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Avante
12-09-2013, 03:51 PM
...up in the mountains later tonight. Be there for a week, the deal is no computers. Just the bats, critters, Mother Nature and Father Time and us. No I'm not running off to the hills to hide....hahahaha!!!!!!!!! That's so fucking stupid. Just bringing this up because everytime I miss a week here I'm in hiding, as ridiculous as that seems.

Last time we were there a couple weeks ago I saw the biggest centipede I'd ever seen, I bet it was a foot long, scarey looking thing.

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Clipper Nation
12-09-2013, 03:54 PM
:lolld Fagg:lolt hiding after another week of shit betting :lmao
DJR210
12-09-2013, 04:00 PM
He's getting more creative..he knew home renovation stories aren't gonna cut it anymore.
AchillesHeel
12-09-2013, 04:01 PM
What's next? You got a kid pregnant?
DJR210
12-09-2013, 04:05 PM
What's next? You got a kid pregnant?

1. He's near 80, he can't produce a load anymore
2. He can't impregnate a boy
Blake
12-09-2013, 04:06 PM
Last time we were there a couple weeks ago I saw the biggest centipede I'd ever seen, I bet it was a foot long, scarey looking thing.

See ya~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Is centipede a swinger code word for penis
I. Hustle
12-09-2013, 04:08 PM
I just have to make a couple of stops before I get there. http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f3/120919d1242526576-what-other-car-compliments-lotus-elise-free-candy-inside.jpg
AchillesHeel
12-09-2013, 04:11 PM
1. He's near 80, he can't produce a load anymore
2. He can't impregnate a boy

:lol
DJR210
12-09-2013, 04:21 PM
LMFAO @ Avante's van
DJR210
12-09-2013, 04:27 PM
"Avante's Childcare - Only the BEST for your child!"

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/18/article-2050344-0E6B584500000578-198_634x411.jpg
Clipper Nation
12-09-2013, 04:43 PM
He's getting more creative..he knew home renovation stories aren't gonna cut it anymore.

:lol Not really, he's always switched off between "painting a house" and "visiting relatives in the mountains"....

It's amazing how every single one of his relatives lives in far-flung locations without Internet, and that he always magically has to visit them when he has a few shit betting weeks, though :lol
JudynTX
12-09-2013, 04:46 PM
This dude man.
ChumpDumper
12-09-2013, 04:58 PM
lol preemptive lying
Reck
12-09-2013, 06:14 PM
When did Avante become CubanSucks lite? Damn
DMC
12-09-2013, 08:59 PM
I have a condo in Breck. We should hook up sometime.
benefactor
12-09-2013, 09:13 PM
Go make a bear angry.