2013 Avante betting tracker

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

***Updated with new information on 12/17/2013 to reflect actual amount wagered on Bears/Packers, courtesy of Spurraiders21***
***Updated with new information again on 12/22/2013 to reflect Avante's week 16 bet***


Since he refuses to do so, lets track all the money plays he's done on Spurstalk this year. Lets ignore all the other claims/story changes/goal post moves no one can prove/disprove, lets just stick to all of the games Avante has picked on this site saying he bet on them. Here's how it's gone:

Weeks 1-7:
He was 22-25 (:lmao) through 7 weeks picking games without mentioning how much money he bet, and after claiming he was 14-7 overall in the "$$$$" games he realized he needed to start actually showing how much he was betting to prove he's an NFL historian.

Week 8:

These are all 110 to win 100, yep, real $$$$.

KC-7.5...Browns a weak road team, while Arrow Head is one of the best home field advantages.
NO -12..yes I know, no Jimmy Graham.
Den-13...Redskins on the road with that weak pass defense.

So I have an undefeated team at home vs a double road team, Drew Brees coming off a bye and Peyton Manning at home coming off a loss.

If I hit all three then it's Seattle - 11.5 on MNF.

As we head into the second half you wanna look at teams looking to win their division giving a 100% effort.

At that point he's 2-1 and up $90 overall (claiming he's 16-8). Then he decides to bet on the Seattle MNF and loses (we know he bet on this one because he voluntarily drops his record to 16-9 after this game):

Ok here we go.

Seattle is 8-4 as a MNF favorite, the Rams are 10-12 as a MNF dog. Advantage Seahawks.

The Seahawks have covered the last four times on MNF, the Rams are 0-4. Advantage Seahawks.

The Seahawks are 9-3 ATS the last 12 vs the Rams. Rams are 1-3 ATS at home. So that's a 12-4 trend favoring the Seahawks.

Right now the Seahawks are as good as they have ever been, the Rams don't have a QB.
I'll lay the points and back the Seahawks.
Results for week 8: 2-2 and down $20 ($440 wager, $420 payout)
Results through week 8: 2-2, down $20 overall


Week 9 is when he starts trying to make it confusing to figure out what he bet. Here are the games he claims he played (though he posted an alternative set of games where he did even worse). He didn't specify a dollar amount so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he only bet $110 to win $100 on all 5 games:

Time to start racking in the $$$$$$$$$$$$$

GB-11
Oak-2.5
Carolina -7.5
Seattle-15.5
Here's the post where he confirms he bet on these and adds a 5th game he bet on:

I played the bottom four.

With Oak/Sea sucking I;m going to add...HOUS + 2.5 later tonight.

Making a 3-2 possible.
Then he ups his wager for the MNF GB -11 game:

Now tomorrow night I have the Packers, they are 4-1 ATS in the last five vs the Bears who have QB's problems. Aaron Rodgers on MNF with a running game....whoa!

Here's what I'm going to do, I'm going to play 1100 to win 1000 on the Packers to cover, if they don't I;m done making picks this season.


I deserve an ass kicking, go ahead I deserve it.
Results for week 9: 1-4 and down $1,330 ($1540 wager, $210 payout)
Results through week 9: 3-6, down $1,350 overall


Week 10 is when Avante's behavior becomes truly eratic as he starts upping the ante:

I lost a lot of $$$$ last week, try explaining that to the wife. Yep, in deep shit. I have to get it back, Christmas coming up ya understand.

So I gotta hit and hit big. 550 to win 500 on each.

Niners-5.5
Balt+2
NO - 6.0
Atl + 4.5

Like all my plays I have all the trends/stats on my side. I know who,.. should.... cover
Results for week 10: 2-2 and down $100 ($2200 wager, $2100 payout)
Results through week 10: 5-8, down $1,450 overall


Week 11 he starts randomly posting his picks (or pick in this case) in the club (don't ask me why):


~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

How can the Saints be a small 3.5 home fav vs a Niner team losing games at home? I love my Niners but $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ is the bottom line, so 2200 to win 2000 on the Saints - the points. Xmas is coming up, I can use the extra $$$$$$$$$$$$.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Results for week 11: 0-1 and down $2200 ($2200 wager, $0 payout)
Results through week 11: 5-9, down $3,650 overall


Week 12 he did not pick any games.
Results for week 12: 0-0 and $0
Results through week 12: 5-9, down $3,650 overall


Week 13 he did not pick any games.
Results for week 13: 0-0 and $0
Results through week 13: 5-9, down $3,650 overall


Week 14 he starts posting his picks in the NFL forum again:

Those Vegas cats who make a living being on the right side like...

Cin -6
Oak + 3
Dal + 1.5
Sea -3
Det + 3

I'll play 330 to win 300 on each game. All except the Niner game, I have to root for them so no play.
Then he adds this at the last minute because of how shitty these games turned out:

.....1100 to win 1000 on the Saints and I 'll find out the number when I call.

Ok

Saints - 3
Results for week 14: 2-3 and up $410 ($2320 wager, $2730 payout)
Results through week 14: 7-12, down $3,240 overall


Week 15 he did not pick any games.
Results for week 15: 0-0 and $0
Results through week 15: 7-12, down $3,240 overall

Week 16 he lays it all on the line with his lock of the year:

The Lions are at home again this week in a must win situation vs a Giants team that has thrown in the towel. There is no logical reason at all not see the Lions cover the 9 point spread in this..."spot".

It will be the only game I play this week and I;m laying everything I can play with on this play. So...5500 to win 5000. That is all my betting $$$$$. The wife only gives me so much of an allowance:hat
Results for week 16: 0-1 and down $5,500 ($5,500 wager, $0 payout)
Results through week 16: 7-13, down $8,740 overall

Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[johnsmith]

Since he refuses to do so, lets track all the money plays he's done on Spurstalk this year. Lets ignore all the other claims/story changes/goal post moves no one can prove/disprove, lets just stick to all of the games Avante has picked on this site saying he bet on them. Here's how it's gone:

Weeks 1-7:
He was 22-25 (:lmao) through 7 weeks picking games without mentioning how much money he bet, and after claiming he was 14-7 overall in the "$$$$" games he realized he needed to start actually showing how much he was betting to prove he's an NFL historian.

Week 8:

At that point he's 2-1 and up $90 overall (claiming he's 16-8). Then he decides to bet on the Seattle MNF and loses (we know he bet on this one because he voluntarily drops his record to 16-9 after this game):

Results for week 8: 2-2 and down $20 ($440 wager, $420 payout)
Results through week 8: 2-2, down $20 overall


Week 9 is when he starts trying to make it confusing to figure out what he bet. Here are the games he claims he played (though he posted an alternative set of games where he did even worse). He didn't specify a dollar amount so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he only bet $110 to win $100 on all 5 games:

Here's the post where he confirms he bet on these and adds a 5th game he bet on:

Results for week 9: 1-4 and down $340 ($550 wager, $210 payout)
Results through week 9: 3-6, down $360 overall


Week 10 is when Avante's behavior becomes truly eratic as he starts upping the ante:

Results for week 10: 2-2 and down $100 ($2200 wager, $2100 payout)
Results through week 10: 5-8, down $460 overall


Week 11 he starts randomly posting his picks (or pick in this case) in the club (don't ask me why):

Results for week 11: 0-1 and down $2200 ($2200 wager, $0 payout)
Results through week 11: 5-9, down $2,660 overall


Week 12 he did not pick any games.
Results for week 12: 0-0 and $0
Results through week 12: 5-9, down $2,660 overall


Week 13 he did not pick any games.
Results for week 13: 0-0 and $0
Results through week 13: 5-9, down $2,660 overall


Week 14 he starts posting his picks in the NFL forum again:

Then he adds this at the last minute because of how shitty these games turned out:

Results for week 14: 2-3 and up $410 ($2320 wager, $2730 payout)
Results through week 14: 7-12, down $2,250 overall


Week 15 he did not pick any games.
Results for week 15: 0-0 and $0
Results through week 15: 7-12, down $2,250 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $2,250 overall

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao


Simply outstanding work!!!!


LOL!!!!!!!!

[johnsmith]

This thread should be sticky'd on this forum!

LOL!!!!

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

This thread should be sticky'd on this forum!

LOL!!!!
Normally Avante would have to pay an accounting firm plenty of $$$$ to get his finances in order but Avante doesn't even need to thank me. I just hope Avante can cure his gambling addiction through this.

[johnsmith]

Normally Avante would have to pay an accounting firm plenty of $$$$ to get his finances in order but Avante doesn't even need to thank me. I just hope Avante can cure his gambling addiction through this.

My favorite part is that he completely ignores his record on here prior to the money part.

[HarlemHeat37]

The worst gambler I've ever seen, tbh..

No respectable gambler enters the game without an understanding of basic bankroll/unit management, unless they're wealthy and can afford to gamble without any discipline(like Floyd Mayweather, for instance), tbh..I highly doubt Avante is a wealthy man, so the exception doesn't apply in this case..

Avante's claim that he increased his betting units, despite a terrible record/cold streak and a diminished bankroll, signifies that he's either an amateur and/or a liar..I'd go with the latter, tbh, a liar and a degenerate..

[benefactor]

:lol...well done.

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lmao DOK with the proof of catastrophic betting bads by the worst bettor I have ever witnessed in my life. Great work :lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao

Vegas loves complete suckers like Avante... worst bettor in the history of sports :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol what a faggot

[DJR210]

Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $2,250 overall

:lmao Great work chap!

Classic. It's gonna be a cold, cold Christmas for Avante.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lol I wonder how much Avante is gonna dodge this thread or claim I'm making these numbers up.

[jeebus]

Avante

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lol I wonder how much Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) is gonna dodge this thread or claim I'm making these numbers up.

:lmao He will just ignore it and start a 12th Russel Wilson thread in a couple days

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

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[Avante]

A bank president became aware of a man who came in every day and deposited $500 dollars for three years. Astonished, the banker left word for the man that he'd like to talk with him.

Shortly thereafter the man appeared in the banker's office." I've been in the banking business for 30 years and have never seen anything like this" the banker said, "if you don't mind me asking, what business are you in?" The man smiled and said..."I'm a gambler". "That's interesting" the banker said. "But don't you lose sometimes? " the banker asked. The man smiled again and said..."not if you know what you're doing". "Why, that's amazing" the banker said "even the best businessmen lose sometimes". Another smile from the man before he said..."I'll prove it tomorrow, I'll bet you $500 that by this time tomorrow you'll have two square balls". The banker was stunned to hear this, so while nervously fingering a letter opener he was surprised to hear himself say..."ok tomorrow at this time".

The next day the man showed up on time followed by a horny dwarf. "I see you made it" said the banker looking a bit befuddled. The gambler nodded and pointed, the banker dropped his pants. The horny dwarf dropped his jaw down to his waist when the gambler reached down and grabbed the bankers balls. Then he fainted. "What happened" said the banker. The gambler smiled and said..."I bet him $1000 dollars that by noon tomorrow I'd be holding a bankers balls in my hands"

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

[Clipper Nation]

A bank president became aware of a man who came in every day and deposited $500 dollars for three years. Astonished, the banker left word for the man that he'd like to talk with him.

Shortly thereafter the man appeared in the banker's office." I've been in the banking business for 30 years and have never seen anything like this" the banker said, "if you don't mind me asking, what business are you in?" The man smiled and said..."I'm a gambler". "That's interesting" the banker said. "But don't you lose sometimes? " the banker asked. The man smiled again and said..."not if you know what you're doing". "Why, that's amazing" the banker said "even the best businessmen lose sometimes". Another smile from the man before he said..."I'll prove it tomorrow, I'll bet you $500 that by this time tomorrow you'll have two square balls". The banker was stunned to hear this, so while nervously fingering a letter opener he was surprised to hear himself say..."ok tomorrow at this time".

The next day the man showed up on time followed by a horny dwarf. "I see you made it" said the banker looking a bit befuddled. The gambler nodded and pointed, the banker dropped his pants. The horny dwarf dropped his jaw down to his waist when the gambler reached down and grabbed the bankers balls. Then he fainted. "What happened" said the banker. The gambler smiled and said..."I bet him $1000 dollars that by noon tomorrow I'd be holding a bankers balls in my hands"

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Cool story, but you're still down $2,250....

[Avante]

Cool story, but you're still down $2,250....

Notice how my $1000 dollar win isn't there, which is the last bet I made ...here. Why is that? It's now time to start playing big $$$$ because we now see 100% effort from teams with playoff aspirations. So tell me little guy how much am I betting now and what's my actual record?

Follow me from here on out and watch how this is done.

[symple19]

:lmao :lmao

DOK with the goods

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Notice how my $1000 dollar win isn't there, which is the last bet I made ...here. Why is that? It's now time to start playing big $$$$ because we now see 100% effort from teams with playoff aspirations. So tell me little guy how much am I betting now and what's my actual record?

Follow me from here on out and watch how this is done.

Your $1000 win is there you retarded old fuck.

[AchillesHeel]

:lolld fagg:lolt

[Chinook]

As I said, you almost have to try to lose that badly. Avante has a talent for picking games poorly.

[Blake]

A bank president became aware of a man who came in every day and deposited $500 dollars for three years. Astonished, the banker left word for the man that he'd like to talk with him.

Shortly thereafter the man appeared in the banker's office." I've been in the banking business for 30 years and have never seen anything like this" the banker said, "if you don't mind me asking, what business are you in?" The man smiled and said..."I'm a gambler". "That's interesting" the banker said. "But don't you lose sometimes? " the banker asked. The man smiled again and said..."not if you know what you're doing". "Why, that's amazing" the banker said "even the best businessmen lose sometimes". Another smile from the man before he said..."I'll prove it tomorrow, I'll bet you $500 that by this time tomorrow you'll have two square balls". The banker was stunned to hear this, so while nervously fingering a letter opener he was surprised to hear himself say..."ok tomorrow at this time".

The next day the man showed up on time followed by a horny dwarf. "I see you made it" said the banker looking a bit befuddled. The gambler nodded and pointed, the banker dropped his pants. The horny dwarf dropped his jaw down to his waist when the gambler reached down and grabbed the bankers balls. Then he fainted. "What happened" said the banker. The gambler smiled and said..."I bet him $1000 dollars that by noon tomorrow I'd be holding a bankers balls in my hands"

Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

That joke makes no sense. You're stupid.

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol Avante is like the "Cooler" at a Blackjack table. Everyone is winning and having a great time, then Avante comes and sits at the table and the dealer starts pulling 21s out of his ass every hand.

[Blake]

This thread should be sticky'd on this forum!

LOL!!!!

I second this

[Blake]

:lol Avante is like the "Cooler" at a Blackjack table. Everyone is winning and having a great time, then Avante comes and sits at the table and the dealer starts pulling 21s out of his ass every hand.

lol

[GoodOdor]

DoK putting that finance/math degree to work, great job:lol

[spurraider21]

he also picked GB in the game Rodgers got hurt. he said if GB didn't cover he'd stop posting picks in the NFL forum

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

he also picked GB in the game Rodgers got hurt. he said if GB didn't cover he'd stop posting picks in the NFL forum

I thought that was the GB -11 game shown in the OP, but by all means, if there's a bet I missed, quote it and I'll edit the tracker. Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) might deliberately scatter his money-losing gambles all over the internet to make it hard for himself to determine how much he's down, but I'm determined to cure Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) of his gambling addiction.

[spurraider21]

Who out there has a big buffed out voodoo doll with...Avante...written on it in magic marker?

Check it out...

Seattle is one of the best home teams in the league, they haven't lost a game there since Russell Wilson showed up. The Tampa Bay Buc's could be the worst team in the league, talk about a huge mismatch, what's 15.5, the Seahawks are going win this easily. So I pull the trigger.

Are you kidding me?

Houston at home in a ..must win...situation, I have a big lead, hell, I even went to Target, I have this one in the bag. I get back to find..... Houstons coach is in the hospital? You gotta be kidding.

I never bet on Oakland they are too...????...but the Eagles have QB problems, so what happens..............a second string QB throws for 23 TD's.

Now tomorrow night I have the Packers, they are 4-1 ATS in the last five vs the Bears who have QB's problems. Aaron Rodgers on MNF with a running game....whoa!

Here's what I'm going to do, I'm going to play 1100 to win 1000 on the Packers to cover, if they don't I;m done making picks this season.


I deserve an ass kicking, go ahead I deserve it.

:lmao


that is the GB -11 you referenced, but he upped it to an 1100 play

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

:lmao


that is the GB -11 you referenced, but he upped it to an 1100 play

Well shit :lol, give me a sec to update/edit the tracker. Thank you for your contribution to the 2013 Avante betting tracker.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Updated. If my math is wrong let me know.


Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall

[spurraider21]

i just feel bad for mason tbh

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

i just feel bad for mason tbh

You did a good deed helping Avante (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=33483) face his demons. Mason will be in a better place because of what you've done here today.

[Avante]

At what point do you guys finally figure this out? I have been winning $$$$$ for years doing this and this year will be no different.

[benefactor]

At what point do you guys finally figure this out? I have been winning $$$$$ for years doing this and this year will be no different.
:lol...:lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

At what point do you guys finally figure this out? I have been winning $$$$$ for years doing this and this year will be no different.

:lmao figure what out? Collectively the money plays you've posted on this site are down over $3,000.

[Avante]

:lmao figure what out? Collectively the money plays you've posted on this site are down over $3,000.

Try getting it right...ok?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Try getting it right...ok?

What in the OP is wrong? Everything I posted is just re-quoting you.

[HI-FI]

:lmao
....this thread.....

[Avante]

What in the OP is wrong? Everything I posted is just re-quoting you.

What was the last bet I made here? You can't even tell me that.

Wouldn't it be funny if I had a bet on another site that I could get the response I get here, hmmmmm?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

What was the last bet I made here? You can't even tell me that.

The last bet you made was the 1100 to win 1000 Saints -3 against the Panthers. A bet that's included in my calculation as I already told and as shown in the OP.

[Avante]

The last bet you made was the 1100 to win 1000 Saints -3 against the Panthers. A bet that's included in my calculation as I already told and as shown in the OP.

You're really into this aren't you, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep track of how it goes from here on out, obviously you will.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Say you bet the same amount, but the opposite picks, how much is the profit, tbh?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

You're really into this aren't you, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep track of how it goes from here on out, obviously you will.

I like to help addicts, it's the generous person I am.

:lol trying to accuse me of not knowing your picks then moving the goal posts to "You're really into this!"
:lol telling me to track your picks when you never even post them and then claim afterwards how much you've won

[Avante]

Say you bet the same amount, but the opposite picks, how much is the profit, tbh?

Enought about me, what's with being a lowly Jags fan, that must suck!

[Avante]

I like to help addicts, it's the generous person I am.

:lol trying to accuse me of not knowing your picks then moving the goal posts to "You're really into this!"
:lol telling me to track your picks when you never even post them and then claim afterwards how much you've won

I find it comical just how worried you are about......me.....why?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Say you bet the same amount, but the opposite picks, how much is the profit, tbh?

:lmao you'd be up $2,640

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I find it comical just how worried you are about......me.....why?

I'll answer after you admit everything in the OP is accurate and true.

[Holden_Caulfield]

Enought about me, what's with being a lowly Jags fan, that must suck!
Carr is saving our franchise, not a monkeyballer.

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lmao you'd be up $2,640
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Avante]

I'll answer after you admit everything in the OP is accurate and true.

I really give a fuck what you do, I;m not like you I don't get all worried over internet posters. You can worry for the both of us.

[Clipper Nation]

At what point do you guys finally figure this out? I have been winning $$$$$ for years doing this and this year will be no different.
Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall
Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall
Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall
Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall
Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall
Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall
Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall
Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall
Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall




















































Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m174/12gs210/old2_zpsf8dbf1cf.jpg

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I really give a fuck what you do, I;m not like you I don't get all worried over internet posters. You can worry for the both of us.

:lmao meltdown
:lmao can't definitively address the OP

[Avante]

:lmao meltdown
:lmao can't definitively address the OP

Do you honestly believe anyone really meltdowns over silly internet shit, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! You do take this stuff that seriously don't ya midget?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Do you honestly believe anyone really meltdowns over silly internet shit, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! You do take this stuff that seriously don't ya midget?

What do I have to take seriously? I'm not the one who's down over three Gs :lol

[Avante]

What do I have to take seriously? I'm not the one who's down over three Gs :lol

I'm actually up over 1200.

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

I'm actually up over 1200.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao lemme guess, you just haven't posted your winning plays on this site?

[Clipper Nation]

I'm actually up over 1200.

:lmao Bull fucking shit, :lolld Fagg:lolt, you're down $3,240....

[spurraider21]

Say you bet the same amount, but the opposite picks, how much is the profit, tbh?


:lmao you'd be up $2,640
the anti-Avante method is well documented :lol

[Avante]

:lmao Bull fucking shit, :lolld Fagg:lolt, you're down $3,240....

How about my NCAA plays?

[Clipper Nation]

How about my NCAA plays?

Current Avante betting tracker: 7-12, down $3,240 overall

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

How about my NCAA plays?

Show the NCAA bets you've posted on this site (bets you claim you made after the game was over don't count)

[Clipper Nation]

Show the NCAA bets you've posted on this site (bets you claim you made after the game was over don't count)

Judging from his infamous K-State/West Virginia take last year, he definitely sucks ass at NCAA betting as well :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Judging from his infamous K-State/West Virginia take last year, he definitely sucks ass at NCAA betting as well :lol

no need to go as far back as last year
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=224271

[Avante]

Show the NCAA bets you've posted on this site (bets you claim you made after the game was over don't count)

Here I am trying my best to get you guys into some betting competition. And all I see is all of you afraid to take me on, why?

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Show the NCAA bets you've posted on this site (bets you claim you made after the game was over don't count)

:lmao Avante totally dodges this question

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

Updated :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[KoolAid Mans Brother]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Jodelo]

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[DMC]

Avante with the "drink myself sober" approach, not considering that the 1K or so was the cost of the lesson. He instead wanted a post grad degree in shitty betting.

[Trainwreck2100]

dat awful gambler's fallacy

[Robz4000]

:rollin

[spurraider21]

Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall

good lord :lmao

[GoodOdor]

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

holy shit that can pay my school housing for a year :lmao :lmao :lmao

[DUNCANownsKOBE]

bump

[Blake]

At what point do you guys finally figure this out? I have been winning $$$$$ for years doing this and this year will be no different.

Lol 2013

[benefactor]

You're really into this aren't you, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep track of how it goes from here on out, obviously you will.
:lol...he used the same deflection on me that he used on DoK.:lol

[Blake]

***Updated with new information on 12/17/2013 to reflect actual amount wagered on Bears/Packers, courtesy of Spurraiders21***
***Updated with new information again on 12/22/2013 to reflect Avante's week 16 bet***


Since he refuses to do so, lets track all the money plays he's done on Spurstalk this year. Lets ignore all the other claims/story changes/goal post moves no one can prove/disprove, lets just stick to all of the games Avante has picked on this site saying he bet on them. Here's how it's gone:

Weeks 1-7:
He was 22-25 (:lmao) through 7 weeks picking games without mentioning how much money he bet, and after claiming he was 14-7 overall in the "$$$$" games he realized he needed to start actually showing how much he was betting to prove he's an NFL historian.

Week 8:

At that point he's 2-1 and up $90 overall (claiming he's 16-8). Then he decides to bet on the Seattle MNF and loses (we know he bet on this one because he voluntarily drops his record to 16-9 after this game):

Results for week 8: 2-2 and down $20 ($440 wager, $420 payout)
Results through week 8: 2-2, down $20 overall


Week 9 is when he starts trying to make it confusing to figure out what he bet. Here are the games he claims he played (though he posted an alternative set of games where he did even worse). He didn't specify a dollar amount so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he only bet $110 to win $100 on all 5 games:

Here's the post where he confirms he bet on these and adds a 5th game he bet on:

Then he ups his wager for the MNF GB -11 game:

Results for week 9: 1-4 and down $1,330 ($1540 wager, $210 payout)
Results through week 9: 3-6, down $1,350 overall


Week 10 is when Avante's behavior becomes truly eratic as he starts upping the ante:

Results for week 10: 2-2 and down $100 ($2200 wager, $2100 payout)
Results through week 10: 5-8, down $1,450 overall


Week 11 he starts randomly posting his picks (or pick in this case) in the club (don't ask me why):

Results for week 11: 0-1 and down $2200 ($2200 wager, $0 payout)
Results through week 11: 5-9, down $3,650 overall


Week 12 he did not pick any games.
Results for week 12: 0-0 and $0
Results through week 12: 5-9, down $3,650 overall


Week 13 he did not pick any games.
Results for week 13: 0-0 and $0
Results through week 13: 5-9, down $3,650 overall


Week 14 he starts posting his picks in the NFL forum again:

Then he adds this at the last minute because of how shitty these games turned out:

Results for week 14: 2-3 and up $410 ($2320 wager, $2730 payout)
Results through week 14: 7-12, down $3,240 overall


Week 15 he did not pick any games.
Results for week 15: 0-0 and $0
Results through week 15: 7-12, down $3,240 overall

Week 16 he lays it all on the line with his lock of the year:

Results for week 16: 0-1 and down $5,500 ($5,500 wager, $0 payout)
Results through week 16: 7-13, down $8,740 overall

Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao


:cry these picks were just for fun you can always tell the rookies hahahahahahaaaaaaaa :cry

[Blake]

Solid work btw, DUNCANownsKOBE :tu

[Avante]

Hook, line and sinker, hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

You cannot be this fucking dumb.

I told everyone that 2014 would be the first season I hand out free $$$$$, and what did I do, yep...hand out free $$$$$.

Damn you're dumb.

[Blake]

Same ol same ol

[Avante]

I had fun last season, the more and more I won the less and less anyone commented, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't had a losing season in over 20 years, and never will, it's simply how much $$$$ will I win? Ya try to hang around 50% the first 8 weeks, then when we start seeing the playoff push that's when ya win your $$$$$. It's always like that, always!

[Blake]

:cry "i had fun you can always tell the rookies hahahahaaa :cry :cry :cry

[Avante]

A few pointers on how to win $$$ vs the spread.

You need to know how these teams do in whatever role they are playing that week. There are 4 roles.

HF...home fav
HD...home dog
RF...road fav
RD...road dog

So if the Colts are 14-2ATS as HF vs the Chiefs who are 2-14ATS as a RD, you have a 28-4 trend if ya back the Colts. You want to search out three to five others plays that week that strong. Yes it does take time/homework.

So there ya are with five plays where you have 28-4 type trends. Now what are the odds of most of those strong trends going south on ya on the same day? Not good!

You also wanna look at teams heading into a bye and coming off a bye. Here we see some very strong trends. Your job is to know who does what. Back to back at home, back to back on the road, other great "spots" to find strong plays.

You are looking for "spots" that strongly favor a team from an ATS perspective.

If ya think you can win $$$$$ without knowing those types of things, you're wrong.

As we can see we have a few punk kids here who just don't get it. I confess I fucked around with their..DUH!....a little too much, my bad. I mean look at all that silly shit above, hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Fucking funny:lol


I'm debating on handing out more free $$$$ again next season, I really don't like doing all the work. Watching this..."damn he's good, just like he said he was"...was funny to watch, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah, tons of places to find all the info ya need. It is time consuming, but a big rush sitting there watching it all unfold just like you knew it would.

[Blake]

Nothing anyone doesn't know.

And in this forum, you're still on the wrong side of your documented bets. Way down.

[spurraider21]

but i made a few hundred dollars in 2014! that makes up for losing over 8k in 2013

[UNT Eagles 2016]

but i made a few hundred dollars in 2014! that makes up for losing over 8k in 2013
if indeed he lost most of his money off the game Rodgers got hurt against the Bears, then that's just bad luck more than anything... Seneca Wallace was the backup at the time. He made last year's Brett Hundley look like Tom Brady.

[Clipper Nation]

if indeed he lost most of his money off the game Rodgers got hurt against the Bears, then that's just bad luck more than anything... Seneca Wallace was the backup at the time. He made last year's Brett Hundley look like Tom Brady.
Actually, he lost a lot more money on Lions/Giants in Week 16 that season, his so-called "lock of the year" :lol

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Actually, he lost a lot more money on Lions/Giants in Week 16 that season, his so-called "lock of the year" :lol

Why would anyone bet on a week 16 game in which both teams were already out of playoff contention?

The 61 yard Tucker kick to beat the Lions the week before knocked the Lions out, and the Giants had been out for awhile.

[Clipper Nation]

Why would anyone bet on a week 16 game in which both teams were already out of playoff contention?
Because Avante was already down $3,240 overall on the year and he was desperate to salvage his reputation.

Keep in mind, when he first signed up here, he claimed to be an NFL betting expert who always hits 70% of his bets and makes tons of money. By Week 16 in 2013, he was coming off an embarrassing .500 season in 2012 and an even worse 2013. He needed something to spin his atrocious record and claim victory, hence the "Lock of the Year." Of course, since Avante is the worst bettor in sports history, the Giants won.

[UNT Eagles 2016]

Because Avante was already down $3,240 overall on the year and he was desperate to salvage his reputation. Keep in mind, when he first signed up here, he claimed to be an NFL betting expert who always hits 70% of his bets and makes tons of money. By Week 16 in 2013, he was coming off an embarrassing .500 season in 2012 and an even worse 2013. He needed something to spin his atrocious record and claim victory, hence the "Lock of the Year." Of course, since Avante is the worst bettor in sports history, he lost.
My "Lock of the Year" would have been Packers over the Bears in Week 17, honestly. I just knew going into that day that, no matter what, there was no way Jay Cutler was going to beat Aaron Rodgers with all the marbles on the line.

The game was unexpectedly close and GOATgers, of course, threw the hail mary to Cobb to win, but still... what kind of idiot bets on a game between two lame ducks out of the playoff race?