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cantthinkofanything
11-27-2013, 10:47 AM
Some surgeon and anesthesiologist were buying rounds for the whole damn bar. Closed it down then went and did some blow with them. Shit they were still going at 5 when I left. Said the had a surgery to do in a few hours. I hope they called in sick instead.
lebomb
11-27-2013, 11:13 AM
Some surgeon and anesthesiologist were buying rounds for the whole damn bar. Closed it down then went and did blow them. Shit they were still going at 5 when I left. Said the had a surgery to do in a few hours. I hope they called in sick instead.
DMC
11-27-2013, 11:18 AM
lebub pls
cantthinkofanything
11-27-2013, 11:18 AM
What?!?!? I didn't mean to say that...wtf?!?!? Oh...I see what you did. Wow..that's clever.
tlongII
11-27-2013, 11:25 AM
Seriously? Those twats got wasted and high before they had to do a surgery? Fucking a-holes.
xmas1997
11-27-2013, 11:31 AM
Seriously? Those twats got wasted and high before they had to do a surgery? Fucking a-holes.

And I have some prime property to sell you in pristine Louisiana.
tlongII
11-27-2013, 11:58 AM
And I have some prime property to sell you in pristine Louisiana.

Dude, it happens. I know that for a fact.
Viva Las Espuelas
11-27-2013, 12:04 PM
Seriously? Those twats got wasted and high before they had to do a surgery? Fucking a-holes.

I wouldn't doubt it. I had a co-worker that was studying to become an RN. He's an avid FB poster and he posts stuff he did the night before and there's no way I'd want him as my nurse. Im sure he's not the only one. He just better hope his privacy settings are tight.
tlongII
11-27-2013, 12:21 PM
I met a doctor who delivered a baby in a blackout. Lucky for him things went okay.
cantthinkofanything
11-27-2013, 12:25 PM
I met a doctor who delivered a baby in a blackout. Lucky for him things went okay.

If he blacked out, how did he deliver the baby? Or does he just not remember doing it?
mrsmaalox
11-27-2013, 12:28 PM
Worst drug addicts I've ever seen have been doctors.
tlongII
11-27-2013, 12:48 PM
If he blacked out, how did he deliver the baby? Or does he just not remember doing it?

He doesn't remember doing it. That's what an alcohol blackout is. The person is still seemingly conscious, but they have no memory of their actions.
cantthinkofanything
11-27-2013, 12:55 PM
He doesn't remember doing it. That's what an alcohol blackout is. The person is still seemingly conscious, but they have no memory of their actions.

How does he know he was even the one that delivered the baby?
tlongII
11-27-2013, 12:59 PM
How does he know he was even the one that delivered the baby?

I would assume that attending nurses told him.
cantthinkofanything
11-27-2013, 01:17 PM
I would assume that attending nurses told him.

Why would they feel the need to tell him that? Wouldn't they assume he knew he delivered the baby?
xmas1997
11-27-2013, 02:14 PM
Why would they feel the need to tell him that? Wouldn't they assume he knew he delivered the baby?


Could be he reeked of the devils brew.
Koolaid_Man
11-27-2013, 02:16 PM
Some surgeon and anesthesiologist were buying rounds for the whole damn bar. Closed it down then went and did some blow with them. Shit they were still going at 5 when I left. Said the had a surgery to do in a few hours. I hope they called in sick instead.

you'll be fine just use Vaseline next time
NFO
11-27-2013, 03:14 PM
Just remember not all doctors were staright A students.
DMC
11-27-2013, 03:28 PM
Worst drug addicts I've ever seen have been doctors.

Or that's what they told you. :)