View Full Version : Chimp-Down 2013: S.F. @ Wash, Sponsored by National Geographic and Chiquita Bananas
symple19
11-25-2013, 12:41 PM
Oh Boy!
Niners 23-17
N0 LyF3 ScRuB
11-25-2013, 12:42 PM
If 49ers lose, they won't make the playoffs. They can still be a good team that can make noise.. but Washington will be hungry and so will RG3 especially after all the heat he has taken this week
Trainwreck2100
11-25-2013, 12:53 PM
Wash hangs RG3 out to dry
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 12:57 PM
First game since they resodded the grass. Let's see who gets injured this time around
symple19
11-25-2013, 05:23 PM
I found this comment on the "why your team sucks" article from deadspin :lmao
In 2013 the secondary will be even worse, the D-line will be kind of old, opposing defenses will have had a whole off season to figure out how to defend Kaepernick, the Seahawks will rise, our best WR will be replaced by with Flacco's favorite companion (who is in his late 30's by the way), and Harbaugh will be two bonehead decisions away from becoming a punch line who is more famous for his toddler fits than his coaching.
HI-FI
11-25-2013, 05:28 PM
I found this comment on the "why your team sucks" article from deadspin :lmao
:lol
I hope they can avoid that scenario.
The Gemini Method
11-25-2013, 05:44 PM
49ers 28 - Redskins 13
HarlemHeat37
11-25-2013, 05:55 PM
I don't know why, but I have a feeling Washington wins tonight, or at least keeps it close, tbh..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2GT0N-eJLY
....well that sure as fuck didn't work out
Robz4000
11-25-2013, 06:46 PM
Niners win a fairly close one, but yeah until Kaeperdick shows sings of human life there's no chance they are contenders.
Also :lol @ how accurate that comment is.
DPG21920
11-25-2013, 06:49 PM
I need, with everything holy, Garcon to freak out. I need like a 7 catch, 120 yard, 2 td game. My jinx game is struggling atm so I am going to rely on good old fashioned calling it out.
BRHornet45
11-25-2013, 06:56 PM
Sons I got the grill ready to fire up, beer in the fridge, and some friends coming over to watch this Monday Night Black QB Comedy Special.
I am very much so looking forward to some epic laughs tonight and to hear the carefully trained announcers use every excuse in the world to protect them.
symple19
11-25-2013, 08:24 PM
Getcha popcorn ready
symple19
11-25-2013, 08:44 PM
Stellar start for RG3. This game has real potential for a 3 & out fest
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 08:46 PM
Lol Kyle not running the fuckin ball
symple19
11-25-2013, 08:48 PM
Grass looks awful
symple19
11-25-2013, 08:57 PM
Garbage
symple19
11-25-2013, 09:01 PM
These qb's suck :lol
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 09:02 PM
Shoulda ran
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 09:08 PM
wow, nice throw!
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:08 PM
Josh Wilson is fuckin terrible
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:09 PM
Rg3 is garbage
symple19
11-25-2013, 09:09 PM
Thats more like it, tbh
Chucky isn't fellating these guys, which is nice to hear
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:16 PM
:lmao
resistanze
11-25-2013, 09:16 PM
:lmao
smh cornball
lefty
11-25-2013, 09:17 PM
RGnoooo
symple19
11-25-2013, 09:17 PM
:lol
Nice to have Smith back full speed. He and Brooks coming off the edges is scary.
Redskins playcalling is fucking terrible, imho
lefty
11-25-2013, 09:17 PM
That's RG1
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:19 PM
:lol
Nice to have Smith back full speed. He and Brooks coming off the edges is scary.
Redskins playcalling is fucking terrible, imho
Yep it's pretty fuckin predictable IMO
:lmao josh Wilson getting fuckin burned yet again
symple19
11-25-2013, 09:19 PM
If Kaep throws a good pass, that's a touchdown
lefty
11-25-2013, 09:20 PM
Lol Costas got under the Skins' skin
BRHornet45
11-25-2013, 09:20 PM
Lol sons am I reading the stats right???
Cawnbread 1 of 6 with -1 passing yard? Lolzzz
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:22 PM
Lol sons am I reading the stats right???
Cawnbread 1 of 6 with -1 passing yard? Lolzzz
Don't forget the ugly ass pick
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:22 PM
Can't wait to get down 24-0 then griffi will start putting up points for my fantasy team :)
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 09:25 PM
http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/824041797.gif?1385432502
BRHornet45
11-25-2013, 09:25 PM
I mean Jesus Christ I know that Washington is a majority liberal area, but even liberals should want their sports teams to win. enough with this black QB agenda. the shit doesn't work.
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:29 PM
Team leader goin HAM
symple19
11-25-2013, 09:29 PM
Morris finding room will open things up for RG3
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:30 PM
How the fuck do you drop that
symple19
11-25-2013, 09:30 PM
Helu is runnin' mad... Lol missing that wide open receiver
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:31 PM
Fuck Paulson, Reed would've caught that
Where the fuck is Fred Davis
DPG21920
11-25-2013, 09:34 PM
RG3 is horrifically bad. Wow.
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:34 PM
:lmao great fucking throw
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 09:34 PM
Can RG3 read?
BRHornet45
11-25-2013, 09:36 PM
even after getting the field goal Cawnbread's QB rating is 14.6 and averaging 2.3 yards per pass :rollin
HI-FI
11-25-2013, 09:37 PM
good game so far :hat
symple19
11-25-2013, 09:37 PM
Neither of these monkeyballers can deal with a blitz. Kap holds it too long and RG3 makes bad decisions.
Good drive for the Skins. Needed those points
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:39 PM
:lmao lining up a fucking LB on boldin
BRHornet45
11-25-2013, 09:40 PM
Redskins have these two guys on the bench who certainly aren't stars ...
http://www.footballnewsnow.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/rex_grossman1.jpg
http://profootballzone.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kirk-cousins.png
but are definitely better than this ...
http://redstonegrill.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/cornbread-recipe.jpg
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 09:41 PM
Daaamn, shoulda been picked!!!
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:41 PM
At least kaep sucks just as much as rg3
symple19
11-25-2013, 09:43 PM
Terrible...
Robz4000
11-25-2013, 09:44 PM
Kraep living up to his namesake...
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 09:48 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/jpj53p.jpg
BRHornet45
11-25-2013, 09:48 PM
Cawnbread up to 50% now ... gonna make me eat my words??
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 09:52 PM
Damn Griffin
symple19
11-25-2013, 09:53 PM
Boom
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:53 PM
:lmao
lefty
11-25-2013, 09:53 PM
Griffin heard someone yell chickeeeen
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 09:55 PM
2nd and 1 two timeouts from the 20 and you fuck that up? Crofl
symple19
11-25-2013, 09:55 PM
Well, they got points. Crofl @ these quarterbacks
BRHornet45
11-25-2013, 09:57 PM
Well, they got points. Crofl @ these quarterbacks
this isn't the way the game of football is intended to be played.
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:03 PM
this isn't the way the game of football is intended to be played.
:lmao
No, it's not
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:10 PM
Fumble. Goddammit
01Snake
11-25-2013, 10:11 PM
Pitiful
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:15 PM
Shoulda been a facemask. Niners catching no breaks
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-25-2013, 10:15 PM
:lol RG3 costing his team a timeout because he needs to hop around and martyr himself on national TV
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:19 PM
:lmao
Somebody explain the justification for that :lol
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 10:19 PM
LOL, got kicked in the balls!!
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-25-2013, 10:21 PM
:lmao
Somebody explain the justification for that :lol
RG3 needs an excuse in the event they lose.
BRHornet45
11-25-2013, 10:21 PM
I mean really what the fuck are we watching?
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:23 PM
Nice
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-25-2013, 10:23 PM
Imagine how bad Kaepernick would be if Baltimore didn't go full retard and trade away one of the best possession receivers in the NFL :lol
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:24 PM
RG3 needs an excuse in the event they lose.
Sup man... You see the second half of the game last nigjht? :lol
BRHornet45
11-25-2013, 10:25 PM
alright Cawnbread ... time to show us that raw talent and speed!
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:25 PM
Capitalize on that braindead decision to go for it on 4th. Basically a turnover :lol
Fuck yeah
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-25-2013, 10:26 PM
Sup man... You see the second half of the game last nigjht? :lol
My boss is a Denver fan.....I asked the same question when I walked into work today.
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-25-2013, 10:28 PM
alright Cawnbread ... time to show us that raw talent and speed!
After he fucks up he'll hold a press conference about how the groin injury he got from the white devil took away his speed.
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 10:29 PM
Nice line play
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:29 PM
Aldon Smith is that mofo
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 10:29 PM
http://104.imagebam.com/download/0t7AF-XXAj0r-CDkaHl0sQ/29110/291092444/RG3.gif
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-25-2013, 10:30 PM
http://104.imagebam.com/download/0t7AF-XXAj0r-CDkaHl0sQ/29110/291092444/RG3.gif
":crymuh dick:cry"
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:31 PM
My boss is a Denver fan.....I asked the same question when I walked into work today.
:lol
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:32 PM
http://104.imagebam.com/download/0t7AF-XXAj0r-CDkaHl0sQ/29110/291092444/RG3.gif
Lol
lefty
11-25-2013, 10:35 PM
I mean really what the fuck are we watching?
National geographic
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:36 PM
Krap with the bads
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 10:36 PM
LMAO, Kraperneck!
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 10:36 PM
What a shitty ass game
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:37 PM
Shoulda punted, imho
lefty
11-25-2013, 10:37 PM
TBH the Jazz vs Bulls game is way more entertaining
BRHornet45
11-25-2013, 10:40 PM
http://106.imagebam.com/download/ApjmtY6vT02nRJJ7RmFDWw/28960/289590178/monkeyball2.gif
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 10:41 PM
This line tho
lefty
11-25-2013, 10:42 PM
http://106.imagebam.com/download/ApjmtY6vT02nRJJ7RmFDWw/28960/289590178/monkeyball2.gif
http://cdn2.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/RG3-DANCING.gif
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-25-2013, 10:42 PM
http://106.imagebam.com/download/ApjmtY6vT02nRJJ7RmFDWw/28960/289590178/monkeyball2.gif
You see the news about Brandon Browner yet? Seattle's corners are gonna have adderall foaming out of their ears for the game next week :lol
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:42 PM
Nice return
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 10:43 PM
^ hes the only blck person in that area!
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 10:43 PM
This team fuckin sucks
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:43 PM
http://106.imagebam.com/download/ApjmtY6vT02nRJJ7RmFDWw/28960/289590178/monkeyball2.gif
:lol
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:44 PM
Td here would be the dagger
hehateme
11-25-2013, 10:44 PM
embarrassed about the 49ers play ability but even more embarrassed that I started rg3 this week =\
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 10:45 PM
This game sucks!
lefty
11-25-2013, 10:50 PM
Even white QB's don't find this shit funny anymore
http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/www.ign.com/4496/2013/01/tom-brady-crying_o_GIFSoupcom.gif
lefty
11-25-2013, 10:54 PM
And now time for a commercial break
http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/washing_f1bc21_1397820.gif
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:55 PM
Well, this game has been a step forward for Kap, albeit a small one
I'll take it though
symple19
11-25-2013, 10:56 PM
13/21 is still garbage... He has to do better
symple19
11-25-2013, 11:03 PM
Smdh...dumbass.
At least he slid and avoided the hit
BRHornet45
11-25-2013, 11:05 PM
12/22
97 yards
4.4 yards per pass
0 TD
1 INT
47.0 QB rating :lol
symple19
11-25-2013, 11:05 PM
Another poorly thrown deep ball...
lefty
11-25-2013, 11:06 PM
Only 49ers and Skins fans and guys stealing TV's are still watching this game :lol
symple19
11-25-2013, 11:08 PM
Only 49ers and Skins fans and guys stealing TV's are still watching this game :lol
Sad but probably true
Holden_Caulfield
11-25-2013, 11:10 PM
fuck yeah started the right :monkey :lol
Darth_Pelican
11-25-2013, 11:11 PM
:lol down 27-6 with 9 mins left and running the ball up the middle
LakerHater
11-25-2013, 11:11 PM
Y they runnin??
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-25-2013, 11:12 PM
:lmao Skeens taking that long to get their only first down in the 2nd half
resistanze
11-25-2013, 11:12 PM
RG3's wiry ass frame will be done before 2015.
symple19
11-25-2013, 11:13 PM
:lmao
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 11:14 PM
God dn this is horrible
lefty
11-25-2013, 11:15 PM
http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3632037/HOHOHO1.jpg
symple19
11-25-2013, 11:15 PM
Skins averaging 1/2 yard a snap in the second half :lmao
Linc has been saying it all night, but the line is every bit as responsible as Cawnbread for this shitty offensive performance
Pelicans78
11-25-2013, 11:16 PM
You see the news about Brandon Browner yet? Seattle's corners are gonna have adderall foaming out of their ears for the game next week :lol
How good is Seattle's front seven? Saints have an average o-line at best. I figured the Saints needed to run the ball to have a chance, but with their CBs being suspended, if they're not great at rushing the passer, the Saints should just attack with the passing game.
Pelicans78
11-25-2013, 11:17 PM
Skins averaging 1/2 yard a snap in the second half :lmao
Linc has been saying it all night, but the line is every bit as responsible as Cawnbread for this shitty offensive performance
I think Cawnbread just can't read defenses quick enough to get rid of the ball quicker.
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-25-2013, 11:19 PM
How good is Seattle's front seven? Saints have an average o-line at best. I figured the Saints needed to run the ball to have a chance, but with their CBs being suspended, if they're not great at rushing the passer, the Saints should just attack with the passing game.
Their D is stacked all over the field, but secondary is by far their biggest strength. I don't think Thurmond and Browner will be suspended by next Monday, but if they are Brees should be attacking the side of the field Sherman isn't on all night.
Lincoln
11-25-2013, 11:20 PM
Kory, Montgomery and Chester are career backups and polumbus was seatless fucking 3rd stringer
Trent Williams is damn good but even he got raped tonight
I'm all for cousins but he wouldn't survive behind this line either
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-25-2013, 11:22 PM
Just wait till next season. Dan Snyder is gonna build through free agency with all dat cap room.
Robz4000
11-25-2013, 11:22 PM
So how much stock are we putting into Kaeperdick's performance tonight?
Pelicans78
11-25-2013, 11:23 PM
Their D is stacked all over the field, but secondary is by far their biggest strength. I don't think Thurmond and Browner will be suspended by next Monday, but if they are Brees should be attacking the side of the field Sherman isn't on all night.
Sounds like the Saints defense is gonna have to carry them. I don't think the Saints offense will be able to get more than 20 unless they run the ball and Graham takes over. Saints need their d-line to carry them again like they have all season. Basically run the ball, stop the run, and win the turnover battle.
Pelicans78
11-25-2013, 11:23 PM
So how much stock are we putting into Kaeperdick's performance tonight?
Very little. He's done well against average to below average defenses, but has struggled against good defenses. Redskins have a below average defense.
DUNCANownsKOBE
11-25-2013, 11:24 PM
Sounds like the Saints defense is gonna have to carry them. I don't think the Saints offense will be able to get more than 20 unless they run the ball and Graham takes over. Saints need their d-line to carry them again like they have all season. Basically run the ball, stop the run, and win the turnover battle.
Have the Saints figured out that Will Smith sucks yet :lol, he's always been there when the D blew ass while the D-line is beasting with him out.
Robz4000
11-25-2013, 11:26 PM
Very little. He's done well against average to below average defenses, but has struggled against good defenses. Redskins have a below average defense.
Haven't paid much attention to the Skins outside of Cawnbread's miserable season this year. Welp, I'm still on the Colt McCoy bandwagon nonetheless.
Pelicans78
11-25-2013, 11:27 PM
Have the Saints figured out that Will Smith sucks yet :lol, he's always been there when the D blew ass while the D-line is beasting with him out.
Luckily his season ending injury helped them figure it out how awful he's been for awhile. And then they decided to make him a 3-4 OLB in the offseason when he was a below average pass rusher as a 4-3 DE :lol. Alot of people are giving Payton credit for this season, but the GM and Rob Ryan deserve a bunch of credit. This d-line is the biggest reason for their success. The secondary and LB play sucks ass.
DPG21920
11-25-2013, 11:52 PM
RG3 is one of the worst QB's in the league. Yes the line is poor, but he has no ability to make reads, he's wildly inconsistent in the pocket and now has very little ability to run (which is good because he's fragile).
HI-FI
11-25-2013, 11:55 PM
So how much stock are we putting into Kaeperdick's performance tonight?
some. Any little bit helps. He was making some good reads and he can obviously throw the ball. Baby steps, so tonight was good for his confidence.
Can't complain too much, San Fran and San Antone both won tonight.
Holden_Caulfield
11-26-2013, 12:03 AM
please tell my there will be a black qb report this week :cry :cry :cry
JohnnyMax
11-26-2013, 10:02 AM
http://i.imgur.com/U9mlu1n.gif
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