Who Hates Licking Wood?

[timvp]

We have some sugar-free popsicles that Kori eats (:vomit), but she stops eating when she gets down to about an inch away from the wood of the popsicle stick. She says that the taste and even the smell of the wood grosses her out.

To me, the best part of a popsicle is that part right by the wood. You get that popsicle flavor with a dash of wood flavoring. Then you can suck some more flavor out of the wood. Kori says I'm crazy. I say she's crazy.

No one gets grossed out by the wood, right?

[Kori Ellis]

:lmao

It's not an inch away that I stop. It's like 1/4 inch.

[thispego]

the wood is a pefectly natural part of the popsicle, without the wood, there would be no popsicle, i say embrace both

[samikeyp]

:lmao :lmao

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao

The last thing I expected to read today was LJ saying he liked to lick and suck wood.

[timvp]

I'm talking popsicle wood.

Come on now.

:smokin

[Summers]

:lol Love the title.

I think LJ's crazy, but, Kori, if you let the popsicle melt enough, it'll slide right off the stick and then you don't have to waste any popsicle. And you forgot the texture. The texture of licking that stick is the equivalent of listening to fingernails on a blackboard.

[Mrs.Roper]

Hell yeah I eat down to the wood......it's the only kind of wood I get. :rolleyes

[1369]

:lmao

The last thing I expected to read today was LJ saying he liked to lick and suck wood.

Maybe the time he spent on the left coast courting Miss Kori had some kind of effect on him?

[Kori Ellis]

The texture of licking that stick is the equivalent of listening to fingernails on a blackboard.

Yes! High five to Summers! That's EXACTLY what I said.

[Ginofan]

:lmao

The last thing I expected to read today was LJ saying he liked to lick and suck wood.

Nice :lol


I think it depends on the brand of popsicle. Blue Bell has decently smooth popsicle stick wood...but i've had some rough ones from some other brands.

[timvp]

WTF? I like to chew popsicle wood if I'm out of gum. Who could hate the taste?

It tastes like nature.

[Summers]

:lol I got your back.

[timvp]

This is a conspiracy. That real women thread has unified the female population.

Where is TLong with an 'I'd hit it' thread when you need him?

[samikeyp]

the original PopSicle brand wood is the best.....allegedly. :angel

[Kori Ellis]

When I was little, they had some popsicles with plastic sticks. I don't know why they all don't have that. The only wood that I want to suck on is ...

Never mind.

[tlongII]

I believe all women should enjoy licking/sucking wood.

[timvp]

I don't know why they all don't have that. The only wood that I want to suck on is ...

Never mind.

Kori said she'd rather go outside and pick a limb off of a tree and eat it than lick a popsicle stick.

[Summers]

When I was little, they had some popsicles with plastic sticks. I don't know why they all don't have that. The only wood that I want to suck on is ...

Never mind.


:oops



:lol

[SpursWoman]

I love licking the wood, that's the best part. :)




The Blue Bell one's, right?

[ShoogarBear]

I knew we could count on SW!

[Summers]

I believe all women should enjoy licking/sucking wood.

The state of women's civil rights all over this planet would change instantly if we could just get the word out: repressed women don't go down!

[tekdragon]

I've gotta go with timvp on this one. I don't know about "sugar-free" popsicles, though.

And you gotta have the original Popsicle brand. No substitutions.

(I'm trying really hard to avoid the innuendo running rampant in this thread. Damnit, did I just say "hard" in a thread discussing the licking of wood?)

[MannyIsGod]

Actually, I'm with LJ on this one. I like the popsicle wood.

[timvp]

I'm actually tasting popsicle wood right now. The part that isn't inside the popsicle actually tastes better -- it has more of a wood flavor.

Interesting.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

WTF???

Popsicle wood is how I get all my fiber!!

I'm off to launch a new little sewer canoe right now.

Laters!!

[ObiwanGinobili]

the wood is a pefectly natural part of the popsicle, without the wood, there would be no popsicle, i say embrace both


:tu

how can you have hate the wood ?? it's not only necessary... it's vital. I like the wood, and I have no fear of puttign it in my mouth. It doesn't even taste like bark or anything,, it taste like popsicle.

[T Park]

the wood occupies your mind in those times of boredom.

Popsicle wood rocks.

[ALVAREZ6]

:lmao :lol

That's some funny stuff.

I'm gonna have to agree with LJ, the wood is damn good.

It's just like keeping the stick of a lollipo in your mouth after it's all gone.

[AlamoSpursFan]

:lmao

The last thing I expected to read today was LJ saying he liked to lick and suck wood.

I knew someone was going to beat me to this when I read the thread title.

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

I chew on the popsicle stick after I'm done.

[Kori Ellis]

:tu

how can you have hate the wood ?? it's not only necessary... it's vital. I like the wood, and I have no fear of puttign it in my mouth. It doesn't even taste like bark or anything,, it taste like popsicle.

If it accidentally touches my tongue, then I'll almost throw up. I can't stand the smell or taste of a popsicle stick. It's nasty to me.

[ALVAREZ6]

If it accidentally touches my tongue, then I'll almost throw up. I can't stand the smell or taste of a popsicle stick. It's nasty to me.
You have some issues...

[Manu20]

WTF? I like to chew popsicle wood if I'm out of gum. Who could hate the taste?

It tastes like nature.
:tu I also like to chew popsicle wood.

[ALVAREZ6]

You are correct. But we all do in some way...
I know, I was joking...

[Bandit2981]

I'm with Kori, the wood part is pretty nasty to me as well. It reminds me of being in the doctors office when they gag you with the wood stick to look down your throat. I shudder just thinking about the damn popsicle wood :lol

[MI21]

I got your back on this one timvp :lol

When I'm finished with mine, the top of the stick is kinda soggy and easy to chew. I normally bite down on the top and break some off and chew it. Like someone said earlier, it's like how a lot of people chew on the stick of a lollipop long after it is gone.

[JoeChalupa]

I don't mind the taste and I've built a house or two out of popsicle sticks.
It takes patience but if you stick to it it's fun.

[midgetonadonkey]

It reminds me of being in the doctors office when they gag you with the wood stick to look down your throat.

Don't act like you don't like being gagged with wood.

[xcoriate]

Bah the wood is great.

I always find myself chewing away long after I've finished the popsicle.

[herbivore female]

stop looking for attention gig

youve got enough being a lesbian volleyball player

ps i like wood












en handles



pps theyre not meat flavored neither

[Solid D]

What do they call the popsickle sticks in Norway? :hat


LOL @ Chopper. Is that the real reason why they call you Chopper?

[mouse]

Kori is right. That wood taste like a 5th grade teachers ruler. The problem is, most of you in here have no taste buds left, anyone who has eaten Koris food will know her taste buds are in the same catagory as any master chef.

My taste buds are top of the line, not only can I tell you what type of wood was used, I can tell you what part of the country the tree was growing at.

Sometimes a womans taste buds are very sensitive when she is pregnant,

[3rdCoast]

Kori is right. That wood taste like a 5th grade teachers ruler. The problem is, most of you in here have no taste buds left, anyone who has eaten Koris food will know her taste buds are in the same catagory as any master chef.

My taste buds are top of the line, not only can I tell you what type of wood was used, I can tell you what part of the country the tree was growing at.

Sometimes a womans taste buds are very sensitive when she is pregnant,

How much have you had to drink tonight?

Watching Mandingo tonight?

[mouse]

How much have you had to drink tonight?

Tonight I am drinking big red and listening to Molly Hatchet


Watching Mandingo tonight?

I don't have a black and white tv

[TheTruth]

I eat the ice cream sandwiches so that I can avoid the wood.

[3rdCoast]

Tonight I am drinking big red and listening to Molly Hatchet



I don't have a black and white tv

I still must be missing something about the black and white tv.

Why do you need a black and white tv to watch Mandingo?

[mouse]

I eat the ice cream sandwiches so that I can avoid the wood.


do you wear white gloves so you dont bite your fingers? :lmao

[mouse]

Why do you need a black and white tv to watch Mandingo?

Go rent the movie and you will find out.
:smokin

[3rdCoast]

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[iminlakerland]

I am with Kori on this one...the wood taste of the popsicle is disgusting! I dont like popsicles for that very reason.

[Useruser666]

Sorry, but the wood is nasty. I just bite the popsicles near the end and eat the chunks that fall off. I wish the sticks were all plastic.

[Flea]

I don't mind the wood, sometimes I catch myself chewing on it. I chew on my straws too. :)

[mouse]

I don't mind chewing on it. I chew too. :)
stop by my place later and you can chew the fat :lmao


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[Flea]

:lmao

[angel_luv]

title of the thread is VERY MISLEADING


LOL. I know I was afraid to open it. Sensitive eyes, you know. :angel

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

LOL @ Chopper. Is that the real reason why they call you Chopper?

One of the many.

[mouse]

Is that the real reason why they call you Chopper?

All I know is his brother's name is Stopper, he invented the diaphragm :lmao