Week 13 Game Thread sponsored by Trent Richardson's benching

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol colts, :cry contender :cry

anyways who should i start, keenan allen vs cincy, shorts vs cle, or kendall wright vs colts

[Michael Jordan.]

Keenan Allen. And you ready for the Jags to win today bruh?

[Holden_Caulfield]

Keenan Allen. And you ready for the Jags to win today bruh?
sadly yes :cry, seriously who the fuck loses to brandon weeden :lol, if we somehow lose this game, we deserve the #1 pick, tbh

[Lincoln]

Ready to watch the skins get raped yet again on primetime

Fuck my life

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

trap game for carolina tbh

[Holden_Caulfield]

Ready to watch the skins get raped yet again on primetime

Fuck my life
when are they gonna shut down rg3 before he pulls a drose :lol

rose and rg3s backups are both named kirk :lmao

[AchillesHeel]

trap game for carolina tbh

Feel like I see you say this every single week incase you lose, lol.

[Lincoln]

IMO physically he is healthy but he has no accuracy and pocket presence since the injury, no offseason really fucked his development and he can't ride the training wheels offense to success anymore as teams are putting 8 in the box now

But yea this offseason is huge for him but I'm not so sure he makes it that far with all the hits he is taking and this shitty ass interior o line. Cullen Jenkins finna go HAM tonight

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Feel like I see you say this every single week incase you lose, lol.

bucs are 3-0 in their last three games and took seattle to OT at seattle. we beat them already and it's a division rival. always tough to win two in there.. i still think we win.. but i wouldn't be shocked to lose

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

deangelo williams is out and chris johnson is out. tolbert and stewart are both active...thank god.. but damn huge losses.

[AchillesHeel]

Pats should take care of the shitty Texans.

[Michael Jordan.]

Pats should take care of the shitty Texans.
Hell yeah. We're going for the number one pick

[Michael Jordan.]

Oh and if the Texans pick first, the Jags are taking Manziel just for the lulz :lol

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Obviously the Game of the Week involves 2 teams trying to make a playoff push. I'm talking about the Jags @ Browns. The stakes are high in this game. A loss could end one of these teams hopes for a playoff berth.

[Spur-Addict]

I don't know how New England is going to do it this week only suiting up running backs that don't fumble LOL.

[jeebus]

Keenum really needs a pick six today if he wants to cement that starting spot.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Brandon Weeden said he doesn't need 5 year old kids telling him how to play the quarterback position because 6 year old kids are smarter and gives him better advice.

[Darth_Pelican]

Judgement day for my 2 FF teams. Win and they're in.

[Holden_Caulfield]

fuck, the west coast is showing the texans/pats game, now i gotta witness this abortion of a team lock up the #1 seed :cry :cry

[AchillesHeel]

good return by Houston

[Holden_Caulfield]

go texans!

[AchillesHeel]

:lol Keenum

[Holden_Caulfield]

texans clearly tanking

[benefactor]

:cry this is our Superbowl :cry

Out eating. Will observe and report later.

[jeebus]

Nick Foles is jesus in disguise.

[Lincoln]

Foles lookin good

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

crazy how much i used to love wilson/glennon at state now i hate em both lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

jags making weeden look like joe montana :lol

[jeebus]

goddammit texans

[AchillesHeel]

fuck me

[Lincoln]

Palmer and luck with early picks

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

CAM!!!

[AchillesHeel]

finally

[Lincoln]

Can with a 56 yard run followed by a TD pass nice

[AchillesHeel]

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ron-swanson-computer-throw-out-parks-and-rec.gif

[jeebus]

wtf texans. fuck this team.

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol brady

[Lincoln]

lol brady

[td4mvp2k]

Lol didnt think pats wood be losin to da sh*test team in da nfl

[AchillesHeel]

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yxdzoXzK1qgz6fc.gif

[Holden_Caulfield]

kubiak gonna fuck that franchise one more time :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

ahhh fuck

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao cum :lmao

[Lincoln]

cam picked off

[AchillesHeel]

Offense finally woke up

[AchillesHeel]

looks like he pulled his groin

[Lincoln]

damn luck got away with one there

[jeebus]

gotdamn gronk

[AchillesHeel]

Fuck yeah, lol Brady had all day to make a pass, great catch by Gronk.

[td4mvp2k]

Dam dat catch

[Lincoln]

wow bradys offensive line is ridiculous, 10 second pocket

[Lincoln]

palmer looks horrible

[Lincoln]

:lmao Arizona abortion special teams

[AchillesHeel]

:wakeup

[td4mvp2k]

Lol @ cards

[Lincoln]

he was down imo

[Lincoln]

josh Gordon is a fucking beast

[Lincoln]

weeden going fuckin ham :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

has dis guy watched a pats game this year?

[jeebus]

Pats defense making the Texans look like a team of Bo Jacksons from Tecmo Bowl.

[td4mvp2k]

Lol keebum

[jeebus]

nvm :lol

[AchillesHeel]

:lol

[td4mvp2k]

:lol

[Lincoln]

holy fuck josh Gordon!!!

[Clipper Nation]

Houston switching into tank mode :lol

[Lincoln]

reunite rg3 and josh Gordon tbh

[HarlemHeat37]

:lmao Mike Wallace is such a piece of shit, tbh..

Tannehill gets hit and the ball is lobbed in the air, Wallace doesn't even make an attempt to go for it, easy INT for Cromartie..

[Lincoln]

glennon is fucking terrible :lmao forcing a fumble on yourself

[Lincoln]

glennon fumbling himself in the redzone with no contact :lmao

[AchillesHeel]

fuck

[Lincoln]

ryan Fitzpatrick just vulture chris Johnson

[jeebus]

stupid penalty. lol texans

[td4mvp2k]

Lol dum suxans

[Lincoln]

Tolbert is a fucking bowling ball

[Lincoln]

if cam can ever get that accuracy down....


damn fitz just broke two tackles for a nice td

[td4mvp2k]

Cards :tu

[jeebus]

55 yarder. like the faggots at alabama yesterday

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

tolbert is a fuckin boss

[Bill_Brasky]

yes

fuck the eagles

[td4mvp2k]

Fukn pats d

[Lincoln]

cordarelle Patterson just AP'ed into the endzone tbh

[Floyd Pacquiao]

lol eagles, gimmicky faggots

[jeebus]

c'mon texans. stop fucking up

[td4mvp2k]

Lol pats d

[td4mvp2k]

Pats wit da 1st half badz tbh

[symple19]

holy fuck josh Gordon!!!

That nig is saving my fantasy team from irrelevance, tbh

Wish the Niners had been able to package a deal for him. If he can keep his nose clean, he may become a top-3 receiver (just imagine if he had an elite QB throwing to him)

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

yes we cam!!!

[td4mvp2k]

Fukn cards...

[Lincoln]

lol mjd

[benefactor]

Caught up now.

Nice start, but I've prepared my asshole for the second half. The lube and condoms are both nearby, but I'm sure Brady will refuse to use either.

[symple19]

lol

[Lincoln]

:lmao browns drafting weeden and Richardson in the first round

[AchillesHeel]

Foles having another solid game, looks like he'll be the Eagles QB for the future, tbh.

Pats' "defense" is unbearable to watch, I might just switch games whenever Keenum gets the ball, tbh.

[Lincoln]

Foles having another solid game, looks like he'll be the Eagles QB for the future, tbh.

Pats' "defense" is unbearable to watch, I might just switch games whenever Keenum gets the ball, tbh.

at least you didn't get lit up by mccown and ponder

[benefactor]

Foles having another solid game, looks like he'll be the Eagles QB for the future, tbh.

Pats' "defense" is unbearable to watch, I might just switch games whenever Keenum gets the ball, tbh.
They will be godlike in the second half. It's Houston. Its the second half.

[Lincoln]

luck is fucking me in 2 leagues right now

sucks ass when your two quaterbacks are luck and griffin in one league :lol

[jeebus]

:lmao browns drafting weeden and Richardson in the first round
I would love to know the cocktail of drugs being passed around when they drafted a 40 year old QB in Weeden. Fucking incredible.

[td4mvp2k]

Gronk

[benefactor]

luck is fucking me in 2 leagues right now

sucks ass when your two quaterbacks are luck and griffin in one league :lol
:lol thunderup
:lol nowhere to be found

[AchillesHeel]

hello

[td4mvp2k]

Dam dat run

[benefactor]

:lol

Sums up the season

[Lincoln]

lucks line is pretty garbage as well

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Woah Woah Woah FitzTragic! Oh no!

[symple19]

LOL Geno Smith benched

[Lincoln]

geno benched :lmao:lmao:lmao

whag were his stats

[td4mvp2k]

Lol shaub :(

[Lincoln]

titans just went full retard commiting a penalty with 0 seconds left in the half which gave indy a FG

[Lincoln]

geno was 4/10 for 29 yards and 1 pick :lmao

[Raven]

the run D is such a pain to watch, though it should be a lot worse.. btw hi to bene, you are allowed to throw shit at me if we lose this tbh :lol

[symple19]

Alshon Jeffrey going off. 80 yd td

[td4mvp2k]

Fuk watta hit by t mathieu

[Raven]

geno was 4/10 for 29 yards and 1 pick :lmao

thats ma monkey :hat

[benefactor]

the run D is such a pain to watch, though it should be a lot worse.. btw hi to bene, you are allowed to throw shit at me if we lose this tbh :lol
Eh...no shit throwing from me, not when it comes to the Texans. I look at this week as win/win. Win...they take something decent from this abortion of a season...lose...they get one step closer to #1 overall. Such is life as a Houston football fan.

[Lincoln]

cam goin HAM

[benefactor]

Brady is preparing his boner.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

cam to ginn!

[AchillesHeel]

This is the Brady I know

[symple19]

Foles is picking apart the Cards

:wow

19 TD's, no picks

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Bucs are realizing that the Panthers are not the Lions, Falcons, or Dolphins.

[symple19]

That's 1 TD away from Peyton's record, holy shit

[td4mvp2k]

Fukn houston stinkn up da state of TX tbh

[jeebus]

benefactor, get in here and spread your cheeks for Brady

[Clipper Nation]

I wish the Chargers knew how to tank properly like Houston, tbh.....

[jeebus]

geno was 4/10 for 29 yards and 1 pick :lmao
lol 8.3 rating

[td4mvp2k]

Fn Cards :flipoff

[Raven]

:lol foles not being the answer

[benefactor]

benefactor, get in here and spread your cheeks for Brady
Been prepared since the end of the second quarter tbh.

[AchillesHeel]

Great defense...

[td4mvp2k]

Brady @ his D :(

[jeebus]

benefactor, get in here and go in dry on Brady!

[benefactor]

mah nigga

[AchillesHeel]

:monkey :monkey :monkey

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

holy shit that was close

[td4mvp2k]

F ya cards td

[Lincoln]

:lol titans running two qb sneaks at the goal line

[TheCultOfPersonality]

LOL Geno Smith benched
Not a surprise considering that he leads the NFL in turnovers and hasn't thrown a TD pass since October, and his only good game this season was against a crappy Falcons defense. It was a long time coming.

Last 6 weeks for Geno Smith: 1 TD 10 INT

[jeebus]

Last 6 weeks for Geno Smith: 1 TD 10 INT
had to look it up myself.


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

WHAT THE FUCK CAM

[Arnold Toht]

:lol

[BRHornet45]

Cam is so fucking elite!

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Cam is so fucking elite!

its funny cuz before that pass his qbr was a 115 scrub

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Touchdown Titans!

[Lincoln]

cam with a pick

[AchillesHeel]

Gronk & Brady beastin' today

[Lincoln]

holy fuck alshon

[Raven]

new england has a thing for blocking watt tbh, he is nowhere to be seen, i'm not even sure he is playing..

[BRHornet45]

its funny cuz before that pass his qbr was a 115 scrub

no it wasn't stop lying lol. Cam once again is barely completing over 50% of his passes and had already thrown a pick before the one just now. his QB rating was nowhere near 115.

[Lincoln]

who to start niggas?

stevie Johnson vs atl or bowe vs den

im leaning stevie

[benefactor]

new england has a thing for blocking watt tbh, he is nowhere to be seen, i'm not even sure he is playing..
Been tripled teamed a couple of times. They don't fear anyone else on that line, and rightly so.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

no it wasn't stop lying lol. Cam once again is barely completely over 50% of his passes and had already thrown a pick before the one just now. his QB rating was nowhere near 115.

bro i have gamecast on my pc watching the game. you are an idiot.

you were probably sitting by your pc just waiting for cam to make a mistake. you finally got there bro... at the end of the third lol.

throwing for 220 yards and running for 65 will do that for ya

[symple19]

holy fuck alshon
That catch was sick

[Raven]

cam is so elite, he is a pocket passer without ever passing from the pocket..

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

cam is so elite, he is a pocket passer without ever passing from the pocket..

:lmao talking out your ass

[benefactor]

Nice play there by Sharpton. He's the only decent ILB Houston has left.

[BRHornet45]

bro i have gamecast on my pc watching the game. you are an idiot.

you were probably sitting by your pc just waiting for cam to make a mistake. you finally got there bro... at the end of the third lol.

throwing for 220 yards and running for 65 will do that for ya


son you are literally too stupid to insult ...


his QB rating is 78.3 right now ... before the INT it was nowhere near 115 as you claim LOL.

[Raven]

Been tripled teamed a couple of times. They don't fear anyone else on that line, and rightly so.

was the same last year too if i remember correctly..

[Raven]

bro i have gamecast on my pc watching the game. you are an idiot.

you were probably sitting by your pc just waiting for cam to make a mistake. you finally got there bro... at the end of the third lol.

throwing for 220 yards and running for 65 will do that for ya

are you counting cum's qb rating with a nintendo64?

[benefactor]

aaaand Brice McCain strikes again!

[td4mvp2k]

Lol dis game wood be over if pats D waz any good tbh

[jeebus]

son you are literally too stupid to insult ...


his QB rating is 78.3 right now ... before the INT it was nowhere near 115 as you claim LOL.
he's the NFL forum cum box tbh.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

son you are literally too stupid to insult ...


his QB rating is 78.3 right now ... before the INT it was nowhere near 115 as you claim LOL.

bro i don't need to lie about my team. scoreboard. that was his qbr. i find it amusing that you're arguing about something your clearly don't know

[td4mvp2k]

Fukn palmer is a POS

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Just Carson being Carson, tbh.

[Lincoln]

:lmao fitzpatrick

[jeebus]

fkn wanker keenum

[benefactor]

det nigga case

[td4mvp2k]

Wtf @ dis pats D letting keebum go off on em

[AchillesHeel]

Fuck this defense...

[TheCultOfPersonality]

had to look it up myself.:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmaoI didn't even count this week's interception so it's 1 TD and 11 INTs now.

[Trainwreck2100]

fkn wanker keenum

relax, fat kicker will find a way to fuck this game up

[td4mvp2k]

:lmao

[benefactor]

Welp...at least they aren't quitting in the second half per par.

[Raven]

smh :lol

[AchillesHeel]

wow


http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/2b3500c1e0dc570cc494b4d3dec42a57844e495e_m.gif

[Raven]

classic 2011 pats game tbh, not even getting upset...

[benefactor]

So instead of full on lack of lube raping, Houston will get the last second, fast hard thrust from Brady. I figured it would be one or the other.

[BRHornet45]

Carolina is a damn good team. it's amazing how they are able to win football games with a gimmick QB.

that says a lot about their coaching and defense. it says absolutely nothing about their pathetic QB play.

[benefactor]

Either way, I'm happy with Keenum and I think Houston should roll with him. Draft a QB in the third or fourth round if you want a in the wings prospect, but Case should be the starter next season.

[jeebus]

Carolina is a damn good team. it's amazing how they are able to win football games with a gimmick QB.

that says a lot about their coaching and defense. it says absolutely nothing about their pathetic QB play.
:cry 115 QB rating :cry

[Lincoln]

fitz giving away the game

[AchillesHeel]

fuck me

[benefactor]

Nice kick.

[Raven]

Either way, I'm happy with Keenum and I think Houston should roll with him. Draft a QB in the third or fourth round if you want a in the wings prospect, but Case should be the starter next season.

honestly, if i was the houston's gm(or jacksonville, colts, cards) i would draft offensive linemen from round 1 to 7.

[Lincoln]

:lmao stonehands DHB

[Lincoln]

what the fuck are you doing luck

[benefactor]

honestly, if i was the houston's gm(or jacksonville, colts, cards) i would draft offensive linemen from round 1 to 7.
Need real pass rushers/DB's badly as well to go with Watt. I'd load up on defense prospects in the early rounds and go Oline later...unless there is a can't pass up Oline prospect there in an early round.

[Lincoln]

holy fuck AP!

[AchillesHeel]

Keenum looking like prime Manning vs the Pats "D" in the 2nd half.

[benefactor]

Wow...Dre just doesn't miss those.

[benefactor]

:lol...can't believe that wasn't catch interference.

[Trainwreck2100]

what the fuck are you doing luck

don't you mean what the luck are you doing luck

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol...can't believe that wasn't catch interference.

well they were both still moving

[AchillesHeel]

Gronk is a beast

[benefactor]

Houston blitzes...Gronk burns them...rinse, repeat.

[jeebus]

hello
hi

[td4mvp2k]

Kubiak play calln gold lol

[AchillesHeel]

hi

You rooting for a win or a loss, tbh?

[jeebus]

You rooting for a win or a loss, tbh?
loss. if Houston wins, I'm becoming a Cowboys fan. For December Romo

[benefactor]

Nice call by Wade putting Harris on Gronk instead of an LB.

[AchillesHeel]

Texans gonna score here, tbh.

[td4mvp2k]

Gos da boss

[resistanze]

Nice kick.

[Raven]

Need real pass rushers/DB's badly as well to go with Watt. I'd load up on defense prospects in the early rounds and go Oline later...unless there is a can't pass up Oline prospect there in an early round.

that's the normal way to do draft, obviously, but what happens, is that you waste another year not knowing if your qb really is good or not. Playing with a shitty like really makes it hard to judge.

[AchillesHeel]

no fucking way

[benefactor]

Keenum has to know they are coming every play. Gotta adjust.

[Lincoln]

luck with almost another pick

[TheCultOfPersonality]

2 chances to intercept Luck on that drive and the Titans defenders misses both.

[Raven]

Texans gonna score here, tbh.

i'm more looking at the clock tbh :lol

[td4mvp2k]

Lol @ manziel... I mean keebum

[Trainwreck2100]

johnson needs to fucking stay inbounds keep that clock moving

[benefactor]

that's the normal way to do draft, obviously, but what happens, is that you waste another year not knowing if your qb really is good or not. Playing with a shitty like really makes it hard to judge.
This is one of those drafts where Houston really has to pay attention to BPA. Lot's of needs.

[benefactor]

Pretty blatant PI there.

[Raven]

i love it when they use the word inconsistent when they mean shitty :lol

[td4mvp2k]

Pats D :tu

[jeebus]

Keenum almost redeeming himself

[AchillesHeel]

It's like Schaub never left

[Trainwreck2100]

now you have to go for it

[Trainwreck2100]

Pretty blatant PI there.

holding tbqh

[benefactor]

And here's the game. At least it's been fun and competitive. Second halves lately have been brutal.

[benefactor]

holding tbqh
yeah dets what I meant

[AchillesHeel]

:lol

[Raven]

This is one of those drafts where Houston really has to pay attention to BPA. Lot's of needs.

you think so? i tend to consider houston as a great overall team suffering from terrible offensive line play.

[Trainwreck2100]

you think so? i tend to consider houston as a great overall team suffering from terrible offensive line play.

their 3rd down d has been atrocious all year,

[Lincoln]

cards trying to make it a game...

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:lol Cardinal RB running into his own blocker and falling down.

[jeebus]

lol reliant stadium half empty

[Trill Clinton]

got dayum josh gordon is the truth.

[TheCultOfPersonality]

The Jags playoffs hopes are in jeopardy right now.

[jeebus]

:lol houston not wanting to touch it

[Lincoln]

josh fucking Gordon!!!!

[jeebus]

1 second. time for Case Keenum to turn into Case McCoy and win this sucker

[benefactor]

you think so? i tend to consider houston as a great overall team suffering from terrible offensive line play.
They are set at receiver but that's it. The pass rush sucks and they need DB's...and with questions surrounding Cushing they need better depth at ILB as well. Mercilus has been underwhelming and no one has really stepped up at nose.

As I said, lots of needs.

[td4mvp2k]

Lol brady goin in dat azz today

[Raven]

win:hat

[TheCultOfPersonality]

:monkey

[Raven]

They are set at receiver but that's it. The pass rush sucks and they need DB's...and with questions surrounding Cushing they need better depth at ILB as well. Mercilus has been underwhelming and no one has really stepped up at nose.

As I said, lots of needs.

wasn't it the best pass defence in the league until a few games ago?

[jeebus]

texanfan with brady baby batter leaking out of them

[AchillesHeel]

Seems like we have to work hard for a W no matter who we play :wakeup

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Jimmy J said Cam is:lobt2: in the mix for MVP

[Lincoln]

josh gordons 95 yard td reception and back to back 45 point games got me into fantasy playoffs tbh

[Lincoln]

why is palmer obsessed with lobbing that shit deep? just play it short and move it down methodically

[thunderup]

Meh, the Colts have been coasting since they realized the division has been theirs many weeks ago. It's time to get the division and stop playing around now.

[benefactor]

wasn't it the best pass defence in the league until a few games ago?
Cushing makes all the difference in that. He covers a lot of flaws. Right now they have Sharpton and Denver castoff Mays holding down that position. They desperately need depth at that position, safety, CB and OLB. Just like last year, the defense is one injury away from being mediocre.

[Raven]

why is palmer obsessed with lobbing that shit deep? just play it short and move it down methodically

arians.

[benefactor]

Meh, the Colts have been coasting since they realized the division has been theirs many weeks ago. It's time to get the division and stop playing around now.
:lol showing up when the Colts are about to score to seal the game
:lol front running faggot per par

[Trill Clinton]

Jimmy J said Cam is:lobt2: in the mix for MVP

panthers look scary fam. a legit playoff squad. if the cowboys don't make the playoffs this year, i'm rooting for ya'll. i ordered a black cam newton jersey to add to the collection:toast

[TheCultOfPersonality]

1:56 remaining. That's too much time for FitzTragic.

[td4mvp2k]

Cards :td