Funniest thing someone you dumped has said to you?

[AussieFanKurt]

Some hilarious things have been said to me after I've ended relationships

What's the best you've heard?

[apalisoc_9]

I don't know about funniest, but scariest..

When I was 19 i was dating some 21 year old desperate chick. I tried breaking up with her after 3 months but she said she was going to kill herself If I leave. I guess the funny part is that I believed in her..So I kept her for another 9 months. Got the chance to move back with my old folks..different city. cancelled my phone number, and just left her cold without saying anything.

I don't know what ever happened to her..I tried looking her up cause I know she has FB ( I never used facebook), but she's probably under a different name.

So yeah maybe the funny part is that I never gave her the chance to say anything.

[m>s]

Something along the lines of I think I'm all that just because I have a big dick. I lol'd.

[Koolaid_Man]

Something along the lines of I think I'm all that just because I have a big dick. I lol'd.

did she suffer from primordial dwarfism?

[HarlemHeat37]

did she suffer from primordial dwarfism?

:lol..

[AussieFanKurt]

:lmao

[Suspect]

one ex said she was pregnant after I dumped her

another said I had a small dick anyways lol :depressed

[AussieFanKurt]

one ex said she was pregnant after I dumped her

another said I had a small dick anyways lol :depressed

was she preggers

[Suspect]

was she preggers
naw

and my dick wasn't lil either :wakeup

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Something along the lines of I think I'm all that just because I have a big dick. I lol'd.
I thought you were circumsized at birth.

[DJR210]

did she suffer from primordial dwarfism?

:lol

[Buddy Mignon]

That's it!!!

:lmao

[Rogue]

I never dumped anyone. I'm a lifelong celibate so I've never picked anyone up to begin with but I guess there's no funny thing that could be said during such a sad moment when the breakup happened tbh.

[AchillesHeel]

"fuck you"

[lebomb]

Something along the lines of I think I'm all that just because I have a big dick. I lol'd.


Which she knew was a lie.........because you are white, racist, love the germans and obviously your dick is very, very tiny because of that. Faggot.

[m>s]

^lol this n!gger is so mad, I love it

[lebomb]

^lol this n!gger is so mad, I love it

Im not mad........I just think you are a dick thats all.

[Suspect]

m>s all up in lebombs feelins tbh

[mrsmaalox]

I don't know about funniest, but scariest..

When I was 19 i was dating some 21 year old desperate chick. I tried breaking up with her after 3 months but she said she was going to kill herself If I leave. I guess the funny part is that I believed in her..So I kept her for another 9 months. Got the chance to move back with my old folks..different city. cancelled my phone number, and just left her cold without saying anything.

I don't know what ever happened to her..I tried looking her up cause I know she has FB ( I never used facebook), but she's probably under a different name.

So yeah maybe the funny part is that I never gave her the chance to say anything.

That's not an uncommon strategy

[The Gemini Method]

did she suffer from primordial dwarfism?

This made me chuckle. The craziest thing? I broke up with this Korean/White girl in college because, well, its college! She went batshit crazy and decided it was a good thing to slash my tires. Well, I wasn't home when she decided to cut 'em and instead slashed my dad's tires instead of mine. Needless to say, my pops was livid and made me pay for the tires and about the next day she leaves a voicemail stating. "You cut me, I'll cut you..." and something in broken Koreangilish. She then realized I wouldn't respond and went 180 on me leaving stuff on my porch and stalking me for a good month or so. Then it stopped...don't know what happened to her, but I nearly ran into her at the main quad at USC during my last year and that was the last time I had seen her.

[apalisoc_9]

That's not an uncommon strategy

Victim?

[cantthinkofanything]

It's not you. It's my aversion to big weenies, high IQs, and cool guys.

[mrsmaalox]

Victim?

It's been done to me.

[bus driver]

i had the 'i am going to kill myself' thrown at me, but i said ok and hung up the phone. i had to leave her cause her mom was as big as a house. so i know it wouldnt end well for her. i dont know if she ever did...i doubt it though

[Holden_Caulfield]

:cry i cant live without you :cry

lol high school

[Koolaid_Man]

You gone miss my banana puddin

[The Reckoning]

"you can't get this asian sexiness anywhere else"

[DeadlyDynasty]

That'll be $250

[AussieFanKurt]

"you can't get this asian sexiness anywhere else"

Yeah I was told that I'll never get anyone as hot as her... ok

[Agloco]

That'll be $250

Supposed to be the funniest thing DD, not the most common thing....