont wanna see FSU vs Ohio st. in the national championship!

[BRHornet45]

I still can't believe Saban went for it on 4th down when he had a 25-30 yard field goal to put them up by 10... Regardless if the kicker had missed before.

[Mal]

I really dont wanna see FSU vs Ohio st. in the national championship!

FSU is a lock for BCS Championship.

[LakerHater]

Thats what Saban gets for cryin for 1 sec!

[BRHornet45]

Ohio State is never for real. Especially against SEC teams.

Alabama
Auburn
LSU
Missouri
South Carolina

Would all beat Ohio State this year.

[LakerHater]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaXDq1-CcAAJrVJ.jpg:large

[BRHornet45]

The best part of all this, is that somewhere out there, this cheesedick is currently mid-cry -

http://www.40acressports.com/wp-images/crying-alabama-fan.gif

Blondie is fine as shit though

[Cry Havoc]

Went to piss thinking no way Bama is stupid enough to try to kick that FG. Come back to people cheering, wondering how someone scored so fast in overtime.

Fuck my life. lol

[monosylab1k]

I really dont wanna see FSU vs Ohio st. in the national championship!

The voters will find some way to put Auburn or Alabama in over OSU. Which is probably for the best, nobody wants to watch another Ohio State curbstomping.

[monosylab1k]

Blondie is fine as shit though

yes tbh, plus with that crybaby cuck of a BF i'm sure she regularly hunts for side dick.

[ColinB]

That dude had nothing to cry about if he was going home with that blonde. Damn.

[LakerHater]

http://i43.tinypic.com/2eoeckn.gif

[BRHornet45]

Well LSU's pride and glory this season is beating Auburn ... And LSU got worse and worse every week after lol

[NFO]

Ohio State is never for real.

Because football is only played south of the mason dixon line. Misinformed fan tbh

[LakerHater]

Only McCarron's 3rd loss, ever!


LSU 9-6 in 2011,
A&M 29-24 in 2012.

[monosylab1k]

Because football is only played south of the mason dixon line. Misinformed fan tbh

lol last time ppl took ohio state seriously they got assplowed so bad it singlehandedly propeled the SEC hype meter into the current level of retardedness.

[fevertrees]

Only McCarron's 3rd loss, ever!


LSU 9-6 in 2011,
A&M 29-24 in 2012.

About to be loss #4 when his gf dumps him to move on to someone who has a better future :lol

[NFO]

lol last time ppl took ohio state seriously they got assplowed so bad it singlehandedly propeled the SEC hype meter into the current level of retardedness.

That was 7 seasons ago dude. New coaches, new players. You just keep buying into the ESPin BS.

[BRHornet45]

Because football is only played south of the mason dixon line. Misinformed fan tbh

no. look up the facts. you're the one misinformed (or you're just bitter).

it's not just the Southern states that don't take Ohio State seriously. they have never done anything to be considered a threat or worthy of that type of respect. they are just a good program that piles up a bunch of wins because of their consistently easy schedule each and every year.

[NFO]

no. look up the facts. you're the one misinformed (or you're just bitter).

it's not just the Southern states that don't take Ohio State seriously. they have never done anything to be considered a threat or worthy of that type of respect. they are just a good program that piles up a bunch of wins because of their consistently easy schedule each and every year.

You are the one that said never homes, perhaps you are the bitter one. Sounds like you have Mark May's dick in your mouth.

[Robz4000]

BR dropping truth nukes in this thread...

[EVAY]

WAR EAGLE!!!!!!!!

[EVAY]

Somewhere in heaven, my father and mother and all my uncles are cheering their heads off!!!!!

[BRHornet45]

You are the one that said never homes, perhaps you are the bitter one. Sounds like you have Mark May's dick in your mouth.

they are never a threat. I would never be concerned to play Ohio State ever.

[NFO]

they are never a threat. I would never be concerned to play Ohio State ever.

Well good for you. Fans being concerned or not about an opponent doesn't effect game outcomes in anyway so you have that going for you.

[BRHornet45]

Well good for you. Fans being concerned or not about an opponent doesn't effect game outcomes in anyway so you have that going for you.

why don't you have the balls to claim a favorite team btw?

[JoeTait75]

they are never a threat. I would never be concerned to play Ohio State ever.

That's funny, considering that during the only losing season Ohio State has had since the '60s, one of their wins was over LSU.

[NFO]

why don't you have the balls to claim a favorite team btw?

Just lazy when I set up the account. Would it make you feel better if I did claim a favorite team????

[NFO]

That's funny, considering that during the only losing season Ohio State has had since the '60s, one of their wins was over LSU.

But but they were not concerned going into the game because they were never a real threat. :lol

[Blake]

This is shaping up to be the worst bowl season ever.

[NFO]

The playoff system can't get here soon enough.

[Pelicans78]

Hopefully it never goes to more than 4 teams. That's enough for a playoff.

[Bill_Brasky]

I love auburn

bama is still way better than OSU btw. nice narrow win over shitty ass Michigan today.

[Pelicans78]

I love auburn

bama is still way better than OSU btw. nice narrow win over shitty ass Michigan today.

Quite a few teams are better than OSU. FSU, Bama, Auburn, Missouri for sure.

[Blake]

The playoff system can't get here soon enough.

No shit.

still need an eight team playoff though.

[Pelicans78]

To be fair, Ohio State's gonna be big time next season.

[Clipper Nation]

Honestly, I could see Ohio State losing to Sparty, tbh.... Michigan State's defense is no joke....

[Pelicans78]

Honestly, I could see Ohio State losing to Sparty, tbh.... Michigan State's defense is no joke....

Yeah they have a beast run defense. My only concern for them is the offense. It's average at best while OSU can score points.