Week 15 game thread sponsored by no one else wanted to start it tbh

[jeebus]

:p:

[AchillesHeel]

need to win today

[jeebus]

need to win today
so does Mason :cry

[Lincoln]

The media circus continues...reports leaked today that Kyle shanny will leave after this year because he can't work with his dad. Disagrees on The Benching and disagrees with his fathers future plans with the organization. I actually like Kyle, he can't mKe in game adjustments well but he writes a great gameplan and has led us to the #4 offense last year and #7 this year (prior to the chiefs game, probably around 11th now)


Predictions for savior Kirk today....59% completion, 275 yards 2 touchdowns and 2 picks.

[MeloHype]

Easy win

[Darth_Pelican]

Road games always make my asshole tighten up... at least this one is indoors.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Easy win

don't be so sure. rams play hard at home. NO should win but i'm thinking 27-20, 24-17 something like that.


hopefully we can have a better game than last week..

me last week:
http://i.imgur.com/iQOoarw.gif

[MeloHype]

don't be so sure. rams play hard at home. NO should win but i'm thinking 27-20, 24-17 something like that.


hopefully we can have a better game than last week..

me last week:
http://i.imgur.com/iQOoarw.gif

Geno is gonna go off, Holmes took a shot at Carolina's secondary, he'll have a big game too

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Geno is gonna go off, Holmes took a shot at Carolina's secondary, he'll have a big game too

yeah our secondary is shit and injured. but geno sucks going against aggressive D's. charles johnson is out again.. but i think geno will throw a couple picks and get sacked a few times.

23-14 Carolina i'm hopin

[TheCultOfPersonality]

My locks.

Carolina -10 vs the NY Jets
Seattle -8.5 vs the NY Giants
Cleveland +1 vs Chicago
Green Bay-Dallas over 49.5
San Francisco -4 vs Tampa Bay
Washington-Atlanta over 50

[Holden_Caulfield]

yeah our secondary is shit and injured. but geno sucks going against aggressive D's. charles johnson is out again.. but i think geno will throw a couple picks and get sacked a few times.

23-14 Carolina i'm hopin
shut the fuck up you faggot welcher:wakeup

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol henne you bum

[jeebus]

Texans looking great so far

[jeebus]

:lol Texans. on their way to averaging a penalty every couple minutes

[Holden_Caulfield]

cutler with the negative fantasy points :lol fml

[Lincoln]

Skins making the falcons look like the 2012 falcons

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Skins making the falcons look like the 2012 falcons

i think atlanta is still a legit team.

they didn't have white/jones for the majority of the year... and gonzalez got injured in the process

[AchillesHeel]

cmon get a TD here

[AchillesHeel]

ehh...

[jeebus]

nice save by Luck

[jeebus]

Luck :lol
:lol Trill

[Lincoln]

Cousins looks good until they started blitzing and the line can't hold up. Lost a fumble



Fuck this shitty line

[Holden_Caulfield]

ej manuel 0/4 1 int :lmao

[Lincoln]

Skins down 14-0 again :lol

[benefactor]

Dammit Joseph...we can't tank properly with you doing that shit.

[Lincoln]

Cousins is decisive. I like it.

Morris with a 30 yard run

Trade rg3!

[Holden_Caulfield]

damn greg jennings going ham, picked up the wrong wr :cry

[Lincoln]

Cousins!!!

[Lincoln]

We run a completely different offense without griffin. No pistol or anything

Makes me wonder if griffin can run a pro offense

[Holden_Caulfield]

We run a completely different offense without griffin. No pistol or anything

Makes me wonder if griffin can run a pro offense
cousins is not a monkeyballer :lol

[jeebus]

Cousins is decisive. I like it.

Morris with a 30 yard run

Trade rg3!
http://i.imgur.com/9uUBd7b.jpg

[Lincoln]

Cousins is solid IMO

Griffin has a higher ceiling because of his arm and athletic ability but who knows if he can reach that. Cousins brings the goods and deserved to start the season

[Lincoln]

cousins is not a monkeyballer :lol

The TD was a monkey pass :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

Cousins is solid IMO

Griffin has a higher ceiling because of his arm and athletic ability but who knows if he can reach that. Cousins brings the goods and deserved to start the season
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/maurice-jones-drew-is-busting-out.gif
its against atl, remember geno against this def :lmao

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Cousins is solid IMO

Griffin has a higher ceiling because of his arm and athletic ability but who knows if he can reach that. Cousins brings the goods and deserved to start the season

lol you're crazy man

rg3 just had an off year. rg3 still has tons of potential and brought the redskins back to playoffs for the first time in how long? gotta give em credit for that.

he's just got to get back in sync and stop being such a pus to stay in the pocket

[jeebus]

:cry My nigga Case Keenum showing up today :cry

[Clipper Nation]

lol you're crazy man

rg3 just had an off year. rg3 still has tons of potential and brought the redskins back to playoffs for the first time in how long? gotta give em credit for that.

he's just got to get back in sync and stop being such a pus to stay in the pocket
:lmao Cum Newton

[MeloHype]

Kenum:lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol you're crazy man

rg3 just had an off year. rg3 still has tons of potential and brought the redskins back to playoffs for the first time in how long? gotta give em credit for that.

he's just got to get back in sync and stop being such a pus to stay in the pocket
shut the fuck up you faggot welcher

[Holden_Caulfield]

my nigga ace sanders :hat

[Raven]

We run a completely different offense without griffin. No pistol or anything

Makes me wonder if griffin can run a pro offense

should have had those thoughts when you guys drafted him tbh

[Lincoln]

Skins :lmao

Fucking special teams

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

The fact I didn't start Stephen Jackson against this corpse of a defense might really bite me in the ass

[Lincoln]

The fact I didn't start Stephen Jackson against this corpse of a defense might really bite me in the ass
Yeah this team blows

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Chip Kelly kills a drive with one of his bullshit plays on 3rd and 1

[Lincoln]

:lol falcons couldn't score on first and goal from the 1

[Holden_Caulfield]

either this jags defense got better or buffalo just sucks dick :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol falcons couldn't score on first and goal from the 1
taking a page from whisenhunt :rollin

[Lincoln]

:lmao running a double end around on 4th down and it working

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Chip Kelly running a double end around on 4th down

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao running a double end around on 4th down and it working

Would have worked but bad shit happens when you tell a QB to go block :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol nice FG attempt Miami

[Lincoln]

:lmao cousins going ham!!!!

[Raven]

Tannehil has absolutely no protection, feel bad for him tbh, he may have like 60 sacks for the season :lol pats D statpadding per par

[Lincoln]

Would have worked but bad shit happens when you tell a QB to go block :lol

Crofl foles must've thought desean was gonna get chased down by that lineman :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

Seattle's offense is struggling. Elite Manning needs to put a drive together.

[jeebus]

:lmao cousins going ham!!!!
The Savior just doing what he's supposed to tbh

[Holden_Caulfield]

Tannehil has absolutely no protection, feel bad for him tbh, he may have like 60 sacks for the season :lol pats D statpadding per par
shit i shouldve started the pats D :cry

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao Cutler
:lmao giving him the job back

[Raven]

either this jags defense got better or buffalo just sucks dick :lol

buffalo is a disgrace to the game tbh, how can you draft a :monkey with the 8th pick when the guy wouldn't even be drafted in the third round anyway is beyond me.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Tannehil has absolutely no protection, feel bad for him tbh, he may have like 60 sacks for the season :lol pats D statpadding per par

their whole O-line is out, plus the whole jonathan martin bullshit

[Lincoln]

Nice fumble Alfred


Trent goes down


Fuck this team

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao Cutler
:lmao giving him the job back
:bang fuck i started him :cry

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Eli

[Lincoln]

Back to back fumbles :lmao

:lol Alfred
:lol Matt ryan

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Tannehil has absolutely no protection, feel bad for him tbh, he may have like 60 sacks for the season :lol pats D statpadding per par

:lol every dumbshit Miami fan on this site who said Jake Long sucks and wasn't needed

[Raven]

their whole O-line is out, plus the whole jonathan martin bullshit

i know, that's why i feel bad for him, if it was only him monkeying and not reading the D, than he would deserve it all. Similar to the Ryan situation, but perhaps even worse.

[Holden_Caulfield]

buffalo is a disgrace to the game tbh, how can you draft a :monkey with the 8th pick when the guy wouldn't even be drafted in the third round anyway is beyond me.
brah, the moment they announced the pick, i lol'd then felt bad for the bills more than geno :lol

[MeloHype]

I hope you die slowly cutler

[Lincoln]

:lmao 3 fumbles in a row

:lmao Alfred
:lmao Matt Ryan
:lmao Santana moss
:lmao battle between shit teams
:lmao 3 fumbles in 3 consecutive plays

[jeebus]

Trent Richardson is so awesome at what he does

[Raven]

brah, the moment they announced the pick, i lol'd then felt bad for the bills more than geno :lol

i was here too, and the only thing that made me laugh more that night was Geno's face tbh :lol

[jeebus]

:wow holy shit he scored

[Raven]

Trent Richardson is so awesome at what he does

7yd on 4 attempts :lol

he found some groove in the passing game the last few games though.

[Holden_Caulfield]

i was here too, and the only thing that made me laugh more that night was Geno's face tbh :lol
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2535443/genoworries_medium.gif

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:wow Marshawn Lynch

[lefty]

their whole O-line is out, plus the whole jonathan martin bullshit
it reminds of protection Brady got from his O line in the 2007 SB

[Lincoln]

:lmao Matt Ryan
:lmao these teams fuckin suck

[01Snake]

How to you start Cutler after the other QB's Monday Night performance?

[Holden_Caulfield]

hoomanonwee with the great catch :wow

[Trill Clinton]

melo, my nigga lincoln and dok thanks for the help doggies. sitting ryan was smart and i also sat alfred morrishttp://i40.tinypic.com/2zsy550.png

[Raven]

great catch by the Hooman, but man what a move by Brady..

[Lincoln]

53 yard TD to garçon!!!


Fuck griffin!!!!

[Holden_Caulfield]

53 yard TD to garçon!!!


Fuck griffin!!!!
raiders getting ready to trade their first round pick :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

clutch last minute Garcon start on my part, tbh.

[Raven]

damn.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Steve Gregory takes shittier tackling angles than any other NFL safety than I've ever seen.

[td4mvp2k]

:tu for keebum to start next yr :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

:monkey manuel

[Darth_Pelican]

EJ :monkey

[Holden_Caulfield]

fuck i shouldve started kraep :cry

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

eli manning is fucking garbage

[Raven]

fuck i shouldve started kraep :cry

who did you start?

[Holden_Caulfield]

who did you start?
cutler :rollin

[BRHornet45]

sons Kirk Cousins is beasting right now ...

9 for 12
199 yards
2 TD
0 INT
156.3 QB RATING

[BRHornet45]

make that 11 of 14, 234 yards, and a 158.3 QB Rating! and they are still in the first half!

[Raven]

cutler :rollin

:cry My nigga Cutler :cry


yeah bad call:lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

falcons have a shit D tho

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

God fucking dammit Garcon

[BRHornet45]

falcons have a shit D tho

son that don't mean shit. RGlll would be like 3 of 13 right now with 19 yards and at least one pick.

[Clipper Nation]

eli manning is fucking garbage
Elite Manning: 2

Cum Newton: 0 & Forever

[Lincoln]

God fucking dammit Garcon

Dropping that shit :cry

Tbh garçon makes great one handed catches all the time but is prone to dropping easy shit as well

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Elite Manning: 2

Cum Newton: 0 & Forever

Eli Manning also has a career QBR of 80

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Dropping that shit :cry

Tbh garçon makes great one handed catches all the time but is prone to dropping easy shit as well

He was the same way with the Colts iirc.

[Lincoln]

:lol Matt ryan

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Holy fuck that was some shit clock management by Washington.

[Lincoln]

Holy fuck that was some shit clock management by Washington.

Yeah at first I thought it was rg3s problem but it's happened with Kirk too

Has to be a coaching issue

[Lincoln]

Cassel is shutting all over that eagles d

[Lincoln]

Cassell with the monkey goods

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Giants O-line

[dirk4mvp]

Sucks tbh to not be at my house watchin all da plays with redzone :(

[Clipper Nation]

Eli Manning also has a career QBR of 80

http://media.philly.com/images/020512-400-eli-manning-3.jpg

http://cdn.ksk.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cammad.gif

[benefactor]

Sucks tbh to not be at my house watchin all da plays with redzone :(
:tu...:(

[AchillesHeel]

feel like we gonna lose this one...

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol denard robinson

[dirk4mvp]

Damn has Tannehill ever been this accurate? He is throwing dimes today.

[td4mvp2k]

:monkey jackson :lol

[Lincoln]

Cousins with a fuckin pick

[Holden_Caulfield]

scobee my nigga with the easy 55yd fg

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao having to play Mankins at tackle

[HarlemHeat37]

DOK is shitting on me with Seattle's fucking defense, tbh:lol..

[resistanze]

I really hate my CBS feed. I get Bill or Jets games all fucking year.

[AchillesHeel]

crofl Dolphins

Brady doin' work

[01Snake]

Niners offense looking like shit!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

crofl Dolphins

Brady doin' work

Lets wait till he actually scores, tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

DOK is shitting on me with Seattle's fucking defense, tbh:lol..

I doubt this happens but :lol if they get that under 100 yard bonus

[resistanze]

Holy fuck EJ Manuel is terrible.

[Holden_Caulfield]

theres the ej we love :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

russy cant seem to put the game away:lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol most be nice to be Russell Wilson

[Holden_Caulfield]

lol san fran

[Darth_Pelican]

Eli 4th Int :lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

russy riding that defense like its paris hilton :lol

[resistanze]

Wow Philly. What a catch too.

[Darth_Pelican]

Foles bringing the Eagles back

[AchillesHeel]

Edelman beastin'

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Eli 4th Int :lmao
Just another day at the office for Eli.

[AchillesHeel]

yeah boi!

Edelman is THAT dude

[Darth_Pelican]

Brady just likes toying with teams

[resistanze]

So Eli Manning the biggest enigma in NFL history? :lol

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Edelman is unbelievable

[resistanze]

Terrible tackling Philly

[AchillesHeel]

Lets wait till he actually scores, tbh

sup

[HarlemHeat37]

#27 on the Dolphins just let Edelman get in the end zone without even attempting a tackle, tbh:lol..

[Clipper Nation]

Brady just likes toying with teams
Nah, Pats are just a flawed team that needs comebacks every week to beat shit teams like the Browns, Bills, and Dolphins, tbh....

[Darth_Pelican]

Kick out of bounds :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

nice pass by kraep

[AchillesHeel]

wow...smh

[Lincoln]

I love Alfred morris

[TE]

Minny doing gods work

[AchillesHeel]

fuck this defense

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Matt Patricia has some of the most poorly timed blitzes ever

[dirk4mvp]

One of the gutsiest and worst calls of all time.

[Holden_Caulfield]

kraep unleashing his inner instincts :lmao

[Lincoln]

Garçon is having a great year

[Lincoln]

:lol 2 fumbles by Alfred

Fuck this gay earth

[dirk4mvp]

Way too much time left, lolphins

[AchillesHeel]

wow, at least TRY to deflect the pass

[TE]

Philly with the We'll leave it up to week 17 goods.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I like how all the people butthurt about New England have said all year Brady has a great offensive line :lol

[Lincoln]

:lmao cousins with his second pick
:lmao 7 turnovers in one game

[Darth_Pelican]

First down!

[AchillesHeel]

there's still hope

[Holden_Caulfield]

:rollin schiano

[Lincoln]

I like how all the people butthurt about New England have said all year Brady has a great offensive line :lol

ill trade yall lines

[Lincoln]

damn dolphins fuckin suck

[Lincoln]

chip kelleys bullshit offense getting exposed by the shitty ass Vikings imo

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

ill trade yall lines

neat

[Lincoln]

Atlanta with 12 takeaways all year, 7 today vs Washington

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Holden_Caulfield]

cutler my bad for doubting you homie :cry

[Darth_Pelican]

These Pats games this year must be taking years off of their fans lives

[AchillesHeel]

FUCK

[Lincoln]

dropped td

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Holy hell that was so fucking close

[Darth_Pelican]

Amendola with the Wes welker goods

[AchillesHeel]

D:lollphins

[TE]

Bears finally realized they were playing the Browns, tbh...

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Amendola with the Wes welker goods

:lol

[AchillesHeel]

all or nothing now...

[Raven]

i still can't get over losing Hernandez and Gronkowski tbh

[Lincoln]

damn, brady pulled an rg3

[AchillesHeel]

Brady with the Romo finish

fuck this shit

[Holden_Caulfield]

well there goes the jags playoffs hopes :cry

[Lincoln]

lets see if kirk cousGOAT can lead Washington to a 4th quarter/ot comeback

[vander]

fuck you Patriots!

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol bonus jags coverage :cheer

[Lincoln]

cousins calmly marching his team down the field in the clutch

[td4mvp2k]

:lol phins onaroll tbh

[Holden_Caulfield]

yay jags trying to secure a top 5 pick :cheer

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Pats
:lmao Letting a practice squad pickup ice the game on you

[td4mvp2k]

Fukn vikings

[Lincoln]

CousGOAT getting the ball down to the 3 yard line!!!! lets fucking go!!

[Lincoln]

touchdown redskins motherfuckers!!! 80 yard game tying drive!!!

[Trill Clinton]

yes! lets go cousins!!!!

[Darth_Pelican]

King Cousins!!!

[Lincoln]

shanny went for the 2pt conversion win and failed...

[Trill Clinton]

why they go for 2?!

[resistanze]

:lol skeens

[Raven]

my nigga tannehill tapping our asses :cry

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao RG3 cameo acting like he's really happy that Cousins is doing well

[td4mvp2k]

shanny went for the 2pt conversion win and failed...:lmao

[Mal]

:lmao Skins

[Lincoln]

why they go for 2?!

nothing to lose in this shitastic season tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol Seattle's D with 33 fantasy points

[Raven]

:lmao RG3 cameo acting like he's really happy that Cousins is doing well

can't wait to read the butthurt rotoworld blurb :lol

[Trill Clinton]

nothing to lose in this shitastic season tbh

true true. i would have went for the xp and let captain kirk try to get a win to push for a 1st rounder for him.

[td4mvp2k]

true true. i would have went for the xp and let captain kirk try to get a win to push for a 1st rounder for him.watta week its gunna be in DC :lol

[tlongII]

Seahawks!

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

cam w/ the bomb

[lefty]

Damn NYG got clobbered at home :lol

[Mal]

true true. i would have went for the xp and let captain kirk try to get a win to push for a 1st rounder for him.

I`d trade uncoachable nigga for 2nd rounder instead

[jeebus]

Damn NYG got clobbered at home :lol
It's ok. Elite will flip the switch now because he can smell the playoffs are close. imo.

[Trill Clinton]

mmmmmmph jamaal charles!!

[Trill Clinton]

I`d trade uncoachable nigga for 2nd rounder instead

i'd take him in dallas to backup romohttp://i39.tinypic.com/m82qmg.png

[lefty]

It's ok. Elite will flip the switch now because he can smell the playoffs are close. imo.
Jeebus, our Cowboys are playing :cry

[jeebus]

Jeebus, our Cowboys are playing :cry
:cry I know. It's beautiful.

[MeloHype]

I need Brees to have a shit game and Cum to have a good game

[spurraider21]

My god the raiders are just hopeless :lol

i don't even know how to be optimistic anymore

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

geno goes down

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol keep those ints coming today Brees

[BRHornet45]

WTF

[td4mvp2k]

:lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao i knew the rams were gonna shit on the saints.

saints better hope they beat carolina head-to-head b/c they ain't winning shit on the road

[TheCultOfPersonality]

Damn NYG got clobbered at home :lol
Not surprised tbh.

[HarlemHeat37]

Ugh Brees, what the fuck?..

[BRHornet45]

:lmao i knew the rams were gonna shit on the saints.

saints better hope they beat carolina head-to-head b/c they ain't winning shit on the road

YOU didn't "know" shit cuckold. Now put that gag ball in your mouth and get back in the closet while the real men talk football.

[Raven]

My god the raiders are just hopeless :lol

i don't even know how to be optimistic anymore

i don't know why you ever were tbh

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

tolbert is a fuckin monster, tbh

[jeebus]

YOU didn't "know" shit cuckold. Now put that gag ball in your mouth and get back in the closet while the real men talk football.
:lmao

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

steve smith talking shit to the referees lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

YOU didn't "know" shit cuckold. Now put that gag ball in your mouth and get back in the closet while the real men talk football.

Just wait, he's gonna "quote" a PM he sent you predicting the Saints would lose today.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao steve smith made the refs pick their flag up

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Brees playing like Eli Manning, tbh.

[Pelicans78]

Brees is pulling an Eli :lol

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

:lmao brees

[jeebus]

homo romo

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

just a heads up for all of you guys.. newton is 8/9 for 126 yards

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao i knew the rams were gonna shit on the saints.

saints better hope they beat carolina head-to-head b/c they ain't winning shit on the road

:lmao Welching faggot

[Clipper Nation]

just a heads up for all of you guys.. newton is 8/9 for 126 yards
Just a heads up - you're a known welcher and liar :lol

[lefty]

lol Romo yelling at the coach

[01Snake]

Tony Homo screaming at Garrett. LOL

[BRHornet45]

sons I can't lie. I straight up laughed at that last pick.

I mean I know Brees hasn't thrown a pick in four games and isn't perfect, but Goddamn that was just absurd. he made that interception look like an art form. almost too beautiful to get mad about.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Just a heads up - you're a known welcher and liar :lol

Hornets78 sent him a PM letting him out of their bet :lol

[lefty]

Well thats a respected coach

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

what the fuck was that

[BRHornet45]

so the ref completely ignores the face mask from the Rams running back, but calls the late hit?

[Creepn]

Lol Brees giving my opponent -5 points so far. I'm going to the Superbowl :cry

[jeebus]

so the ref completely ignores the face mask from the Rams running back, but calls the late hit?
kinda like how no lyfe welcher is desperately trying to ignore all of y'all

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

kinda like how no lyfe welcher is desperately trying to ignore all of y'all

:lmao what does that even mean?

[HarlemHeat37]

Cam reminds me so much of Tebow, tbh, but with a stronger arm and no leadership..

His accuracy needs so much work, he rarely finds his receivers on any pass that requires even just decent precision, tbh..