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rayjayjohnson
11-19-2013, 02:51 AM
My friend in China snapped this piece of shit in Shanghai yesterday

http://i.imgur.com/u4qhv58.jpg

lefty
11-19-2013, 03:01 AM
That's one TOSB car

I bet it runs well for 47 minutes

rayjayjohnson
11-19-2013, 03:03 AM
i bet it's brakeline snaps like a tired old achilles.

rayjayjohnson
11-19-2013, 03:04 AM
6 miles to 24 gallons

The Reckoning
11-19-2013, 03:05 AM
i bet the suspension is shot

rayjayjohnson
11-19-2013, 03:06 AM
probably rear ends white cars without their permission all the time

lefty
11-19-2013, 03:10 AM
It could use a european advanced driver assistance system and some Diesel

spurraider21
11-19-2013, 03:29 AM
it probably needs to get towed around to get anywhere

Robz4000
11-19-2013, 03:40 AM
It prolly costs $27 million just to keep it in your garage tbh.

whitemamba
11-19-2013, 03:41 AM
Thats a fan if ive ever seen one.

AussieFanKurt
11-19-2013, 03:43 AM
what kind of person drives this

lefty
11-19-2013, 03:49 AM
what kind of person drives this

http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/291007-1/Jim+Buss+wearing+a+black+Laker+hat+in+2011.JPG

NASpurs
11-19-2013, 03:53 AM
Looks like a cheap knock-off

lefty
11-19-2013, 03:54 AM
i bet the suspension is shot

:lol


Looks like a cheap knock-off

Well done

Trainwreck2100
11-19-2013, 03:56 AM
Probably bought it early like a fool and now can't get out of the contract without paying a crippling balloon payment

NASpurs
11-19-2013, 04:00 AM
I bet some nasty ass Mexican gives that car a jiffy lube.

ElNono
11-19-2013, 04:29 AM
Has 5 wheels though...

lefty
11-19-2013, 04:57 AM
Has 5 wheels though...

:lol

hater
11-19-2013, 05:38 AM
told u niggas kobe is the kang in china

Lebron is a nobody there tbh

rayjayjohnson
11-19-2013, 06:14 AM
being the king in china don't mean shit.

except for kobe. probably no extradition treaty tbh

UZER
11-19-2013, 06:17 AM
That's one TOSB car

I bet it runs well for 47 minutes

Then blows a tire.

TDMVPDPOY
11-19-2013, 06:19 AM
at least ur friend didnt boast about his car, like the other slant eye gook who wrapped his car with metalic gold, clowns thought it was real gold went and chipped away the car to find its gold plastic wrap

NRHector
11-19-2013, 06:59 AM
It'll probably need some type of roadside assistance to finish the trip, the tires look to cheap and weak

Leetonidas
11-19-2013, 07:29 AM
Definitely can't pass in that piece of shit tbh

jdiggy0424
11-19-2013, 08:14 AM
haha had to log into my account because some of these responses are too fucking funny

+1

JohnnyMax
11-19-2013, 10:20 AM
I bet Gasol, Bynum and Shaq could lift that car up

D-Wade
11-19-2013, 12:57 PM
6 miles to 24 gallons

Not only that but when you call it a gas-guzzler, it QUITS. Doesn't even run.

Killakobe81
11-19-2013, 01:00 PM
probably rear ends white cars without their permission all the time

I gotta admit, that was funny Ray ...

Killakobe81
11-19-2013, 01:01 PM
It could use a european advanced driver assistance system and some Diesel

Also good ... the rest of the jokes ...lame.

Clipper Nation
11-19-2013, 01:15 PM
I heard it goes from 6 to 24 mph in 48 minutes....

hater
11-19-2013, 01:35 PM
being the king in china don't mean shit.

a homeless bum might agree. but a business man looking to selll in the biggest market in the world might disagree :lol

buttsR4rebounding
11-19-2013, 03:11 PM
It's hiding out in China. It is wanted for a hit-and-run in Colorado.

spurs_fan_in_exile
11-19-2013, 04:56 PM
Sure it looks silly on the street but on a track it's the ultimate pace car. At a glance it looks like it's leading when it's really holding everyone back.

lefty
11-19-2013, 05:06 PM
Sure it looks silly on the street but on a track it's the ultimate pace car. At a glance it looks like it's leading when it's really holding everyone back.

:lol

baseline bum
11-19-2013, 05:47 PM
Doesn't look like it can pass for shit

DMC
11-19-2013, 06:48 PM
http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/291007-1/Jim+Buss+wearing+a+black+Laker+hat+in+2011.JPG


Looks like a cheap knock-off

He is, but it was the best Jerry could muster.

DMC
11-19-2013, 06:49 PM
Sure it looks silly on the street but on a track it's the ultimate pace car. At a glance it looks like it's leading when it's really holding everyone back.

It cannot be a taxi though, because it cannot come unless it's showering.

rayjayjohnson
11-20-2013, 04:48 AM
Like any car, it's depreciated in value yet costs a fucking fortune to run whilst every other car is both nice looking and gets tail.