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2pac > Kobe
12-18-2013, 06:55 PM
Imo tbh

Kool Bob Love
12-18-2013, 08:00 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66bfpeDkyfo

Spur|n|Austin
12-18-2013, 08:26 PM
Probably the release of an apple product or something (??)

Reck
12-18-2013, 08:34 PM
Well watch out for Kratos ladies and gentlemen.

hehateme
12-18-2013, 09:41 PM
Steve Jobs making his return to earth to enslave us all.

Wild Cobra
12-18-2013, 10:03 PM
OMG...

The Cylons finally found us!

Suspect
12-19-2013, 03:52 PM
read the description box lol

Katherine Robinson
12-19-2013, 09:37 PM
Harold Camping talking to us beyond the grave.

Leetonidas
12-20-2013, 12:23 AM
YOUR iPHONE HAS ISLAMIC BELIEFS BUILT RIGHT INTO IT! YOUR PHONE HAS A CURSE!
Siri Iphone App Says Gates of Hades Will Open on July 27th 2014

Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic calendar, when Muslims fast from dawn to sunset. There are several reasons why Ramadan is considered important: The Qur'an was first revealed during this month The actual night that the Qur'an was revealed to the Prophet Mohammed (SAW) is called Lailat ul Qadr, and to stand in prayer on this one night is said to be better than a thousand months of worship. Ramadan is often called 'month of the Qur'an' because of this, and Muslims attempt to recite as much of the Qur'an as they can during the month.



Most mosques will recite one thirtieth of the Qur'an each night during the Taraweeh prayers. No one knows on which particular night the Qur'an was first revealed, but it is said to be one of the last ten nights of Ramadan.

The gates of Heaven are open and the gates of Hell are closed Muslims believe that their good actions bring a greater reward during this month than at any other time of year, because this month has been blessed by Allah. They also believe that it is easier to do good in this month because the devils have been chained in Hell, and so can't tempt believers. This doesn't mean that Muslims will not behave badly, but that any evil that they do comes from within themselves, without additional encouragement from the Devil. Almost all Muslims try to give up bad habits during Ramadan, and some will try to become better Muslims by praying more or reading the Qur'an.
MY MIND IS BLOWN! DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU HAVE THIS BUILT INTO YOUR iPHONE? WHAT A BLATANT YET COVERT INTRUSION!
I AM UTTERLY OUTRAGED!! What other CRAP have they built into any of your electronics?
THERE IS SIMPLY TOO MUCH HAPPENING AND HAPPENING QUICKLY TO DENY IT ANY LONGER!

Sure, people have been saying that they are in the "end times" for ages now, saying that "Jesus is coming soon". Seriously these Jesus freaks keep on saying the same thing and nothing ever really happens. In fact, it is such an old "war cry" that you have tuned it out which in turn has hardened your heart to the warnings. But our time truly is limited. Please just take a quick glance at the mainstream headlines and put the pieces together. There is no denying the signs; the "labor pain" symptoms any longer.

If you are scoffing at the warnings, guess what? You are fulfilling prophecy and you are only hurting yourself and any of those who may be listening to you. Check it out, I'm not putting you on: 2 Peter 3:3,4 and also in Jude 1:18,19 both are in the New Testament. Get saved; you are going to need His protection. More importantly, you will definitely need your salvation for all of eternity. I don't know you, but I certainly care about you and your eternity. This is not a gimmick; the only thing I gain from you trusting God is another brother or sister in the Lord.

Dear Lord Jesus,

Please remove any deception that I may have listened to or embraced. Because I am not perfect, I am a sinner that needs forgiveness and I ask You to forgive me. I believe You are Savior and Lord Who shed Your Blood and died for my sins to be forgiven, and rose from the dead; You live forever. I want to turn from (repent) my sins. I invite You Jesus Christ of Nazareth to come into my heart and life as Savior and Lord. I want to trust and follow You as my Lord and personal Savior. In the all powerful Name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I pray. Amen.