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Jacob1983
12-02-2013, 02:18 AM
What was the NFL thinking with this Thursday night turd matchup? These two teams have a combined record of 5-19. The Jaguars haven't even won a game at home. Will this be a sellout at their shitty stadium? The NFL needs to step up and flex the Thursday night games. I don't want to hear any bitching by NFL players. You get paid a lot of money to play a kid's game and you only play 16 times during the regular season. No excuses. I bet the ratings for this game are terrible.

AchillesHeel
12-02-2013, 02:25 AM
Neither team wants to win, I wouldn't be surprised if it went to OT with a 10-10 score.

Chief Brody
12-02-2013, 02:27 AM
Holding out hope for an improbable Jags run...will watch

BRHornet45
12-02-2013, 05:17 AM
Thursday night games have such a shitty feel to them. Even when the Saints played last week it was hard for me go get into it plus the annoyance of having to worry about some fluke loss happening because both teams are still beat to shit from having played less than 4 days earlier.

The whole Thursday night package is just amateur from top to bottom. From the pre game, the intro, the network, the quality of play, etc.. If the NFL is that desperate to have more night games then they should strongly considered doing either Sunday (and or) Monday night double headers with the second game being on the west coast. There are more than enough teams on the west coast to make that possible. Anything is better than Thursday night.

Jacob1983
12-02-2013, 05:27 AM
I don't like the fatigue excuse. You are a human being that is being paid lots of money to play a kid's game. You are here to entertain us. Shut up and play. The matchups on Thursday are shitty probably because no one wants to play twice in a week. The good teams probably get asked and turn it down so the shitty teams jump at the opportunity to play on Thursday night in prime time. That's why you have the Browns and Bills, Titans and Jaguars, or Bucs and Vikings playing each other on Thursday night.

Holden_Caulfield
12-02-2013, 05:13 PM
Holding out hope for an improbable Jags run...will watch
A team of destiny

Lincoln
12-02-2013, 05:43 PM
I don't like the fatigue excuse. You are a human being that is being paid lots of money to play a kid's game. You are here to entertain us. Shut up and play. The matchups on Thursday are shitty probably because no one wants to play twice in a week. The good teams probably get asked and turn it down so the shitty teams jump at the opportunity to play on Thursday night in prime time. That's why you have the Browns and Bills, Titans and Jaguars, or Bucs and Vikings playing each other on Thursday night.uh...every team in the league plays at least once on Thursday...

Michael Jordan.
12-02-2013, 06:21 PM
Jags win big

Holden_Caulfield
12-02-2013, 06:22 PM
Jags win big
i doubt that, i see texans winning to save what little pride they have left. i mean who loses to the jags twice :lol

BRHornet45
12-02-2013, 06:23 PM
Jaguars could very well win out the rest of the season and finish 7-9. they have been improving and their remaining schedule isn't that difficult.

Michael Jordan.
12-02-2013, 06:25 PM
i doubt that, i see texans winning to save what little pride they have left. i mean who loses to the jags twice :lol

Our offensive line will deny the Texans winning :lol

spurraider21
12-02-2013, 07:24 PM
better fantasy play... jaguars D, or texans D? :lmao

Holden_Caulfield
12-02-2013, 11:46 PM
better fantasy play... jaguars D, or texans D? :lmao
texans d, theyre so desperate for this win :lol

go texans you can win this!

Jacob1983
12-05-2013, 01:04 AM
What is the NFL Network pregame crew going to say about this game? I bet they will be pissed that they had to come to shitty Jacksonville.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 01:15 AM
is this faggot just gonna keep complaining? nigga its the fight for the #1 pick :wakeup

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 01:24 AM
i've got texans D and MJD in this one... hopefully mojo can punch one in early, then texans get a couple of pick 6'es

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 01:28 AM
i've got texans D and MJD in this one... hopefully mojo can punch one in early, then texans get a couple of pick 6'es
shit nigga im starting mjd too dude better ball and get like 6 rec :lol. henne is due a pick6, tbh i expect an int everytime he chucks the ball :lmao

Jacob1983
12-05-2013, 01:39 AM
I want a tie if it's the battle for the number 1 pick.

BUMP
12-05-2013, 01:40 AM
The good teams probably get asked and turn it down.

not sure if srs

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 02:12 AM
shit nigga im starting mjd too dude better ball and get like 6 rec :lol. henne is due a pick6, tbh i expect an int everytime he chucks the ball :lmao
here's the plan. the jags pull off yet another opening drive TD (seriously, wtf is up with that?) with Mojo punching it in. next time they have the ball a strip sack returned for a td... texans go up by a mile, keep racking up the sacks, and mojo catches like 5 dump off passes

prayingdog.jpg

Brazil
12-05-2013, 06:43 AM
shit nigga im starting mjd too dude better ball and get like 6 rec :lol. henne is due a pick6, tbh i expect an int everytime he chucks the ball :lmao

QuarterBlack is ready for the game tbh

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:13 AM
QuarterBlack is ready for the game tbh
i think i got ip banned :lol

:cry avenge me my nigga :cry

btw some dude in the jungle is trolling my derek carr threads and compared bridgewater to a kenyan long distance runner :rollin :rollin :rollin

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 11:19 AM
who honestly wins this game? im 3 points behind the leader in my pick em league with a few weeks left so i need to make the right pick.

i was leaning towards jax but idk

Brazil
12-05-2013, 11:31 AM
lurked the thread these guys are funny

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:36 AM
the bridgewater dick sucking on that board is embarrassing :wow im glad i got banned :lol

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 11:38 AM
who honestly wins this game? im 3 points behind the leader in my pick em league with a few weeks left so i need to make the right pick.

i was leaning towards jax but idk
Jacksonville, tbh.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:40 AM
Jacksonville, tbh.
lol sig bet my nig, texans win :lol

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 11:41 AM
lol sig bet my nig, texans win :lol
:lol let's do it nigguh

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:49 AM
:lol let's do it nigguh
are we gonna set parameters or no holds bar anything goes :lol, shit should be on until after the draft

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 11:54 AM
are we gonna set parameters or no holds bar anything goes :lol, shit should be on until after the draft
no holds...i hope you're ready :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:55 AM
no holds...i hope you're ready :lol
gabbert is starting :lmao :lmao

The Gemini Method
12-05-2013, 01:18 PM
They should've flexed the Raiders vs Jets game to make this a craptacular double-trouble turdsday showdown...Though I'm thinking the Texans and Jags game is way better than the aforementioned game...

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 01:43 PM
gabbert is starting :lmao :lmao
:lmao glad i picked up texans D. so many phantom sacks coming

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 01:43 PM
They should've flexed the Raiders vs Jets game to make this a craptacular double-trouble turdsday showdown...Though I'm thinking the Texans and Jags game is way better than the aforementioned game...
but matt mcgloin is the ultimate underdog story :cry

undrafted, unrecruited. :cry

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 01:49 PM
gabbert is starting :lmao :lmao
Gabbert gonna torch dem niggas :lol

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 01:50 PM
Gabbert gonna torch dem niggas :lol
he's gna do so well the jags will see the potential and give him another year :lol

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 01:51 PM
he's gna do so well the jags will see the potential and give him another year :lol
:lmao Gawd yes!

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 01:52 PM
:lol just trolling about gabbust, dude is done as a starter, tbh. you guys forgetting the jags, texans raiders and jets are still in the playoff hunt :cry:cry

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 01:53 PM
the nfl network isnt showing a pregame show on the guide :lmao :lmao

The Gemini Method
12-05-2013, 01:59 PM
The Teddy Pendergrass Thursday Night Football Extravaganza!!!

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 04:29 PM
The Teddy Pendergrass Thursday Night Football Extravaganza!!!
watch alex smith bridgewater manage the shit out that game against the bearcats :wakeup

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 07:22 PM
What up bitches!!! Jags on prime time yeah alright!!! Who's the douche in this thread that can't see the entertainment quality of this matchup? This is pure comedy gold baby! Jags 12 texicant's 9. Scobee doo 50 yard field goal for the win! tbh

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 07:33 PM
What up bitches!!! Jags on prime time yeah alright!!! Who's the douche in this thread that can't see the entertainment quality of this matchup? This is pure comedy gold baby! Jags 12 texicant's 9. Scobee doo 50 yard field goal for the win! tbh
sup brah, hows the faggots at the jungle forum, i got banned :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 07:38 PM
bridgewater with the game managing drive :lol

benefactor
12-05-2013, 07:44 PM
sup guise

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 07:47 PM
sup guise
you ready for that texans win :lol

benefactor
12-05-2013, 07:57 PM
We got this loss on lock son. Not even Gabby can save your ass.

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 08:03 PM
sup brah, hows the faggots at the jungle forum, i got banned :lol

What up dog,

Tbh I mostly lurk these days. I did troll the shit out of that college forum though with QB talk. Vagrant pussy is a big fat twat. :lol

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 08:06 PM
We got this loss on lock son. Not even Gabby can save your ass.

Bull shit son, No one loses in Jacksonville; except Jacksonville! :lmao

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 08:06 PM
I need keenum to do well tbh

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:07 PM
What up dog,

Tbh I mostly lurk these days. I did troll the shit out of that college forum though with QB talk. Vagrant pussy is a big fat twat. :lol
were you jagular? that dude was trying to avenge my death but he just got banned :lol vagrant is such a faggot along with the whiny pussy brandon, its a good thing i got banned :lol

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 08:07 PM
Houston... THIS IS YOUR HOUSE!

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:08 PM
Michael Jordan, bro you watching your boy teddy manage the shit out of that game :lol

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 08:10 PM
were you jagular? that dude was trying to avenge my death but he just got banned :lol vagrant is such a faggot along with the whiny pussy brandon, its a good thing i got banned :lol

No that aint me, I did back you up in the original call out thread, but they quickly deleted it thereafter. tbh there are quite a few racists redneckers on that site and I'm sure they were :rollin at the Monkeyball term.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:16 PM
Houston... THIS IS YOUR HOUSE!
:lol im hoping for a high scoring game and 2 tds for mjd :clap

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 08:18 PM
mjd and texans D pls

Darth_Pelican
12-05-2013, 08:19 PM
My opponent in fantasy playoffs is starting Cecil Shorts tonight.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:21 PM
:lol overrated bridgewater, please texans select him

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:29 PM
:lol 106 games thats embarrasing

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:32 PM
jaguarefs :lol

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 08:33 PM
more mojo pls

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:34 PM
:monkey henne

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:35 PM
:lol mjd trucked that nigga

benefactor
12-05-2013, 08:37 PM
well done McCain

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:37 PM
feed mojo here pls :cry:cry

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 08:38 PM
fuck. bad for texans d, and not even a TD for mjd

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:38 PM
:cry mjd td got vultured :cry

benefactor
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
Texans got this.

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 08:39 PM
here's the plan. the jags pull off yet another opening drive TD (seriously, wtf is up with that?)
:hat

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 08:41 PM
Holy shit if the Jags sweep the texans. :lmao

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 08:42 PM
Wouldn't be surprised if one of our young Db's returns a pick.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:42 PM
:lol fuck the texans really are tanking :cry:cry tank for teddy :cry:cry

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 08:43 PM
:hat

Nice call! :tu

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 08:44 PM
Nice call! :tu
i need a texans defensive td and a mjd touchdown and then idc what happens from there. just pissed mojo got stuffed twice :bang

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 08:44 PM
:lol fuck the texans really are tanking :cry:cry tank for teddy :cry:cry


They can have em. I want Jameis Rapist or the Flyin Hawaiin.

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 08:44 PM
:monkey henne
:cry racist

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:45 PM
go keenum :clap

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:46 PM
lol at that oline, the only time we get a pass rush are against the texans :rollin

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:48 PM
:cry racist
:cry pls apologize :cry

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 08:50 PM
lol at that oline, the only time we get a pass rush are against the texans :rollin

Nothin aint gonna change when the texans have teddy b and the jags have clowney,

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:52 PM
:monkey henne :monkey

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:53 PM
bryan anger the punter we took over russy wilson :cry weapon :cry

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 08:55 PM
:lol bridgewater 6/14 86yds 1td 1int :lol

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 09:00 PM
i shoulda taken jaguars D instead of texans :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:02 PM
i shoulda taken jaguars D instead of texans :lol
:lol my bad nigga

AchillesHeel
12-05-2013, 09:02 PM
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk158/sejoon101/34heyj9.gif

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 09:03 PM
bryan anger the punter we took over russy wilson :cry weapon :cry
:cry shane lechler 5th round pick steal :cry

:lmao nfl network called ray guy one of the top 10 draft steals of all time, even though he was a first round pick

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:04 PM
damn are the texans really this bad? arent they like top 5 in pass def? :rollin

tanking

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 09:04 PM
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk158/sejoon101/34heyj9.gif
this implies you were expecting a good game

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 09:05 PM
good penatly. mojo time

AchillesHeel
12-05-2013, 09:05 PM
this implies you were expecting a good game

More like me thinking "Oh there's a game on today!" and then realizing it's the Jags vs the fucking Texans

I'll watch the 4th quarter if it's a close game though

DeadlyDynasty
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
Told y'all Marcedes Lewis was a Top TE...dude was a monster before the Gabbert/Henne debacles. Won me my FF league in 2010

benefactor
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
Texans got this.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
:cry jaguarefs :cry fuck yeah mjd inside the 5, feed it to him bradley

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 09:06 PM
damn are the texans really this bad? arent they like top 5 in pass def? :rollin

tanking
told you my nigga :lol

benefactor
12-05-2013, 09:07 PM
Keo...just another of one of the many pieces of this secondary that needs to be replaced.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:08 PM
told you my nigga :lol
are you watching bridgewater? :rollin

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 09:08 PM
i'll take a blocked field goal returned for TD

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 09:08 PM
are you watching bridgewater? :rollin
what channel?

benefactor
12-05-2013, 09:09 PM
All is going according to plan.

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 09:09 PM
yess!!!!

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:09 PM
what channel?
espn i think, 6/14 86yds 1td 1int :lmao

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 09:09 PM
All is going according to plan.
http://geekleagueofamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/palpatine_edit.jpg

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 09:10 PM
espn i think, 6/14 86yds 1td 1int :lmao
Oh ok. The best thing to come out of this tankjob is Kubiak AND Wade gone. I want there to be no doubt.

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 09:12 PM
:lol wade made you fucks relevant

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 09:12 PM
Bridgewater to the texans! :lmao

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:12 PM
im benching shorts even though i have a feeling he'll drop 2 tds tonight :cry:cry my keen nfl knowledge says kennan allen and kendall wright have better matchups :wakeup

:cry my keen nfl knowledge :cry

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:14 PM
:monkey monkeenum :lol

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 09:15 PM
:lol wade made you fucks relevant
His defenses have gotten torched By Rodgers, Brady, Manning ever since.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:15 PM
Lincoln you shouldve started henne :rollin

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:17 PM
its obvious now, tanking :wakeup

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 09:18 PM
its obvious now, tanking :wakeup
yup :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:19 PM
yup :lol
draft bridgewater please :lol

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 09:21 PM
draft bridgewater please :lol
Then the Jags will take Manziel. EARLY :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:21 PM
:cry feed mjd :cry

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:22 PM
Then the Jags will take Manziel. EARLY :lol
derek carr my nigg

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 09:23 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaxGgNoCMAA1rLU.jpg:large

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 09:24 PM
derek carr my nigg
I'll bet you the Jags will take Manziel :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:26 PM
I'll bet you the Jags will take Manziel :lol
i would consider it in the 3rd round :lol, manziel is gonna fall after the combine

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:27 PM
go keenum :clap

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 09:29 PM
i would consider it in the 3rd round :lol, manziel is gonna fall after the combine
Jags will take him first. I guarandamntee it :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:30 PM
Jags will take him first. I guarandamntee it :lol
we are taking clowney braah

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:30 PM
keenum needs a long td

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:31 PM
keep leaving the TEs open :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:33 PM
:lol fucking late ass call

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 09:33 PM
A keenum to Johnson first down will make me jizz

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 09:33 PM
Touch down*

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:37 PM
:cry stop feeding tate :cry

benefactor
12-05-2013, 09:40 PM
Really...Houston '93 A Football Life?

Burn in hell, NFL.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:41 PM
come baaaaaack :tu

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:42 PM
henne pick 6 coming up :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:44 PM
:monkey

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:46 PM
:lol bridgewater

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 09:48 PM
:lmao

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 09:48 PM
:lol i cant believe jags defense was actually the better play

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 09:48 PM
:lmao texans fans begging for the savior case keenum all year

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:48 PM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvt1jt0tMw1qcsp5b.gif

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:49 PM
derek carr wouldve made that play :wakeup

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:50 PM
:cry mjd with no touches in the 2nd qtr:cry

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 09:50 PM
The jags helmets are terrible

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 09:51 PM
That leather looking black looks like shit too

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 09:51 PM
Refs goin ham this game

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:51 PM
blatant tanking, they should lose the first pick, tbh

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 09:53 PM
dammit i thought my D finally got a pick

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 09:54 PM
Wasn't Texan fan jacking off swearinger when he got drafted?

Is he having a good year?

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 09:55 PM
Houston tanking hard! Lol Henne playing his part too. :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:56 PM
mjd my nigga :hat

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 09:57 PM
:lol kubiak, nigga youre fired

benefactor
12-05-2013, 10:02 PM
Wasn't Texan fan jacking off swearinger when he got drafted?

Is he having a good year?
For a rookie, he is. He's just gotta learn how to control his emotions a little better. Kid should start at safety for Houston for a long time.

RGMCSE
12-05-2013, 10:03 PM
For a rookie, he is. He's just gotta learn how to control his emotions a little better. Kid should start at safety for Houston for a long time.

What HC do you want next year tbh

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 10:05 PM
If wade Phillips gets canned id take his attacking style in our 34 tbh

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 10:18 PM
:lol not sure if jags d is good or texans just sucks dick really bad

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 10:18 PM
:cry i miss lechler

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 10:20 PM
:cry i miss lechler
you guys should draft a punter in the 3rd round :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 10:21 PM
chad "mccarron" henne, you got this :lol

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 10:23 PM
you guys should draft a punter in the 3rd round :lol
ray guy was a first and lechler was a 5th. we've had enough imo

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 10:23 PM
did you guys see that bridgewater monkeyball play, texans should draft him :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 10:25 PM
ray guy was a first and lechler was a 5th. we've had enough imo
we got podlesh in the 4th round (bears punter now) and bryan anger in the 3rd :lol, but then again you guys drafted seabass in the first :rollin

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 10:32 PM
:cry feed mjd you assholes :cry

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 10:36 PM
prime mjd takes that to the house

TheCultOfPersonality
12-05-2013, 10:37 PM
:lol The Texans' tackling

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 10:37 PM
:lol wtf :rollin go jags fuck the #1 pick :lol

Spur-Addict
12-05-2013, 10:40 PM
Damn LOL. Start Sanders at QB :hat

HI-FI
12-05-2013, 10:42 PM
damn, hope they can hook Shorts up some more. more Shorts, less MJD please.

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 10:47 PM
:lmao Schaub coming in.

Spur-Addict
12-05-2013, 10:48 PM
Keenum looks like he just lost his dog :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 10:48 PM
Lol Lincoln for starting keenum

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 10:51 PM
Lol Lincoln (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=26588) for starting keenum
:lol

HI-FI
12-05-2013, 10:52 PM
Lol Lincoln (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=26588) for starting keenum

:lol
I actually made that same mistake earlier. I ain't doing that again. Looks like Kubiak still needs time to recover from his stroke.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 10:53 PM
Jags in tank mode now, tbh henne pick6 coming up

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 10:56 PM
Lol mjd finally gets 100 yds

Henne :monkey

Spur-Addict
12-05-2013, 10:57 PM
Henne Pasta :monkey

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 11:00 PM
henne thinking he's brees trying to get them offsides

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:01 PM
Go schaub :clap

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 11:02 PM
:lmao replacement ref goods

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:02 PM
Lol texans

Robz4000
12-05-2013, 11:03 PM
Haven't bothered to see a score, much less watch this abomination. What's the story thus far?

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:06 PM
Haven't bothered to see a score, much less watch this abomination. What's the story thus far?
Cinderella is about to lose her slippers

Spur-Addict
12-05-2013, 11:07 PM
Going for it on 4th? Kubes balls dropped after the stroke.

Robz4000
12-05-2013, 11:14 PM
Tbh, tonight is the most underwhelming night of sports in recent memory. So many shitty teams playing each other.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:14 PM
:cry mjd hurt :cry

HI-FI
12-05-2013, 11:16 PM
:cry mjd hurt :cry

:cryit helps my fantasy team though

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:18 PM
:cryit helps my fantasy team though
I need more points from him though :cry

HI-FI
12-05-2013, 11:20 PM
I need more points from him though :cry
:crybut I need every point so I'm not dead last.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:20 PM
Why did the oline get better once schaub is in the game :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:21 PM
:crybut I need every point so I'm not dead last.
He went to the locker room :cry

Clipper Nation
12-05-2013, 11:21 PM
:lmao Scha:lolb leading the comeback and ruining the Texans' tank

Jacob1983
12-05-2013, 11:22 PM
Jaguars fans suck. Close game in the 4th quarter and the stadium is half full. Those jag helmets are terrible. It looks like someone spray painted black on half of the helmet.

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 11:22 PM
Why did keenum get benched?!

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 11:24 PM
Andre Johnson saving my season tbh

Get a TD to him

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:24 PM
Jaguars fans suck. Close game in the 4th quarter and the stadium is half full. Those jag helmets are terrible. It looks like someone spray painted black on half of the helmet.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NWjlz4sbJnc/T3OpkWxrxwI/AAAAAAAAA4I/XgVWZFXbhrs/s220/cool-story-bro-chair-gif.gif

Robz4000
12-05-2013, 11:25 PM
:lmao Kubiak wants to fuck the Texans as hard as he can before they fire him. Schaub too tbh.

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 11:25 PM
better fantasy play... jaguars D, or texans D? :lmao


texans d, theyre so desperate for this win :lol

go texans you can win this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMRO7sjZkAI

weebo
12-05-2013, 11:26 PM
Wow…you guys are actually watching this shit???…I stopped watching football the minute faggot arm faggit #8 was put back in the game like two weeks ago...

HarlemHeat37
12-05-2013, 11:26 PM
:lol Andre Johnson destroying my fantasy hopes, tbh..

Jags in full tank mode, not doubling him..

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:26 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMRO7sjZkAI
http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/I+know+that+feel+bro+_3d6c7d35ff5047bd412815f97876 bb46.jpg

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 11:30 PM
I wanna murder Schaub and Kubiak. Nicole Simpson style.

Floyd Pacquiao
12-05-2013, 11:32 PM
Why does my nigga holden want the jags to tank? they'll just end up drafting Geno smithwater. get a pick in the 2-4 range for a much better player.

LakerHater
12-05-2013, 11:33 PM
Schaub jus cleaning up Keenam's mess!

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:34 PM
Why does my nigga holden want the jags to tank? they'll just end up drafting Geno smithwater. get a pick in the 2-4 range for a much better player.
my nigga, im pushing for the texans to draff teddy "alex smith" bustwater :lol

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:35 PM
sorry denard but you suck in the pros :cry wasted a 5th round pick :cry

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 11:38 PM
Get Johnson some touches Schaub!

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:38 PM
:lol we are gonna lose :lol

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 11:39 PM
sorry denard but you suck in the pros :cry wasted a 5th round pick :cry

Using a 5th on a guy who doesn't even have a set position :lol

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 11:39 PM
You're a faggot

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:39 PM
Using a 5th on a guy who doesn't even have a set position :lol
:cry offensive weapon :cry

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 11:40 PM
Yeesssssssssssssasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss fyck you schaub

Lincoln
12-05-2013, 11:42 PM
Draft jadaveon with the first overall and we will trade y'all cousins for a 2nd tbh

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:42 PM
http://www.americanrivertaxservices.com/images/oldjanitor.gif

jeebus
12-05-2013, 11:43 PM
Yates needs to come in tbh.

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 11:45 PM
Draft jadaveon with the first overall and we will trade y'all cousins for a 2nd tbh

Id take that

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 11:45 PM
mjd has actaully been a serviceable flex play for the past month and a half... hopefully his injury's not too bad

spurraider21
12-05-2013, 11:46 PM
:lol the sweep

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:46 PM
Id take that
http://www.americanrivertaxservices.com/images/oldjanitor.gif
your new head coach will take bustwater, tbh

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:48 PM
actually you guys need new oline help :rollin

HI-FI
12-05-2013, 11:48 PM
man, Texans are just pitiful this year.

Clipper Nation
12-05-2013, 11:49 PM
:lmao Chargers losing to this Texans team WITH SCHAUB

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 11:53 PM
:lmao Chargers losing to this Texans team WITH SCHAUB

:lol

Michael Jordan.
12-05-2013, 11:53 PM
man, Texans are just pitiful this year.

All coaching. And Schaub.

Holden_Caulfield
12-05-2013, 11:55 PM
the ravens needs to lose so the jags playoff hopes continues :lol

benefactor
12-05-2013, 11:55 PM
man, Texans are just pitiful this year.
As DD pointed out in another thread...at least we know how to tank properly and aren't stuck in 6-10 hell like the Bills.

gameFACE
12-06-2013, 12:16 AM
man, Texans are just pitiful this year.

I don't know what's more pitiful, the Texans or that I keep tuning in to watch every week.

The Houston Tankans.

Lincoln
12-06-2013, 12:20 AM
the ravens needs to lose so the jags playoff hopes continues :lol

This situation just proves to me that shanny is a shit ass coach and we have a shit ass defense. How the fuck do the jags have more wins than this pathetic ass skins team :lmao

Holden_Caulfield
12-06-2013, 12:21 AM
This situation just proves to me that shanny is a shit ass coach and we have a shit ass defense. How the fuck do the jags have more wins than this pathetic ass skins team :lmao
simple, our qb is not a monkeyballer :lol

Lincoln
12-06-2013, 12:22 AM
I'd take that ex Seattle d coordinator y'all got over shanny tbh. Nigga can't build a fuxking defense and can only run an archaic zone blocking scheme with the smallest lineman in the league (:lmao us startin a 280 pound lineman)

Lincoln
12-06-2013, 12:29 AM
simple, our qb is not a monkeyballer :lol

Offense ain't the problem tbh, despite it's horrendous start we are ranked like 7th and on pace to have more yards than the 4th ranked offense we had a year ago. This entire team is just dogshit and underperforming which i blame on coaching