All U.S states ranked by penis size (LMAO Texas)

[lefty]

All 50 U.S. States, Ranked By Penis Size (http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2013/12/penis-sizes-ranked-state/) By Josh Kurp (http://www.uproxx.com/author/josh-kurp/) / 12.04.13

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Three things:
1. I am only buying my condoms from Condomania (http://widget.uproxx.com/b/24/http://www.condomania.com/) from now on. My condos, too.
2. Condomania compiled data (http://widget.uproxx.com/b/24/http://www.prweb.com/releases/biggest-penises-by-state/state-penis-size/prweb11377257.htm?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000008) to discover “which states bought a higher-than-average amount of larger-sized condoms,” i.e. they paid off some hobos to rummage through bedroom trash for used rubbers. Here’s what they found.

1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
5. Massachusetts
6. Ohio
7. Arizona
8. Alabama
9. New York
10. South Carolina
11. Colorado
12. Maryland
13. Wisconsin
14. New Jersey
15. California
16. Florida
17. Connecticut
18. Virginia
19. Oregon
20. Pennsylvania
21. Washington
22. Tennessee
23. New Mexico
24. Iowa
25. Illinois
26. Louisiana
27. Vermont
28. Utah
29. Maine
30. Nebraska
31. Idaho
32. Kansas
33. Delaware
34. Michigan
35. Nevada
36. New Hampshire
37. Oklahoma
38. Montana
39. Minnesota
40. Kentucky
41. Texas
42. Indiana
43. West Virginia
44. Missouri
45. Alaska
46. North Carolina
47. Wyoming
48. Arkansas
49. Hawaii
50. Mississippi
3. Either people from Georgia, which is noticeably absent, are so huge, they’d make North Dakota look like North Carolina, or no one from the Peach State has a penis. I’m thinking the second option.


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[apalisoc_9]

Hawaii is 49 mainly because there are so many Asians in there...

[DJR210]

I though North Dakota was predominantly white.

[CubanSucks]

Sounds scientific

[The Gemini Method]

You would think with all the porn that goes on in Cali, they're would be an extraordinary amount of large penises to off-shoot the Messican portion and what not...

[101A]

I moved from Texas to Pennsylvania.

My crank didn't change.

[daslicer]

Wow I live in NC shocked to see we are ranked near the bottom of the list. I thought we would be ranked high since our black population is top 10 in the US.

[lefty]

Wow I live in NC shocked to see we are ranked near the bottom of the list. I thought we would be ranked high since our black population is top 10 in the US.
Another myth shattered

[m>s]

I though North Dakota was predominantly white.
It is, same with Rhode Island and all the others at the top. Whites actually have bigger penises than blacks on average. Somebody posted a world ranking once and it was mostly European countries at the top, only one African country was the exception can't remember which. The biggest dick in the world is a white one, fact.

[Holden_Caulfield]

wtf do they eat in the dakotas :lol


lol at hawaii the rainbow warriors :rollin

[lefty]

Another myth shattered


It is, same with Rhode Island and all the others at the top. Whites actually have bigger penises than blacks on average. Somebody posted a world ranking once and it was mostly European countries at the top, only one African country was the exception can't remember which. The biggest dick in the world is a white one, fact.


Wow I live in NC shocked to see we are ranked near the bottom of the list. I thought we would be ranked high since our black population is top 10 in the US. jeebus, get in here !!!!!

[The Gemini Method]

http://www.bilerico.com/2013/08/rankings_which_states_have_the_biggest_penises.php This has Hawaii ranked sixth...

[DisAsTerBot]

lol m>s is the resident penile expert

[mrsmaalox]

Better start planning my next vacation!

[Trill Clinton]

no homo at some of these posts.

[mrsmaalox]

no homo at some of these posts.

:lol

[The Gemini Method]

Better start planning my next vacation!

Get it, girl!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I didn't know the Dakotas and Rhode Island were urban

[jeebus]

jeebus (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=22786), get in here !!!!!
There's a reason why Africa and their wayward descendants aren't known for their ability to please a woman.

[AussieFanKurt]

There's a reason why Africa and their wayward descendants aren't known for their ability to please a woman.

and why's that

[Wild Cobra]

I though North Dakota was predominantly white.
Probably Icelandic.

[Wild Cobra]

There's a reason why Africa and their wayward descendants aren't known for their ability to please a woman.
Yep.

The only reason they look bigger is because they don't get much larger when hard. Us white guys don't have that genetic high blood pressure problem, and we grow 3-4 times larger when hard.

[gnsf0946]

Yep.

The only reason they look bigger is because they don't get much larger when hard. Us white guys don't have that genetic high blood pressure problem, and we grow 3-4 times larger when hard.

if it's big enough, can you triangulate its location?

[apalisoc_9]

10 incher checkinnn in..

Sup big cock guys..

[resistanze]

Yep.

The only reason they look bigger is because they don't get much larger when hard.

:lmao Only you would post this queer shit AGAIN

[m>s]

He's telling the truth though

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

#46? Fuck that shit

[m>s]

majority of the top 10 are mostly white states lol. N!gger crew, get in here and spin this ish.

[Rogue]

Oklahoma is way underrated on this list imho, given the percentage of black population in that state. apparently meth does no good to one's potency tbh.

[JudynTX]

Better start planning my next vacation!

North Dakota or Rhode Island?

[mrsmaalox]

North Dakota or Rhode Island?

I prefer the warmth of the south---I'll start with South Carolina :)

[The Gemini Method]

I prefer the warmth of the south---I'll start with South Carolina :)

Thinking she like the brothas more than the weather...

[mrsmaalox]

Thinking she like the brothas more than the weather...

Well actually.....from personal experience, nothing compares to a tall, southern white boy. Mmmm.

[The Gemini Method]

Well actually.....from personal experience, nothing compares to a tall, southern white boy. Mmmm.

Or there's that...lol

[Wild Cobra]

:lmao Only you would post this queer shit AGAIN
Well, it seems to me that you must be queer to take it as a queer comment.

This is what women have told me.

[resistanze]

Well, it seems to me that you must be queer to take it as a queer comment.

This is what women have told me.

You pillow talk consists of talking about flaccid black dicks?

[Wild Cobra]

Well actually.....from personal experience, nothing compares to a tall, southern white boy. Mmmm.
How many do you think has some Scandinavian, Scottish, Norwegian, or Icelandic blood?

[mrsmaalox]

How many do you think has some Scandinavian, Scottish, Norwegian, or Icelandic blood?

I don't know. How about I take a survey? :D

[Creepn]

Title of this thread should be: Small Penis Group Session for Whites Only.

With guest speaker - Wild Cobra

[Wild Cobra]

Title of this thread should be: Small Penis Group Session for Whites Only.

With guest speaker - Wild Cobra
Is that your latest fantasy?

I think you should go see a therapist.

[m>s]

The angry n!gger finally showed up!!! Tuck your little Dick in between your legs along with your tail and slink away monkey faggot :monkey

[Creepn]

The angry n!gger finally showed up!!! Tuck your little Dick in between your legs along with your tail and slink away monkey faggot :monkey

Angry? Lol OK weirdo.

Anyway, wouldn't I need a big one to be able to tuck it in between my legs though?