Beat Poster Award

[Avante]

There is little doubt who deserves that award here at The Club yep...me. What can't I do? I'm funny, sexy, know it all and get thing moving. Ya want....

satire
music
conflict
turmoil
the joust
excitement
art
poetry


.....I'm your man. I don't follow or hump legs, I don't shy away from debate and have great pecs. Yep, the total package. An internet decathlete, I can do it all.

You want them primitive Alabama blues I got them, that alone seperates me from all of you. I even have my own posse as we we see in a few minutes.

[cantthinkofanything]

There is little doubt who deserves that award here at The Club yep...me. What can't I do? I'm funny, sexy, know it all and get thing moving. Ya want....

satire
music
conflict
turmoil
the joust
excitement
art
poetry


.....I'm your man. I don't follow or hump legs, I don't shy away from debate and have great pecs. Yep, the total package. An internet decathlete, I can do it all.

You want them primitive Alabama blues I got them, that alone seperates me from all of you. I even have my own posse as we we see in a few minutes.

I'll bite...what's the 10 categories for Internet Decathlete?

[DJR210]

What's a "beat" poster? Like, you've been beaten by Judy? Defeated?

[DJR210]

^^ You Beat me to it.

no pun

[ohmwrecker]

beat - tired, played out, over, finished.

[JudynTX]

So this means you can retire now. Good-bye

[ChumpDumper]

http://aanieder.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/maynardgkrebsbeatnik.jpg
I hear my people talkin'!

[DJR210]

Avante's going away thread.

Thanks for the memories avante, and good luck in your future endevours. I'm glad you have been able to own the fact you have been beaten. This is the first step in your rehabilitation.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

http://i.imgur.com/lEQ5PBt.gif

[cantthinkofanything]

http://aanieder.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/maynardgkrebsbeatnik.jpg
I hear my people talkin'!

underrated show IMO. Thalia was hot...

http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/photolib/people/Tuesday%20Weld%20%28PD%29.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Trying to be a beat poet would at least explain Avante's syntax.

[benefactor]

http://i.imgur.com/lEQ5PBt.gif
:lol

[mrsmaalox]

Wow a dozen posts and the Shield hasn't shown up yet?!

[DJR210]

Wow a dozen posts and the Shield hasn't shown up yet?!

**Breaking News**

Riot at Dominguez State Jail..

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[Leetonidas]

**Breaking News**

Riot at Dominguez State Jail..

www.news4sanantonio.com/riot-at-dominguez-state-jail-guard-raped (http://www.news4sanantonio.com/riot-at-dominguez-state-jail-guard-raped)
:lol

[benefactor]

**Breaking News**

Riot at Dominguez State Jail..

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:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

**Breaking News**

Riot at Dominguez State Jail..

www.news4sanantonio.com/riot-at-dominguez-state-jail-guard-raped (http://www.news4sanantonio.com/riot-at-dominguez-state-jail-guard-raped)

:lol

[GoodOdor]

**Breaking News**

Riot at Dominguez State Jail..

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:lol

[Avante]

I'll bite...what's the 10 categories for Internet Decathlete?

Sure.

No particular order.

Ya gotta know..

Books
Football
Music
Sex
Human nature
Poetry
Art
Be entertaining
A sense of humor
Twisted railroad steel body (know body building)

[Avante]

What's a "beat" poster? Like, you've been beaten by Judy? Defeated?

Funny you'd bring that up since I just started reading...Junkie...by William Burroughs.

[Reck]

Wow a dozen posts and the Shield hasn't shown up yet?!

Damn look at the misses taking digs. :p:

[Avante]

Where is my posse?

ChumptyDumpty
ClipperNation
Blake
johnsmith

...?

Notice how similiar they all are? None of them do anything themselves just leg humpers who know little.

[xmas1997]

There is little doubt who deserves that award here at The Club yep...me. What can't I do? I'm funny, sexy, know it all and get thing moving. Ya want....

satire
music
conflict
turmoil
the joust
excitement
art
poetry


.....I'm your man. I don't follow or hump legs, I don't shy away from debate and have great pecs. Yep, the total package. An internet decathlete, I can do it all.

You want them primitive Alabama blues I got them, that alone seperates me from all of you. I even have my own posse as we we see in a few minutes.


Damn modest too!
The most humble on here, no doubt.
So when will we change your name to Avante Almighty?
You'll have to still compete against Blake Almighty!
:lol

[PlayNando]

I bring international intelligence to the board.

[xmas1997]

I bring international intelligence to the board.

Yes you do, and quite well, I might add!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and yours!

[Avante]

I bring international intelligence to the board.

That's cool considering so many here do nothing but follow others around just to bug them.

[PlayNando]

That's cool considering so many here do nothing but follow others around just to bug them.
Word.......

[PlayNando]

Yes you do, and quite well, I might add!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and yours!
I am glad to expose Americans on this board to real civilization. I feel like I'm doing society as a whole a service. :)

[xmas1997]

PlayNando Almighty.

[TDMVPDPOY]

u forgot to mention the award ur famous for, suckin dick

[AchillesHeel]

Music? That's subjective, how many here actually like the ancient crap he posts
Sexy? yeah okay

I bet this is what Avante looks like in real life


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yVV-ugC-k

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What can't I do?
Pick NFL games.

[Avante]

u forgot to mention the award ur famous for, suckin dick

Funny when we are 13.

[Avante]

Music? That's subjective, how many here actually like the ancient crap he posts
Sexy? yeah okay

I bet this is what Avante looks like in real life


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-yVV-ugC-k

Tell that to Pink Floyd, who got that name from two pre 1940 bluesmen.

Tell that to Elvis, who started out covering old blues cats like Big Boy Crudup, Junior Parker, Lonnie Johnson etc.

Tell that to the Rolling Stones who idolized slide guitarist Elmore James and got their name from an old Muddy Waters tune.

Tell that to Eric Clapton who has dedicated a CD to blues icon Robert Johnson.

Tell that to The Grateful Dead who covered many old blues tunes.

Tell that to Bob Dylan who covered old timers Clarence Ashley, Bukka White and Blind Lemon Jefferson.

Tell that to Led Zeppelin who covered Kansas Joe McCoy and Memphis Minnies "When the Levee Breaks".

Tell that to Peter Green who also recorded a CD of Robert Johnson covers.

Tell that to the band Canned Heat that got that name from an old 1928 tune by Delta legend Tommy Johnson
called.."Canned Heat".

Tell that to The Animals who's "House of the Rising Sun" is a cover of an old 1933 tune by hillbillie Clarence Ashley.

Tell that to Stevie Ray Vaughn.

Read up on the origins of rock and roll and country and tell me what you find.

[Avante]

Pick NFL games.

Want to pick against me?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Want to pick against me?

I'm not the one who claims to be an "NFL Historian"

[ChumpDumper]

Want to pick against me?You just disappear when you lose thousands, then magically claim you are ahead two weeks later without posting one pick.

[Bill_Brasky]

I wonder if they love avante over at the jags forum yet