Eva Longoria vs. Vanessa Bryant

[Boo]

Who do you guys think is hotter?

And PLEASE don't just choose Eva because of Parker, really tell what you think.

Personally I'd say their pretty much even, but I'd slightly take Eva over Vanessa.


http://www.cbs.com/daytime/yr/star_images/actors/elongoria.jpg

Eva Longoria, Tony Parker's Girlfriend...

http://www.gazzetta.it/Foto%20Hermes/2003/10-Ottobre/24/vanessa--310x210.jpg

...or Vanessa Bryant, Kobe Bryant's Wife?

[ALVAREZ6]

Eva.

[usckk]

Eva.

[Willinsa]

Toss-up, but Vanessa looks slutier. :lol

[MajicMan]

Eva is aite. It's not like you look at her and say Daaammnn! Vanessa has that hot skanky clubber look. I'll take Vanessa.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Eva is aite. It's not like you look at her and say Daaammnn! Vanessa has that hot skanky clubber look. I'll take Vanessa.
You like anything that has any ties to the lakers

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

Significant Other forum.

[Mr Dio]

Eva.

Johnny Blaze OR Vanessa?

[Manu20]

Eva

[MajicMan]

You like anything that has any ties to the lakers
No i'm just thinking which one my penis prefers and it points towards Vanessa. Eva is just a decent/cute girl at best. Vanessa cute/kinda hot skanky.

[Boo]

Amazing. Majority of LakersGround chose Vanessa, but some of them said Eva.

The only Vanessa voter here was a Lakers fan..

[ALVAREZ6]

Eva is just a decent/cute girl at best.
Are you stupid or are you gay?

[bigzak25]

oh yeah, vanessa looks nice. :tu :smokin

[Kip Fanatic]

Its the lips. Both pair

[MajicMan]

Are you stupid or are you gay?
Ok let me tell you who is hot. Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johanson, Jessica Alba, Denise Richards, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and probably a million other chicks. Just because your boy Parker is dating her doesn't mean she's the shit. Maybe to you guys in San Antonio because we all know that is the obese capital of world so you guys don't get to see much purdy looking girls.

[bigzak25]

do the dissappear trick.

[ALVAREZ6]

Ok let me tell you who is hot. Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johanson, Jessica Alba, Denise Richards, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and probably a million other chicks. Just because your boy Parker is dating her doesn't mean she's the shit. Maybe to you guys in San Antonio because we all know that is the obese capital of world so you guys don't get to see much purdy looking girls.
OK 1st of all, I don't live in San Antonio. 2nd, Parker ain't my boy, I'm actually jealous of him. :lol

I see many fine chicks where I live.

I'm just wondering how you don't think
http://www.eva-longoria-sexy-pictures.com/evalongoria005.jpg
that is attractive.

[Old School Chic]

Eva Longoria Is much prettier. Vanessa Bryant has that cheap porn star look...

I think Eva & Tony make a nice couple.

http://www.eva-longoria.net/gallery/data/500/eva-longoria_net-spursgame2005jun23-07.jpg

[ALVAREZ6]

Vanessa Bryant has that cheap porn star look...

I bet Kobe found her on a random LA corner.

[bigzak25]

eva does look mighty tasty in that pic...i may have to reconsider.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Ok let me tell you who is hot. Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johanson, Jessica Alba, Denise Richards, Jennifer Love Hewitt, and probably a million other chicks. Just because your boy Parker is dating her doesn't mean she's the shit. Maybe to you guys in San Antonio because we all know that is the obese capital of world so you guys don't get to see much purdy looking girls.
right, 'cause in California everyone is so NATURALLY beautifull! What a laugh!

[Old School Chic]

I bet Kobe found her on a random LA corner.

He sure did... :lol

[ALVAREZ6]

right, 'cause in California everyone is so NATURALLY beautifull! What a laugh!
I was just about to say that...

California girls are fake.

Especially SoCal. Have you seen the MTV show Laguna Beach?

You pick any random SoCal teen chick and they have it all. From the clothes to the cars to the houses.

All you've proven about Cali girls is that they're spoiled.



If there are any cali chicks in here, don't take this personal, it doesn't necessarily apply to you.

[ace3g]

Eva Longoria all the way

[bigzak25]

is vanessa stacked legit?

if not i'll be very dissappointed...:depressed

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Lets put it this way, there is more silicone in LA's women than in the whole of Silicon Valley!

[ace3g]

I just dred the day that we see Tony Parker on Desperate Housewives

[MajicMan]

He sure did... :lol
No actually he met her a jay z video shoot lolz. I'm a Laker fan not a Kobe jocker. My preference has nothing to do with Lakers vs Spurs. It's not like Eva isn't ho'n it up around town. How many different guys has she been linked to and how many different pictures of her with different guys have you seen. She dated a backstreet boy for crying out loud.

[tw05baller]

eva for sure

[ALVAREZ6]

She dated a backstreet boy for crying out loud.
Vanessa is married to a rapist, and she falls for his apology only because it involved a 1 million dollar ring.

[bigzak25]

She dated a backstreet boy for crying out loud.


forgive me eva but that is funny...:lmao

[MajicMan]

right, 'cause in California everyone is so NATURALLY beautifull! What a laugh!
Sillicone Barbie dolls are better than bbq eating fat chicks.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Eva.

I've never been into vanessa... her face always looks bitchy to me. Liek she's displaying her attitude for the world to see and it ain't good.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Sillicone Barbie dolls are better than bbq eating fat chicks.


if a chick is fat it means she can cook.

[Old School Chic]

Vanessa kind of has that Wannabe Eva Longoria look In this pic.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/alexander/kobe_bryant/alexanderpred.jpg

[Old School Chic]

Vanessa is married to a rapist, and she falls for his apology only because it involved a 1 million dollar ring.

And a tattoo with her name on It.
:lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

Vanessa kind of has that Wannabe Eva Longoria look In this pic.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/alexander/kobe_bryant/alexanderpred.jpg


brown sweater w/ balck pants??
Vanessa must've been mad at him to let him leave the house in that outfit.

[milkyway21]

both are beautiful in their own way.

but coming from a chick like me, I'd want to look like Eva than Vanessa. Eva looks so confident, funny, and someone comfortable to be with than than Vanessa, who hardly smile at all:angel. Look at the eyes of these two. Eva has friendly eyes. Vanessa seems like off-limits.
well, that's IMO.

[ALVAREZ6]

And a tattoo with her name on It.
:lol
:lmao
Did not know that, but that proves my point even more.

[MajicMan]

Vanessa is married to a rapist, and she falls for his apology only because it involved a 1 million dollar ring.

It was a 4 million dollar ring.

Eva dated this guys here :lol :lol She gets around I guess
http://www.screamlineusa.com/spotlight/pics/celebs/JCChasezin_Trusc_778517_600.jpg

[Old School Chic]

:lmao
Did not know that, but that proves my point even more.

http://myweb2.qunara.net/mywpg/images/story_pics/s110545A.jpg

[ALVAREZ6]

It was a 4 million dollar ring.

Even more pathetic.


Vanessa fell for money. A 4 million dollar ring. Wow.






"Hey hunnie, I just fucked some random white whore"

"WTF!!!!! I hate you!!! Go kill yourself!"

"Hold on, here's a 4 million (*cough cough*) yes, I did just say 4 million, dollar ring."






...




That's how it went.

[MajicMan]

Eva http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/eva_longoria/eva_longoria-tongue.gif

[scott]

Personally, I think Vanessa is hotter.

[ALVAREZ6]

Eva http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/eva_longoria/eva_longoria-tongue.gif
What's your point, she looks damn fine in that pic.

[JoeChalupa]

I think they are both attractive. I like small breasted women when they have beautiful faces.

[midgetonadonkey]

Eva http://www.deansplanet.com/images/celebs/broads/eva_longoria/eva_longoria-tongue.gif

I bet Tony enjoys it when she does that.

[milkyway21]

Eva.......be careful...:nope

Kori is watching:oops

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Vanessa is married to a rapist, and she falls for his apology only because it involved a 1 million dollar ring.


it was actually like 3 or 4 million dollar ring pink diamond...which makes it that much more ridiculous

Eva is a SA girl, naturally hot, home grown, fine as hell, tiny ass small mexican chick

Vanessa is a fake spoiled LA brat that makes her adulterous husband buy her multi million dollar rings (and simultaneously signed both her and her husbands contract to spend the afterlife in Hell)

Also their hotness is not even close...at all

Vanessa has those big fat fake lips

Eva has that seductive ass smile

its not close

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Sillicone Barbie dolls are better than bbq eating fat chicks.
I'd take that bbq eating fat REAL chick over those silicone enhanced real life blow up dolls LA produces, any day of the week!

[adrienne]

Vanessa is hotter.

Eva is prettier.

They're both attractive but in completely different ways.

[MajicMan]

be careful...:nope

Kori is watching:oops
Should I remove it? I didn't think the picture was offensive.

[ZStomp]

I pick Adrienne...:lol :)


Who cares which girl is hotter/prettier. Seriously..why?

For the record...I'll take both. Why choose?

[Banks91]

id take both, have me a menage a trois.
vanessa= gettin backshots
eva= gettin eating out by vanessa

then they switch after. thats how u do it.

[The sone]

screw that i pick the snapple lady...oooooowwwwwwwwwwww!!!

[Boo]

i say their both good looking

but after that picture that alvarez posted..

DAMN id take eva.

[midgetonadonkey]

id take both, have me a menage a trois.
vanessa= gettin backshots
eva= gettin eating out by vanessa

then they switch after. thats how u do it.


Fuck yeah dude. I like the way you think.

[PM5K]

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/vanessa_bryant.jpg

[Fonzie]

Heeeeeey, I could have either one of them.

[Horry For 3!]

Eva.

[Jimcs50]

Look at my sig!!!


nuff said

[Spam]

Look at my sig!!!


nuff said

Dude, it's only a trophy..either way you look at it.

[mouse]

Vanessa is married to a rapist, and she falls for his apology only because it involved a 1 million dollar ring.


it was actually like 3 or 4 million dollar ring pink diamond...


ALVEREZ6 just got OWNED


Sorry folks but ALVEREZ told me I got owned in another topic so I am returning the favor. I have a 12 pack of beer BigSnack brought by tonight so I will have no problem waxing his tender young ass if he makes another move..

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/Mouse-Hits.jpg

[midgetonadonkey]

If I was a chick, I wouldn't care how many chicks my husband raped as long as I scored a 4 million dollar ring each time. I still say Vanessa is a gold digging whore. I hate chicks with fake ass big lips. It's just gross.

[E20]

I'd hit both.

[adrienne]

Aw, Zstomp. :makeout

:lol

[Sense]

Who do you guys think is hotter?

And PLEASE don't just choose Eva because of Parker, really tell what you think.

Personally I'd say their pretty much even, but I'd slightly take Eva over Vanessa.


http://www.cbs.com/daytime/yr/star_images/actors/elongoria.jpg

Eva Longoria, Tony Parker's Girlfriend...

http://www.gazzetta.it/Foto%20Hermes/2003/10-Ottobre/24/vanessa--310x210.jpg

...or Vanessa Bryant, Kobe Bryant's Wife?

Aren't you too young to be starting these kinds of threads? I'm wondering what was on your mind.


Anyways...

Eva=Beautiful....long relationship kinda girl
Vanessa=Hot..one night stander.


I pick Vanessa, she has the body...and teh face.

[Boo]

Aren't you too young to be starting these kinds of threads? I'm wondering what was on your mind.

You guys act like me and ALVAREZ are like 8 year old kids. We're actually not...

You really are a tough guy trying to punk around with the younger guys..

[TheTruth]

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/673/kobe2sl.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[mouse]

You guys act like me and ALVAREZ are like 8 year old kids. We're actually not...

Not me , I was thinking 15 and 16


You really are a tough guy trying to punk around with the younger guys..

it's almost midnight. all young boys should be in bed, Only the big dawgs should be out this late, and if your up? then your ass has a good chance in getting waxed tonight :lmao

[ZStomp]

Aw, Zstomp. :makeout

:lol


:elephant

[Boo]

it's almost midnight. all young boys should be in bed, Only the big dawgs should be out this late, and if your up? then your ass has a good chance in getting waxed tonight

Not if you live in Cali, it's 10:30 right now. I guess that means I'm only 10. :rolleyes

Anyways, goodnight.

[Sense]

You guys act like me and ALVAREZ are like 8 year old kids. We're actually not...
Wtf?



You really are a tough guy trying to punk around with the younger guys..


.... I won't even answer to that, shows why I think you act like an 8 year old..
hah

[TheWriter]

THose Laguna chicks are so bitchy. one of my friends from HS knows them all personally cuz he went to highschool with them.

Can I get a P
Can I get an A
Can I get a T
Can I get an H
Can I get a O
Can I get an L
Can I get a O
Can I get a G
Can I get an I
Can I get a C
Can I get an A
Can I get an L
Can I get an L
Can I get an I
Can I get an A
Can I get an R

What does that spell!?

[TheTruth]

THose Laguna chicks are so bitchy. one of my friends from HS knows them all personally cuz he went to highschool with them.


Eva is sooooooooooo much finer.
If its a friend from HS that went to HS with the chicks from Laguna Beach wouldn't that mean you went to HS with the chicks from Laguna Beach?

[TheWriter]

No, I'm from Sac. A guy from my college (San Diego) is from the OC and WENT to their high school.


one of my friends from HS knows them all personally

The fuck...??

[TheWriter]

I originally posted HS. I meant college. Its not too complicated.


Yeah it's not.

I mean you put high school but stupid us for not thinking you meant college. Oh dumb me.

But since you changed your story... opps, I mean corrected yourself, I'll let the lie... opps again, mistake go.

[ALVAREZ6]

Mouse, how did I get owned???

I said that it was like a 1 million dollar ring, and someone else said it was more like 4 million. The more expensive it was the more it proves my point....that Vanessa is a brainless whore.

[1Parker1]

Vanessa is hotter.

Eva is prettier.

They're both attractive but in completely different ways.

exactly.

[batman2883]

Vanessa Bryant kills any NBA players wife, she is the finest woman married to a Pro basketball player out there....she's the hottest thing since sliced bread.

[Shelly]

Writer, why don't you invite GIG to YOUR forum so you two can bitch at each other in every topic like you do here?

[batman2883]

Vanessa Williams and Rick Fox got divorced she is no longer eligible, i think the number 2 girl has to be Joumanna Kidd, she is fine too. Too bad JKidd has to beat her down.

[bigzak25]

all this vanessa is a whore stuff is really ridiculous.

she married her high school boyfriend. maybe she got around before that, but

just cuz she gave her Husband a 2nd chance doesn't make her one.

And so what if she got that ring? If you ever fuck up like that

and you got jack? You'll be getting one for your wife too. :lol

Kobe's got off cheap, cuz she could have taken HALF + A shitload of Childsupport.

[ALVAREZ6]

Eva is hotter than Vanessa period. End of thread.

Vanessa does not have a nice face, nothing close to Eva, and I haven't seen any pics that show Vanessa in a bikini yet, and by the pic I posted, Eva is hotter.

[batman2883]

Eva is hotter than Vanessa period. End of thread.

Vanessa does not have a nice face, nothing close to Eva, and I haven't seen any pics that show Vanessa in a bikini yet, and by the pic I posted, Eva is hotter.


You are smoking the pipe my friend, Vanessa Bryant has a way better body and has a nicer face, i think Eva is hot, but she resembles a mouse too much sometimes, and her age is starting to show when she doesnt wear make up. Vanessa is fine, young and more filled in the right places.

[Shelly]

Y'all need a hobby

[batman2883]

Y'all need a hobby


Apart from chatting here in the forum, i also put together puzzles, i play basketball, i make straight A's in school, and of course, i watch a crap load of movies and sports.

[midgetonadonkey]

Y'all need a hobby

Drinking and posting are my hobbies.

[samikeyp]

I think its hilarious that Majic swears he picks Vanessa not because she is with Kobe but then disses Eva because she is dating Parker. Double standard, anyone? Also I noticed that Majic purposely ignored the two Spurs fans that agreed with him. Go figure.

[Shelly]

And besides, Writer. YOU of all people shouldn't be calling someone a liar.

[sa_butta]

Evenly matched, I would let them fight for me.

[samikeyp]

besides....we all know who's hotter.....
http://www.mailbling.com/det50.jpg
:tu

[1Parker1]

^^:lol Isn't that Shelly?

[ObiwanGinobili]

Shelly is the shiznit.

[batman2883]

Shelly Shelly Shelly

[ObiwanGinobili]

besides....we all know who's hotter.....
http://www.mailbling.com/det50.jpg
:tu


dude , check out that smirk.
she knows she's hotstuff.

[samikeyp]

as well she should.

[batman2883]

She looks like she was in the Matrix too, wow

[sa_butta]

She looks like she was in the Matrix too, wowTrinity
or men in black.

[ObiwanGinobili]

omg, I just noticed that the camera flash gave her t-shirt a semi-sheer thing.
you can totally see her bra/cleavege outline.......

[samikeyp]

exactly. :eyebrows

[batman2883]

ha ha ha hah a

[Shelly]

omg, I just noticed that the camera flash gave her t-shirt a semi-sheer thing.
you can totally see her bra/cleavege outline.......


That's my black bar....er...bra.

[tlongII]

I like 'em both..... but I'll take Eva.

[ObiwanGinobili]

That's my black bar....er...bra.


:lol

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Can I get a P
Can I get an A
Can I get a T
Can I get an H
Can I get a O
Can I get an L
Can I get a O
Can I get a G
Can I get an I
Can I get a C
Can I get an A
Can I get an L
Can I get an L
Can I get an I
Can I get an A
Can I get an R

What does that spell!?
HAHAHAHA!! Ain't this the mother of all ironies!! LOOK WHO'S TALKING YOU PATHETIC BITCH!

[Jelly]

ObiwanGinobli,
if that's you in the picture, cute haircut.

[Shelly]

ObiwanGinobli,
if that's you in the picture, cute haircut.


No, that's me.

And thank you!

[ObiwanGinobili]

ObiwanGinobli,
if that's you in the picture, cute haircut.

no. that's Shelly.

[GrandeDavid]

Toss-up, but Vanessa looks slutier. :lol

Which is why I think Vanessa's hotter! :smokin

[midgetonadonkey]

You gotta love sluts.

[sa_butta]

YEAH Vegas has alot of sluts.

[batman2883]

YEAH Vegas has alot of sluts.


ha haha ha yes Vegas sure does,

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Vanessa.

Kobe's a fool.

[midgetonadonkey]

Vanessa.

Kobe's a fool.

Why is he a fool? He got to bang the white chick without getting a divorce. All it cost him was a $4 million dollar rock. He's still banging his wife. He'd be a fool if she left his ass.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Why is he a fool? He got to bang the white chick without getting a divorce. All it cost him was a $4 million dollar rock. He's still banging his wife. He'd be a fool if she left his ass.

Oh wait, you are so right. I made a mistake.





You're a fool.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Why is he a fool? He got to bang the white chick without getting a divorce. All it cost him was a $4 million dollar rock. He's still banging his wife. He'd be a fool if she left his ass.
Are you dumb?? You do realize that banging that white chick cost him 4 million!!?? and that makes her the most expensive lay in the history of mankind! lol

[Jelly]

this is not the first time a famous man with a drop dead gorgeous wife/girlfriend has cheated on her with a relatively average looking woman. Billy Bob Thornton once said that making love to Angelina Jolie was like "screwing a couch". It makes me wonder....are extremely beautiful women bad/lazy/complacent in bed?

[samikeyp]

Maybe Billy Bob was just bitter....personally I would like the chance to find out what Angelina is like! :)

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

this is not the first time a famous man with a drop dead gorgeous wife/girlfriend has cheated on her with a relatively average looking woman. Billy Bob Thornton once said that making love to Angelina Jolie was like "screwing a couch". It makes me wonder....are extremely beautiful women bad/lazy/complacent in bed?


You've gotta love Billy Bob. My guess is that his alter-ego (maybe just "ego") is akin to his Bad Santa character. Probably the only guy who's that average looking that would talk that kind of smack about the hottest chica in Hollywood.

[Jelly]

so maybe Billy Bob is just bitter, but there are other examples...How about Hugh Grant screwing around with that ManWoman when he was with Elizabeth Hurley?

[samikeyp]

Hugh Grant is just a dumbass. :lol

[Jelly]

Just testing a theory.

When I come to think about it, the best lover I ever had was an average looking guy, who I initially didn't want to go out with because I thought he was so average looking (shallow I know). Imagine my surprise :elephant

The best looking guy I ever dated was EXTREMELY good looking, but was a really boring lover. :sleep :sleep

I really think I'm onto something here...

[samikeyp]

you may be right....maybe its a perception thing.

[Supreme Allah]

Eva has that cute, innocent look to her. Vanessa has the hot, sexy look to her. It really goes on what you prefer.

Both are stunningly beautiful.