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Henry Swanson
12-13-2013, 09:26 AM
Who went to go see it? Looks like Zak attack did :lol

http://ww4.hdnux.com/photos/25/25/54/5593867/0/960x540.jpg

Creepn
12-13-2013, 10:25 AM
Is that Harry Potter on the left?

Lincoln
12-13-2013, 10:54 AM
^thought the same exact thing lmao

chunticakes
12-13-2013, 11:35 AM
it's thunderup.

Thebesteva
12-13-2013, 12:12 PM
Kim Kardashian is in a film?

xmas1997
12-13-2013, 12:30 PM
Going to the 3d version in an hour.
Let you know what I think.

DJR210
12-13-2013, 01:45 PM
Going to the 3d version in an hour.
Let you know what I think.

Oh shit?! You're ALIVE?

xmas1997
12-13-2013, 09:09 PM
It was really great.
Don't miss it.

Chingo Bling
12-13-2013, 09:21 PM
That's not BigZak's wife. Aye guey! Tiene una sancha. Aye, cabron

hehateme
12-13-2013, 11:59 PM
Is that Harry Potter on the left?

better question is whats up with that oompa loompa in the middle..jesus

CubanSucks
12-14-2013, 12:37 AM
I know yall are all dying to know what I think but I'm not gonna be able to see it till Monday. You'll have to wait till then for my review. Until then I won't be looking at this thread

Rogue
12-14-2013, 05:12 AM
the left guy looks like a carbon copy of Harry Potter, I agree, except being even more dorky & jerky tbh.

TheCultOfPersonality
12-14-2013, 12:11 PM
Kim Kardashian is in a film?
Yes.

Also Kanye still likes fish dicks.

Lincoln
12-14-2013, 02:16 PM
so is this shit any good? I might go see it tonight. the first one was pretty good imo outside of that retarded brown wizard

jeebus
12-14-2013, 02:22 PM
better question is whats up with that oompa loompa in the middle..jesus
which one? the sixhead or the Jim Carrey dumb and dumber haircut?

xmas1997
12-14-2013, 04:36 PM
so is this shit any good? I might go see it tonight. the first one was pretty good imo outside of that retarded brown wizard


It was much better than the first one. Just remember, there will be a third final one.

Proxy
12-16-2013, 12:11 PM
I'm a Tolkien addict. Loved LOTR, but...

The movie was absolute shit. You're literally retarded if you think it was good in any sense. I'd rather watch the shitty Star Wars Prequels.

hehateme
12-16-2013, 01:04 PM
which one? the sixhead or the Jim Carrey dumb and dumber haircut?

the sixhead one...the one on the right with the dumb and dumber haircut looks like a cabbage patch doll in person.

CitizenDwayne
12-16-2013, 01:45 PM
I'm a Tolkien addict. Loved LOTR, but...

The movie was absolute shit. You're literally retarded if you think it was good in any sense. I'd rather watch the shitty Star Wars Prequels.

Seriously? I wasn't really a fan of the first one, but I don't really see how a 'Tolkien addict' could hate any of these Jackson movies.

Proxy
12-16-2013, 02:12 PM
Seriously? I wasn't really a fan of the first one, but I don't really see how a 'Tolkien addict' could hate any of these Jackson movies.

The elves had no purpose other than to introduce some shitty fan fiction between Tauriel and Kili. Legolas and Thranduil are humorously over done. The allusions to LOTR are done in such an obvious and gratuitous way that I feel embarrassed.

cantthinkofanything
12-16-2013, 02:17 PM
The elves had no purpose other than to introduce some shitty fan fiction between Tauriel and Kili. Legolas and Thranduil are humorously over done. The allusions to LOTR are done in such an obvious and gratuitous way that I feel embarrassed.

I think I might have a gay cousin. What's your email address?

Proxy
12-16-2013, 02:40 PM
I think I might have a gay cousin. What's your email address?

is this the part where I get angry and defensive?

I. Hustle
12-16-2013, 02:52 PM
'Sup? I'm CTOA's cousin. He said I should message you. 'Sup?

cantthinkofanything
12-16-2013, 03:43 PM
is this the part where I get angry and defensive?

wait...what? most gays I know aren't angry or defensive. they're usually pretty cool and seem to always have good drug connections. what's your deal?

hehateme
12-16-2013, 03:44 PM
Proxy has the drugs?¿

Proxy
12-16-2013, 04:41 PM
:lol

CubanSucks
12-16-2013, 06:50 PM
It was alright. Calling it shit's a little strong. It was still great visually, the graphics and cinematography. The action scenes were badass, especially the barrel/river scene. Bilbo was an awesome character. Unfortunately, Smaug was pretty underwhelming. I'm glad he at least dies in the beginning of There and Back Again. Basically, the last 30 min or so was a dud

btw, Bard's daughter was sexy






























the older one of course

CubanSucks
12-16-2013, 08:02 PM
Holy shit I forgot to mention the blatantly obvious black people thrown in and shown close up. :lmao It was embarrassing. So, there's at least a VERY tiny few black people in Middle Earth, they only live in Lake Town, and they're FULLY black somehow

jeebus
12-16-2013, 08:06 PM
Holy shit I forgot to mention the blatantly obvious black people thrown in and shown close up. :lmao It was embarrassing. So, there's at least a VERY tiny few black people in Middle Earth, they only live in Lake Town, and they're FULLY black somehow

The uruk hai are black dudes. I don't see the problem here. :lol

CubanSucks
12-16-2013, 08:35 PM
The uruk hai are black dudes. I don't see the problem here. :lol

So those 2-3 black people were descendants of orcs? That actually explains it

jeebus
12-16-2013, 09:50 PM
So those 2-3 black people were descendants of orcs? That actually explains it

You're welcome lol

ChumpDumper
01-18-2014, 03:44 AM
Finally got around to seeing it. It was about 20 minutes too long as I suspected, but pretty good for a middle movie.

On a technical note, HFR 3D is the way to go for me if I bother with 3D. Pretty much eliminates the motion flickering that I find annoying.

CubanSucks
01-18-2014, 04:15 AM
I'm done with 3D forever. Post childhood Avatar is the ONE movie that's made it worth it and that was all it had going for it. A waste of $2-4

The Reckoning
01-18-2014, 06:02 AM
saw it today. took a nice nap during the smaug sequence and didn't miss a thing lol.

good movie to waste time for if you saw the first one. they're milking this book wayyy too much though. all the action will happen in the third based on what happened in the book.

Trainwreck2100
01-18-2014, 06:18 AM
saw it today. took a nice nap during the smaug sequence and didn't miss a thing lol.

good movie to waste time for if you saw the first one. they're milking this book wayyy too much though. all the action will happen in the third based on what happened in the book.

been saying that a trilogy was a waste since it was announced

xmas1997
01-18-2014, 02:45 PM
I'm done with 3D forever. Post childhood Avatar is the ONE movie that's made it worth it and that was all it had going for it. A waste of $2-4


I'm done with 3D too until they do away with those confounded glasses you have to wear.
As for the movie? First rate IMHO.

Proxy
01-18-2014, 05:05 PM
I'm done with 3D forever. Post childhood Avatar is the ONE movie that's made it worth it and that was all it had going for it. A waste of $2-4

Gravity

AaronY
01-19-2014, 11:25 AM
been saying that a trilogy was a waste since it was announced

I get maybe three 90 minute movies..maybe. But three 3 hour movies?? wtf..I mean wasn't the book like 300 pages?

CubanSucks
01-19-2014, 05:21 PM
I get maybe three 90 minute movies..maybe. But three 3 hour movies?? wtf..I mean wasn't the book like 300 pages?

yes but there's still PLENTY of Tolkien shit for him to play around with, and that does not include elves getting romantic with fucking dwarves

lefty
07-28-2014, 02:35 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSzeFFsKEt4

xmas1997
07-29-2014, 01:54 PM
Can't wait for the last movie!

lefty
11-06-2014, 01:52 PM
Final trailer for the Hobbit BOTFA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVAgTiBrrDA