thirsty ass frost king dies right before he was going to have a 3sum with 2 hookers

[Trill Clinton]

http://darkroom.sundayworld.com/800/0/6c07756eb78aca98a574bd82b7f512ef:72e10f0c7c6795c1f e5830f49c54a106/Johnny%20Orris%20with%20Caressa%20and%20Rain%20in% 20radio%20studios

A grandfather who won a tryst with two hookers choked to death before he could enjoy his threesome.

Johnny Orris, 86, from Illinois, was entered into a contest by radio shock jock Howard Stern, called “I Want to Get My Grandpa Laid,” by his grandson, Ed Moody.

He told the show he had not had sex since his wife died more than a decade ago, and was awarded the encounter at the legal Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada.

Orris went to the ranch and chose two girls, then headed to a steakhouse in Lake Tahoe, where he died.

His grieving grandson, who was with him, told Radar Online: “He had not been with a woman for 11 years since my grandmother died.

“He had two girls planned out, Caressa Kisses and Vanity – Caressa is all that he talked about. He was going to spend the night with them but he never got back to the Bunny Ranch.

“I think he was eating too fast because he wanted to get there quickly, but sadly he did not make it.

“I was with him. He was choking to death. Hr was eating prime rib and he started choking.”

Moody and the maitre d'hotel tried the Heimlich manouevre and CPR, but after an ambulance took him to hospital he was prounouced dead.

Moody went on: “He was having the greatest day of his life, and it went to hell. He was feeling great. He was being treated like a rock star.”

But his grandad's winnings did not go completely to waste.

Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof let him have a free roll in the hay with one of his girls – though not Caressa Kisses or Vanity.

Hof said the two girls who appeared on Stern's show and named Orris the winner, Caressa and Rain Riches “are distraught and are going to need some sort of counselling.”


:lmao

[hehateme]

Man this report is all over the place, who fucking wrote it? Also, why the fuck is it spelled manouevre and just not maneuver?

[Trill Clinton]

Man this report is all over the place, who fucking wrote it? Also, why the fuck is it spelled manouevre and just not maneuver?

my co-worker told me he heard about it on the radio. i thought it was a joke.

[mouse]

Any of the death captured on film? And I can see a trend developing.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Poor old guy.

[The Gemini Method]

The dead wife should've let him buck one last time...

[mouse]

Poor old guy.

Just think how his dusty penis and rusty balls feel.

[Koolaid_Man]

http://darkroom.sundayworld.com/800/0/6c07756eb78aca98a574bd82b7f512ef:72e10f0c7c6795c1f e5830f49c54a106/Johnny%20Orris%20with%20Caressa%20and%20Rain%20in% 20radio%20studios
A grandfather who won a tryst with two hookers choked to death before he could enjoy his threesome.


Johnny Orris, 86, from Illinois, was entered into a contest by radio shock jock Howard Stern, called “I Want to Get My Grandpa Laid,” by his grandson, Ed Moody.

He told the show he had not had sex since his wife died more than a decade ago, and was awarded the encounter at the legal Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada.

Orris went to the ranch and chose two girls, then headed to a steakhouse in Lake Tahoe, where he died.

His grieving grandson, who was with him, told Radar Online: “He had not been with a woman for 11 years since my grandmother died.

“He had two girls planned out, Caressa Kisses and Vanity – Caressa is all that he talked about. He was going to spend the night with them but he never got back to the Bunny Ranch.

“I think he was eating too fast because he wanted to get there quickly, but sadly he did not make it.

“I was with him. He was choking to death. Hr was eating prime rib and he started choking.”

Moody and the maitre d'hotel tried the Heimlich manouevre and CPR, but after an ambulance took him to hospital he was prounouced dead.

Moody went on: “He was having the greatest day of his life, and it went to hell. He was feeling great. He was being treated like a rock star.”

But his grandad's winnings did not go completely to waste.

Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof let him have a free roll in the hay with one of his girls – though not Caressa Kisses or Vanity.

Hof said the two girls who appeared on Stern's show and named Orris the winner, Caressa and Rain Riches “are distraught and are going to need some sort of counselling.”


:lmao




his grandson has to live with killing his grandfather....:lol he put too much in front of him at once..plus a steak dinner :lol...there was no way this was going to end good....

[bigzak25]

That really sucks.

[symple19]

rofl

[Trill Clinton]

his grandson has to live with killing his grandfather....:lol he put too much in front of him at once..plus a steak dinner :lol...there was no way this was going to end good....

his grandson probably hit the jackpot when grandma died and plotted on a way to cash out on grandpa's will too. what better way to committ murder without looking suspicious than feed a old frost king prime rib and serving him hot young pussy on the platter.

look at this nugget "Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof let him have a free roll in the hay with one of his girls"

the grandson even got his choice of free pussy from the ranch:lmao

[ChumpDumper]

What's a frost king?

[Trill Clinton]

What's a frost king?

a white male

[ChumpDumper]

a white male
Why?

[jeebus]

Why?
this ought to be rich...

[mouse]

What's a frost king?

When your done with your bedtime reading of the 9/11 commission report tonight look in the mirror.

[TDMVPDPOY]

this guy....does he posts upstairs, premature ejaculators...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

a white male

Ah. Nice

[mouse]

What's a frost king?


look closely at this photo and you can get an idea.

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-21/chump-frosty_zps2e125cfe.jpg

[ChumpDumper]

Who is that?

[RD2191]

:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

his grandson probably hit the jackpot when grandma died and plotted on a way to cash out on grandpa's will too. what better way to committ murder without looking suspicious than feed a old frost king prime rib and serving him hot young pussy on the platter.

look at this nugget "Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof let him have a free roll in the hay with one of his girls"

the grandson even got his choice of free pussy from the ranch:lmao

shit just doesn't get more comical than this story :lmao...old man probably got his dentures polished up and everything...how do you die choking on a steak....old man was salivating at the thought of that pussy....this shit just ain't right :lmao

[Sportcamper]

http://cache.backpackinglight.com/backpackinglight/user_uploads/1326313097_55022.jpg

This is so wrong on so many levels…
Howard Stern has no boundaries when it comes to decency…
Grandson trying to get grandpa laid…
Grandpa so excited & choked up and dies…
Grandson could care less and he uses the freebie for himself…

[mrsmaalox]

Just think how his dusty penis and rusty balls feel.

:vomit:

[mrsmaalox]

I can't even imagine the colossal family drama this has caused :lol

[mouse]

I can't even imagine the colossal family drama this has caused :lol

His sperm was so old they had already developed legs. Wow, was Darwin right after all?

[RD2191]

His sperm was so old they had already developed legs. Wow, was Darwin right after all?
:lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

dude went out feelin on some titties that ain't a bad way to go.

[mouse]

:lmao

The dudes ass was so old you could easily tear a piece of his taint off and use it as turkey jerky.

[RD2191]

The dudes ass was so old you could easily tear a piece of his taint off and use it as turkey jerky.
:lmao:lmao

[resistanze]

shit just doesn't get more comical than this story :lmao...old man probably got his dentures polished up and everything...how do you die choking on a steak....old man was salivating at the thought of that pussy....this shit just ain't right :lmao

:lol