Jaguars vs Texans Thread sponsored by the right to pick Carr #1 Overall

[Holden_Caulfield]

carr>>bridgewater :toast

[spurraider21]

ah the 2002 draft, when you guys drafted this guy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1lY--7H-g

1:07 :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

ah the 2002 draft, when you guys drafted this guy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa1lY--7H-g

1:07 :lol

man when we had a defense :lol Henderson and stroud combo we controlled the running game along with Freddie t :cry :cry

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

texans will get #1 because they suck

then they will get the #1 pick and still suck

then the QB will develop and...




































yep, you guessed it... they will still suck

[spurraider21]

man when we had a defense :lol Henderson and stroud combo we controlled the running game along with Freddie t :cry :cry
:cry jimmy smith

[Holden_Caulfield]

:cry jimmy smith
:cry:cry he was our last 1000 yd receiver :cry:cry

[spurraider21]

:cry:cry he was our last 1000 yd receiver :cry:cry
we haven't had one since Randy Moss :cry

:cry Randy pls don't quit on us

[Holden_Caulfield]

we haven't had one since Randy Moss :cry

:cry Randy pls don't quit on us
:lmao

you got the really matty ice though :cry :cry

[Michael Jordan.]

The Jags would fuck up and draft a kicker #1 :lol

[TXstbobcat]

Texans need to loose enough games to get a high enough pick to draft Clowney. I want to see Watt and Clowney killing it for the texans next season.

[Michael Jordan.]

Texans need to loose enough games to get a high enough pick to draft Clowney. I want to see Watt and Clowney killing it for the texans next season.
This. The games against New England and Denver are penciled in as losses, so that's 10 losses right there. Need to lose at least one to Jags, and Indy.

[Michael Jordan.]

BTW, I don't understand the fascination with Carr.

[Holden_Caulfield]

BTW, I don't understand the fascination with Carr.
he improved every facet of his game this season, especially his pocket presence. his deep ball accuracy is the best i have ever seen in college. also hes clutch. great leader and has high football iq. his knock is being related to david :lol the fuck?

[Bill_Brasky]

BTW, I don't understand the fascination with Carr.

fagball, petty, and mariota all sucked dick yesterday. famous rapiss is gonna get charged with rape. aj mc douchetat is a game managing faggot who would get destroyed of he didn't play behind one of the best olines in CFB history.

Carr is the only one left with a trailer worth hitching to.

[jeebus]

being related to david :lol the fuck?
then he belongs on the Texans

[Michael Jordan.]

he improved every facet of his game this season, especially his pocket presence. his deep ball accuracy is the best i have ever seen in college. also hes clutch. great leader and has high football iq. his knock is being related to david :lol the fuck?

In part, but the numbers are just a product of the system. And yeah, he's going to have to prove he is better than his brother.

[Holden_Caulfield]

In part, but the numbers are just a product of the system. And yeah, he's going to have to prove he is better than his brother.
he played in a pro style offense his first year as a starter 63% 3500+ yds 26 tds 9 int. hes already broken every record his brother ever held :lol plus he has better mechanics than his brother :lol

or i just really dont like bridgewater :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

he played in a pro style offense his first year as a starter 63% 3500+ yds 26 tds 9 int. hes already broken every record his brother ever held :lol plus he has better mechanics than his brother :lol

or i just really dont like bridgewater :lol
It's funny, I don't like Carr and you don't like Bridgewater. Watch us both end up wrong :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

It's funny, I don't like Carr and you don't like Bridgewater. Watch us both end up wrong :lol
i hope you guys hire sumlin and draft manziel :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

i hope you guys hire sumlin and draft manziel :lol
Aww hell nawww :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol good job henne

[Michael Jordan.]

Tank!!!

[Holden_Caulfield]

henne wtf dude, throw an int :cry

[Holden_Caulfield]

my stream is like 3 plays behind :bang

[Michael Jordan.]

Yes!!! TD Jacksonville.

[Holden_Caulfield]

3rd down and short and you throw, tanking :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

fuuuuuuck wtf fuccck wtf fuck you jacksonville

[Michael Jordan.]

fuuuuuuck wtf fuccck wtf fuck you jacksonville
:lol we tank harder

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol we tank harder
dont worry brah we scored 14 pts last week in the 1st qtr, final score was 27-14 :lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol horse collar, this is the chess game of tanking, tbh

[Holden_Caulfield]

keenum with the manzielesque sack, its destiny bro, manziel is yours :lmao

[Michael Jordan.]

Clowney!!!

[Holden_Caulfield]

woohoo good job texans def :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

they keep showing schaub its depressing :cry :cry

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

I wish I could drink and watch the games.... fuck having to go to work today

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

WOW. The Panthers DB's just got FUCKED

[Holden_Caulfield]

andre tanking too :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

Good stop Jacksonville!!!

[Holden_Caulfield]

Good stop Jacksonville!!!
wide open andre in a perfect pass :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

good stop texans, now will the real case keenum please throw a long bomb

[Holden_Caulfield]

how can the texans not score against our shitty secondary :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

how can the texans not score against our shitty secondary :lol
I would say tanking, but the shit playcalling is just that bad :lol

[TXstbobcat]

how can the texans not score against our shitty secondary :lol

thats the offensive genius known as Kubiak at work.

[Holden_Caulfield]

I would say tanking, but the shit playcalling is just that bad :lol
palmer torched us for 400 yds last week come on. put in schaub lol

[Michael Jordan.]

palmer torched us for 400 yds last week come on. put in schaub lol
Nah we're good :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

henne with the pocket presence of a cow. its cow tipping drill apparently :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

We tankin yall!!! :Lol

[Michael Jordan.]

My nigga MJD!!

[TXstbobcat]

Chances that Kubiak gets fired tonight or tomorow????

[Michael Jordan.]

Chances that Kubiak gets fired tonight or tomorow????
Wade needs to go too. I think it's a good chance he resigns.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Chances that Kubiak gets fired tonight or tomorow????
halftime please, they need to score :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

halftime please, they need to score :lol
no they dont :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

no they dont :lol
you guys needs to draft matthews :lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

then hire sumlin and trade back for manziel :lmao

[TXstbobcat]

This is hillarious. Texans offense can't do shit out there. :rollin

[spurraider21]

MJD showing up for me on Lynch's bye week

[Holden_Caulfield]

watt saving the season :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

MJD showing up for me on Lynch's bye week
dude is on my flex with 20 pts :wow

[TXstbobcat]

I think that is 9.5 for Watt this season

[Holden_Caulfield]

you guts need jake matthews more than clowney

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol dumbass challenge, we tanking forreal :lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

our 3rd round punter though, so good :lol

[TXstbobcat]

11 total yards for the texans. :lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol ben tate sucks

[Holden_Caulfield]

keenum gonna get the david carr sydrome :lmao

[Mal]

Who will Texans select with 1st overall ?

[Holden_Caulfield]

Who will Texans select with 1st overall ?
derek carr :cry then hes gonna pull an eli manning :lol

[TXstbobcat]

Who will Texans select with 1st overall ?

Clowney

[Mal]

Clowney

Why would they select defensive player, when their offense had 60 yrd in 1st half, at home vs Jacksonville ?

[Holden_Caulfield]

Clowney
jake matthews

[Michael Jordan.]

Why would they select defensive player, when their offense had 60 yrd in 1st half, at home vs Jacksonville ?
Watt will wear out if he doesn't get any sort of help.

[Michael Jordan.]

i wanna break Dan Marino's knees.

[Holden_Caulfield]

that #28 is outplaying ben tate :lol

[spurraider21]

is Matt McGloin better than Case Keenum?

[Holden_Caulfield]

is Matt McGloin better than Case Keenum?
is rashad jennings better than dmac?

[spurraider21]

is rashad jennings better than dmac?
http://i.imgur.com/bkwKq.gif

[Holden_Caulfield]

texans allergic of the endzone :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Clipper Nation Philbilly Santorum is tearing KC up :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Fucking Chargers are going to win a bunch of meaningless games now, aren't they?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Oops wrong thread :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Clipper Nation (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=28500) Philbilly Santorum is tearing KC up :lol

This is why KC doesn't get any respect as a real team, tbh :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

This is why KC doesn't get any respect as a real team, tbh :lol

Bill Hicks staged his own death so he could come back as Phillip Rivers :madrun

[Holden_Caulfield]

aww almost a pick 6 :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol jaguarefs :lmao

[spurraider21]

wtf is chad henne? seriously

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol turdbowl

[spurraider21]

:lmao this game

[Holden_Caulfield]

thats how you tank :lol

[TXstbobcat]

Both teams just don't give a fuck about winning this game

[Holden_Caulfield]

Both teams just don't give a fuck about winning this game
we will give you the #1 pick for watt

[TXstbobcat]

we will give you the #1 pick for watt

texans get the #1 pick to line up with watt

[Holden_Caulfield]

good stop texans

[Michael Jordan.]

Good stop Jags.

[spurraider21]

penalty negated another MJD catch :bang

[Holden_Caulfield]

meester in the clutch :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

cant believe this tanking shit is going to the wire :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

dropped int, jags really want to lose

[Holden_Caulfield]

dropping ints :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

yes!!

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol henne in the clutch wtf

[Michael Jordan.]

http://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jadeveon-clowney.jpeg

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol 2 min drill. go texans!! case to andre book it

[Michael Jordan.]

My nigga Keyshawn :lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao fail

[TXstbobcat]

And the texans win the clowney bowl. :rollin

[Michael Jordan.]

And the texans win the clowney bowl. :rollin
Yep :lol

[Michael Jordan.]

http://guardianlv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/jadeveon-clowney.jpeg

[Holden_Caulfield]

bro you guys are going for qb or Jake Matthews

[Michael Jordan.]

bro you guys are going for qb or Jake Matthews
Depends on if they get a new coach. Or who the new coaching staff wants. Time to clean house.

[Michael Jordan.]

I wouldn't mind a QB though.

[td4mvp2k]

Fukn houston... Gtfo out my state tbh

[Michael Jordan.]

Fukn houston... Gtfo out my state tbh
:lol Jason Garrett

[TXstbobcat]

I wouldn't mind a QB though.

we will need to look at drafting someone in the first few rounds who can put more than 6 points on the board against the Jags

[Michael Jordan.]

we will need to look at drafting someone in the first few rounds who can put more than 6 points on the board against the Jags
That's playcalling though.

[TXstbobcat]

That's playcalling though.

At this point there is probably a 100% chance that Kubiak and dennison are gone before next year.

[Michael Jordan.]

At this point there is probably a 100% chance that Kubiak and dennison are gone before next year.
Everyone needs to go. Rick Smith too.

[TXstbobcat]

I just think that Clowney is going to be a beast in the nfl and I don't want the texans to pass on him.

[Holden_Caulfield]

At this point there is probably a 100% chance that Kubiak and dennison are gone before next year.
dont worry guys we play again in 10 days on national tv, thats the real game :lol

[TXstbobcat]

Can the nfl network flex out of this game and deprive the nation of watching clowney bowl 2?

[Michael Jordan.]

dont worry guys we play again in 10 days on national tv, thats the real game :lol
lol we have a loss scheduled against New England next week, you guys will win Clowney bowl 2.0

[Mal]

Can the nfl net work flex out of this game and deprive the nation of watching clowney bowl 2?

Neither team will take Clowney with TOP 3 pick. Too many franchise QBs coming in this draft to pass on one of them.

[jimbo]

And the texans win the clowney bowl. :rollin

The Texans won't pick up Clowney or a QB. Just find whoever's the most "boring pick" you could think of and they'll grab him.

[Holden_Caulfield]

The Texans won't pick up Clowney or a QB. Just find whoever's the most "boring pick" you could think of and they'll grab him.
jake matthews will help your team tremendously

[Michael Jordan.]

jake matthews will help your team tremendously
Good GMs can shore up offensive lines in later rounds. If a franchise QB or LB is there, take him.

[TXstbobcat]

Good GMs can shore up offensive lines in later rounds. If a franchise QB or LB is there, take him.

Which QB would you be happy with the texans grabbing with a top 3 pick?

[TXstbobcat]

I'm listening to Kubiak's post game press conference and he sounds like he just doesn't give a Fuck.

[Holden_Caulfield]

I'm listening to Kubiak's post game press conference and he sounds like he just doesn't give a Fuck.
lame ducks usually dont :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

Which QB would you be happy with the texans grabbing with a top 3 pick?
take johnny manziel and hire sumlin :lmao

[Michael Jordan.]

Which QB would you be happy with the texans grabbing with a top 3 pick?
IDK about in this draft, I'd wait until next year if possible and just take one in the 2nd or third, if this draft is as deep as they say. Gotta shore up the D though, so I'd take Clowney or Barr.

[Michael Jordan.]

Or they can trade down.

[TXstbobcat]

lame ducks usually dont :lol

Kubiak is a dead coach walking.

[Michael Jordan.]

Kubiak is a dead coach walking.
Damn that's cold. I can't tell if you are talking about his health or his job :lol

[TXstbobcat]

Damn that's cold. I can't tell if you are talking about his health or his job :lol

just his job. I wish him the best of health and luck in the future, just in a different position on another team. He seems to be a nice guy, but a crappy head coach.

[TXstbobcat]

Tampa got a win and the Vikings got a tie today which helps the texans draft position.