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phyzik
11-20-2013, 12:53 AM
It's ultimately up to you weather you accept the OVERWHELMING evidence against Creationism. You can deny belief all you want, but you cant deny FACT.
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Ignorant people often cite that Evolution is just a "theory" but they do NOT understand what Scientific Theory actually means. Scientific theory is ALWAYS subject to peer scrutiny.... It is ALWAYS in question. Gravity is a "theory"... Would you oppose gravity as well? You cannot prove a scientific Theory, you can only DISPROVE it...... And having said that, the Theory of Evolution has lasted for at LEAST 150 years... Far longer than any other hypothesis... Subjected to peer review across any and all scientific venues you could possibly think of.... There are FACTS about Micro and Macro Biological evolution.... We have proven this for decades...
Of course there will be Creationists that will rebuke my FACTS because they just simply ignore them.... They posit that because they believe in something, it must be true, therefore every sign of evidence to the contrary must be false. In otherwords, they are fucking idiots.
CubanSucks
11-20-2013, 12:59 AM
I have posted some fucked up shit in the past that may have been offensive to certain posters on this board.....
I would like it to be known that I have a drinking problem. Some already know this.
I sometimes drink a 12-pack or more a day by myself.
During those periods I have posted replies and topics that the next day I regret... sometimes avoiding certain locations like "The Club" because I have embarrased myself speaking out of tounge.
Ohh, I remember what I post, dont get me wrong... but I think on it the next day and feel really embarassed about it sometimes.
I have this same problem in real life... I speak my mind when I shouldnt be so forth-coming. I piss people off even when I dont intend to. It's in my nature to be fourthcoming.
I wont go into detail but I will admit I have a problem with alchohol, I cant remember the last day I went without a drink, and thats been over 10 years. It scares me, but I am not ready yet to face it.
I plead you to keep in mind this though... I Do NOT smoke cigarettes at work... It makes me sick having a cigarette until after 5pm and without a beer in hand... and as far as any alchohol is concerned, I dont have drinks during lunch unless my boss himself is buying them....
Its hard to explain... I can control myself during the work day, no problems, no cravings at all during the day.. either cigarettes or Beer.... but once work is done, all bets are off.
Im not some plastered fuck that caries a flask to work... I can do without... But I know I also have a problem with it.... The main problem with that is that I dont feel like Im ready to take the addiction on.
Im going to be 31 come March 10th.
I have sky dived, been mountain biking all over Texas and other states, Been Kayaking for the past 2 years on some of the best waters Texas has to offer, raced at Alamo Dragway and the new San Antonio Raceway... But here I am, still shitting my life away on alchohol....
Damn, I really need to take a hold of my life.
take a drink and calm down
Skull-1
11-20-2013, 01:02 AM
It's ultimately up to you weather you accept the OVERWHELMING evidence against Creationism. You can deny belief all you want, but you cant deny FACT.
Like, duhhhhhhhhh. The scriptures do not teach Creationism. The Story of Creation is a parable. The idea it is literal is Christian tradition, not the Gospel.
NASpurs
11-20-2013, 01:15 AM
It's ultimately up to you weather you accept the OVERWHELMING evidence against Creationism. You can deny belief all you want, but you cant deny FACT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmQZ4f9f_Yw
Ignorant people often cite that Evolution is just a "theory" but they do NOT understand what Scientific Theory actually means. Scientific theory is ALWAYS subject to peer scrutiny.... It is ALWAYS in question. Gravity is a "theory"... Would you oppose gravity as well? You cannot prove a scientific Theory, you can only DISPROVE it...... And having said that, the Theory of Evolution has lasted for at LEAST 150 years... Far longer than any other hypothesis... Subjected to peer review across any and all scientific venues you could possibly think of.... There are FACTS about Micro and Macro Biological evolution.... We have proven this for decades...
Of course there will be Creationists that will rebuke my FACTS because they just simply ignore them.... They posit that because they believe in something, it must be true, therefore every sign of evidence to the contrary must be false. In otherwords, they are fucking idiots.
It's fun seeing this guy go batshit crazy against religion when he makes posts like the one CubanSucks posted. Sounds like you need Jesus in your life bro. :lol
It's ultimately up to you weather you accept the OVERWHELMING evidence against Creationism. You can deny belief all you want, but you cant deny FACT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmQZ4f9f_Yw
Ignorant people often cite that Evolution is just a "theory" but they do NOT understand what Scientific Theory actually means. Scientific theory is ALWAYS subject to peer scrutiny.... It is ALWAYS in question. Gravity is a "theory"... Would you oppose gravity as well? You cannot prove a scientific Theory, you can only DISPROVE it...... And having said that, the Theory of Evolution has lasted for at LEAST 150 years... Far longer than any other hypothesis... Subjected to peer review across any and all scientific venues you could possibly think of.... There are FACTS about Micro and Macro Biological evolution.... We have proven this for decades...
Of course there will be Creationists that will rebuke my FACTS because they just simply ignore them.... They posit that because they believe in something, it must be true, therefore every sign of evidence to the contrary must be false. In otherwords, they are fucking idiots.
No, theories graduate to become laws.
I can theorize that the Spurs will win their next game, but it's just a theory. Same thing.
Like, duhhhhhhhhh. The scriptures do not teach Creationism. The Story of Creation is a parable. The idea it is literal is Christian tradition, not the Gospel.
So the Bible doesn't teach creation ex-nihilo?
Two thousands years and all these lifetime biblical scholars believing it did. All they needed to do was ask you.
phyzik
11-20-2013, 01:33 AM
Havnt had a drink since I posted that.... Awesome rebuttal though.
phyzik
11-20-2013, 01:36 AM
Ohh... its just a parable... Just like rape in the bible, or child molestation in the bible, or oppression of women in the bible, or slavery in the bible......
OK, I get it now.... :rolleyes
phyzik
11-20-2013, 01:38 AM
Like, duhhhhhhhhh. The scriptures do not teach Creationism. The Story of Creation is a parable. The idea it is literal is Christian tradition, not the Gospel.
But you believe in the 10 commandments.... which is old testament.... You idiots cant pick and chose, that's my point. Your'e a bunch of cherry pickers and cant back your own beliefs.
If your "GOD" was so infallible, why would he need a rough draft (AKA the "Old Testament") before he created the "New testament" which is still riddled with obviously wrong information?
Either he does not exist or your God is a fucking idiot. Either way, I'm glad I don't associate with him.
phyzik
11-20-2013, 01:58 AM
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 ESV / 57 helpful votes
“If a man meets a virgin who is not betrothed, and seizes her and lies with her, and they are found, then the man who lay with her shall give to the father of the young woman fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife, because he has violated her. He may not divorce her all his days.
Translation: A man who rapes a woman must pay the father and Mary the woman he raped... That woman must spend the rest of her life as the wife of the man who violated her in the most profound way.... Yeah, that's awesome thinking.
Leviticus 11:9-12 ESV / 25 helpful votes
“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that has not fins and scales is detestable to you.
Ohh, I see a lot of you ignorant fuckers at sea island on Sundays... your all damned.
I don't even have to get started on this shit.... just watch the video link I originally provided in the first post.... It IS one sided BECAUSE its scientific FACT. There is NO peer reviewed "creationist science" AT ALL. ITS ALL BEEN PROVEN WRONG, EVEN IN THE COURT OF LAW!!!
Regarding Abortion
Leviticus 27
And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver.
So, according to the bible, a child is worth 5 silver.... What a great fucking moral book!
Exodus 35:2 ESV / 57 helpful votes
Six days work shall be done, but on the seventh day you shall have a Sabbath of solemn rest, holy to the Lord. Whoever does any work on it shall be put to death.
Are you following your faith yet you fucking hypocrites?
ErnestLynch
11-20-2013, 02:03 AM
let me know how this ends
phyzik
11-20-2013, 02:14 AM
Ohhh, come on... you know how it ends.... creationist will instill apologetics to assert their baseless claims and tons of sheep will follow them without thinking for themselves.
If there is no God, Im glad I am free....
If there is a God, I will be glad I do not fit to join his perfect North Korean ideology where we cannot think for ourselves and must conform to the mean and look forward to meeting those of my thinking in the alternate afterlife.
In other words, If your supposed "GOD" cannot see the good in me, he was never really worth my time in the first place, as I have done many great humanitarian things in my lifetime and will continue to do so. If he is SO PETTY as an omnipotent being that he requires MY belief in him in order to be judged as a good person, he is a god I would never trust.
The major difference between me and believers is that I have actually READ the bible page by page. If people would take the time to read it subjectively, it would seem to them as fictional, if not more so, than a Harry Potter or Lord of The Rings book.... But written more badly than either of the aforementioned writings of fiction I used as examples.
mouse
11-20-2013, 06:50 AM
Now debunk Alternative Design.
rascal
11-20-2013, 07:27 AM
It's ultimately up to you weather you accept the OVERWHELMING evidence against Creationism. You can deny belief all you want, but you cant deny FACT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmQZ4f9f_Yw
Ignorant people often cite that Evolution is just a "theory" but they do NOT understand what Scientific Theory actually means. Scientific theory is ALWAYS subject to peer scrutiny.... It is ALWAYS in question. Gravity is a "theory"... Would you oppose gravity as well? You cannot prove a scientific Theory, you can only DISPROVE it...... And having said that, the Theory of Evolution has lasted for at LEAST 150 years... Far longer than any other hypothesis... Subjected to peer review across any and all scientific venues you could possibly think of.... There are FACTS about Micro and Macro Biological evolution.... We have proven this for decades...
Of course there will be Creationists that will rebuke my FACTS because they just simply ignore them.... They posit that because they believe in something, it must be true, therefore every sign of evidence to the contrary must be false. In otherwords, they are fucking idiots.
You are an evil person who will have to stand before God and answer for all that you have done.
I. Hustle
11-20-2013, 08:38 AM
It's ultimately up to you weather you accept the OVERWHELMING evidence against Creationism. You can deny belief all you want, but you cant deny FACT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmQZ4f9f_Yw
Ignorant people often cite that Evolution is just a "theory" but they do NOT understand what Scientific Theory actually means. Scientific theory is ALWAYS subject to peer scrutiny.... It is ALWAYS in question. Gravity is a "theory"... Would you oppose gravity as well? You cannot prove a scientific Theory, you can only DISPROVE it...... And having said that, the Theory of Evolution has lasted for at LEAST 150 years... Far longer than any other hypothesis... Subjected to peer review across any and all scientific venues you could possibly think of.... There are FACTS about Micro and Macro Biological evolution.... We have proven this for decades...
Of course there will be Creationists that will rebuke my FACTS because they just simply ignore them.... They posit that because they believe in something, it must be true, therefore every sign of evidence to the contrary must be false. In otherwords, they are fucking idiots.
You lost me at weather. All credibility was lost at that point.
CubanSucks
11-20-2013, 08:45 AM
Havnt had a drink since I posted that.... Awesome rebuttal though.
Ohh... its just a parable... Just like rape in the bible, or child molestation in the bible, or oppression of women in the bible, or slavery in the bible......
OK, I get it now.... :rolleyes
But you believe in the 10 commandments.... which is old testament.... You idiots cant pick and chose, that's my point. Your'e a bunch of cherry pickers and cant back your own beliefs.
If your "GOD" was so infallible, why would he need a rough draft (AKA the "Old Testament") before he created the "New testament" which is still riddled with obviously wrong information?
Either he does not exist or your God is a fucking idiot. Either way, I'm glad I don't associate with him.
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 ESV / 57 helpful votes
“If a man meets a virgin who is not betrothed, and seizes her and lies with her, and they are found, then the man who lay with her shall give to the father of the young woman fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife, because he has violated her. He may not divorce her all his days.
Translation: A man who rapes a woman must pay the father and Mary the woman he raped... That woman must spend the rest of her life as the wife of the man who violated her in the most profound way.... Yeah, that's awesome thinking.
Leviticus 11:9-12 ESV / 25 helpful votes
“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that has not fins and scales is detestable to you.
Ohh, I see a lot of you ignorant fuckers at sea island on Sundays... your all damned.
I don't even have to get started on this shit.... just watch the video link I originally provided in the first post.... It IS one sided BECAUSE its scientific FACT. There is NO peer reviewed "creationist science" AT ALL. ITS ALL BEEN PROVEN WRONG, EVEN IN THE COURT OF LAW!!!
Regarding Abortion
Leviticus 27
And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver.
So, according to the bible, a child is worth 5 silver.... What a great fucking moral book!
Exodus 35:2 ESV / 57 helpful votes
Six days work shall be done, but on the seventh day you shall have a Sabbath of solemn rest, holy to the Lord. Whoever does any work on it shall be put to death.
Are you following your faith yet you fucking hypocrites?
Ohhh, come on... you know how it ends.... creationist will instill apologetics to assert their baseless claims and tons of sheep will follow them without thinking for themselves.
If there is no God, Im glad I am free....
If there is a God, I will be glad I do not fit to join his perfect North Korean ideology where we cannot think for ourselves and must conform to the mean and look forward to meeting those of my thinking in the alternate afterlife.
In other words, If your supposed "GOD" cannot see the good in me, he was never really worth my time in the first place, as I have done many great humanitarian things in my lifetime and will continue to do so. If he is SO PETTY as an omnipotent being that he requires MY belief in him in order to be judged as a good person, he is a god I would never trust.
The major difference between me and believers is that I have actually READ the bible page by page. If people would take the time to read it subjectively, it would seem to them as fictional, if not more so, than a Harry Potter or Lord of The Rings book.... But written more badly than either of the aforementioned writings of fiction I used as examples.
This is obviously a call for help. You need Jesus, brother.
I. Hustle
11-20-2013, 08:49 AM
Havnt had a post since I drinkeded that.... Hawesome rapbattle toes.
xmas1997
11-20-2013, 09:26 AM
First off, I will say I don't know shit about creationist theory, if it even is a theory. I always thought that it came about because a certain tiny sect of Christians were fed up and reacting to the scientific community since they were winning the battle of what was taught in schools, and thus to counter the no religion in schools and government stance.
To my way of thinking it was ridiculous.
Both sides, "is a God" versus "isn't a god", have taken this stuff too far and have blown it all out of proportion.
It has gotten to the point now where formal education cannot say school is out for "Christmas vacation" anymore because it insults the nonChristian community and violates the separation of church and state.
No, they have to say it is Winter vacation or some hogwash like that.
Evolution theory is pretty much accepted by most critical thinking academia, and rightly so, but it is not a proven law, it is still very much a theory. Whereas gravity is a law, yet the theory of gravity is still theorized. There is still very much about it we do not understand.
There is still very much about evolution we do not understand as well, thus why it is still just a theory.
As for God? Who can understand that concept? It is pretty much a mystery, either way.
If there is a God, then fantastic.
I seriously doubt He would be as narrow minded as many humans are.
I doubt He would hold it against a good and decent law abiding moral man just because that man chose not to believe in Him, or because other religious men said God would punish him for not believing in Him. That is a very narrow point of view IMHO and belittles God to the extreme.
And if there isn't a God, then why is it so important for someone who does not believe to make such a big deal against those who do?
We don't make a such a big deal about believing, or not believing, in Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, the Easter bunny, Valentines Day Cupid, leprechauns, dragons, unicorns, or UFOs, do we?
So why all the hoopla?
Why all the butthurt?
The religious community is butthurt because they believe the court system has gone too far, while the legal establishment is butthurt and reacting to court suits that maintain separation of church and state, and they have gone too far.
Both these points of view are extremes and miss the central point IMHO.
That point is "too much, or too little, of ANYTHING is not good for you, there needs to be a balance."
If God does not exist, then fine, because ultimately, what difference will it make?
None.
And if He does exist, then fine too, because He is so far beyond anyone's conception that no man as of yet can understand Him, we only have bits and pieces that make sense. And no religious book or books have even a clue. They are guesses at best.
So again, why all the hoopla?
Why all the butthurt?
Why all the extreme political correctness?
It behooves me!
:lol
rascal
11-20-2013, 09:39 AM
Deuteronomy 22:28-29 ESV / 57 helpful votes
“If a man meets a virgin who is not betrothed, and seizes her and lies with her, and they are found, then the man who lay with her shall give to the father of the young woman fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife, because he has violated her. He may not divorce her all his days.
Translation: A man who rapes a woman must pay the father and Mary the woman he raped... That woman must spend the rest of her life as the wife of the man who violated her in the most profound way.... Yeah, that's awesome thinking.
Leviticus 11:9-12 ESV / 25 helpful votes
“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that has not fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that has not fins and scales is detestable to you.
Ohh, I see a lot of you ignorant fuckers at sea island on Sundays... your all damned.
I don't even have to get started on this shit.... just watch the video link I originally provided in the first post.... It IS one sided BECAUSE its scientific FACT. There is NO peer reviewed "creationist science" AT ALL. ITS ALL BEEN PROVEN WRONG, EVEN IN THE COURT OF LAW!!!
Regarding Abortion
Leviticus 27
And if it be from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation shall be three shekels of silver.
So, according to the bible, a child is worth 5 silver.... What a great fucking moral book!
Exodus 35:2 ESV / 57 helpful votes
Six days work shall be done, but on the seventh day you shall have a Sabbath of solemn rest, holy to the Lord. Whoever does any work on it shall be put to death.
Are you following your faith yet you fucking hypocrites?
Meanings are lost in translation and you end up drawing an entirly incorrect interpretation. The old testament ways were done away with after Jesus.
rascal
11-20-2013, 09:41 AM
You know this guy phyzik killed 3 people so he is scared as hell to have to answer to that after he dies so in his world it would be far better if there was no God.
Xmas, That's a lot of rambling just to say "believe what you want".
xmas1997
11-20-2013, 09:41 AM
Meanings are lost in translation and you end up drawing an entirly incorrect interpretation. The old testament ways were done away with after Jesus.
Not by the Jews it wasn't.
Meanings are lost in translation and you end up drawing an entirly incorrect interpretation. The old testament ways were done away with after Jesus.
Yet the Christian stance is that the OT is the word of God, it's still part of their bible, and no it wasn't done away with. Christians just ignore the sacrifice because it's cheaper to do so. They instituted a pay online system and gave themselves unlimited free minutes to God.
xmas1997
11-20-2013, 09:46 AM
Xmas, That's a lot of rambling just to say "believe what you want".
Maybe so, but there are a lot of anal people out there who need to be woken up IMHO, and sometimes a rational detailed explanation is the only thing that will do it.
I could have easily said what you said, or even better said, "who gives a fuck?"
:lol
RD2191
11-20-2013, 09:48 AM
:wakeup
CubanSucks
11-20-2013, 10:14 AM
You know this guy phyzik killed 3 people so he is scared as hell to have to answer to that after he dies so in his world it would be far better if there was no God.
It's sad. God be with him.
Blake
11-20-2013, 11:22 AM
Like, duhhhhhhhhh. The scriptures do not teach Creationism. The Story of Creation is a parable. The idea it is literal is Christian tradition, not the Gospel.
lol wut
Blake
11-20-2013, 11:28 AM
It has gotten to the point now where formal education cannot say school is out for "Christmas vacation" anymore because it insults the nonChristian community and violates the separation of church and state.
No, they have to say it is Winter vacation or some hogwash like that.
You mean public schools. Private formal education schools can stay with their Christmas vacation hogwash.
mouse
11-20-2013, 01:13 PM
I notice phyzik and his bible bashing buddies never criticize the Muslims, I wonder why.
RandomGuy
11-20-2013, 01:31 PM
I have this incredible feeling of deja vu...
RandomGuy
11-20-2013, 01:38 PM
I notice phyzik and his bible bashing buddies never criticize the Muslims, I wonder why.
Muslims are even worse in a lot of regards.
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They make all the same shitty arguments, logical mistakes, and outright lies as Christian ones.
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I would be happy to shred muslim creationist stupidity if they try to get it taught in the school system as well. Generally there aren't enough of them to do so in the near totality of school systems in the US.
baseline bum
11-20-2013, 01:46 PM
You are an evil person who will have to stand before God and answer for all that you have done.
God will give him a medal for killing those robbin pieces of shit son.
RandomGuy
11-20-2013, 01:47 PM
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Blake
11-20-2013, 01:47 PM
I notice phyzik and his bible bashing buddies never criticize the Muslims, I wonder why.
what's you theory on the matter?
marini martini
11-20-2013, 01:54 PM
But you believe in the 10 commandments.... which is old testament.... You idiots cant pick and chose, that's my point. Your'e a bunch of cherry pickers and cant back your own beliefs.
If your "GOD" was so infallible, why would he need a rough draft (AKA the "Old Testament") before he created the "New testament" which is still riddled with obviously wrong information?
Either he does not exist or your God is a fucking idiot. Either way, I'm glad I don't associate with him.
Lemme me know how all this works out for ya!
mouse
11-20-2013, 02:31 PM
what's you theory on the matter?
My theory is phyzik and others know most creationist are nonviolent people and turn the other cheek so they make easy targets. Where as a Muslim with a short fuse has no problem bombing his redneck ass in the name of Ala.
You notice all the stand up comics and cartoons in the paper and TV have no problem making fun of Noah, Jesus, and the Bible, how many make fun of Ala or the Muslims?
Blake
11-20-2013, 02:50 PM
Where as a Muslim with a short fuse has no problem bombing his redneck ass in the name of Ala.
The irony here being your conspiracy theory that it wasn't muslims that brought down the towers on 9/11 but rather a Christian, red neck wannabe George W.Bush that bombed it.
mouse
11-20-2013, 02:51 PM
Muslims are even worse in a lot of regards.
They make all the same shitty arguments, logical mistakes, and outright lies as Christian ones.
well I try not to make those shitty arguments I just post the evidence we didn't just evolve from a rock after some random explosion from nothing. I also point out lies the text books.
I would be happy to shred muslim creationist stupidity if they try to get it taught in the school system as well.
I agree just make sure you remove Darwin and the stupidity of Evolution if they try to get it taught in the school system as well. oh wait, it does get taught in the schools already..........double standard?
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mouse
11-20-2013, 03:05 PM
The irony here being your conspiracy theory that it wasn't muslims that brought down the towers on 9/11 but rather a Christian, red neck wannabe George W.Bush that bombed it.
Where did you ever see me post I said a certain ethnic group of people did anything on 9/11?
I merely point out the lies and inconstancy of what the 9/11 commission, NIST, and popular mechanics try to spoon feed the sheeple. I just want to know how a building can collapse and there are no floors with trapped people, desk,or elevators instead its all dust?
And how does a collapse building fling heavy ass steel beams across town and bones of humans on roof tops?
I'm all about getting answers that make sense, you and your insult slinging buddies just use 9/11 and Evolution topics to have a another reason to call someone "retard" or "fag" and that is why I try to avoid immature ignorance when possible.
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leemajors
11-20-2013, 03:26 PM
My theory is phyzik and others know most creationist are nonviolent people and turn the other cheek so they make easy targets. Where as a Muslim with a short fuse has no problem bombing his redneck ass in the name of Ala.
You notice all the stand up comics and cartoons in the paper and TV have no problem making fun of Noah, Jesus, and the Bible, how many make fun of Ala or the Muslims?
Stand ups make fun of Allah and Muslims all the time.
mouse
11-20-2013, 03:28 PM
Stand ups make fun of Allah and Muslims all the time.
link?
You show me a white comic that makes fun of Ala and Muslims and I'll show you a person that now has to ask someone else to start their car for them.
xmas1997
11-20-2013, 03:53 PM
link?
You show me a white comic that makes fun of Ala and Muslims and I'll show you a person that now has to ask someone else to start their car for them.
Jeff Dunham, the comic ventriloquist with his puppets, specifically Abdul the terrorist.
Funny as shit too. "I kill you."
RandomGuy
11-20-2013, 04:23 PM
well I try not to make those shitty arguments I just post the evidence we didn't just evolve from a rock after some random explosion from nothing. I also point out lies the text books.
I agree just make sure you remove Darwin and the stupidity of Evolution if they try to get it taught in the school system as well. oh wait, it does get taught in the schools already..........double standard?
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Meh.
I merely wanted to point out that I will be happy to give the treatment to any muslim creationist arguments you want to put forth.
Evolution is the theory that best explains all the available evidence we have collected about how life changes over time on our planet. That is why it is taught in schools.
If you really want to go another round, I guess I can give you a small amount of time.
Feel free to present an alternate theory, and then explain how it better explains the available evidence, in your own words.
RandomGuy
11-20-2013, 04:24 PM
what's you theory on the matter?
Mouse's theory involves aliens or something. You will have a hard time getting him to spell it out though. Good luck on that.
You lost me at weather. All credibility was lost at that point.
:lol At least you no wear you stand.
RandomGuy
11-20-2013, 04:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmQZ4f9f_Yw
Watched that. I replay it occasionally to brush up on some good science, as the guy outlines the arguments to a depth that only a three hour video can get into.
I guarantee mouse will never, ever watch the whole thing. Hell I would pony up $30 to pay mouse to do so, if I could confirm he would.
cantthinkofanything
11-20-2013, 04:35 PM
link?
You show me a white comic that makes fun of Ala and Muslims and I'll show you a person that now has to ask someone else to start their car for them.
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RandomGuy
11-20-2013, 04:36 PM
First off, I will say I don't know shit about creationist theory, if it even is a theory. I always thought that it came about because a certain tiny sect of Christians were fed up and reacting to the scientific community since they were winning the battle of what was taught in schools, and thus to counter the no religion in schools and government stance.
To my way of thinking it was ridiculous.
Both sides, "is a God" versus "isn't a god", have taken this stuff too far and have blown it all out of proportion.
It has gotten to the point now where formal education cannot say school is out for "Christmas vacation" anymore because it insults the nonChristian community and violates the separation of church and state.
No, they have to say it is Winter vacation or some hogwash like that.
Evolution theory is pretty much accepted by most critical thinking academia, and rightly so, but it is not a proven law, it is still very much a theory. Whereas gravity is a law, yet the theory of gravity is still theorized. There is still very much about it we do not understand.
There is still very much about evolution we do not understand as well, thus why it is still just a theory.
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2012/09/theorywere.jpg
Hell, I don't even have to type a rebuttal to this tired meme.
In science, a theory is not a guess, not a hunch. It's a well-substantiated, well-supported, well-documented explanation for our observations.
Some people think that in science, you have a theory, and once it's proven, it becomes a law. That's not how it works. In science, we collect facts, or observations, we use laws to describe them, and a theory to explain them. You don't promote a theory to a law by proving it. A theory never becomes a law.
This bears repeating. A theory never becomes a law. In fact, if there was a hierarchy of science, theories would be higher than laws. There is nothing higher, or better, than a theory. Laws describe things, theories explain them. An example will help you to understand this. There's a law of gravity, which is the description of gravity. It basically says that if you let go of something it'll fall. It doesn't say why. Then there's the theory of gravity, which is an attempt to explain why. Actually, Newton's Theory of Gravity did a pretty good job, but Einstein's Theory of Relativity does a better job of explaining it. These explanations are called theories, and will always be theories. They can't be changed into laws, because laws are different things. Laws describe, and theories explain.
Just because it's called a theory of gravity, doesn't mean that it's just a guess. It's been tested. All our observations are supported by it, as well as its predictions that we've tested. Also, gravity is real! You can observe it for yourself. Just because it's real doesn't mean that the explanation is a law. The explanation, in scientific terms, is called a theory.
Evolution is the same. There's the fact of evolution. Evolution (genetic change over generations)3 happens, just like gravity does. Don't take my word for it.4 Ask your science teacher, or google it. But that's not the issue we are addressing here. The Theory of Evolution by Natural Selection is our best explanation for the fact of evolution. It has been tested and scrutinised for over 150 years, and is supported by all the relevant observations.
http://www.notjustatheory.com/
Feel free to present a coherent competing theory that better explains the evidence, and tell me why it does.
Leetonidas
11-20-2013, 04:39 PM
You are an evil person who will have to stand before God and answer for all that you have done.
god doesn't take too kindly to faggots from what i've heard tbh you better be careful
cantthinkofanything
11-20-2013, 04:46 PM
more anti muslim standup
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Maybe so, but there are a lot of anal people out there who need to be woken up IMHO, and sometimes a rational detailed explanation is the only thing that will do it.
I could have easily said what you said, or even better said, "who gives a fuck?"
:lol
If religion and religious groups were passive, neutral things then sure, who gives a fuck. They aren't though. Their mission is to shape their world to what they think their god wants it to be, if that means blowing up abortion clinics or teaching creationism in public schools, then so be it. You present the candy coated side of it though, and ignore the other side that's acidic and corrosive as fuck, as if it doesn't really exist.
http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/wiredscience/2012/09/theorywere.jpg
Hell, I don't even have to type a rebuttal to this tired meme.
http://www.notjustatheory.com/
Feel free to present a coherent competing theory that better explains the evidence, and tell me why it does.
That's why I am convinced Xmas has no formal education, especially in any science field.
RandomGuy
11-20-2013, 05:17 PM
That's why I am convinced Xmas has no formal education, especially in any science field.
If so, he should really spend the 3 hours on the video in the OP. The guy does get a tad sarcastic at points and that can be off-putting, but it is packed with very solid scientific evidence.
leemajors
11-20-2013, 05:37 PM
Jeff Dunham, the comic ventriloquist with his puppets, specifically Abdul the terrorist.
Funny as shit too. "I kill you."
this explains a lot.
Big Empty
11-20-2013, 06:29 PM
Jesus was an alien
rascal
11-20-2013, 06:38 PM
god doesn't take too kindly to faggots from what i've heard tbh you better be careful
Explain yourself. What the hell are you talking about.
monosylab1k
11-20-2013, 07:54 PM
take a drink and calm down
:lmao its hilarious because any point he tries to make about literally anything at all can be immediately refuted as the ramblings of a degenerate alcoholic.
I have posted some fucked up shit in the past that may have been offensive to certain posters on this board.....
I would like it to be known that I have a drinking problem. Some already know this.
I sometimes drink a 12-pack or more a day by myself.
During those periods I have posted replies and topics that the next day I regret... sometimes avoiding certain locations like "The Club" because I have embarrased myself speaking out of tounge.
Ohh, I remember what I post, dont get me wrong... but I think on it the next day and feel really embarassed about it sometimes.
I have this same problem in real life... I speak my mind when I shouldnt be so forth-coming. I piss people off even when I dont intend to. It's in my nature to be fourthcoming.
I wont go into detail but I will admit I have a problem with alchohol, I cant remember the last day I went without a drink, and thats been over 10 years. It scares me, but I am not ready yet to face it.
I plead you to keep in mind this though... I Do NOT smoke cigarettes at work... It makes me sick having a cigarette until after 5pm and without a beer in hand... and as far as any alchohol is concerned, I dont have drinks during lunch unless my boss himself is buying them....
Its hard to explain... I can control myself during the work day, no problems, no cravings at all during the day.. either cigarettes or Beer.... but once work is done, all bets are off.
Im not some plastered fuck that caries a flask to work... I can do without... But I know I also have a problem with it.... The main problem with that is that I dont feel like Im ready to take the addiction on.
Im going to be 31 come March 10th.
I have sky dived, been mountain biking all over Texas and other states, Been Kayaking for the past 2 years on some of the best waters Texas has to offer, raced at Alamo Dragway and the new San Antonio Raceway... But here I am, still shitting my life away on alchohol....
Damn, I really need to take a hold of my life.
mouse
11-20-2013, 10:16 PM
Jeff Dunham, the comic ventriloquist with his puppets, specifically Abdul the terrorist.
Funny as shit too. "I kill you."
He mentions ALA?
mouse
11-20-2013, 10:28 PM
but it is packed with very solid scientific evidence.
In your warped mind maybe, Science is weak and full of holes and as each day goes by it gets weaker and further exposed as fraudulent and money driven agendas it practices. Those overpaid Assholes can tell you with great detail what happened 12 billion years ago and even put a worthless overpriced probe on Mars but cant seem to find a cure for the common cold? pure Bullshit.
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In your warped mind maybe, Science is weak and full of holes and as each day goes by it gets weaker and further exposed as fraudulent and money driven agendas it practices. Those overpaid Assholes can tell you with great detail what happened 12 billion years ago and even put a worthless overpriced probe on Mars but cant seem to find a cure for the common cold? pure Bullshit.
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And here you went to MIT and you had to beg for 200 dollars to make a shitty short film.
mouse
11-21-2013, 01:43 AM
And here you went to MIT and you had to beg for 200 dollars to make a shitty short film.
It was a Movie pitch contest for Tribeca Films and American Express it had nothing to do with money you clueless taint sniffer. :lmao
http://socialtimes.com/amex-tribeca-film-want-your-movie-pitch_b60048
http://socialtimes.com/files/2011/04/My-Movie-Pitch.jpg
http://about.americanexpress.com/news/pr/2010/mmp.aspx
It's all good dawg I can take all the smack the www has to offer. I would feel worst if I didn't have the balls to enter.
:wakeup
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RandomGuy
11-21-2013, 10:16 AM
In your warped mind maybe, Science is weak and full of holes and as each day goes by it gets weaker and further exposed as fraudulent and money driven agendas it practices. Those overpaid Assholes can tell you with great detail what happened 12 billion years ago and even put a worthless overpriced probe on Mars but cant seem to find a cure for the common cold? pure Bullshit.
nFgwO3MjYSM
Feh. More trolling. Not going to waste my time on any detailed response, as this does not merit one.
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RandomGuy
11-21-2013, 10:35 AM
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Mouse will never address any of the science in this video.
He is too lazy to watch it.
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By the way, this video also shreds muslim creationism at several points.
mouse
11-21-2013, 01:59 PM
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Not true I just stop watching "your" videos since you start talking like a street thug I stop debating you.
Mouse will never address any of the science in this video.
Do you need to see a video called "Why i'm Gay" if you know your not?
I have proven for years the many lies of Science you think a YouTube video will change that?
He is too lazy to watch it.
I will watch your video but name one on my videos you ever watched.
You see folks RandonLie only tells one side of every argument thus why I find debating with him a waste of time and quit annoying at times.
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By the way, this video also shreds muslim creationism at several points.
To bad I'm not a "creationist" nor do I support the Bible.
mouse
11-21-2013, 02:36 PM
Here is a recent post were RandomLie makes fun of those posting YouTube videos.
LOL yootoobs as regular as clockwork.
The topic it's in.
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=224394
Blake
11-21-2013, 02:41 PM
To bad I'm not a "creationist"
Do you understand what the word design means when you say you believe in "alternative design"?
mouse
11-21-2013, 02:52 PM
Do you understand what the word design means when you say you believe in "alternative design"?
yes it means "Alternative" Design.
al·ter·na·tive
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adjective: alternative
1.
(of one or more things) available as another possibility.
"the various alternative methods for resolving disputes
synonyms: different, other, another, second, possible, substitute, replacement, alternate; More
standby, emergency, reserve, backup, auxiliary, fallback
"an alternative route"
A.D. aka Alternative Design is an Alternative to "Intelligent Design
This is not rocket science Blake why must I have to break it down for you to comprehend?
mouse
11-21-2013, 04:37 PM
:lmao @ RandomLie holy $hit, where do I begin?
Dude are you serious? This video is comedy gold!
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I know some of you reading this post don't have an extra "3 hours" to be entertained so please I beg you to sacrifice 14 seconds of your life and go to go to the 9:40 mark and listen up to the 9:54 mark
And you tell me this an "Intelligent" video to waste your time on.
Also Mr. RandomLie I'm not sure which shill I am speaking with at this time but apparently your new or very hard headed as I have been saying for years "I don't support "CREATION" why must you insist on referring me to someone who does?
And finally / lastly......
If you recall the last time a posted a video for you to examine, this was your "intelligent" reply to me.
LOL a two hour video
Fuck You!
In a way I am sort of glad you was so naive to post that misinformed video. I am going to have a blast quoting it and exposing the many lies it has.
Blake
11-21-2013, 04:45 PM
yes it means "Alternative" Design.
al·ter·na·tive
ôlˈtərnətiv/
adjective
adjective: alternative
1.
(of one or more things) available as another possibility.
"the various alternative methods for resolving disputes
synonyms: different, other, another, second, possible, substitute, replacement, alternate; More
standby, emergency, reserve, backup, auxiliary, fallback
"an alternative route"
A.D. aka Alternative Design is an Alternative to "Intelligent Design
This is not rocket science Blake why must I have to break it down for you to comprehend?
i didn't say alternative. I said design.
You're a creationist.
mouse
11-21-2013, 05:02 PM
i didn't say alternative. I said design.
You're a creationist.
Your house has a design , your car has a design "Your a Creationist"?
I don't have to patients to try an have a common sense conversation with your small mind.
It's a waste of precious time and only leads to your immature re-fried insults/
Please find Xmas1997 or SA210 to talk to when they log in.
Thanks.
Blake
11-21-2013, 05:51 PM
Your house has a design , your car has a design "Your a Creationist"?
I don't have to patients to try an have a common sense conversation with your small mind.
It's a waste of precious time and only leads to your immature re-fried insults/
Please find Xmas1997 or SA210 to talk to when they log in.
Thanks.
Yes, my house and car were created.
Bye, creationist.
mouse
11-21-2013, 06:07 PM
Yes, my house and car were created.
Bye, creationist.
And you just created witty a comeback with a screen name you created to post on a website created by Kori after your father created an excuse to have sex with your mother who created a reason not abort you.......look Blake we can play these games all day long.....
Bottom line is at the end of a day the only thing you will properly manage to create is further proof that once again I was right all along.
Blake
11-21-2013, 07:21 PM
And you just created witty a comeback with a screen name you created to post on a website created by Kori after your father created an excuse to have sex with your mother who created a reason not abort you.......look Blake we can play these games all day long.....
Bottom line is at the end of a day the only thing you will properly manage to create is further proof that once again I was right all along.
Sure thing creationist.
mouse
11-21-2013, 09:02 PM
Sure thing creationist.
So true I created a migraine trying to educate you.
phyzik
11-21-2013, 11:59 PM
LMFAO!!!
yeah, most creationist are non-violent... never mind the persecution of homosexuals, those that believe in women's rights, and those who want fundamental Christian values instilled in the classroom where they have NO BASIS in science......
Please provide proof of an atheist that bombed someone, which you wont find.
Of course, your go to is Stalin and Hitler.... NEWS: Hitler thought he was doing the work of God. He was not an atheist, neither was Stalin.
Just like I said, these idiots are going to provide apologetics. Now they want to provide conjecture as evidence.... They never want to provide actual peer reviewed proof... They just want you to believe in what they believe, no matter the evidence to the contrary.
phyzik
11-22-2013, 12:08 AM
In your warped mind maybe, Science is weak and full of holes and as each day goes by it gets weaker and further exposed as fraudulent and money driven agendas it practices. Those overpaid Assholes can tell you with great detail what happened 12 billion years ago and even put a worthless overpriced probe on Mars but cant seem to find a cure for the common cold? pure Bullshit.
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Mouse....
Do you understand the meaning of Scientific Theory? I don't think you do.
You see, Scientific theory is CALLED a theory for a reason.... It can NEVER be proven, but CAN be disproven. Just like gravitational theory. We know gravity exists, but just because it is a theory doesnt mean it is false. We KNOW gravity exists, but we don't fully understand it yet, hence the term "Theory."
A Theory that lasts as long as gravitational theory means it is the best explanation.... Evolutional Theory has been holding strong for WELL over 150 years and all evidence point to it as the best explanation.... In other words, no other "theory" has come forward to explain what is happening. Just because it is a "theory" doesn't make it wrong... it makes it the best explanation we have for the real world.
Just because we do not understand "EVERYTHING" doesn't mean it is a "god".... That is a cop-out and an all out failure to our own curiosity. In fact, it Is called the "God of the Gaps" theory. Keep clinging to it. :lol
When creationist think of the word "Theory" when it comes to science, it brings to mind this....
http://hellogiggles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/18/Do-not-think-it-means-289x250.jpeg
phyzik
11-22-2013, 12:26 AM
Lets do it this way....
Any believers, OF ANY FAITH, please provide your points unto why anyone should believe in your particular holy book, or shit, just your belief system. Please provide the best answer you possibly can without interjecting faith and feeling as that is of a personal nature and not scientifically testable and demonstrable evidence for your belief.
If you can provide that to me, I might be inclined to listen.
Remember, I CAN provide demonstrable evidence, and science has done so for at LEAST the last 50+ years to the contrary of your beliefs and your book of god, whatever one you wish to believe in.
There is a REASON no pseudo-scientist who believes in the supernatural has ever won a Nobel prize.... It requires evidence that is peer reviewed and NO creation scientist has EVER submitted their "findings" to the scientific community for peer review.
You're free to your beliefs,
You're beliefs are not FACT.
phyzik
11-22-2013, 12:59 AM
link?
You show me a white comic that makes fun of Ala and Muslims and I'll show you a person that now has to ask someone else to start their car for them.
Really Mouse? You must be living under a rock......
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I got PLENTY more... shall I continue?
Keep proving my point that you are just going to provide apologetics. It's working great for you.... I hope people who can think for themselves can at least see how this one-sided debate is going and can go read "The Book" for themselves and see just how much bullshit is crammed into it.
phyzik
11-22-2013, 01:50 AM
:lmao its hilarious because any point he tries to make about literally anything at all can be immediately refuted as the ramblings of a degenerate alcoholic.
Mono, please look at the date that was posted... I havn't had a drink since.... Either way, you "Jesus Freaks" are just furthering my point. Sure, I have not "asked for forgiveness" but I feel I have done nothing wrong in the first place. I never hurt anyone, hell, I never even got a DUI back then... but I stopped... Now you are judging me?
Matthew 7:1-5
Luke 6:37
James 4:12
Romans 2:1-3
Romans 14:1-13
Matthew 7:5
Matthew 7:1-2
I can go on and on, I guess I'll see you in Hell! :toast
who are you to judge according to YOUR god? What a bunch of hypocritical fucktards who don't even understand their own religion. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so epidemic in society. I feel sorry for you ignorant fucks. If it makes you feel better about yourselves, keep dreaming there is an afterlife where you can, at death, absolve all your sins and be admitted to some North Korean boot camp in the sky where you spend "Bliss" conforming for all eternity to some egomaniac dictator. :lol
I've actually READ the book, page by page. Have you? If you honestly took the time to read it objectively, you would be appalled at some of this shit your so-called God administers as righteous. If not, you are just a sheep and deserve derision just like anyone else who follows in blind faith.
phyzik
11-22-2013, 02:18 AM
All I ask is, for those that believe, watch the video I posted in my first post... Not all at once, I realize its a long ass video.... but watch it. Hell, Read the Bible first, but read it page by page and try to understand what it is saying, then watch the video. The guy is a REAL scientist with peer-reviewed data... not some pseudo-scientist that Mouse would post about who would NEVER be acknowledged in the scientific community and NEVER has submitted data to be peer reviewed. Science is a self-correcting art. That is why just about everything in science is called a THEORY.... In science, a Theory doesn't mean "a guess", it means it is the best explanation we have based on the real world evidence available. In Science a theory CANNOT be proven right, but it can be proven WRONG... That's what a scientific THEORY means.... We can learn MORE about it and correct it... therefore, a THEORY. Science NEVER claims to know ALL. I don't know how else to put it, and to claim that which we don't know "must be god" is a weak ass cop-out. It's because of this that we call almost everything in science a "theory".
There is no "creationists Theory" because creationists first posit a solid belief in something, then try to form their answers around that belief or dismiss entirely the evidence that goes against that belief, Never questioning that what they believe may be wrong, thus negating the word "theory" and negating their entire basis on science. In other words, they are fucking MORONS!
mouse
11-22-2013, 04:38 AM
Really Mouse? You must be living under a rock......
I had no idea, I haven't seen stand up on tv since last comic standing back in 2003 and I don't go to comedy clubs unless I'm bored and want to try out new material on open mic night. I prefer clean material and all the comics I see on open mike night stay away from race material and after that Dutch cartoonist made that cartoon with the museum with a bomb in his turban it looked like he had to hide for his life.
I honestly thought most comics would keep from offending Muslims. I haven't clicked on your YouTube links yet I wonder if any of them actually make fun of ALA. When I mentioned "white comics" I was referring to rednecks and local comics but white is white so I stand corrected.
But in all fairness the three comics you posted minus Bill O'relly are two Jews and an Englishmen.
I got PLENTY more... shall I continue?
Please do I like reading the comments many of the comics you posted get bad reviews I bet they are funny and people drinking in night clubs get off on race and sex material but those comics hardly show up on regular tv and if they do they probably clean up their comedy bits.
I will watch the videos around 1300 hrs and give you an update on my revised views,
Out of curiosity did you already know about these comics or did you just Google them to help make your point?
Keep proving my point that you are just going to provide apologetics. It's working great for you.... I hope people who can think for themselves can at least see how this one-sided debate is going and can go read "The Book" for themselves and see just how much bullshit is crammed into it.
Not sure what your saying so I will refrain from replying.
mouse
11-22-2013, 05:39 AM
Mouse....
Do you understand the meaning of Scientific Theory? I don't think you do.
I know about the two types of theories scientific and unscientific and posted them in another topics about Evolution.
Evolutional Theory has been holding strong for WELL over 150 years and all evidence point to it as the best explanation..
Do you consider that "Science"? Who ever has the best "explanation" ?
Just because we do not understand "EVERYTHING" doesn't mean it is a "god".... That is a cop-out and an all out failure
Why is it a failure , do you have proof of "no God?" You still have no proof there isn't life in other solar systems, you still have proof man evolved from primate. And on a side note ......why do you always go after religious people, there are millions of people that don't believe in a God that don't support your Darwin theories either.
You know how frustrating it is to disagree with you or another narrow minded evolutionist and always get labeled as a bible thumper ?
Why must people who don't want to support man evolved from an ape have to believe in a God? Do you ever take time to consider there are those that are still looking at all the evidence and have other theories, or is that difficult it just that blows your mind.
It just can't be......to have people that won't choose coke or Pepsi? .......is that even possible ? could it possible some of us on this earth won't choose coke or Peps.....we want to drink Sprite..... is that so hard to comprehend? It must be.
I'm not sure what science you support but the Science that I support doesn't make choices by flipping a coin saying well it's not heads, it must be tails. there can't be a God cuz no one has seen him....therefore we must be Apes....what else is there?
WTF kind of Science is that?
When creationist think of the word "Theory" when it comes to science, it brings to mind this....
http://hellogiggles.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/18/Do-not-think-it-means-289x250.jpeg
How many topics and how many years will it take for you to finally accept the fact that there are people like myself in this world that don't support creation or Darwin?
Not to mention those that believe in a God and don't support the bible a the six day creation, some actually support Evolution how f_k'd up is that?
Holy Bible
11-22-2013, 11:05 AM
All I ask is, Read the Bible first, but read it page by page
Amen!
Blue Jew
11-22-2013, 11:10 AM
But in all fairness the three comics two are Jews
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RandomGuy
11-22-2013, 12:31 PM
To bad I'm not a "creationist" nor do I support the Bible.
But you were bitching that no one ever bitch slapped muslim stupidity. I wanted to make sure you knew that was in there.
RandomGuy
11-22-2013, 12:39 PM
:lmao @ RandomLie holy $hit, where do I begin?
Dude are you serious? This video is comedy gold!
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I know some of you reading this post don't have an extra "3 hours" to be entertained so please I beg you to sacrifice 14 seconds of your life and go to go to the 9:40 mark and listen up to the 9:54 mark
And you tell me this an "Intelligent" video to waste your time on.
Also Mr. RandomLie I'm not sure which shill I am speaking with at this time but apparently your new or very hard headed as I have been saying for years "I don't support "CREATION" why must you insist on referring me to someone who does?
And finally / lastly......
If you recall the last time a posted a video for you to examine, this was your "intelligent" reply to me.
In a way I am sort of glad you was so naive to post that misinformed video. I am going to have a blast quoting it and exposing the many lies it has.
I would be gobsmacked if you actually took the time to listen to the entire thing.
I don't say, or think, that you are a creationist. I just note that the video has a lot of good science in it. No more, no less. It makes a case against the dishonesty of various types of religious creationism though.
I typically do not watch your videos, because you do not do the same for me. If I had a nickel for all the hours I have spent on the videos you post, and not gotten you to return the favor...
RandomGuy
11-22-2013, 12:46 PM
Do you consider that "Science"? Who ever has the best "explanation" ?
That is one of the central principles of empiricism, yes.
Not all explanations are equal in measurable validity.
If I go to a restaurant, order an omelette, then go to the bathroom to wash my hands, and find an omelette waiting for me at my table when I get back, I could explain that by magical pixies or aliens, or maybe the people running the insider 9-11 conspiracy hired agents to plant that omelette there.
Those explanations do not have equal weight with the explanation "the cook finished cooking the omelette, and gave it to the waitress, who then placed it on my table".
You want to put some really shitty explanations about the world on par with some really good ones. That is just dumb.
mouse
11-23-2013, 11:52 AM
I would be gobsmacked if you actually took the time to listen to the entire thing.
lol 3 hours..
Fuck You!
You see how you make yourself look?
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mouse
11-23-2013, 12:19 PM
I would be gobsmacked if you actually took the time to listen to the entire thing.
ok just for you but from this point on you watch my long ass videos (won't happen)
I don't say, or think, that you are a creationist.
But your always pushing your anti religion propaganda on me.
I just note that the video has a lot of good science in it.
According to who? in the 1950s people quoted Scientists for supporting Lucky Strikes cigarettes saying how they are good for your health. Where are those people today?
Just because someone makes a youtube video that "claims" it's empirical science doesn't mean its 100% legit.
Even the videos I post can be scrutinized and debunked, after all isn't that what Science is about getting to the real facts?
No more, no less. It makes a case against the dishonesty of various types of religious creationism though.
I agree that is why I can't support the bible and the creationists I have a hard enough time using Science to disprove science i don't need to get sidetracked trying to defend Noah.
I typically do not watch your videos, because you do not do the same for me.
I don't buy that...#1 if its a worth while video why care who posted it? That amounts to saying I am not going eat beef becuase mouse told me to eat beef.
You don't watch them because they debunk your fantasy that the earth is 4.6 billions years old and that Science has not "one" shred of evidence we "Evolved" from an ape, all the fossils prove that at one time something was alive. The bullshit textbooks take those fossils and make fake drawings of ape like humans and lie about the dates to promote the religion that "Evolution" .
Hell look at phyzix he defends and promotes Evolution like a Mormon promotes John Smith he is so wrapped up defending Darwin he can't see the big picture. The truth is 90% of people who support Evolution do so because they think the only alternative is God and the bible . That is not true. They paint themselves in a corner and they refuse to support something that makes them feel bad with silly rules and commandments. Who wants to be accountable for your actions on earth? not me...major buzz kill.
Why else do Evolutionists insult the creationists? Why not just believe in your Monkey God and move on?
You can't, because its not really about Facts and Science, it's about you feeling guilty and hoping it will just go away.
Did you know 90% or more of the hard core Evolutionists that go through life bashing the creationist wind up praying on their death beds or when they are in a situation where death is seconds away?
I wonder how many Evolutionists in the Wold Trade Center buildings were screaming "oh my God!" when the buildings collapsed? If your a true believer in Evolution and you support the big band a universe from nothing then you are nothing and you should not care if you die or not.
But the truth is you do care, and if you didn't? well I doubt you would waste your time debating with me on this subject matter.
If you do your own research I can bet you will find at least 25% at the very least how Science is not sure about subjects they say happened and if your ok with lies in the textbooks then your ok with with lies in general and should not care about me or the lying creationists, after all we are according to you the biggest liars that ever lived on the planet therefore you should be supporting us we have so much in common.
If I had a nickel for all the hours I have spent on the videos you post, and not gotten you to return the favor...
You would have a nickel.
mouse
11-23-2013, 01:00 PM
fucking MORONS!
If your going to call out people at least provide the links and the quotes. I'm not sure if your just hardcore bias,ignorant,or suffer from CTE but i have posted more than enough material to participate in debates world wide and have debated with professors and students at MIT and around the globe. They make a point I make a point and others chime in.
It's very informative and the words "moron" "Faggot" and "retard" has yet to be posted. How is that?
You yelled at me in one of your beer induced rants you needed proof the lies of Science are in the school text books I went and gathered over 20 school texts books showing the lies of Evolution and the "12 Billion" year old solar system and your response?
Those are just pictures of texts books
You could have taken any of those books and researched it and come back with evidence I was lying instead to made a few more beer induced insults and claimed I have no evidence.
That is why it's painful to debate with RandomLie.Blake.DMC,phyzix ,TlongII and others. They don't have the research skills instead they bring their outdated immature insults to the discussion and only get angrier when you prove them wrong.
Many say "why do you debate at all mouse?" Because believe it or not there are people called "lurkers" / guests that may read and not post in these topics why should they only get one side of the issues and why should they not be entitled to the same info and education that others at MIT receive by me on a weekly basis?
prove to me DNA is a result of nothing exploding in space and we are here because a rock sitting in a boiling pond of soup for "billions" of years and then maybe you can talk or be part of any Intelligent debates.
FDN6un3x7E4
All I ask is, for those that believe, watch the video I posted in my first post... Not all at once, I realize its a long ass video.... but watch it. Hell, Read the Bible first, but read it page by page and try to understand what it is saying, then watch the video. The guy is a REAL scientist with peer-reviewed data... not some pseudo-scientist that Mouse would post about who would NEVER be acknowledged in the scientific community and NEVER has submitted data to be peer reviewed. Science is a self-correcting art. That is why just about everything in science is called a THEORY.... In science, a Theory doesn't mean "a guess", it means it is the best explanation we have based on the real world evidence available. In Science a theory CANNOT be proven right, but it can be proven WRONG... That's what a scientific THEORY means.... We can learn MORE about it and correct it... therefore, a THEORY. Science NEVER claims to know ALL. I don't know how else to put it, and to claim that which we don't know "must be god" is a weak ass cop-out. It's because of this that we call almost everything in science a "theory".
There is no "creationists Theory" because creationists first posit a solid belief in something, then try to form their answers around that belief or dismiss entirely the evidence that goes against that belief, Never questioning that what they believe may be wrong, thus negating the word "theory" and negating their entire basis on science. In other words, they are fucking MORONS!
Not really my business, however the more adamant you become about this, the longer winded your posts become, the more you repost about it before anyone else even comments on your last post, the more people who don't care either way are going to use you as copypasta material. You're not going to change hearts and minds with these posts, so all you're doing is feeding the trolls.
Illuminati
11-23-2013, 01:23 PM
fucking MORONS!
If your going to call out people at least provide the links and the quotes. I'm not sure if your just hardcore bias,ignorant,or suffer from CTE but i have posted more than enough material to participate in debates world wide and have debated with professors and students at MIT and around the globe. They make a point I make a point and others chime in.
It's very informative and the words "moron" "Faggot" and "retard" has yet to be posted. How is that?
You yelled at me in one of your beer induced rants you needed proof the lies of Science are in the school text books I went and gathered over 20 school texts books showing the lies of Evolution and the "12 Billion" year old solar system and your response?
You could have taken any of those books and researched it and come back with evidence I was lying instead to made a few more beer induced insults and claimed I have no evidence.
That is why it's painful to debate with RandomLie.Blake.DMC,phyzix ,TlongII and others. They don't have the research skills instead they bring their outdated immature insults to the discussion and only get angrier when you prove them wrong.
Many say "why do you debate at all mouse?" Because believe it or not there are people called "lurkers" / guests that may read and not post in these topics why should they only get one side of the issues and why should they not be entitled to the same info and education that others at MIT receive by me on a weekly basis?
prove to me DNA is a result of nothing exploding in space and we are here because a rock sitting in a boiling pond of soup for "billions" of years and then maybe you can talk or be part of any Intelligent debates.
FDN6un3x7E4
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Blake
11-23-2013, 10:43 PM
mouse high fiving himself.
If your going to call out people at least provide the links and the quotes. I'm not sure if your just hardcore bias,ignorant,or suffer from CTE but i have posted more than enough material to participate in debates world wide and have debated with professors and students at MIT and around the globe. They make a point I make a point and others chime in.
It's very informative and the words "moron" "Faggot" and "retard" has yet to be posted. How is that?
You yelled at me in one of your beer induced rants you needed proof the lies of Science are in the school text books I went and gathered over 20 school texts books showing the lies of Evolution and the "12 Billion" year old solar system and your response?
You could have taken any of those books and researched it and come back with evidence I was lying instead to made a few more beer induced insults and claimed I have no evidence.
That is why it's painful to debate with RandomLie.Blake.DMC,phyzix ,TlongII and others. They don't have the research skills instead they bring their outdated immature insults to the discussion and only get angrier when you prove them wrong.
Many say "why do you debate at all mouse?" Because believe it or not there are people called "lurkers" / guests that may read and not post in these topics why should they only get one side of the issues and why should they not be entitled to the same info and education that others at MIT receive by me on a weekly basis?
prove to me DNA is a result of nothing exploding in space and we are here because a rock sitting in a boiling pond of soup for "billions" of years and then maybe you can talk or be part of any Intelligent debates.
FDN6un3x7E4
Actually no. You're debating is without the "de". It's just baiting. You intentionally use logical fallacies and misdirection. You fail to evaluate reasons, you don't use scientific method. You just use the fraction of the gap that remains to pretend you might have a case that someone else cannot disprove because of unknowns. Basically you want the shed the onus of proof for your assertions and call science bunk. I happen to give you more credit than that since I think you probably know as much about science and scientific method as most here, you just prefer to entertain yourself with the facade of ignorant repetitious nonsensical debate tactics.
That alone deters any real scientific discourse with you. Maybe if you didn't have 500 troll accounts, you'd be taken more seriously.
If you want a serious debate, just say so and be prepared to present your assertions in the proper format and be called out on your fallacies. I suspect that will never happen, because unlike you, I actually work in the field of science and discovery and I know your claims are full of shit.
xmas1997
11-24-2013, 12:37 PM
Blake is God, self appointed, can't argue with God.
Blake Almighty!
:lol
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