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HarlemHeat37
12-19-2013, 06:50 PM
:lmao broken down
:lmao going out with a 2-4 record and sabotaging the team
:lmao embarrassing exits in his last 2 playoffs appearances
:lmao still can't win shit without Phil and Fish leading the team
:lmao nobody wants to play with Kobe
:lmao Dwight saying nobody wants to play with Kobe
:lmao has never been able to adjust his game
:lmao legacy progressively going downhill in the new era of media that actually analyzes information
:lmao Vanessa calls the shots
:lmao hideous daughters that look like they were spawned from Gorilla semen
:lmao 6'6 nigga with tiny hands = :wow:wow
:lmao inspired by Dad Killer on the court, and Sammy "the Bull" Gravano off the court
:lmao he jerked off when she left

HarlemHeat37
12-19-2013, 06:55 PM
:lmao Lakers
:lmao Dr. Buss's memory pissed on by his son
:lmao Dr. Buss's rotting corpse turning in his grave
:lmao nepotism killing the present and future of the Lakers
:lmao 48 million for a broken down cancer
:lmao one of the worst rosters in the NBA
:lmao fans having to hype Jordan Hill, Swaggy P and Xavier Henry
:lmao Al-Quobe
:lmao still making excuses
:lmao blame everybody but Kob'
:lmao Kobe wouldn't look at them if they were on fire in front of him
:lmao Magic Johnson going out with Aids
:lmao Kobe going out with a 2-4 record and broken down knees
:lmao Dr. Buss dying while having to suffer through the most disappointing season in NBA history
:lmao nobody wants to play for the Lakers anymore
:lmao Clippers taking over
:lmao Magic Johnson's son
:lmao Begging
:lmao TheReturn
:lmao Medvedenko
:lmao highlights
:lmao still posts here
:lmao Bynumite and whitemamba
:lmao arguably the shittiest posters in ST history
:lmao namlook
:lmao ignore this thread
:lmao Deuce Bigalow

MeloHype
12-19-2013, 06:57 PM
9/10

Medvedenko
12-19-2013, 06:58 PM
Hey HH, nice post. Keep it up! Good luck to the Spurs this year. Kudos to your team on having a great record with awesome players, coaching staff and system.

Boiled down: doesn't matter, because if you're a TRUE spur fan (Last 15+years), you always know you'll still be in the SHADOW of the Lakers. It doesn't really matter what Kobe does or doesn't do anymore. It's been done already. Have fun making fun of injured players. Keep posting the way you do and get a few chuckles out of the rabble here on this board. You owe it to yourself.

Splits
12-19-2013, 07:00 PM
:cry poor Kirby :cry

HarlemHeat37
12-19-2013, 07:01 PM
:lmao cobbler
:lmao you and Kobe finally have something in common, other than your rings

Katherine Robinson
12-19-2013, 07:02 PM
We won't see Cobbler before he kicks the bucket and they wheel his corpse to the dump.

Arcadian
12-19-2013, 07:07 PM
:lol lakers

spurraider21
12-19-2013, 07:08 PM
slava has been especially salty since Kobe's knee spontaneously combusted

RD2191
12-19-2013, 07:12 PM
Hey HH, nice post. Keep it up! Good luck to the Spurs this year. Kudos to your team on having a great record with awesome players, coaching staff and system.

Boiled down: doesn't matter, because if you're a TRUE spur fan (Last 15+years), you always know you'll still be in the SHADOW of the Lakers. It doesn't really matter what Kobe does or doesn't do anymore. It's been done already. Have fun making fun of injured players. Keep posting the way you do and get a few chuckles out of the rabble here on this board. You owe it to yourself.
lmao at the amount of butthurt in this post

Holden_Caulfield
12-19-2013, 07:13 PM
nick young will play pg :lmao

jeebus
12-19-2013, 07:14 PM
lol lakers

Brazil
12-19-2013, 07:15 PM
Hey HH, nice post. Keep it up! Good luck to the Spurs this year. Kudos to your team on having a great record with awesome players, coaching staff and system.

Boiled down: doesn't matter, because if you're a TRUE spur fan (Last 15+years), you always know you'll still be in the SHADOW of the Lakers. It doesn't really matter what Kobe does or doesn't do anymore. It's been done already. Have fun making fun of injured players. Keep posting the way you do and get a few chuckles out of the rabble here on this board. You owe it to yourself.

:lol mad

ElNono
12-19-2013, 07:15 PM
Wonder what nickname he's gonna self-give next... Has to be something narcissistic and corny per the usual...

benefactor
12-19-2013, 07:15 PM
HH is balls deep...and drier than Death Valley.

lefty
12-19-2013, 07:18 PM
http://media0.giphy.com/media/MOWPkhRAUbR7i/giphy.gif

timtonymanu
12-19-2013, 07:19 PM
:lol Medvedenko
:lol mad

baseline bum
12-19-2013, 07:24 PM
:lol $48 million to get six shitty games out of that faggot

Clipper Nation
12-19-2013, 07:37 PM
Hey HH, nice post. Keep it up! Good luck to the Spurs this year. Kudos to your team on having a great record with awesome players, coaching staff and system.

Boiled down: doesn't matter, because if you're a TRUE spur fan (Last 15+years), you always know you'll still be in the SHADOW of the Lakers. It doesn't really matter what Kobe does or doesn't do anymore. It's been done already. Have fun making fun of injured players. Keep posting the way you do and get a few chuckles out of the rabble here on this board. You owe it to yourself.

http://i.imgur.com/HKfUDD6.jpg

NRHector
12-19-2013, 08:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/HKfUDD6.jpg

:lol

Splits
12-19-2013, 08:02 PM
:lol Kirbs left leg as sturdy as a London theater

Michael Jordan.
12-19-2013, 08:08 PM
:lol $48 million to get six shitty games out of that faggot

:lol 8 million a game.

LkrFan
12-19-2013, 08:12 PM
:lol 8 million a game.
Damn. I can't even :downspin: this shit.

BTW - HH went HAM. +100 points for this thread tbqh :lol

Clipper Nation
12-19-2013, 08:13 PM
Damn. I can't even :downspin: this shit.

Just think, s:loln - after this year, you get to do The Begging all over again with Carmelo :lol

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-19-2013, 08:18 PM
:lmao Nash announcing he's out another month
:lmao "nerve root irritation"
:lmao another excuse to sit on the sidelines and use the Lakers to finance his child support
:lmao exposed as a lazy piece of shit who never cared about winning

Leetonidas
12-19-2013, 08:21 PM
:lmao Lakers are back in the hunt!

NRHector
12-19-2013, 08:21 PM
The coach asked Kobe to play PG and pass the ball and he breaks his leg

StrengthAndHonor
12-19-2013, 08:22 PM
:lol 8 million a game.
If it's any consolation to Laker fans, it's $5 million not 8.

StrengthAndHonor
12-19-2013, 08:24 PM
:lmao broken down
:lmao going out with a 2-4 record and sabotaging the team
:lmao embarrassing exits in his last 2 playoffs appearances
:lmao still can't win shit without Phil and Fish leading the team
:lmao nobody wants to play with Kobe
:lmao Dwight saying nobody wants to play with Kobe
:lmao has never been able to adjust his game
:lmao legacy progressively going downhill in the new era of media that actually analyzes information
:lmao Vanessa calls the shots
:lmao hideous daughters that look like they were spawned from Gorilla semen
:lmao 6'6 nigga with tiny hands = :wow:wow
:lmao inspired by Dad Killer on the court, and Sammy "the Bull" Gravano off the court
:lmao he jerked off when she left
This is a treasure chest:lmao

Leetonidas
12-19-2013, 08:24 PM
The coach asked Kobe to play PG and pass the ball and he breaks his leg

:lmao passing the ball actually killing Kobe

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-19-2013, 08:24 PM
If it's any consolation to Laker fans, it's $5 million not 8.

$48,000,000 / 6 games = $8M a game

:lol Kobe fan in full damage control to the point where they deny simple arithmetic

StrengthAndHonor
12-19-2013, 08:26 PM
$48,000,000 / 6 games = $8M a game

:lol Kobe fan in full damage control to the point where they deny simple arithmetic
He's getting paid $30 million this season in which he played 6 games.

Do the math genius.

jeebus
12-19-2013, 08:27 PM
$48,000,000 / 6 games = $8M a game

:lol Kobe fan in full damage control to the point where they deny simple arithmetic
actually he's getting paid $30 million this year so that along with the $48 million extension for a total $78 million.

that equals out to $13 million per game since Kirby signed his extension

RsxPiimp
12-19-2013, 08:28 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao DOK's math ftl :lmao:lmao:lmao

RsxPiimp
12-19-2013, 08:29 PM
:lmao that was gold

Leetonidas
12-19-2013, 08:29 PM
:lmao still doesn't matter because TOSB is getting paid for nothing

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-19-2013, 08:30 PM
He's getting paid $30 million this season in which he played 6 games.

Do the math genius.

:lmao the post was clearly referencing the $48M extension he signed
:lmao butthurt Kobefan

:cryit was only $5M a game:cry
:crygreat fucking bargain:cry

Bill_Brasky
12-19-2013, 08:32 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao DOK's math ftl :lmao:lmao:lmao

:lmao criticizing anyone's math when you're a fucking zipperhead who couldn't make higher than a C in college algebra for fuck's sake

jeebus
12-19-2013, 08:33 PM
:lol lakerfan begging for any sort of deflection material

StrengthAndHonor
12-19-2013, 08:37 PM
:lmao the post was clearly referencing the $48M extension he signed
:lmao butthurt Kobefan

:cryit was only $5M a game:cry
:crygreat fucking bargain:cry

Its not a big deal, I was just trying to correct you bro.

Mugen
12-19-2013, 08:43 PM
:lol:lmao:rollin

LkrFan
12-19-2013, 09:16 PM
:lmao Lakers are back in the hunt!

Classh:lolle!

baseline bum
12-19-2013, 09:30 PM
actually he's getting paid $30 million this year so that along with the $48 million extension for a total $78 million.

that equals out to $13 million per game since Kirby signed his extension

Didn't want to count the $30M though since
(1) That was already a sunk cost
(2) It was signed in the Good Buss era back when Kobe was a quality player

But Fredo giving him $48M :rollin

Juggity
12-19-2013, 09:34 PM
Medvedenko salty as FUCK, damn. :lol

DMC
12-19-2013, 09:40 PM
:lmao criticizing anyone's math when you're a fucking zipperhead who couldn't make higher than a C in college algebra for fuck's sake

With a tutor

DMC
12-19-2013, 09:42 PM
:lmao Lakers
:lmao Dr. Buss's memory pissed on by his son
:lmao Dr. Buss's rotting corpse turning in his grave
:lmao nepotism killing the present and future of the Lakers
:lmao 48 million for a broken down cancer
:lmao one of the worst rosters in the NBA
:lmao fans having to hype Jordan Hill, Swaggy P and Xavier Henry
:lmao Al-Quobe
:lmao still making excuses
:lmao blame everybody but Kob'
:lmao Kobe wouldn't look at them if they were on fire in front of him
:lmao Magic Johnson going out with Aids
:lmao Kobe going out with a 2-4 record and broken down knees
:lmao Dr. Buss dying while having to suffer through the most disappointing season in NBA history
:lmao nobody wants to play for the Lakers anymore
:lmao Clippers taking over
:lmao Magic Johnson's son
:lmao Begging
:lmao TheReturn
:lmao Medvedenko
:lmao highlights
:lmao still posts here
:lmao Bynumite and whitemamba
:lmao arguably the shittiest posters in ST history
:lmao namlook
:lmao ignore this thread
:lmao Deuce Bigalow

:lol #Blessed
:lol God Sanctions Rape
:lol Blake Killer

Rogue
12-19-2013, 10:00 PM
$48,000,000 / 6 games = $8M a game

:lol Kobe fan in full damage control to the point where they deny simple arithmetic


excellent math, thanks. it doesn't look too bad though. Kobe's a world famous star and he only gets paid 8m for each game, and the length of each game is pretty close to that of a movie. Therefore, 8m a game sounds just the right price for him when most hollywood actors (of similar popularity caliber) earn more than that figure for each film imho.

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-19-2013, 10:00 PM
With a tutor

:lmao after failing it the first time

monosylab1k
12-19-2013, 10:11 PM
tbh if the Lakers insist on playing an old fuck with no athleticism and a brittle body, this guy looks pretty good.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buYB75cMehY

ezau
12-19-2013, 10:53 PM
Hey HH, nice post. Keep it up! Good luck to the Spurs this year. Kudos to your team on having a great record with awesome players, coaching staff and system.

Boiled down: doesn't matter, because if you're a TRUE spur fan (Last 15+years), you always know you'll still be in the SHADOW of the Lakers. It doesn't really matter what Kobe does or doesn't do anymore. It's been done already. Have fun making fun of injured players. Keep posting the way you do and get a few chuckles out of the rabble here on this board. You owe it to yourself.

There's so much saltiness:lol

lefty
12-19-2013, 11:44 PM
http://media.giphy.com/media/r6AGaFFMq3ke4/giphy.gif
http://media.giphy.com/media/9ZxTkWztF8di/giphy.gif

Fabbs
12-20-2013, 12:24 AM
:lol

TDMVPDPOY
12-20-2013, 12:33 AM
is kobe chasing derrick rose or gilbert areenas record? getting paid to do nothing....

irishock
12-20-2013, 01:00 AM
is kobe chasing derrick rose or gilbert areenas record? getting paid to do nothing....

Well, he is helping his team by not playing.