Patty Mills Mailbag

[jkid12456]

http://www.nba.com/spurs/features/131211_patty_mills_mailbag

Please go there and submit a question for patty.


I asked, "hey patty, been a big follower since blazers. I just wanted to know who you hang out with the most on spurs team? And why don't you do any Pat Stacks videos? i miss em!"

[jkid12456]

poor patty

[PÒÓCH]

HOW TO SPEAK LIKE AN AUSTRALIAN

COMPLIMENTS
"Ya bloods worth bottling!"
"He's True Blue".
"I'd be up her like a rat up a drain pipe".
"A better man never stood in two shoes!"
YES
"Does a fat dog fart?"
"Even Blind Freddy could see it".
"Is the Pope a Catholic?"
"Does a Koala shit in a gum tree and wipe his ass on a Cockatoo?"
"Bloody oath!"
"No wuckin' forries".
"Is a frog's arse watertight?"
"Does a duck's bum pucker in a power dive?"
NO
"Pig's arse!!"
"Do chickens have lips?"
ASSORTED
"Drilling for Vegemite". (Anal sex)
"I'll have a super". (I'll have a beer)
"Make mine an unleaded". (I'll have a light beer)
"Going off like a frog in a sock". (try to picture this one)
"Like throwing a sausage down a hallway" (bad sex with a loose girl)
"Like trying to put a marshmallow in a coin slot" (sex after a few too many beers)
I'M HUNGRY
"I could eat the crotch out of a dead leper's undies".
"I could eat the horse and chase the jockey".
"So hungry I'd eat a shit sandwich".
"I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair".
"So hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck".
I'M THIRSTY
"I'm dry as a dead dingo's donger".
"I'm drier than a nuns nasty".
"I'm dry as a fuck with no foreplay".
"I'm as dry as a pommie's bath mat".
"I'm as dry as a bulls bum going up a hill backwards".
"I'm drier than an Arab's fart".
I NEED TO GO FOR A PEE
"Gonna drain the dragon".
"My back teeth are floating".
"Need to syphon the python".
"I got to take a snake's hiss".
"Gotta go have a slash".
"Gonna go water a horse".
"I'm off to drain the main vein".
"Time to splatter the bladder".
"I'm dying for a piss so bad I can taste it".
"Shake hands with the wife's best friend".
I NEED TO DO A POO
"I gotta go give birth to a politician".
"I'm takin' a stroll to the gravy bowl".
"I've got to drop the kids off at the pool"
"Off to the bog to leave an offering".
"Time to snap off a grogan".
"Have to hang a brown bear in the porcelain cave".
"I'm gonna strangle a brownie".
"There's a brown dog barking at the back door".
"I'm going to give birth to your twin".
"Need to choke a brown dog".
"I've freed Nelson Mandela".
"Taking out the garbage".
"I gotta back one out".
"Gonna lay some cables"
"Off for a James Hird"
"I'm touching cloth"
"The turtle is poking his head out for a look"
"Spray painting the Duck Bluey"
VOMIT
"I was driving the porcelain bus this morning".
"I left him a lawn pizza".
"Toss a tiger on the carpet".
"Having a technicolour yawn".
"Say hello to Ruth"
INSULTS
"I hope your ears turn into arseholes and shit on your shoulders".
"Not enough brains to give himself a headache!"
"About as useful as tits on a bull".
"You must be the world's only living brain donor".
"He's a few wanks short of an orgasm".
"She had more pricks than a second hand dartboard".
"Fell out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch on the way down".
"Face like a bashed crab".
"May your chooks turn into emus and kick your dunny down".
"He's got a few roo's loose in the top paddock".
"So stupid that he wouldn't know a tram was up him 'til the bell rang!"
"Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery".
"Pull your lip over your head and swallow!"
"As ugly as a hat full of arseholes".
"If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards".
"Got a face like a bashed in shit can".
"Couldn't tell his ass from a hole in the ground".
"Couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dog's arse".
"Couldn't organise a fuck in a brothel with a fist full of fifties".
"About as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking competition".
"I'll kick your bum till your nose bleeds!"
"A stubbie short of a six pack".
"Seen better heads in a piss trough".
"You're as handy as shit on a stick".
"Tighter than a fish's arse".
"So tight that he wouldn't shout if a shark bit him".
"As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp".
"He could talk a dog off a meatwagon".
"Fucked in the head".
"You've got a head like a half-eaten pastie".
"He wouldn't go two rounds with a revolving door".
"Mate, shes as rough as a pigs breakfast".
"Your face is like a twisted ugg boot".
"He's got a face like a cat licking shit off a thistle".
"She's been hit with the ugly stick too many times".
"She's two pick handles wide".
"An arse like two pigs fighting in a sugar bag".
"As ugly as a bag of spanners".
"You've got a head like a dropped pie".
"He thinks his shit don't stink, but his farts give him away".
"I wish his dad had settled for a blow job".
"If I had a head like yours I'd circumcise it".
"Wouldn't know if someone was up him sideways with an armful of deck chairs".
"As thick as two short planks!"
"Oxygen Thief"
"What a pog" (pog = pig dog)
"Shit for brains"

[jkid12456]

dont do that