Who's Likely A Better Cook?

[Koolaid_Man]

cold winter night...in from the storm...who's hand do you eat from

[JoeChalupa]

Something tells me Judy can throw down the munchies.

[RD2191]

Maalox, tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm thinking Avante knows how to work the room with a cake battered spoon

[Koolaid_Man]

Maalox, tbh



something tells me Judy is a Chili woman whereas Maalox is a soup queen

[ashbeeigh]

Gimmie a crock pot. I got this.

[Reck]

Yeah I get the same feeling that Judy can cook a mean dinner.

[CuckingFunt]

I voted for myself because I've eaten my food.

[Rogue]

I thought you were too well educated to waste any time in the kitchen, CF, tbh :rolleyes:

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

your bitch

[TheThinkingMan]

I'm thinking Avante knows how to work the room with a cake battered spoon

I'm thinking his food would give me the blues and I'd be making a fast dash to the bathrooms.

[Stephen A. Smith]

My sources tell me that for an all around meal you should look no further than Judy. HOWEVA, if you are strictly talking dessert then Avante is your man. He's got to have some top notch sweets to lure kids into his van and quite frankly from the looks of his betting record there's no way he can afford store bought goodies.

[mrsmaalox]

^^ :lmao

[cantthinkofanything]

Judyn is good at reheating shit. Cf is good at throwing shit together. But no doubt ghat mm can cook.. according to her avitar

[Koolaid_Man]

Gimmie a crock pot. I got this.

ahhhh...pot roast....yummy :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I voted for myself because I've eaten my food.

I wanted to pick you but I just think this time Maalox, Ashbeeigh, and Judy might have a little more experience behind an Apron....(no sexist)

[Koolaid_Man]

Judyn is good at reheating shit. Cf is good at throwing shit together. But no doubt ghat mm can cook.. according to her avitar

I think Cucking's food would be good...in fact I might have to change my opinion all together and pick her....because the more I desire a woman the better her food tastes...

[I. Hustle]

I took this last time I was at MM's and she cooked for me.
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1393906/nigella-s-lips-o.gif

[bus driver]

avante because he sounds like a betty crocker.

[Sigmund Freud]

I voted for myself because I've eaten my food.

You more than likely over analyze your dishes and make simple recipes become complicated with fancy techniques along with a thesis on why you may or may not enjoy it. If one hates it it could be the fault of bad directing and acting like you enjoy it when you really want to hurl is not easy. Just let me eat with a clear head.

[cantthinkofanything]

I think Cucking's food would be good...in fact I might have to change my opinion all together and pick her....because the more I desire a woman the better her food tastes...

doubtful. MM is hispanic. they can always cook. regardless of her hottie avatar, she can make dinner

[JudynTX]

Now this thread is funny. :tu

[The Gemini Method]

Not Avante because he's more likely to blow the dinner $ betting on a lose-lose situation. Those 3 ladies will be the best choice.

[The Reckoning]

i bet maalox can whipped up some huevos rancheros

[mrsmaalox]

doubtful. MM is hispanic. they can always cook. regardless of her hottie avatar, she can make dinner

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and fuck your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time ;)

[cantthinkofanything]

Not Avante because he's more likely to blow the dinner $ betting on a lose-lose situation. Those 3 ladies will be the best choice.

Not Avante because he's more likely to blow the waiter

[RD2191]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and fuck your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time ;)
good lawd

[The Gemini Method]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and fuck your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time ;)

This.

[Fabbs]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and fuck your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time ;)
Is this how your internet dating site ad reads?

[Koolaid_Man]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and fuck your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time ;)

^ This is straight jack off material. Good job Maalox...you know how to command troll loyalty. I was thinking food when I started the thread now you got me thinking head.

I wonder if Judy, Ashbeeigh, Cucking, and Avante can top that.

[CuckingFunt]

You more than likely over analyze your dishes and make simple recipes become complicated with fancy techniques along with a thesis on why you may or may not enjoy it.

Far from it. I'm a good Sicilian girl. I can cook anything, and like getting fancy on occasion, but it's not what I enjoy the most; I like hearty peasant food.

[I. Hustle]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and fuck your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time ;)

281-330-8004 hit me up.

[The Gemini Method]

Far from it. I'm a good Sicilian girl. I can cook anything, and like getting fancy on occasion, but it's not what I enjoy the most; I like hearty peasant food. Sounds like CF throws down, too. I can't make up my mind...tbh.

[Koolaid_Man]

281-330-8004 hit me up.

:lol I feel ya on that...Maalox hit the ball out the park...since I don't have kids I read it as:


I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and fuck your brains out, and be up at 6 to fuck your brains out some more you mandingo son of a bitch ;)

[Koolaid_Man]

Sounds like CF throws down, too. I can't make up my mind...tbh.

I agree Cucking will put that slow motion Nawlins gunja on ya....

[Y0DA]

A badass cook, judy is.

[RD2191]

:lol I feel ya on that...Maalox hit the ball out the park...since I don't have kids I read it as:

:lmao

[The Reckoning]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and fuck your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time ;)


that's the maalox i know and love

[Vertigo]

http://wp.streetwise.co/wp-content/uploads//2013/11/swedish-chef.gif

[Vertigo]

http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/sexy-giada-de-laurentiis-jiggling-gif-10.gif

[JudynTX]

Well I haven't poisoned my husband yet, so I must be doing something right. :D

[mrsmaalox]

Well I haven't poisoned my husband yet, so I must be doing something right. :D

No, you must not be doing something right! :lol

[Trill Clinton]

i need the ladies to post pics of the meals they cook before i vote.

[Sportcamper]

I can make dinner, clean the kitchen, take you upstairs and fk your brains out, and be up at 6 and get the kids to school on time ;)

Your husband is truly blessed....:lol

[Sportcamper]

I'm a good Sicilian girl. I can cook anything, and like getting fancy on occasion, but it's not what I enjoy the most; I like hearty peasant food.

From that older “Go to Meal” thread I surmised that you had Italian roots…
I voted for you based on your “Go to pasta” recipes…:toast

[JudynTX]

No, you must not be doing something right! :lol

I wuvs him. ♥

[I. Hustle]

I wuvs him. ♥

Don't listen to her, bigbootyJudy. She has a thing about men. She loves 'em and leaves 'em. She don't trust 'em.

[Koolaid_Man]

Don't listen to her, bigbootyJudy. She has a thing about men. She loves 'em and leaves 'em. She don't trust 'em.

^ I have no quarrel with it what-so-ever...Maalox can leave me all day....it's the loving I'm after :hat


depending on what she can take Imma either beat it up or have fun trying :lol

[Boris]

Most women ive been with fucked my brains out. You all date prudes?

[Smart Ass]

Most likely I'd be happy with a bowl of cereal after getting my brains fucked out.