Week 11 Game Thread sponsored by the Cum Newton Dynasty

[benefactor]

:cryit starts today with a Brady beatdown:cry

[jeebus]

http://i.imgur.com/Bi8e0N0.jpg

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:cryit starts today with a Brady beatdown:cry

It's actually tomorrow

[Lincoln]

It's actually tomorrow

:lol

[Lincoln]

Fail

[Lincoln]

Rg3 will outplay Nick Foles today

[DeadlyDynasty]

Rg3 will outplay Nick Foles today

I think so too, which is why i bet Wash

[td4mvp2k]

Rg3 will outplay Nick Foles today:monkey

[AchillesHeel]

It's actually tomorrow

LOL OWNED!

[td4mvp2k]

Lol rex startn reed

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Turns out No Lyf3 Cumfan is a jeebotard who equates creationism to the big bang theory

figures :lmao

[jeebus]

Turns out No Lyf3 Cumfan is a jeebotard who equates creationism to the big bang theory

figures :lmao
Brother in Christ,

It is with a heavy heart that I disclose the clinical reports on the aftermath of the experiment.

Sadly, all ten men that participated in wicked self-fornication or savaged the colons of other men have been infected with the AIDS and acute rectumosis. I was at first skeptical of the reports. How could self-copulation or being a power top put one at risk of the disease?

As I gathered with the Sodomites in my office, they were in tears asking "why, why, why"? Of course, I turned to Scripture and quickly found the answer:

Quote:


"Wherefore doth a living man complain, a man for the punishment of his sins?" Lamentations 3:39 (http://biblia.com/bible/kjv1900/Lamentations%203.39) - KJV



It is clear that God will righteously punish the gays with what they deserve.

So Brother, the next time a heathen friend suggests that marijuana is a "harmless" narcotic, point them to my study before they suffer the same fate as these once healthy young men. An hour of being under the influence of Satan's weed lead to ruined rectums, disease and a lifetime of despair. I asked them if it was worth it?

I need to study the psychologists' reports before I can address the long term effects of cannibis-induced homosexuality.

In Christ!

[td4mvp2k]

Lol jags $63 mil to keep score... Jag fan :tu...

[Raven]

:lol getting owned by that guy

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Arizona @ Jacksonville

The real game of the week.

[jeebus]

s:cryns I don't know who to watch

should it be Houston and their shenanigans or Catfish trying to carry the Black Panthers over Based Foles?

[Spur-Addict]

I'm starting with the Jets Bills game.

[jeebus]

:lmao Houston

[Spur-Addict]

Uh oh, down goes Geno

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao the Redskins haven't learned with monkeyball and just injured Garcon on a reverse

:lmao shitty ass playcalling

[lefty]

A QB just dieded.

[Spur-Addict]

WOw, RG3 had Paulsen wide open

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Cawnbread throwing it 10 yards over a wide open Paulsen's head

[td4mvp2k]

Arizona @ JacksonvilleThe real game of the week.betta then oakland @ houston?

[jeebus]

Catfish should stick to eating the pellets that white folks throw in the water

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol curious Geno fumble

[Lincoln]

Lol overthrowing paulsen

[Spur-Addict]

Geno :lol

Big ole Dareus put that fear in him

[jeebus]

:tu Great fuckin start for Houston

[td4mvp2k]

Where ed reed when u need him?

[jeebus]

Meanwhile Foles throws it perfectly

[benefactor]

:wakeup

Just another day at the office

[Lincoln]

What a shit call

[Raven]

it looks like foles has every intention to put on a show.

[benefactor]

It's actually tomorrow
...but we should start celebrating today tbh.

[Lincoln]

Good shit orakpo

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Here comes a Cawnbread safety

[TheCultOfPersonality]

betta then oakland @ houston?
Yes.

I have Oakland at Houston # 2 on the list.

[Lincoln]

Here comes a Cawnbread safety

I can see it too

[Lincoln]

A slide :wow

[jeebus]

Dammit Knee. Run until you get hit tbh

[Clipper Nation]

Turns out No Lyf3 Cumfan is a jeebotard who equates creationism to the big bang theory

figures :lmao

:lmao Using Pascal's Wager like it's some new "argument" that can't be easily rebutted

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Using Pascal's Wager like it's some new "argument" that can't be easily rebutted

:lmao they always think they're so clever when they use it as if atheists will cower in a fit of confusion and never see it coming

[Lincoln]

Stop running triple option

[jeebus]

lol Cawn. doesn't want to throw it again because he knows he'll fuck it up

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol CB3 trying to avoid passing the ball

[Lincoln]

Nice blocking faggot

[td4mvp2k]

eagles gone fishin

[benefactor]

lol henne

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

These NFC East teams are so fucking terrible.

[jeebus]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwifn3mtEKQ

[jeebus]

CAAAAAASE!

[benefactor]

welp

[Lincoln]

Why the fuck is a LB on McCoy?

[jeebus]

Houst<3n

[blkroadrunners]

Houston is just spoon feeding dem Raiders

[jeebus]

Foles :monkeyballing his way to a TD, shitting on the black panthers

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The Nick Foles show continues :lmao

[benefactor]

Foles with the goods

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao foles :monkey

[spurraider21]

:cry case Keenum the savior

[Lincoln]

:lol we fuxking suck

[Raven]

yeah, foles can throw.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Even :monkeyball is something Foles does better than Dog Killer

[Clipper Nation]

Foles > Cum NewtonPERIOD

[Lincoln]

This almost human show looks retarded

[Michael Jordan.]

1st pick in the draft NIGGAS!!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol you're welcome for Antonio Brown, Blake

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao this shitty play calling

[jeebus]

Even with cheating, the Indians can't pick up a first down :lmao

[Raven]

chip with the bads

[Lincoln]

Wtf moss

[benefactor]

Foles > Cum NewtonPERIOD
Easily.

[jeebus]

KEENUM

[Lincoln]

With that drop, that puts moss at #2 in the nfl

[benefactor]

gr8 pass protection:tu

[td4mvp2k]

1st pick in the draft NIGGAS!!!lmao 1st pic? wat happen to SB tbh?

[jeebus]

:cry save the gooks :cry

[benefactor]

Dalton with the Schaub bads

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Does CB3 ever make throws that don't require his receiver to elevate and catch is over his head :lol

[td4mvp2k]

:lol rgknee shood get mr. Foles bags tbh

[Lincoln]

With that drop, that puts moss at #2 in the nfl

Actually I just looked it up, wtf? Radio broadcast lyin

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Actually I just looked it up, wtf? Radio broadcast lyin

:lmao media agenda to exaggerate how many drops CB3's receivers have

[spurraider21]

Raiders play calling more vanilla than my posts

[Lincoln]

:lmao media agenda to exaggerate how many drops CB3's receivers have

He is in the top 7 in drop percentage tho but :lmao radio pulling a laker fan by shitting on teammates to prop up cb

[Clipper Nation]

lmao 1st pic? wat happen to SB tbh?
IIRC it was Jerruh who was guaranteeing the Super Bowl before the season, tbh :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao another Foles TD

[jeebus]

Philly dropping a huge load all over Washington's chest

[td4mvp2k]

Lol deadskins

[Lincoln]

Getting raped by a TE in the open field


:lmao:lmao

[Raven]

holy fuck, never thought celek could run like that

[benefactor]

All Keenum needs is a little time tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I wonder where that morbidly obese bible thumping piece of shit BigSnax25 is.

[Lincoln]

I wonder where that morbidly obese bible thumping piece of shit BigSnax25 is.

I wonder where that emo roid raging faggot Bresilhac is

[benefactor]

det nigga Keenum

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I wonder where that emo roid raging faggot Bresilhac is

Dumb Dallas Dickless Dipshit

[spurraider21]

WOw keenum

[Michael Jordan.]

Keenum

[benefactor]

I'm becoming more and more convinced the Texans don't need to go QB in the first round. Maybe in one of the mid rounds.

[jeebus]

Fuck Keenum

[Michael Jordan.]

I'm becoming more and more convinced the Texans don't need to go QB in the first round. Maybe in one of the mid rounds.
I've been saying. They need a pass rusher in the first round.

[Michael Jordan.]

Fuck Keenum
:lol

[IronMexican]

Is redzone the greatest gift god has ever given us?

[benefactor]

Is redzone the greatest gift god has ever given us?
Yes.

[Raven]

I've been saying. They need a pass rusher in the first round.

aren't they the #1 or so defense against the pass?

[Michael Jordan.]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/11/17/KeenumTD.gif

[SanAntonioSpurs23]

Anybody know what happened to Garcon?

[Michael Jordan.]

aren't they the #1 or so defense against the pass?
Yeah but the secondary is terrible. Need some help for Watt, he can't do everything. Clowney + Watt would be beastly.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol this might be the worst play calling I've ever seen

[td4mvp2k]

I've been saying. They need a pass rusher in the first round.ya and just trade dat jj watt to big D :tu

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Anybody know what happened to Garcon?

He's been back in for awhile.

[benefactor]

another false start

[Spur-Addict]

:lol Griffin

[benefactor]

:lol rgknee

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:monkey

[Lincoln]

I'm done :lmao

[benefactor]

:lol the redzone broadcaster

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao eagles jizzn on rgsh*t

[jeebus]

God Bless Black QBs. May they always be around forever.

[IronMexican]

:lmao love seeing that nigga get hit. Was funny seeing him get up off the ground. Never seen a nigga become more unlikeable in such a short period of time.

[Raven]

dat pocket awareness..

[DPG21920]

I love how RG's own teammate just kicked his helmet :lol

[benefactor]

Ryan getting in on the pick six madness

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol McCoy should get away with that just because it was Meriweather he was talking shit to

[jeebus]

I wonder when Cousins gets called up....

[benefactor]

Gen:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol the Skins' defense is even uglier than RG3

[Lincoln]

This team is garbage

[td4mvp2k]

I wonder when Cousins gets called up....

[Lincoln]

Holy shit what a hit

[jeebus]

wtf Foles. you didn't see that spooby running at you?

[jeebus]

McCoy going into Colt/Case mode

[Lincoln]

This team is fucking terrible

[Trainwreck2100]

welp his season is over

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol there goes my fantasy team

[benefactor]

McCoy blows a hammy

[td4mvp2k]

Lol Mccoy :monkey

[Lincoln]

I'm convinced brown and Barkley duo would rape as well

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Thank god I picked up his handcuff a week ago.

[Clipper Nation]

This team is fucking terrible
:lmao Jizzenhunt and Pagano still choking to them anyway

[blkroadrunners]

About damn time Martin

[benefactor]

And Martin keeps his job for the rest of the season

[benefactor]

About damn time Martin
Fuck him. One return for a TD doesn't change his endless fuckups.

[Spur-Addict]

LOL Geno

[Trainwreck2100]

And Martin keeps his job for the rest of the season

Actually i think that means he has to be cut now

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Morris was down tbh

[benefactor]

Houston's lone defensive bright spot doing what he does.

[DPG21920]

Calvin Johnson. Dude is just too good.

[Michael Jordan.]

Houston's lone defensive bright spot doing what he does.

Put Clowney or Anthony Barr with him.

[Lincoln]

This team is a 1-2 win team without AlMo

[benefactor]

Those ribs are killing Tate.

[Trainwreck2100]

fat kicker tried so hard to miss that

[benefactor]

Bullock with a FG from 51. The apocalypse is near.

[Lincoln]

Get a punt return tbh

[td4mvp2k]

fat kicker tried so hard to miss thatfuk I missd it :lol

[jeebus]

Get a punt return tbh
lol

[Lincoln]

28 runs 7 passes :lol shows how much Kyle trusts his QB Crofl

I don't blame him either

[td4mvp2k]

:lol @ browns STs

[DeadlyDynasty]

my ESPN team has 150pts at the half:lol

[jeebus]

no one wants to see your shitty tv show fox. stop showing the commercials.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Marine Corps halftime show at the Eagles game
:lol Mike Vick and the marines in the same building
:lol alert all the puppies

[blkroadrunners]

:lol Marine Corps halftime show at the Eagles game
:lol Mike Vick and the marines in the same building
:lol alert all the puppies

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Marine Corps halftime show at the Eagles game
:lol Mike Vick and the marines in the same building
:lol alert all the puppies

:rollin

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:wow McCoy back on the field

[jeebus]

Det Nigga MCCOY ready to run a train on the skins

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Foles' inner :monkey coming out today

[chunticakes]

no one wants to see your shitty tv show fox. stop showing the commercials.

:lol and i thought i was the only one who thought that. :lol

[jeebus]

It's awe inspiring watching a white QB at work.

[td4mvp2k]

Dam @ deez eagle TEs

[benefactor]

Some guy I didn't even know was on the team just made a defensive play. That's how bad the injury situation is.

[td4mvp2k]

RGBench tbh

[benefactor]

Harris burned again. Thankfully the throw was bad.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol CB3's pocket presence is so bad

[td4mvp2k]

Wow dont kno when to stop lol

[jeebus]

how is knee still in the game?

[jeebus]

fumblefaggots

[spurraider21]

det nigga Matt McGloin

[td4mvp2k]

:cry

[jeebus]

:lol Fox ditching CF3 for the ugly ass uniforms in Shittsburgh

[benefactor]

det second half

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Fox ditching CF3 for the ugly ass uniforms in Shittsburgh
:lmao exactly what I was thinking, those uniforms are gross as fuck

[Lincoln]

Getting blown the fuck off tv :lol

[jeebus]

:lmao exactly what I was thinking, those uniforms are gross as fuck
:lol local crowd thinks so too as no one is there

[benefactor]

Ball is snapped

Keenum runs for his life

incomplete

rinse, repeat

[td4mvp2k]

Keenot

[benefactor]

:lol holding penalty and still sacked

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao exactly what I was thinking, those uniforms are gross as fuck
It's hard to get any uglier than their normal uniforms (that inbred redneck franchise apparently can't even afford to put decals on both sides of their helmets), but somehow they found a way, tbh :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The amount of militard dick sucking is out of control. The fucking Bengals mascot is wearing camouflage.

[td4mvp2k]

Lions n Steelers looks like a prison yard tbh

[Clipper Nation]

The amount of militard dick sucking is out of control. The fucking Bengals mascot is wearing camouflage.
They have to sell our out-of-control foreign policy somehow, tbh....

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I do agree with the announcers that Josh Gordon should've came back for that Jason Campbell pass.

[benefactor]

doink

[resistanze]

The amount of militard dick sucking is out of control. The fucking Bengals mascot is wearing camouflage.

Why the sudden change from pink to camofodder? Veteran's Day?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

They have to sell our out-of-control foreign policy somehow, tbh....

:cryIf you wanna cheer for the Bengals, you better support war and no-bid contracts for Haliburton:cry

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Why the sudden change from pink to camofodder? Veteran's Day?

That was last week, I guess militard dicksucking day is celebrated for two weeks now.

:lmao camofodder

[Clipper Nation]

:cryIf you wanna cheer for the Bengals, you better support war and no-bid contracts for Haliburton:cry

At least the NFL hasn't started making teams wear stars-and-stripes or camo uniforms like college teams yet :lol

[jeebus]

:cryIf you wanna cheer for the Bengals, you better support war and no-bid contracts for Haliburton:cry
son why do you hate freedom? :cry

[Trainwreck2100]

fucking go for it

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

son why do you hate freedom? :cry

:cry Haliburton and Lockheed Martin are fighting for your freedom :cry

[td4mvp2k]

At least the NFL hasn't started making teams wear stars-and-stripes or camo uniforms like college teams yet :lolnah just da pink unis

[DPG21920]

Putting up 0 points against Philly D. Wow. SMH

[Brazil]

Nice Td by Cleveland

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao:lmao that last RGKnee pick :lmao:lmao

[jeebus]

I love my Texans!

[jeebus]

:cry Haliburton and Lockheed Martin are fighting for your freedom :cry
:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

[DPG21920]

:lmao:lmao that last RGKnee pick :lmao:lmao

not so fast hombre

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Well nevermind the refs black QB agenda took the interception away:cry

[benefactor]

Fire everyone.

[Trainwreck2100]

so glad that stroke didn't kill the pussy part of your brain kubiak

[resistanze]

Man the Falcons are BAD.

[jeebus]

:lmao:lmao that last RGKnee pick :lmao:lmao
I wish I could watch the Catfish throw picks :( Stupid Fox.

[Clipper Nation]

:cry Haliburton and Lockheed Martin are fighting for your freedom :cry

:cry "We'll put a Halliburton-sponsored boot in your ass, it's the American way!" :cry

[spurraider21]

:lmao raiders shitting on the texans

J.J. Whatt?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Putting up 0 points against Philly D. Wow. SMH
Exactly what i'm thinking.

[td4mvp2k]

Dam dat run

[resistanze]

:cry "We'll put a Halliburton-sponsored boot in your ass, it's the American way!" :cry

:lol Fighting for oil pipelines but getting nothing in return except for PTSD

[jeebus]

DAT NIGGA SCHAUB!

[Trainwreck2100]

nobodies scored out of the wildcat in like 3 years.


And holy fuck schaub is in

[jeebus]

benefactor, get your ass in here and cheer on your fucking hero.

[benefactor]

:lol pulling Keenum

Throw a pick six, matt.

[DPG21920]

Why did Case get pulled? Also, of course I trade for Reggie Bush at the deadline and he does nothing :lol

[spurraider21]

i really wish they kept Keenum in

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Curious Geno's pick 6

[jeebus]

Keenum looks like a cuck in one of those fantasy pornos. All he can do is look on like a bitch.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao The Texans forum is hilarious right now, people hopping on the Colts wagon, cussing out Kubiak, etc....

[td4mvp2k]

Lol shaub out da dog house?

[spurraider21]

Buffalo defense coming THROUGH for fantasy

[Trainwreck2100]

fuck you kubiak you just had 4th and 1 and didn't go for it

[spurraider21]

:lmao The Texans forum is hilarious right now, people hopping on the Colts wagon, cussing out Kubiak, etc....
:lol that's what losing to the Raiders does

[resistanze]

Keenum looks like a cuck in one of those fantasy pornos. All he can do is look on like a bitch.

:lol

[DPG21920]

Why on Earth did they pull Case?

[jeebus]

lol det shot of Kubiak.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Gotta hand it to Geno. When he sucks he goes all out.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol that's what losing to the Raiders does
Not on the Chargers board - over there, it's :cry "But but we can still make the playoffs!" :cry even though this team is fucking atrocious :lol

[spurraider21]

Not on the Chargers board - over there, it's :cry "But but we can still make the playoffs!" :cry even though this team is fucking atrocious :lol
not THIS charger fan :lmao


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sX3z0SMYg

[benefactor]

Why on Earth did they pull Case?
Kubiak's stroke has him wanting to quit. He's trying to get fired instead.

[Clipper Nation]

not THIS charger fan :lmao


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17sX3z0SMYg
:lmao

[Michael Jordan.]

Why on Earth did they pull Case?
Kubiak and Schaub take baths together. I honestly think he was calling plays that allowed the blitz to get to Keenum to make him fail, so he could put Schaub back in.

[spurraider21]

my nigga Matt McGloin aka Matty Ice showing the Texans what a REAL savior rookie qb looks like

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Big Rape missing on an easy touchdown

[td4mvp2k]

Worthlisberger :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lol Big Ben overthrowing a wide open receiver.

[Clipper Nation]

Texanfan on Scha:lolb coming into the game:


Fvck you gary fvck you gary fvck you gary fvck you gary fvck you gary fvck you gary fvck you gary fvck you gary

RESIGN GARY YOU STUPID PIECE OF MONKEY SHlT *******

What in the god damn **** is going on here!?

**** YOU GARY YOU ****ING PIECE OF ****

HOW FVCKING STUPID CAN YOU POSSIBLY BE!? GARY I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

Killing Case's confidence you JERK.

Gary needs to injure himself immediately.
:lmao

[resistanze]

:lmao Steelers

[td4mvp2k]

Suh = Demarcus Cousins of da NFL

[jeebus]

Fuck yes, it wasn't a fluke. Schaubernater back out there

[td4mvp2k]

Texanfan on Scha:lolb coming into the game :lmao:lol @ killing cases confidence

[ace3g]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/822456278.gif?1384720244

[Trainwreck2100]

fat kicker makes those fgs so intense