Week 12 game thread sponsored by Matt Schaub's wife

[jeebus]

:wakeup

[Michael Jordan.]

No more Schaub nigguh :lol

[jeebus]

No more Schaub nigguh :lol
I know. his wife is still sponsoring the game. after last week's cuck style playing by Matthew, she's been the city bicycle, trying to make up for years of embarrassment.

[Holden_Caulfield]

alright fags which :monkey should i start. rg3 or kraep?

[Lincoln]

alright fags which :monkey should i start. rg3 or kraep?

Rg3 imo

[Holden_Caulfield]

Rg3 imo
chose kraep because that wash "def" :lol if he cant produce against that def, sf needs to draft a new qb or trade for alex smith:lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Charles Johnson out today. Has 8.5 sacks on the season.. big loss for the Panthers

[jeebus]

terrible start for houston

[benefactor]

Still can't defend screens.

[resistanze]

:lol wtf

[td4mvp2k]

Lol tannehill @ QB

[benefactor]

lmao

[jeebus]

damn son. the jags should play the texans every week

[td4mvp2k]

Lmao @ jags scorin a td

[resistanze]

:lol why use 2 timeouts in 2 minutes?

[Spur-Addict]

Geno Smith better at receiving than passing :lol

[jeebus]

:lol why use 2 timeouts in 2 minutes?
that's the sign of a shitty QB

[benefactor]

:lol blocked punt

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

wasted possession...

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

who gets fg's blocked these days...

[Spur-Addict]

who gets fg's blocked these days...

We do as well tbh :depressed

[jeebus]

KEENUM

[jeebus]

We do as well tbh :depressed
tbh on the replay, it looks like he kicked it into his own guy's back :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

TEDD GINN BABY

[Spur-Addict]

Ted Ginn, 1st round draft pick :lol

[benefactor]

Ha ha...Tolzien...that monkeyball move was legit.

[resistanze]

Tolzien :monkey beasting run!!

[Spur-Addict]

tbh on the replay, it looks like he kicked it into his own guy's back :lol

:lol That was pretty bad. But this is flat out depressing

4DZoXT_naPE

[AchillesHeel]

Dolphins just suck, tbh.

[AchillesHeel]

:monkey

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Geno Smith better at receiving than passing :lol
It's sad but true.

[jeebus]

:lol That was pretty bad. But this is flat out depressing

4DZoXT_naPE
:lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

Ha ha...Tolzien...that monkeyball move was legit.
that system though, legit :lol

[jeebus]

nice throw there tbh

[AchillesHeel]

:lol

[Spur-Addict]

Ed Reed with his first actual defensive play of the year

[Raven]

holy fuck, great td by the dolphins..

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol carolina

[AchillesHeel]

lol cum newton

[Clipper Nation]

Shit, the Chiefs being frauds per par is going to fuck up our tank, tbh....

EDIT: Never mind, CROFL Chargers "defense" :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

alex smith just completed a pass 20+ yds :lmao :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

alex smith just completed a pass 20+ yds :lmao :lmao

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

We shouldn't have traded Beason to the Giants. We could switch to a beasty 3-4 with Johnson out

[Holden_Caulfield]

i benchd keenan allen lol fml

[Spur-Addict]

Jets secondary so far has dropped two easy picks

[benefactor]

:lol Henne

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Bears are on pace to give up 492 yards rushing.

[jeebus]

Schaub is the hero Houston needs and the one they deserve.

[Clipper Nation]

Hali injured... could be a big blow to the fraud Chiefs, tbh.....

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Our DB's are getting straight exposed

[jeebus]

jesus. wtf is up with Miami?

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Jesus Ron Rivera.... why are you challenging this...

[Raven]

wallace is having a brekout game

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Packers with a rare forced turnover.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

I don't know wtf Tannehill was thinking on that quick throw tbh.

[Raven]

lol losing all your timeouts with an entire quarter left

[Spur-Addict]

Flacco finally gave it up. Geno :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

I think the Panthers may have one of the best trio of receivers.. and not to mention one of the best TE's in the game.

[jeebus]

:lol Cum

[Spur-Addict]

lol losing all your timeouts with an entire quarter left

http://financesonline.com/uploads/salt.jpg

[Spur-Addict]

Newton looking unsure of himself right now

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Cam Newton going back to his Superman tactics, tbh

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Cum Newton

[benefactor]

Keenum might not survive the season the way the oline is playing.

[jeebus]

Keenum sucks.

[thunderup]

:lol Texan fan is getting it with no lube and I am so glad it's happening. Couldn't have happened to a more arrogant and front-running fanbase.

[jeebus]

Texans/Jags again? and on TNF? :lmao

[Raven]

I think the Panthers may have one of the best trio of receivers.. and not to mention one of the best TE's in the game.

more like a worst 3-5 crew if you don't count injuries tbh

[jeebus]

Tannehill looks great out there

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Really missin Charles Johnson....

[benefactor]

Houston doesn't deserve Watt.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao you've got to be kidding me

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao tannehil

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

oh shit that look like that hurt......


bitch ass should have caught it tho

[Spur-Addict]

Damn that was a big collision. Lester/Florence

[jeebus]

:lol Panthers with the black on black crime

[Raven]

:lol catching the ball with a defender all over you and 4 yards behind the line of scrimmage :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

That Tannehill throw wasn't even close to getting to his receiver even without the pass breakup.

[Holden_Caulfield]

another 20+ yd pass for alex smith :wow

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Alex Smith is another big pass play.

[jeebus]

Kubes has lost all confidence in Case's throwing abilities

[Spur-Addict]

David Nelson :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

Kubes has lost all confidence in Case's throwing abilities
lol or your oline sucks fat dick

[Clipper Nation]

another 20+ yd pass for alex smith :wow

Son, thanks for Derek Cox, he's been invaluable to our tanking efforts :lol

[jeebus]

lol or your oline sucks fat dick
:lol there's that too

[Raven]

looks like the dolphins have come to play seriously..

[Holden_Caulfield]

Son, thanks for Derek Cox, he's been invaluable to our tanking efforts :lol
:lmao 20 mil. gonna net us a nice compesatory pick :lol

[jeebus]

:lol det Texan oline

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

only down ten.. ill take it

[benefactor]

Fat kicker time.

[Spur-Addict]

only down ten.. ill take it

Well, probably not after that tbh

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

*sigh*

Cam..

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao CUM NEWTON :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[jeebus]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao CUM NEWTON :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
he's definitely a flaming faggot :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

It's gonna be amazing if the Steelers and Giants end up in the playoffs in spite of how shitty they both started.

[Holden_Caulfield]

all the cum dick sucking on espn this week :lmao :lmao

[Raven]

cum stops game managing, starts hurting his team right away per par

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

cum stops game managing, starts hurting his team right away per par

:lmao

yeah, it's not like he threw for three touchdowns against you.


game managing = taking 6 minutes to make a game winning drive, i'll take it.

[Raven]

:lmao

yeah, it's not like he threw for three touchdowns against you.


game managing = taking 6 minutes to make a game winning drive, i'll take it.

yeah but obviously he doesn't understand that he is not a great qb.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

lmao NFL turning into a joke

[Spur-Addict]

Matthews got lit up :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

LETS GO refs decided not to be pussies

[Clipper Nation]

Keenan Allen is a beast, tbh....

[Raven]

:lol kuechly the refs protege

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol The Philbilly is exponentially better at utilizing Woodhead than Brady was

[Clipper Nation]

Fucking Chiefs trying to ruin our tank :bang

[Clipper Nation]

Cum bailed out by the running game on third down :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

It would be hilarious if the Vikings end up being the only team in the NFC North that won this week.

[Spur-Addict]

Keenan Allen is a beast, tbh....

Best waiver wire pick up for me this year.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Best waiver wire pick up for me this year.
hes on my bench :cry

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Need these points...

[Clipper Nation]

Panthers' receivers, running game, and kicker stepped up when they needed points, tbh....

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao another puppy killer halftime show in Detroit
:lmao ":cryHoneh, I had to kill 5 puppies in Iraq and then sell their coat for this ring. Will you accept it:cry"

[Spur-Addict]

hes on my bench :cry

Daaaaang. I had to play him with A.J Green on Bye week.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Panthers' receivers, running game, and kicker stepped up when they needed points, tbh....

Yeah. the receiver randomly got the ball after a horrible snap :lmao

[Spur-Addict]

Justin Tucker with the goods despite the wind

[jeebus]

:lmao another puppy killer halftime show in Detroit
:lmao ":cryHoneh, I had to kill 5 puppies in Iraq and then sell their coat for this ring. Will you accept it:cry"

Freedom isn't free DoK. You know this.

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol green bay put matty ice in already

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Ginn can't catch long passes fuck...

[Spur-Addict]

:lol Ted Ginn, 1st round draft pick :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Stone Hands Ginn coming back to remind Miami of what they drafted :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

:monkey

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao cum

[Clipper Nation]

Chargers' Swiss Cheese "defense" trying to keep the tank alive, tbh....

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao cum

;)

[Holden_Caulfield]

Chargers' Swiss Cheese "defense" trying to keep the tank alive, tbh....
its tanking when alex smith is beating you deep tbh :lol

[AchillesHeel]

Cum with the Lebron celebration

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/lebron-celebrates-3-3-131.gif

[benefactor]

Watt again

[spurraider21]

go panthers, go ravens. raiders going for that wildcard spot :lol

[Emily Rose]

Any of you fuckers paying attention to what the Steelers have been doing?

[Spur-Addict]

Revis pulled dat groin. Questionable return

[Clipper Nation]

Cum with the Lebron celebration

http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/lebron-celebrates-3-3-131.gif

LeBron's celebration, Durant's beta personality.... :lol Cum Newton

[Spur-Addict]

LOL Lamar Giovani

[Spur-Addict]

That is the back breaker, Jets are done today.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Another 3 & out

[Holden_Caulfield]

glennon for rookie of the year, tbh

[AchillesHeel]

Cum Newton can't throw for shit

[Raven]

glennon for rookie of the year, tbh

my nigga :hat

[BRHornet45]

Go Dolphins!

Win this one for Richie!

[AchillesHeel]

looks like he tore his ACL

[Holden_Caulfield]

geno smith, best wr in the team :lol. simms to geno is a good combo tbh

[resistanze]

Lacy is a monster

[Spur-Addict]

Shank

[Holden_Caulfield]

matty ice gonna lead the team to glory

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

this shit is gettin kinda old

[jeebus]

alright Case. it's your time to shine

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Cam Newton is a magician

[jeebus]

Schaub would've made that throw

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Dolphins got lucky because that was poor tackling.

[AchillesHeel]

only completed 14 out of 31 passes :lol

[Raven]

game again on the D's shoulders.

[jeebus]

CASE!

[jeebus]

benefactor get in here and destroy your liver!

[Raven]

Cam Newton is a magician

indeed, he's a great rb.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

only completed 14 out of 31 passes :lol

and STILL gonna pull out that W :lmao

[BRHornet45]

wow you can really tell that the announcers have been carefully instructed to push the "Cam Newton is maturing" agenda. they won't say a bad thing about him even when he plays like complete shit.

3rd and 22 and he breaks a sack only to throw an incomplete pass and they're going crazy ... "he gives his team a chance!!!"

enough media. we understand that you're trying desperately to push the black QB hype, but let them prove they are worth it by winning on the field. enough with the smoke and mirrors.

[Michael Jordan.]

benefactor (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=13284) get in here and destroy your liver!
det nigga Keyshawn Marti doe

[jeebus]

wow you can really tell that the announcers have been carefully instructed to push the "Cam Newton is maturing" agenda. they won't say a bad thing about him even when he plays like complete shit.

3rd and 22 and he breaks a sack only to throw an incomplete pass and they're going crazy ... "he gives his team a chance!!!"

enough media. we understand that you're trying desperately to push the black QB hype, but let them prove they are worth it by winning on the field. enough with the smoke and mirrors.
son could you imagine if Johnny Manziel was black?

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Lions have done a great job of shooting themselves in the foot in this game.

[Raven]

wow you can really tell that the announcers have been carefully instructed to push the "Cam Newton is maturing" agenda. they won't say a bad thing about him even when he plays like complete shit.

3rd and 22 and he breaks a sack only to throw an incomplete pass and they're going crazy ... "he gives his team a chance!!!"

enough media. we understand that you're trying desperately to push the black QB hype, but let them prove they are worth it by winning on the field. enough with the smoke and mirrors.

yeah i noticed that too.

[jeebus]

good challenge tbh

[Raven]

son could you imagine if Johnny Manziel was black?

he may have to pull a reverse michael jackson to stay in the league tbh

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Chargers lead again. Great back and forth action in this game.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

BS call

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Jacksonville Jaguars are 2-1 against the AFC South.

[HarlemHeat37]

Refs have really been hating the Packers the past 2 years, tbh:lol..

[resistanze]

Wow....

[resistanze]

Woooooo

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Here we go boys. Lets see how bad each team wants it. You better believe we're killing this clock

[resistanze]

Imagine if these imbeciles signed Flynn immediately....

[Holden_Caulfield]

The Jacksonville Jaguars are 2-1 against the AFC South.

Only 3 games from wildcard :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

horrible play call tbh

[jeebus]

fuck yeah. nice defense

[jeebus]

c'mon Cum, do your little faggot first down dance

[symple19]

Holy shit megatron. Schiano might just save his job

[spurraider21]

:lol josh gordon putting my fantasy team on his back

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

steve smith baby!!!!!!!

[HarlemHeat37]

Mike McCarthy with the pussy decision, playing not to lose, tbh..

[AchillesHeel]

holy shit they went for it and Cum made it? :wow

[Trill Clinton]

killa cam about to drive the field and win the game.

[Raven]

:lol tacklers bouncing off SS

[jeebus]

holy shit they went for it and Cum made it? :wow
naw, that was all Steve Smith

[AchillesHeel]

killa cam about to drive the field and win the game.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX2SMUPUvv8

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

l8 hit

[symple19]

Lol at that call on the dolphins

[Bill_Brasky]

crofl that call.....fucking puss shit

[Trill Clinton]

they trying to hurt cam!

[BRHornet45]

wow ... those refs threw the flag before Cam even stepped out of bounds :lol

you can tell they are doing everything in their power to push him down the field.

[Raven]

cum's big play ability is getting tackled OOB tbh

[01Snake]

Cum Newton with the flop.

[jeebus]

lol can't hurt precious lil Cum. gotta push that black QB agenda

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Imagine if these imbeciles signed Flynn immediately....
Yeah, as I said the other day, Flynn should of been signed when the Raiders released him.

I also don't understand why Flynn didn't start when it was obvious that Tolzien wasn't getting the job done.

[symple19]

Bowling ball with legs :lol

[AchillesHeel]

:lol dolphins

[jeebus]

nice tackle skills dolphins :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Tolbert beasting on that run.

[symple19]

Cam and the Panthers bout to do it again

[Trill Clinton]

qb sneak

[Trill Clinton]

http://www.everyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/lebron-james-celebration-lower-the-roof.gif

[AchillesHeel]

Killa Cum with the TD

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Greg Olsen wide open in the endzone.

[symple19]

Hahaha, gave the ball to a dude with an Auburn hat on. Nice

[Bill_Brasky]

cam getting it done

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Mike Wallace bout to kill us

[Trill Clinton]

Mike Wallace bout to kill us

naw we good, fam.

[AchillesHeel]

holy shit :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

holy shit..... i almost died

[jeebus]

holy shit that was close

[symple19]

Lol..why aren't the Chargers running it?

[AchillesHeel]

dropped it near the endzone

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao dolphins

[Trill Clinton]

easy

[jeebus]

:lol :monkey

[AchillesHeel]

lol didn't even try to throw it up, could have just ran out of bounds

[Bill_Brasky]

Mike Wallace bout to kill us

so close....

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol dolphins imploding while the jags and bucs are on the rise :lmao

[TheCultOfPersonality]

So basically the game plan of the Dolphins was to let Tannehill run around for 10 seconds. Wow. No wonder this team sucks.

[symple19]

I'm retarded, thought SD wasn still ahead :lol

[AchillesHeel]

Cum with 2 game-winning drives in a row

[resistanze]

King Flynn. And what a catch.

[symple19]

Cmon Phyllis.. Get it done

[jeebus]

So basically the game plan of the Dolphins was to let Tannehill run around for 10 seconds. Wow. No wonder this team sucks.
lol. how the fuck did they even have the lead to begin with?

[resistanze]

God damnit horrible throw.

[resistanze]

Lmao KC defense

[Michael Jordan.]

:lol Chiefs

[AchillesHeel]

vikes gonna win this shit

[resistanze]

vikes gonna win this shit

Fuck you!

[jeebus]

butterfingers dez

[symple19]

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha Chiefs

[TheCultOfPersonality]

40 is about to be dropped on the Chiefs defense. :lol

[AchillesHeel]

Fuck you!

Just saying, you should have gotten the TD being that close...smh

[TheCultOfPersonality]

DOWN GOES PONDER!

[symple19]

Wow, draw to AP on 3rd and 9. Boss

[resistanze]

Packers getting eaten alive by the run.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao packers run D

actually :lmao packers D in general

[resistanze]

:lmao packers run D

actually :lmao packers D in general
Dom Capers hired 3 years too long.

[HarlemHeat37]

Green Bay should have went for the kill earlier, now it's going to bite them, tbh..not sure why McCarthy would trust this defense..

[jeebus]

:lmao Alice

[resistanze]

This is shameful.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Alex Smith

[resistanze]

Green Bay should have went for the kill earlier, now it's going to bite them, tbh..not sure why McCarthy would trust this defense..
McCarthy as we know isn't the smartest coach in the world...

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Gerhardt is killing the Packers.

[AchillesHeel]

crofl Pack

[Holden_Caulfield]

gerhart beasting :lol white runningback :lol

[jeebus]

crofl Chiefs. their being exposed continues

[resistanze]

:lmao game should be over

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Patterson bailing out the Packer defense.

[AchillesHeel]

crofl so close

[HarlemHeat37]

Chiefs lost their 2 best defensive players in the 1st quarter IIRC, went downhill from there..

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol this game is gonna end in a tie