Another Classic Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

[batman2883]

Man im sorry but this movie has to be one of the funniest movies i've ever seen. I am a huge View Askew movie fan, they have great ones such as "Chasing Amy", "Dogma", "Mallrats", and "Clerks". However Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is classic, this movie is a non stop laughing movie, one that you have to make sure your not eating or drinking while watching cause you will spit it out or choke ha ha ha ha, classic line "What the fuck is the internet"

[SWC Bonfire]

Will Ferrel thinking the monkey was a retarded kid & Jay + Silent Bob was a gay couple.
:lol

[ZStomp]

I don't know about Classic but a good movie.

[sa_butta]

I like the scene with the nuns that was funny.

[alamo50]

http://www.affichescinema.com/insc_d/dogma.jpg

Dogma is my favourite Askew movie without a doubt.

[batman2883]

Actually my favorite one is Mallrats, but i love Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back...."Hey your the Dawson" "Eww dude your the guy who fu**ed the pie"

[MannyIsGod]

I prefer Dogma.

[alamo50]

I have to agree with you.
Mallrats is even better indeed.

[TheTruth]

Dogma was funnier, IMO.

[spurschick]

lemon face...
lion face...
lemon face...
lion face...

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha ha ha, how do you like them apples....i dont like the sound of them apples what are we gonna do..........Apple sauce!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

The deleted scene where Scooby Doo gets the stoner boner is the best scene.

[batman2883]

holy crap are you serious i never saw that deleted scene i saw the one when they got on the bus and that kid in the helmet starts banging his head and screaming

[batman2883]

Funny as dung

http://newsaskew.com/va5/BC1.jpg

[Duff McCartney]

I'm not a fan of Kevin Smith's movies.

[midgetonadonkey]

Clerks is still my favorite.
Dante "My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks."
Customer "In a row?"

[batman2883]

i liked the chewbacca song from Clerks, Chewbacca.....what a wookie

[King]

Clerks is quite possibly one of the worst movies ever filmed. I think a lot of people are Kevin Smith fans because they think they're supposed to be, completely ignoring the fact that a lot of his movies, save for Dogma, are horrible.

[midgetonadonkey]

Clerks is quite possibly one of the worst movies ever filmed. I think a lot of people are Kevin Smith fans because they think they're supposed to be, completely ignoring the fact that a lot of his movies, save for Dogma, are horrible.

What didn't you like about Clerks?

[King]

What didn't you like about Clerks?

Mainly the script and the acting.

[Horry For 3!]

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[TheWriter]

Clerks is quite possibly one of the worst movies ever filmed. I think a lot of people are Kevin Smith fans because they think they're supposed to be, completely ignoring the fact that a lot of his movies, save for Dogma, are horrible.

Thank you!

What fing clerk on this planet talks like a Harvard grad? Not to mention the video clerk next door.

How many big words can Kevin Smith until people realize he has a dictionary/thesaurus next to his computer/typewriter/whatever when he's writing screenplays.

[MI21]

"I am the master of the clit." :lol

The majority of Kevin Smith movies are great, I think Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob are the funniest though.



Thank you!

What fing clerk on this planet talks like a Harvard grad? Not to mention the video clerk next door.

How many big words can Kevin Smith until people realize he has a dictionary/thesaurus next to his computer/typewriter/whatever when he's writing screenplays.

I remember when Buddy Holly posted his idea for a movie with part of the script or screenplay over at SpursReport.

Fuck it was bad :lol Anyone else remember?

(At least from memory it was Buddy Holly, I'm pretty sure.)

[midgetonadonkey]

Thank you!

What fing clerk on this planet talks like a Harvard grad? Not to mention the video clerk next door.

How many big words can Kevin Smith until people realize he has a dictionary/thesaurus next to his computer/typewriter/whatever when he's writing screenplays.

A lot of the fucked up drug addict I hang out with use big words and can have intelligent conversations with pretty much anyone. They barely graduated high school but they can quote Ginsberg, Whitman and a whole bunch of other shit most of the English majors I graduated from the university with couldn't even understand. You can't assume just because someone works a shitty job they aren't smart. Some people are smart but just don't give a fuck.

[alamo50]

I think a lot of people are Kevin Smith fans because they think they're supposed to be, completely ignoring the fact that a lot of his movies, save for Dogma, are horrible.


WTF?
You think everybody has your (non)sense of humor?

[Kori Ellis]

Clerks is quite possibly one of the worst movies ever filmed. I think a lot of people are Kevin Smith fans because they think they're supposed to be, completely ignoring the fact that a lot of his movies, save for Dogma, are horrible.

Well I hated Dogma, so I guess it's just a matter of preference :lol

[King]

Well I hated Dogma, so I guess it's just a matter of preference :lol


True. But, I don't think it's preference that Clerks was the worst movie of all time. That's a cold hard fact.

[King]

WTF?
You think everybody has your (non)sense of humor?

Actually, I think I'm infinitely funnier than anyone alive. I would say funnier than anyone that has ever lived, but that's just cocky.