maids...how do you talk to them

[cantthinkofanything]

I freak out around them. I'm embarrassed that they have to clean up after me and that I'm such a wreck that I can't hang up my own clothes. But when I try to be nice to them, I fucking stammer and studder. If they're black, then I have all the slave shit built up in my head. If they're white, then I'm judging them on how they would look naked. I don't think I'm fit to have maids.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

that seems worse than beta like a theta or mu.

[Koolaid_Man]

I freak out around them. I'm embarrassed that they have to clean up after me and that I'm such a wreck that I can't hang up my own clothes. But when I try to be nice to them, I fucking stammer and studder. If they're black, then I have all the slave shit built up in my head. If they're white, then I'm judging them on how they would look naked. I don't think I'm fit to have maids.

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[ashbeeigh]

With words? Sign language?

[Koolaid_Man]

With words? Sign language?

you're way too pretty to have a cartoon as your avi.....let your beauty show....:toast

[cantthinkofanything]

you're way too pretty to have a cartoon as your avi.....let your beauty show....:toast

IDK. Thanks I guess. I'm still a little self conscious about being "too" good looking.

[mrsmaalox]

I freak out around them. I'm embarrassed that they have to clean up after me and that I'm such a wreck that I can't hang up my own clothes. But when I try to be nice to them, I fucking stammer and studder. If they're black, then I have all the slave shit built up in my head. If they're white, then I'm judging them on how they would look naked. I don't think I'm fit to have maids.

There's white and black maids in San Antonio?

[lefty]

Pull your penis out

That should break the ice

[cantthinkofanything]

There's white and black maids in San Antonio?

no. lol.

True story...when I was little we had this white maid who was crazy as fuck. She drove this car from the 1930's. When it got hot outside, she would put a pillow on the outside of the car on the front window to keep her seat from getting hot. My mom once offered her a ton of shoes but she wouldn't take them because she said her mom would beat them up. Also, she said that her mom conspired with some Mexican to give her a "voodoo shot".

Then there was the time we got home and our dog was throwing up all over the place. Turns out she gave the dog over 1/2 of a chocolate ice box pie my mom made. She said to us, "good thing you didn't eat that pie. Look what it did to your dog."

[AchillesHeel]

just google "Alexis Amore maid scene", it should help you out.

[bus driver]

in english but i dont think she understands me since she only speaks spanish

[lefty]

just google "Alexis Amore maid scene", it should help you out.
OP is not alpha enough to do that

[cantthinkofanything]

OP is not alpha enough to do that

true that. I get to the Google page but always go to 2 Girls 1 Cup. And that's not at all what my maids do.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

There's white and black maids in San Antonio?

My cleaning lady is white.

[The Gemini Method]

One of my favorite Latina porn plotlines...they send the hot lil chica to clean and the homeowner comes and gets to stuff her chile relleno...

[Koolaid_Man]

My cleaning lady is white.

so is mine :lmao....pizza rizza izzza pipes

[Chomag]

Life is hard!

[ashbeeigh]

you're way too pretty to have a cartoon as your avi.....let your beauty show....:toast


IDK. Thanks I guess. I'm still a little self conscious about being "too" good looking.

Yep. That's it.

[mrsmaalox]

My cleaning lady is white.

My last one was too ;)

[lebomb]

If they're white, then I'm judging them on how these dudes would look naked. I think I'm very fit to have tranny maids.


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