Already Kob Avg'ing 14 pts and 7 assits and Tammy is Avg'ing 13 pts and 3 assts

[Koolaid_Man]

Tammy is a lazy ass tbh :lol

[DMC]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/196157.gif.pagespeed.ce.xGHkMcFy7S.gif

[Double-Up]

http://noloveforlebron.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kobe-artest.jpg

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^Hi, cuntface.

[Bulaien999]

Capri with the bads per par

[AchillesHeel]

Kirby's PER is 12.5 compared to Timmy's 20.6 and Timmy's WS/48 is .169 while Kirby's is -0.044 :lol

lol averaging 6.3 TOs per game

lol 88 ORTG

[Clipper Nation]

6.3 turnovers per game

[Cry Havoc]

lol rebounds

[TXstbobcat]

$48 million for 1 win. Sounds like the lakers purchased a bag of garbage.

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$48 million for 1 win. Sounds like the lakers purchased a bag of garbage.

I smell 6

[TXstbobcat]

I smell 6

you out smell that $48 million bag of garbage.

You out can't throw out that bag of garbage since it's $48 million fully guaranteed.

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you out smell that $48 million bag of garbage.

You out can't throw out that bag of garbage since it's $48 million fully guaranteed.


No. I definitely smell 6.

[TXstbobcat]

No. I definitely smell 6.

you are confused. You are smelling the $48 million bag of garbage. You will have to smell this abortion for a few more years

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you are confused. You are smelling the $48 million bag of garbage. You will have to smell this abortion until the end of next season.

You mean the end of the following season. tee, hee.

[TXstbobcat]

You mean the end of the following season. tee, hee.

Thanks for the catch. Just corrected it.

[Clipper Nation]

I smell 6

Your rotten, uneaten $120M Swept sandwich smells worse than 6, tbh....

[DMC]

"'I am leaving I am leaving', but the fighter still remains" -Paul Simon

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Your rotten, uneaten $120M Swept sandwich smells worse than 6, tbh....

To you, sure. You've not vest in 6.

[Clipper Nation]

To you, sure. You've not vest in 6.
Nary a bite, Culb, act like somebody!

[Brunodf]

Wut?

[Bill_Brasky]

go away.

[Kidd K]

Mention assists and not TOs (more than 3x as many for Kobe), mention assists when comparing a big man to a guard but not rebounds (twice as many boards for Duncan). Mentions PPG but not FG% (Duncan's higher by 2.5%).

Duncan's also actually averaging 0.2 PPG more than Kobe right now. You rounded Duncan's PPG down 0.7 and Kobe's up 0.5 to give Kobe a boost. So you're even lying about the cherry picked stats you are posting.

Yeah, this doesn't seem skewed at all. :lmao

[Johnny RIngo]

Kirby's PER is 12.5 compared to Timmy's 20.6 and Timmy's WS/48 is .169 while Kirby's is -0.044 :lol

lol averaging 6.3 TOs per game

lol 88 ORTG

Holy shit, that's awful.

[elmanutres]

the difference is kobe has to play like an mvp to barely keep the lakers scraping by .500. Meanwhile duncan can take it easy for the rest of the season and be in the top 3 western seeds and not have to rev it up until playoffs. It's absolutely stupid for tim to rev it up now, why the fuck would he purposefully gas himself a quarter into the season

[spurraider21]

i'm swelling an awful lot of swept in this thread

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the difference is kobe has to play like an mvp to barely keep the lakers scraping by .500. Meanwhile duncan can take it easy for the rest of the season and be in the top 3 western seeds and not have to rev it up until playoffs. It's absolutely stupid for tim to rev it up now, why the fuck would he purposefully gas himself a quarter into the season

Kobe: 5

the tired old floor slapper Duncan: 4

that's why, Elm.

[Kool Bob Love]

Kobe: 5

the tired old floor slapper Duncan: 4

that's why, Elm.

Kobe is the TOSB Dale.

[Clipper Nation]

Kobe: 5

the tired old floor slapper Duncan: 4

that's why, Elm.
Alpha Rings:

Daddy: 4

the gracefully aging ring winner Duncan: 4

MVPau: 2

Rapist: 0

tee, hee.

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Kobe is the TOSB Dale.

Nope. You had it 5-4 and it would have qualified for the change in TOSB per agreement, but, you fucked up. I've no sympathy for you.

[Koolaid_Man]

the difference is kobe has to play like an mvp to barely keep the lakers scraping by .500. Meanwhile duncan can take it easy for the rest of the season and be in the top 3 western seeds and not have to rev it up until playoffs. It's absolutely stupid for tim to rev it up now, why the fuck would he purposefully gas himself a quarter into the season

another reason Duncan isn't in Kobe's MJ-esqe league....

[elmanutres]

another reason Duncan isn't in Kobe's MJ-esqe league....
He can let the scrubs do the work for him. Last time i saw a player go in playoff mode in the regular season, it ended with the tear of an achilles. and no, kirby is not mj-esque. keep dreaming. he will forever be a wannabe jordan. plain and simple.

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Last time i saw a player go in playoff mode in the regular season

He doesn't go into that mode these assholes here have that second Lottery pick and I'm eating shit sandwiches one after another, Elm.