View Full Version : Lakers: Did Kobe Fake Injury to Avoid Getting Curb Stomped by Lebron on Christmas Day Again?
You have to admit it was going to happen. Did he build his fake injury around it so he could get back just in time for the AS game?
Mao Zedong
12-22-2013, 07:45 PM
Aaaah. Nice catch. Could be true.
He also knows the Lakers are better without him, so it's not like they'll miss him too much.
Win-Win.
Bynumite
12-22-2013, 08:02 PM
Yes
Bynumite
12-22-2013, 08:03 PM
He also faked the achilles to avoid The Sweep.
He also faked the achilles to avoid The Sweep.
Exactly. Now you get it.
Bynumite
12-22-2013, 08:08 PM
He also staged Colorado to avoid winning a shit stained olympic medal with Jim in 04.
lefty
12-22-2013, 08:09 PM
:lol Stern.
:lol scheduled this game for Christmas day because of Kirby vs Lebron.
:lol not gonna happen
Spur-Addict
12-22-2013, 08:31 PM
Not the first time this has happened. He has even left games early because he was getting exposed by LBJ.
Thebesteva
12-22-2013, 08:38 PM
You have to admit it was going to happen. Did he build his fake injury around it so he could get back just in time for the AS game?
No, I just think he's a tired old shit bag.
ElNono
12-22-2013, 08:52 PM
Unselfish IMO. He knows the Lakeshow play better and put a better show without him. He realizes Lebron should get the spotlight and he's willing to accept his best days are long past him.
Who am I kidding? Yes :lol
Bynumite
12-22-2013, 09:18 PM
Unselfish IMO. He knows the Lakeshow play better and put a better show without him. He realizes Lebron should get the spotlight and he's willing to accept his best days are long past him.
Who am I kidding? Yes :lol
I'm hoping MVPau comes back soon to carry the Lakeshow to a W vs the champions.
He also staged Colorado to avoid winning a shit stained olympic medal with Jim in 04.
He actually quit on that Olympic team. He wasn't forced to. He decided not to win the gold colored NBA trophy as well.
I mean, the guy was looking at 20pts a night, maybe. At that rate he'll never catch MJ. He'd be better to just fuck around at home, collect his NBA welfare check and tweet about how much of a warrior he is fighting back to be with his soldiers (they are his players, not his teammates).
You also have to think his PR people have something to do with it. "Kobe, go out there and grab your shin at some point. We need to sit you out through the holidays to avoid losing to the Lebron shoe brand in China."
Kobe: "ok.... ouch my knee hurts, but I'm a trooper so I'm gonna score 20 points and play through it. Oddly enough, i won't be able to walk to the team bus afterward."
Kobefan: "Fuckin' Kobe is a MFKINBEAST I said... nigga had a broken shin and scored 40 points and hit the game winner"
Rogue
12-23-2013, 12:15 AM
he also faked an orgasm while raping that bitch so he could jerk off later in the bathroom, leaving no biological evidence inside between bitch's legs that would otherwise be possibly used against him in the court of law.
AchillesHeel
12-23-2013, 07:24 AM
Kirby also manufactured the 6 weeks thing, so he'd miss the game @ Miami on January 23rd as well, he doesn't want to be 6-15 against LeBron.
If Kirby decides to show up for the ASG, Lebron better dunk on him and break Kirby's knees for good.
spurraider21
12-23-2013, 11:33 AM
I mean, the guy was looking at 20pts a night, maybe. At that rate he'll never catch MJ.
catch MJ in points? the math is not strong in this one
AchillesHeel
12-23-2013, 12:34 PM
catch MJ in points? the math is not strong in this one
Kirby needs to average ~20 ppg for 30 games to catch MJ.
Killakobe81
12-23-2013, 01:22 PM
You have to admit it was going to happen. Did he build his fake injury around it so he could get back just in time for the AS game?
Though i agree with the end result (easy Heat win) premise is silly.
When has Kobe backed away from a challenge from Lebron ?
In fact he seems to relish it going so hard in a meaningless ASG ...
Premise = Fail ...
But DMC is right Heat would of pushed that ish in ...
:lol Stern.
:lol scheduled this game for Christmas day because of Kirby vs Lebron.
:lol not gonna happen
It`s 250k if I count correctly
You have to admit it was going to happen. Did he build his fake injury around it so he could get back just in time for the AS game?
Aaaah. Nice catch. Could be true.
He also knows the Lakers are better without him, so it's not like they'll miss him too much.
Win-Win.
He also faked the achilles to avoid The Sweep.
Kirby also manufactured the 6 weeks thing, so he'd miss the game @ Miami on January 23rd as well, he doesn't want to be 6-15 against LeBron.
:wow CIA Kobe?!?!?!
:wow CIA Kobe?!?!?!
MIA Kobe
Though i agree with the end result (easy Heat win) premise is silly.
When has Kobe backed away from a challenge from Lebron ?
In fact he seems to relish it going so hard in a meaningless ASG ...
Premise = Fail ...
But DMC is right Heat would of pushed that ish in ...
Get his nuts off your eyes so you can see clearly. Relishes it my motherfucking ass, he threatened to quit when he had all the opportunity in the world to just compete, but if he wasn't favored to win, he'd rather quit.
He quit game seven against PHX.
He quit when artest got in his grill.
He quit when Raja clotheslined him
The worst part about the fake tough guy act is that people slobber all over it.
TampaDude
12-23-2013, 06:32 PM
LeBron = #1
Kobe = #DONE
TampaDude
12-23-2013, 06:34 PM
He quit game seven against PHX.
He quit when artest got in his grill.
He quit when Raja clotheslined him
The worst part about the fake tough guy act is that people slobber all over it.
If Perk doesn't go down in 2010, Kobe is stuck at 4.
Thread
12-23-2013, 07:38 PM
If Perk doesn't go down in 2010, Kobe is stuck at 4.
& "If" Battier was still chasing Kobe around with that 3 ring white "Stop Kobe Binder" he wouldn't a sealed Duncan tired old shit bag ass and you'd have 5, instead of 6.
elmanutres
12-23-2013, 09:16 PM
& "If" Battier was still chasing Kobe around with that 3 ring white "Stop Kobe Binder" he wouldn't a sealed Duncan tired old shit bag ass and you'd have 5, instead of 6.
and if kobe didin't lose to a bunch of nobodys in 04 with a stacked team and the 08 celtics, he would have 7 and be above jordan. But yet you are not even 6 with him, you're 1 down.
Expert
12-23-2013, 09:49 PM
catch MJ in points? the math is not strong in this one
how many games do you think are in one season?
Expert
12-23-2013, 09:50 PM
& "If" Battier was still chasing Kobe around with that 3 ring white "Stop Kobe Binder" he wouldn't a sealed Duncan tired old shit bag ass and you'd have 5, instead of 6.
June sure came early this year.
Thread
12-23-2013, 09:55 PM
and if kobe didin't lose to a bunch of nobodys in 04 with a stacked team and the 08 celtics, he would have 7 and be above jordan. But yet you are not even 6 with him, you're 1 down.
But, I'm ahead of youPERIOD
Thread
12-23-2013, 09:57 PM
June sure came early this year.
Portland Trail Blazers:::that's right...we used you to launch from back in double zero's. 3 back-to-back's later you're still O & 77.
Clipper Nation
12-23-2013, 09:59 PM
Hey Cully, you do realize your boy is being a pussy & asshole by playing the injury card, right? :lol
Thread
12-23-2013, 10:02 PM
Hey Cully, you do realize your boy is being a pussy & asshole by playing the injury card, right? :lol
:rolleyes
Expert
12-23-2013, 10:12 PM
Portland Trail Blazers:::that's right...we used you to launch from back in double zero's. 3 back-to-back's later you're still O & 77.
yeah but I'm young and can still get an erection. You have to look at your mother's foamy bush and only dream what it was like back in the Vietnam days when you used to screw little Vietnamese kids.
Thread
12-23-2013, 10:15 PM
yeah but I'm young and can still get an erection. You have to look at your mother's foamy bush and only dream what it was like back in the Vietnam days when you used to screw little Vietnamese kids.
Speaking of mothers, have you ever seen your mother naked? Does she have a big ass crack, X?
Expert
12-23-2013, 10:15 PM
Speaking of mothers, have you ever seen your mother naked? Does she have a big ass crack, X?
no but I have seen your house on Google Earth.
Thread
12-23-2013, 10:18 PM
no but I have seen your house on Google Earth.
Is it as big as your mother's ass crack? No, seriously, have you ever thought about fucking your mother in the pooper, X?
irishock
12-23-2013, 10:20 PM
But, I'm ahead of youPERIOD
:lmao
Expert
12-23-2013, 10:24 PM
Is it as big as your mother's ass crack? No, seriously, have you ever thought about fucking your mother in the pooper, X?
I'll post it on here and let others decide
Thread
12-23-2013, 10:27 PM
I'll post it on here and let others decide
No, seriously, have you ever beat off thinking about fucking your mother, X?
I'll post it on here and let others decide
:hungry:
Expert
12-23-2013, 10:53 PM
No, seriously, have you ever beat off thinking about fucking your mother, X?
I had to beat Eileen off of my dick however
Thread
12-23-2013, 10:54 PM
I had to beat Eileen off of my dick however
And how bout your mother, have you ever beat off thinking about your mother's big broad ass?
Expert
12-23-2013, 11:36 PM
And how bout your mother, have you ever beat off thinking about your mother's big broad ass?
how about your daughter? Did you ever sneak a peek at that bald, piss smelling snatch?
Thread
12-23-2013, 11:39 PM
how about your daughter? Did you ever sneak a peek at that bald, piss smelling snatch?
I asked you first:::have you ever jerked your pudd thinking about getting some of your mother's mud on your turtle?
spurraider21
12-24-2013, 12:18 AM
how many games do you think are in one season?
Kirby needs to average ~20 ppg for 30 games to catch MJ.
it was easily attainable this year
AchillesHeel
12-24-2013, 12:20 AM
it was easily attainable this year
To be exact, he's 592 points away.
Thread
12-24-2013, 12:24 AM
it was easily attainable this year
To be exact, he's 592 points away.
Jesus H. Christ. I want you (whomever is watching) to come and look at these two Jersey jackasses countin' cyphers on Kobe and Jordan.
& I came back for this fucking nonsense? I ought to have my fucking head examined.
AchillesHeel
12-24-2013, 12:25 AM
I asked you first:::have you ever jerked your pudd thinking about getting some of your mother's mud on your turtle?
Hey, old fuck, remember last year?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_k3QdvfjXpM
now go fuck your deceased mother some more.
spurraider21
12-24-2013, 12:26 AM
Jesus H. Christ. I want you (whomever is watching) to come and look at these two Jersey jackasses countin' cyphers on Kobe and Jordan.
& I came back for this fucking nonsense? I ought to have my fucking head examined.
arite then fuck off.
AchillesHeel
12-24-2013, 12:28 AM
Jesus H. Christ. I want you (whomever is watching) to come and look at these two Jersey jackasses countin' cyphers on Kobe and Jordan.
& I came back for this fucking nonsense? I ought to have my fucking head examined.
And you're sucking on D-Ho!'s dick
Ho!Ho!Ho!
Josepatches_
12-24-2013, 12:34 PM
Kirby also manufactured the 6 weeks thing, so he'd miss the game @ Miami on January 23rd as well, he doesn't want to be 6-15 against LeBron.
True
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