Had A Really Messed Up Dream That I Worked In A Pizza Shop Serving Spurstalk Posters

[Koolaid_Man]

man I had a series of weird and strange dreams last night....my dreams started off cool...I went planet hopping throughout interstellar space and met up with some cool people from a distant galaxy..they too had a Bible..:lol..during the middle part of the dream I ended up meeting a crime family in NYC and those bastards forced me work the counter in their pizza shop and threatened to cap me on the spot if I didn't take the job or couldn't read the menu...so I took the job but the menu was in Italian and then I looked up and about Spurstalk 50 people walked in to place an order led by everyone that hates me the most....and I knew I was fucked...I was thinking about how I could spit in their food...just so happened I woke up at that moment to go take a piss...so I avoided being capped in my dreams last night..after my piss I went to the fridge took a sip of that new Cran-brrrrr-Rita and went back to bed...next dreams consisted of me fondling Sarah Silverman @her request....that was pretty awesome...as I was fingering her... and getting ready to start licking the split....her dad walked in and I magically grew wings and flew away...then I woke up for good...

not sure what it all meant...

[DMC]

Your fake internet persona's past is one of servitude. I think I damaged your psyche with the comment about mint juleps. You'll recover and form a new alliance with another shitty fake internegger.

[tlongII]

But you do work in a pizza shop.

[PizzaDeliveryGuy]

I've had that dream.

[Rogue]

People can't read in their dreams, which I learned from a Batman cartoon episode when I was a kid. Maybe that's because the part of your brain responsible for literature/reading is also sleeping when you're sleeping, but I'm not sure. I've had dreams where I was asked to read english in the class but I stammered and struggled to read them, which was weird enough since I'm always a fluent speaker, about the caliber of an average mainstream talkshow host tbh.

[johnsmith]

You're dreaming about spurstalk?

Wow.

Maybe it's time to log off for a week or two.

[Rogue]

I also dream about spurstalk tbh, mostly nightmares like, I usually dreamed about being permanent banned from Spurstalk, getting my only-active account (Rogue) banned for spamming the club forum with relentless Scarlett Johansson threads

[johnsmith]

I also dream about spurstalk tbh, mostly nightmares like, I usually dreamed about being permanent banned from Spurstalk, getting my only-active account (Rogue) banned for spamming the club forum with relentless Scarlett Johansson threads

Wow

[bigzak25]

I like sarah silverman, she was hot on kimmel a week ago or so...

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[Bugs Bunny]

I like sarah silverman, she was hot on kimmel a week ago or so...

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Ehh, what's up Zak?

[Koolaid_Man]

I like sarah silverman, she was hot on kimmel a week ago or so...

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Sarah is so unbelievably grown and sexy....I could lay up under her sweet Jewish ass ALL DAY....

ALL DAY!!!!

[Holden_Caulfield]

can i have have basil, tomatoes and tons of pepperoni in a sea of cheese, thanks brah.

[silverblk mystix]

Are PEDO's allowed in your pizza place?

[xmas1997]

Are PEDO's allowed in your pizza place?


I think it is ok because all you have to order is "pedopizza".

[silverblk mystix]

I think it is ok because all you have to order is "pedopizza".


:lmao:lmao:lmao


They call that the PEDODUMPER!

[SA210]

http://global3.memecdn.com/pedo-pizza_o_992984.jpg

[silverblk mystix]

:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Koolaid_Man]

can i have have basil, tomatoes and tons of pepperoni in a sea of cheese, thanks brah.

coming right up....in my offending Chinese accent... "I put dick all up in cheese..dick basil, sweaty ball tomato, and tons peperoni in a sea of cum..coming right up brah"

[xmas1997]

Don't forget the mushrooms and sausage.

[Koolaid_Man]

Don't forget the mushrooms and sausage.

:lol reminds me of this one time growing up I was trying to impress the father of this white chic in my neighborhood who I was trying to fuck...so he invited me over and I decided I would pay for dinner...so I called up a pizza shop and told them to put everything on the dam pizza...so they did...including anchovies...I had no fucking idea what anchovies were but I bout spit out that dam pizza all over their kitchen table :lol

[DPG21920]

What a dumb kid ^

[Rocky Jr.]

:lmao

[silverblk mystix]

^^^^:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin ^^^^