Chimp-Down 2013: S.F. @ Wash, Sponsored by National Geographic and Chiquita Bananas

[symple19]

Oh Boy!

Niners 23-17

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

If 49ers lose, they won't make the playoffs. They can still be a good team that can make noise.. but Washington will be hungry and so will RG3 especially after all the heat he has taken this week

[Trainwreck2100]

Wash hangs RG3 out to dry

[Lincoln]

First game since they resodded the grass. Let's see who gets injured this time around

[symple19]

I found this comment on the "why your team sucks" article from deadspin :lmao



In 2013 the secondary will be even worse, the D-line will be kind of old, opposing defenses will have had a whole off season to figure out how to defend Kaepernick, the Seahawks will rise, our best WR will be replaced by with Flacco's favorite companion (who is in his late 30's by the way), and Harbaugh will be two bonehead decisions away from becoming a punch line who is more famous for his toddler fits than his coaching.

[HI-FI]

I found this comment on the "why your team sucks" article from deadspin :lmao

:lol
I hope they can avoid that scenario.

[The Gemini Method]

49ers 28 - Redskins 13

[HarlemHeat37]

I don't know why, but I have a feeling Washington wins tonight, or at least keeps it close, tbh..

[BUMP]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2GT0N-eJLY

[BUMP]

....well that sure as fuck didn't work out

[Robz4000]

Niners win a fairly close one, but yeah until Kaeperdick shows sings of human life there's no chance they are contenders.

Also :lol @ how accurate that comment is.

[DPG21920]

I need, with everything holy, Garcon to freak out. I need like a 7 catch, 120 yard, 2 td game. My jinx game is struggling atm so I am going to rely on good old fashioned calling it out.

[BRHornet45]

Sons I got the grill ready to fire up, beer in the fridge, and some friends coming over to watch this Monday Night Black QB Comedy Special.

I am very much so looking forward to some epic laughs tonight and to hear the carefully trained announcers use every excuse in the world to protect them.

[symple19]

Getcha popcorn ready

[symple19]

Stellar start for RG3. This game has real potential for a 3 & out fest

[Lincoln]

Lol Kyle not running the fuckin ball

[symple19]

Grass looks awful

[symple19]

Garbage

[symple19]

These qb's suck :lol

[LakerHater]

Shoulda ran

[LakerHater]

wow, nice throw!

[Lincoln]

Josh Wilson is fuckin terrible

[Lincoln]

Rg3 is garbage

[symple19]

Thats more like it, tbh

Chucky isn't fellating these guys, which is nice to hear

[Lincoln]

:lmao

[resistanze]

:lmao

smh cornball

[lefty]

RGnoooo

[symple19]

:lol

Nice to have Smith back full speed. He and Brooks coming off the edges is scary.

Redskins playcalling is fucking terrible, imho

[lefty]

That's RG1

[Lincoln]

:lol

Nice to have Smith back full speed. He and Brooks coming off the edges is scary.

Redskins playcalling is fucking terrible, imho

Yep it's pretty fuckin predictable IMO


:lmao josh Wilson getting fuckin burned yet again

[symple19]

If Kaep throws a good pass, that's a touchdown

[lefty]

Lol Costas got under the Skins' skin

[BRHornet45]

Lol sons am I reading the stats right???

Cawnbread 1 of 6 with -1 passing yard? Lolzzz

[Lincoln]

Lol sons am I reading the stats right???

Cawnbread 1 of 6 with -1 passing yard? Lolzzz

Don't forget the ugly ass pick

[Lincoln]

Can't wait to get down 24-0 then griffi will start putting up points for my fantasy team :)

[LakerHater]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/824041797.gif?1385432502

[BRHornet45]

I mean Jesus Christ I know that Washington is a majority liberal area, but even liberals should want their sports teams to win. enough with this black QB agenda. the shit doesn't work.

[Lincoln]

Team leader goin HAM

[symple19]

Morris finding room will open things up for RG3

[Lincoln]

How the fuck do you drop that

[symple19]

Helu is runnin' mad... Lol missing that wide open receiver

[Lincoln]

Fuck Paulson, Reed would've caught that


Where the fuck is Fred Davis

[DPG21920]

RG3 is horrifically bad. Wow.

[Lincoln]

:lmao great fucking throw

[LakerHater]

Can RG3 read?

[BRHornet45]

even after getting the field goal Cawnbread's QB rating is 14.6 and averaging 2.3 yards per pass :rollin

[HI-FI]

good game so far :hat

[symple19]

Neither of these monkeyballers can deal with a blitz. Kap holds it too long and RG3 makes bad decisions.

Good drive for the Skins. Needed those points

[Lincoln]

:lmao lining up a fucking LB on boldin

[BRHornet45]

Redskins have these two guys on the bench who certainly aren't stars ...


http://www.footballnewsnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rex_grossman1.jpg
http://profootballzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kirk-cousins.png



but are definitely better than this ...


http://redstonegrill.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/cornbread-recipe.jpg

[LakerHater]

Daaamn, shoulda been picked!!!

[Lincoln]

At least kaep sucks just as much as rg3

[symple19]

Terrible...

[Robz4000]

Kraep living up to his namesake...

[LakerHater]

http://i43.tinypic.com/jpj53p.jpg

[BRHornet45]

Cawnbread up to 50% now ... gonna make me eat my words??

[LakerHater]

Damn Griffin

[symple19]

Boom

[Lincoln]

:lmao

[lefty]

Griffin heard someone yell chickeeeen

[Lincoln]

2nd and 1 two timeouts from the 20 and you fuck that up? Crofl

[symple19]

Well, they got points. Crofl @ these quarterbacks

[BRHornet45]

Well, they got points. Crofl @ these quarterbacks

this isn't the way the game of football is intended to be played.

[symple19]

this isn't the way the game of football is intended to be played.

:lmao

No, it's not

[symple19]

Fumble. Goddammit

[01Snake]

Pitiful

[symple19]

Shoulda been a facemask. Niners catching no breaks

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol RG3 costing his team a timeout because he needs to hop around and martyr himself on national TV

[symple19]

:lmao

Somebody explain the justification for that :lol

[LakerHater]

LOL, got kicked in the balls!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao

Somebody explain the justification for that :lol
RG3 needs an excuse in the event they lose.

[BRHornet45]

I mean really what the fuck are we watching?

[symple19]

Nice

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Imagine how bad Kaepernick would be if Baltimore didn't go full retard and trade away one of the best possession receivers in the NFL :lol

[symple19]

RG3 needs an excuse in the event they lose.
Sup man... You see the second half of the game last nigjht? :lol

[BRHornet45]

alright Cawnbread ... time to show us that raw talent and speed!

[symple19]

Capitalize on that braindead decision to go for it on 4th. Basically a turnover :lol

Fuck yeah

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Sup man... You see the second half of the game last nigjht? :lol

My boss is a Denver fan.....I asked the same question when I walked into work today.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

alright Cawnbread ... time to show us that raw talent and speed!

After he fucks up he'll hold a press conference about how the groin injury he got from the white devil took away his speed.

[Lincoln]

Nice line play

[symple19]

Aldon Smith is that mofo

[LakerHater]

http://104.imagebam.com/download/0t7AF-XXAj0r-CDkaHl0sQ/29110/291092444/RG3.gif

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

http://104.imagebam.com/download/0t7AF-XXAj0r-CDkaHl0sQ/29110/291092444/RG3.gif

":crymuh dick:cry"

[symple19]

My boss is a Denver fan.....I asked the same question when I walked into work today.

:lol

[symple19]

http://104.imagebam.com/download/0t7AF-XXAj0r-CDkaHl0sQ/29110/291092444/RG3.gif

Lol

[lefty]

I mean really what the fuck are we watching?
National geographic

[symple19]

Krap with the bads

[LakerHater]

LMAO, Kraperneck!

[Lincoln]

What a shitty ass game

[symple19]

Shoulda punted, imho

[lefty]

TBH the Jazz vs Bulls game is way more entertaining

[BRHornet45]

http://106.imagebam.com/download/ApjmtY6vT02nRJJ7RmFDWw/28960/289590178/monkeyball2.gif

[Lincoln]

This line tho

[lefty]

http://106.imagebam.com/download/ApjmtY6vT02nRJJ7RmFDWw/28960/289590178/monkeyball2.gif
http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/RG3-DANCING.gif

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

http://106.imagebam.com/download/ApjmtY6vT02nRJJ7RmFDWw/28960/289590178/monkeyball2.gif

You see the news about Brandon Browner yet? Seattle's corners are gonna have adderall foaming out of their ears for the game next week :lol

[symple19]

Nice return

[LakerHater]

^ hes the only blck person in that area!

[Lincoln]

This team fuckin sucks

[symple19]

http://106.imagebam.com/download/ApjmtY6vT02nRJJ7RmFDWw/28960/289590178/monkeyball2.gif

:lol

[symple19]

Td here would be the dagger

[hehateme]

embarrassed about the 49ers play ability but even more embarrassed that I started rg3 this week =\

[LakerHater]

This game sucks!

[lefty]

Even white QB's don't find this shit funny anymore


http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/www.ign.com/4496/2013/01/tom-brady-crying_o_GIFSoupcom.gif

[lefty]

And now time for a commercial break

http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/washing_f1bc21_1397820.gif

[symple19]

Well, this game has been a step forward for Kap, albeit a small one

I'll take it though

[symple19]

13/21 is still garbage... He has to do better

[symple19]

Smdh...dumbass.

At least he slid and avoided the hit

[BRHornet45]

12/22
97 yards
4.4 yards per pass
0 TD
1 INT
47.0 QB rating :lol

[symple19]

Another poorly thrown deep ball...

[lefty]

Only 49ers and Skins fans and guys stealing TV's are still watching this game :lol

[symple19]

Only 49ers and Skins fans and guys stealing TV's are still watching this game :lol

Sad but probably true

[Holden_Caulfield]

fuck yeah started the right :monkey :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol down 27-6 with 9 mins left and running the ball up the middle

[LakerHater]

Y they runnin??

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Skeens taking that long to get their only first down in the 2nd half

[resistanze]

RG3's wiry ass frame will be done before 2015.

[symple19]

:lmao

[Lincoln]

God dn this is horrible

[lefty]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3632037/HOHOHO1.jpg

[symple19]

Skins averaging 1/2 yard a snap in the second half :lmao

Linc has been saying it all night, but the line is every bit as responsible as Cawnbread for this shitty offensive performance

[Pelicans78]

You see the news about Brandon Browner yet? Seattle's corners are gonna have adderall foaming out of their ears for the game next week :lol

How good is Seattle's front seven? Saints have an average o-line at best. I figured the Saints needed to run the ball to have a chance, but with their CBs being suspended, if they're not great at rushing the passer, the Saints should just attack with the passing game.

[Pelicans78]

Skins averaging 1/2 yard a snap in the second half :lmao

Linc has been saying it all night, but the line is every bit as responsible as Cawnbread for this shitty offensive performance

I think Cawnbread just can't read defenses quick enough to get rid of the ball quicker.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

How good is Seattle's front seven? Saints have an average o-line at best. I figured the Saints needed to run the ball to have a chance, but with their CBs being suspended, if they're not great at rushing the passer, the Saints should just attack with the passing game.

Their D is stacked all over the field, but secondary is by far their biggest strength. I don't think Thurmond and Browner will be suspended by next Monday, but if they are Brees should be attacking the side of the field Sherman isn't on all night.

[Lincoln]

Kory, Montgomery and Chester are career backups and polumbus was seatless fucking 3rd stringer

Trent Williams is damn good but even he got raped tonight

I'm all for cousins but he wouldn't survive behind this line either

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Just wait till next season. Dan Snyder is gonna build through free agency with all dat cap room.

[Robz4000]

So how much stock are we putting into Kaeperdick's performance tonight?

[Pelicans78]

Their D is stacked all over the field, but secondary is by far their biggest strength. I don't think Thurmond and Browner will be suspended by next Monday, but if they are Brees should be attacking the side of the field Sherman isn't on all night.

Sounds like the Saints defense is gonna have to carry them. I don't think the Saints offense will be able to get more than 20 unless they run the ball and Graham takes over. Saints need their d-line to carry them again like they have all season. Basically run the ball, stop the run, and win the turnover battle.

[Pelicans78]

So how much stock are we putting into Kaeperdick's performance tonight?

Very little. He's done well against average to below average defenses, but has struggled against good defenses. Redskins have a below average defense.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Sounds like the Saints defense is gonna have to carry them. I don't think the Saints offense will be able to get more than 20 unless they run the ball and Graham takes over. Saints need their d-line to carry them again like they have all season. Basically run the ball, stop the run, and win the turnover battle.

Have the Saints figured out that Will Smith sucks yet :lol, he's always been there when the D blew ass while the D-line is beasting with him out.

[Robz4000]

Very little. He's done well against average to below average defenses, but has struggled against good defenses. Redskins have a below average defense.

Haven't paid much attention to the Skins outside of Cawnbread's miserable season this year. Welp, I'm still on the Colt McCoy bandwagon nonetheless.

[Pelicans78]

Have the Saints figured out that Will Smith sucks yet :lol, he's always been there when the D blew ass while the D-line is beasting with him out.

Luckily his season ending injury helped them figure it out how awful he's been for awhile. And then they decided to make him a 3-4 OLB in the offseason when he was a below average pass rusher as a 4-3 DE :lol. Alot of people are giving Payton credit for this season, but the GM and Rob Ryan deserve a bunch of credit. This d-line is the biggest reason for their success. The secondary and LB play sucks ass.

[DPG21920]

RG3 is one of the worst QB's in the league. Yes the line is poor, but he has no ability to make reads, he's wildly inconsistent in the pocket and now has very little ability to run (which is good because he's fragile).

[HI-FI]

So how much stock are we putting into Kaeperdick's performance tonight?
some. Any little bit helps. He was making some good reads and he can obviously throw the ball. Baby steps, so tonight was good for his confidence.



Can't complain too much, San Fran and San Antone both won tonight.

[Holden_Caulfield]

please tell my there will be a black qb report this week :cry :cry :cry

[JohnnyMax]

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