kobe stans

[Bill_Brasky]

Are like a dude who falls in love with a stripper. Sure, she's great, and she's gonna take you places and put you in positions where, in the moment, you feel as if you're on top of the world. There's gonna be parties, blow, champagne, the good kind of sleepless nights. And everything is gravy, as long as you accept her for what she is: a stripper. You don't fall in love with this chick. You don't bring her home to mom and dad. But while she's with you, you take care of her and she brings you home the goods every night. And as soon as she's past her prime, you dump her. Because underneath all the fun, smiles, and good times, she never loved you. She only used you for your resources and fame. She had her own motive for being with you, and that motive wasn't pure. And as long as you can accept that and, in turn, enjoy the fun she can deliver for the limited time that the relationship benefits both parties, you will be OK in the long run and have stories and experiences that most men could only ever dream of.

Just don't fall in love.

[AchillesHeel]

Kirby stans are the worst, get over him, faggots.

[Thread]

Nope. Media couldn't get him on the front end, so, they'll catch him at the back end. It's in the middle where he made his bones, put a lot a motherfuckers into the earth and denied Media their lb's of flesh. I like that most of all. I like to see Media have to eat that shit they force feed everybody else. There is that video of the Laker Fan standing over the Media area at the one end of Staples June 17, 2010 making Simmons stand tall before the man. This guy stood there and harangued that fuck for 10 minutes straight. Now this was before Kobe double crossed Media and passed to Artest. This was before Fish smacked him upside the head and made him take 'em to the house. This was beforePERIOD

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, 6.

[TDMVPDPOY]

i dont think the white man has forgive and forgotten, white man has plenty of time playing the patience game

look they got oj, they got wesley...trust me they will entrap someshit and get this clown kirby...

[Thread]

i dont think the white man has forgive and forgotten, white man has plenty of time playing the patience game

look they got oj, they got wesley...trust me they will entrap someshit and get this clown kirby...

They thought they had him too. Uh, uh.

- "Sign this blank check and follow me to Eagle. When we get there release this chocker chain and step away. It'll all be over in like 15 minutes, 20 tops."

- what was here name, Krista Flanagan, or, some such.

[Bill_Brasky]

Nope. Media couldn't get him on the front end, so, they'll catch him at the back end. It's in the middle where he made his bones, put a lot a motherfuckers into the earth and denied Media their lb's of flesh. I like that most of all. I like to see Media have to eat that shit they force feed everybody else. There is that video of the Laker Fan standing over the Media area at the one end of Staples June 17, 2010 making Simmons stand tall before the man. This guy stood there and harangued that fuck for 10 minutes straight. Now this was before Kobe double crossed Media and passed to Artest. This was before Fish smacked him upside the head and made him take 'em to the house. This was beforePERIOD

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, 6.
Exhibit 1 of somebody who fell in love. Poor guy.

[DMC]

Nope. Media couldn't get him on the front end, so, they'll catch him at the back end. It's in the middle where he made his bones, put a lot a motherfuckers into the earth and denied Media their lb's of flesh. I like that most of all. I like to see Media have to eat that shit they force feed everybody else. There is that video of the Laker Fan standing over the Media area at the one end of Staples June 17, 2010 making Simmons stand tall before the man. This guy stood there and harangued that fuck for 10 minutes straight. Now this was before Kobe double crossed Media and passed to Artest. This was before Fish smacked him upside the head and made him take 'em to the house. This was beforePERIOD

Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, 6.

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/87/87155a305956b1cfc439fc45986d447009ee0851e4327f8b6b 267d0fdaea0e8e.jpg

Fisher was there as well. Why are you nut riding Kobe instead? Could it be because of the door stops and prettys?

[Thread]

Exhibit 1 of somebody who fell in love. Poor guy.

Oh, yeah, once Media tried to isolate him after he ran Daddy off. You betcha. Media tried to canonize Daddy at our expense, at Bynum's espense, at Kobe's expense. Uh, uh. Bynum hunted him down 10 seconds afterward. Took Kobe a little longer, but, he left him where he found him in the bitter end.

[DMC]

Exhibit 1 of somebody who fell in love. Poor guy.

Yet his religion decries awards. He just inadvertently picks the MVP of those two championship teams to adore but of course the MVP had nothing to do with it. It's all the scoring efficiency.

[DMC]

Oh, yeah, once Media tried to isolate him after he ran Daddy off. You betcha. Media tried to canonize Daddy at our expense, at Bynum's espense, at Kobe's expense. Uh, uh. Bynum hunted him down 10 seconds afterward. Took Kobe a little longer, but, he left him where he found him in the bitter end.

What about Fisher? He was the leader of all of those teams. Shaq won Kobe 3 rings, could have been 4 but Kobe rapedPERIOD and that's it and that's all... saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalute.

[Thread]

Yet his religion decries awards. He just inadvertently picks the MVP of those two championship teams to adore but of course the MVP had nothing to do with it. It's all the scoring efficiency.

...& beating the snot outta Pau, throwing him into a corner, making him act like somebody.
...taking a flyer on a Detroit hit man--then making him kill Pierce in cold blood.
...meeting Howard at center court--then recognizing the 4th in an instant is salted, then easin' on back with that smile.

Oh, yeah, I absolutely love this glorious son-of-a-bitch.

[Thread]

What about Fisher?

- "Sssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

- Derek Fisher - June 15, 2001 - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

[Calispursfan11]

Kobe stains panties in Colorado.

[DMC]

...& beating the snot outta Pau, throwing him into a corner, making him act like somebody.
...taking a flyer on a Detroit hit man--then making him kill Pierce in cold blood.
...meeting Howard at center court--then recognizing the 4th in an instant is salted, then easin' on back with that smile.

Oh, yeah, I absolutely love this glorious son-of-a-bitch.

Then shooting his team out of the playoffs in 2012
Then throwing his team under the bus this season
Then raping his team for half their cap space

Yeah, real likable guy if you're into self mutilation.

[DMC]

Kobe stains panties in Colorado.

You mean shower curtains

[Calispursfan11]

You mean shower curtains

Details, details.

[Bill_Brasky]

Then shooting his team out of the playoffs in 2012
Then throwing his team under the bus this season
Then raping his team for half their cap space

Yeah, real likable guy if you're into self mutilation.
All stripper traits.

[Thread]

Then raping his team for half their cap space

The back-to-back is on the current contract. Next season is the 48 million contract.

Just checkin' assholes.

[AchillesHeel]

Pippen: 6
the tired old shit bag Kirby: 5

tee, hee.

[DMC]

- "Sssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

- Derek Fisher - June 15, 2001 - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

But you ignore him like he's a bastard stepchild. He didn't rape. He was there for every game. He even made it back to the Finals sans Kobe (But Kobe never made it back sans Fish). Fish has been to 8 NBA Finals and won 5 of them. He's at 6 if Kobe doesn't go all Westbrook in the Finals and leave his other 3 HOFers playing spades.

Kobe cost you everything you ever had, and everything you're ever going to have. You have no choice but to love him.

[DMC]

The back-to-back is on the current contract. Next season is the 48 million contract.

Just checkin' assholes.

He already agreed to that contract. Check that, asshole.

[Thread]

But you ignore him like he's a bastard stepchild.

Please. I'm the one who cited him for bringing us back in Game 7, '10. I'm the one who cited him for straightening out Kobe in Game 7, '10.

+ Without him you're at 5 and I'm not here. Who'd a fuckin' thunk Payton would have that much patience to wait? Couldn't get the motherfucker to listen for what, 12 years...but, he picks an afternoon in Texas to act like somebody. tee, hee.

[Thread]

He already agreed to that contract. Check that, asshole.

But, it's next season. He's still on the old back-to-back contract. The one where he denied these dummies that 2nd Lottery pick. jejejeje!!!

[DMC]

But, it's next season. He's still on the old back-to-back contract. The one where he denied these dummies that 2nd Lottery pick. jejejeje!!!

Did you see where I said "this season" followed by "then raping his team for half their cap space"??? Climb outside your cage.

[Thread]

Did you see where I said "this season" followed by "then raping his team for half their cap space"??? Climb outside your cage.

But, that's next season. Christ, let him get to that contract before you judge him.

[DMC]

But, that's next season. Christ, let him get to that contract before you judge him.

He signed that contract already. There's no "get to that contract" now. Don't you get that? Even if he doesn't play a minute, it's going to cost you half your salary cap. You have Gilbert Arenas 2.0 and you're now Washington. Keep flinging your feces and reminiscing about the good old days, it's over for you. Hell, you're not even going to get a semi-retired version of MJ from Kobe.

[DMC]

HoopsHype Miami Heat (http://hoopshype.com/Library/teams/miami.htm)


Key: Player Option / Team Option / Qualifying Offer / Amnestied


Player
2013/14
2014/15
2015/16
2016/17
2017/18


Chris Bosh (http://hoopshype.com/players/chris_bosh.htm)
$19,067,500
$20,590,000
$22,112,500
$0
$0


LeBron James (http://hoopshype.com/players/lebron_james.htm)
$19,067,500
$20,590,000
$22,112,500
$0
$0


Dwyane Wade (http://hoopshype.com/players/dwyane_wade.htm)
$18,536,000
$20,048,000
$21,560,000
$0
$0


Mike Miller (http://hoopshype.com/players/mike_miller.htm)
$6,200,000
$6,600,000
$0
$0
$0


Udonis Haslem (http://hoopshype.com/players/udonis_haslem.htm)
$4,340,000
$4,620,000
$0
$0
$0


Mario Chalmers (http://hoopshype.com/players/mario_chalmers.htm)
$4,000,000
$0
$0
$0
$0


Joel Anthony (http://hoopshype.com/players/joel_anthony.htm)
$3,800,000
$3,800,000
$0
$0
$0


Shane Battier (http://hoopshype.com/players/shane_battier.htm)
$3,270,000
$0
$0
$0
$0


Ray Allen (http://hoopshype.com/players/ray_allen.htm)
$3,229,050
$0
$0
$0
$0


James Jones (http://hoopshype.com/players/james_jones.htm)
$1,500,000
$0
$0
$0
$0


Chris Andersen (http://hoopshype.com/players/chris_andersen.htm)
$1,399,507
$1,448,490
$0
$0
$0


Rashard Lewis (http://hoopshype.com/players/rashard_lewis.htm)
$1,399,507
$0
$0
$0
$0


Roger Mason (http://hoopshype.com/players/roger_mason.htm)
$1,272,279
$0
$0
$0
$0


Norris Cole (http://hoopshype.com/players/norris_cole.htm)
$1,191,240
$2,150,188
$3,203,780
$0
$0


Michael Beasley (http://hoopshype.com/players/michael_beasley.htm)
$1,027,424
$0
$0
$0
$0


Greg Oden (http://hoopshype.com/players/greg_oden.htm)
$884,293
$0
$0
$0
$0


TOTALS:

$83,984,300
$73,246,678
$65,785,000
$0
$0





HoopsHype Los Angeles Lakers (http://hoopshype.com/Library/teams/la_lakers.htm)


Key: Player Option / Team Option / Qualifying Offer / Amnestied


Player
2013/14
2014/15
2015/16
2016/17
2017/18


Kobe Bryant (http://hoopshype.com/players/kobe_bryant.htm)
$30,453,000
$23,500,000
$25,000,000
$0
$0


Pau Gasol (http://hoopshype.com/players/pau_gasol.htm)
$19,285,850
$0
$0
$0
$0


Steve Nash (http://hoopshype.com/players/steve_nash.htm)
$9,300,500
$9,701,000
$0
$0
$0


Metta World Peace (http://hoopshype.com/players/ron_artest.htm)
$7,727,280
$0
$0
$0
$0


Steve Blake (http://hoopshype.com/players/steve_blake.htm)
$4,000,000
$0
$0
$0
$0


Jordan Hill (http://hoopshype.com/players/jordan_hill.htm)
$3,500,000
$0
$0
$0
$0


Chris Kaman (http://hoopshype.com/players/chris_kaman.htm)
$3,183,000
$0
$0
$0
$0


Jodie Meeks (http://hoopshype.com/players/jodie_meeks.htm)
$1,550,000
$0
$0
$0
$0


Chris Duhon (http://hoopshype.com/players/chris_duhon.htm)
$1,500,000
$0
$0
$0
$0


Jordan Farmar (http://hoopshype.com/players/jordan_farmar.htm)
$1,106,942
$0
$0
$0
$0


Nick Young (http://hoopshype.com/players/nick_young.htm)
$1,106,942
$1,227,985
$0
$0
$0


Shawne Williams (http://hoopshype.com/players/shawne_williams.htm)
$1,027,424
$0
$0
$0
$0


Xavier Henry (http://hoopshype.com/players/xavier_henry.htm)
$916,099
$0
$0
$0
$0


Wesley Johnson (http://hoopshype.com/players/wesley_johnson.htm)
$916,099
$0
$0
$0
$0


Robert Sacre (http://hoopshype.com/players/robert_sacre.htm)
$788,873
$915,243
$981,358
$0
$0


Ryan Kelly
$490,180
$0
$0
$0
$0


Elias Harris (http://hoopshype.com/players/elias_harris.htm)
$100,000
$0
$0
$0
$0


Kendall Marshall (http://hoopshype.com/players/kendall_marshall.htm)







TOTALS:
$79,224,909
$35,344,228
$25,000,000
$0
$0




HoopsHype San Antonio Spurs (http://hoopshype.com/Library/teams/san_antonio.htm)


Key: Player Option / Team Option / Qualifying Offer / Amnestied


Player
2013/14
2014/15
2015/16
2016/17
2017/18


Tony Parker (http://hoopshype.com/players/tony_parker.htm)
$12,500,000
$12,500,000
$0
$0
$0


Tim Duncan (http://hoopshype.com/players/tim_duncan.htm)
$10,361,446
$10,361,446
$0
$0
$0


Tiago Splitter (http://hoopshype.com/players/tiago_splitter.htm)
$10,000,000
$9,250,000
$8,500,000
$8,250,000
$0


Manu Ginobili (http://hoopshype.com/players/emanuel_ginobili.htm)
$7,000,000
$7,000,000
$0
$0
$0


Boris Diaw (http://hoopshype.com/players/boris_diaw.htm)
$4,702,500
$0
$0
$0
$0


Matt Bonner (http://hoopshype.com/players/matt_bonner.htm)
$3,945,000
$0
$0
$0
$0


Danny Green (http://hoopshype.com/players/danny_green.htm)
$3,762,500
$4,025,000
$0
$0
$0


Marco Belinelli (http://hoopshype.com/players/marco_belinelli.htm)
$2,750,000
$2,873,750
$0
$0
$0


Kawhi Leonard (http://hoopshype.com/players/kawhi_leonard.htm)
$1,991,760
$3,053,368
$4,268,608
$0
$0


Jeff Ayres (http://hoopshype.com/players/jeff_pendergraph.htm)
$1,750,000
$1,828,750
$0
$0
$0


Nando De Colo (http://hoopshype.com/players/nando_de_colo.htm)
$1,463,000
$0
$0
$0
$0


Cory Joseph (http://hoopshype.com/players/cory_joseph.htm)
$1,182,600
$2,134,593
$3,201,889
$0
$0


Patrick Mills (http://hoopshype.com/players/patrick_mills.htm)
$1,133,950
$0
$0
$0
$0


Aron Baynes (http://hoopshype.com/players/aron_baynes.htm)
$788,872
$1,115,243
$0
$0
$0


Malcolm Thomas (http://hoopshype.com/players/malcolm_thomas.htm)
$702,232
$0
$0
$0
$0


TOTALS:
$64,033,860
$53,026,907
$8,500,000
$8,250,000
$0

[Reck]

^Classy Spurs taking less and taking more at the same time.

[Thread]

He signed that contract already. There's no "get to that contract" now. Don't you get that? Even if he doesn't play a minute, it's going to cost you half your salary cap. You have Gilbert Arenas 2.0 and you're now Washington. Keep flinging your feces and reminiscing about the good old days, it's over for you. Hell, you're not even going to get a semi-retired version of MJ from Kobe.

But, that's next season. This season is still on the old contract. That contract saw him go back-to-back + deny the Suns that extra Lottery pick.

[ElNono]

Some kobestans are chickenshit... These are the things we know.

[DMC]

1. Kobe Bryant (http://hoopshype.com/players/kobe_bryant.htm) $30,453,000
2. Dirk Nowitzki (http://hoopshype.com/players/dirk_nowitzki.htm) $22,721,381
3. Gilbert Arenas (http://hoopshype.com/players/gilbert_arenas.htm) $22,346,536
4. Amare Stoudemire (http://hoopshype.com/players/amare_stoudemire.htm) $21,679,893
5. Carmelo Anthony (http://hoopshype.com/players/carmelo_anthony.htm) $21,490,000
6. Joe Johnson (http://hoopshype.com/players/joe_johnson.htm) $21,466,718
7. Dwight Howard (http://hoopshype.com/players/dwight_howard.htm) $20,513,178
8. Pau Gasol (http://hoopshype.com/players/pau_gasol.htm) $19,285,850

[DMC]

But, that's next season. This season is still on the old contract. That contract saw him go back-to-back + deny the Suns that extra Lottery pick.

You remind me of a woman, always saying the same shit, never making any fucking sense.

[Thread]

1. Kobe Bryant (http://hoopshype.com/players/kobe_bryant.htm) $30,453,000
2. Dirk Nowitzki (http://hoopshype.com/players/dirk_nowitzki.htm) $22,721,381
3. Gilbert Arenas (http://hoopshype.com/players/gilbert_arenas.htm) $22,346,536
4. Amare Stoudemire (http://hoopshype.com/players/amare_stoudemire.htm) $21,679,893
5. Carmelo Anthony (http://hoopshype.com/players/carmelo_anthony.htm) $21,490,000
6. Joe Johnson (http://hoopshype.com/players/joe_johnson.htm) $21,466,718
7. Dwight Howard (http://hoopshype.com/players/dwight_howard.htm) $20,513,178
8. Pau Gasol (http://hoopshype.com/players/pau_gasol.htm) $19,285,850

Boiled down:

Kobe: 5

Pau: 2

Dirk: 1

the kit & kaboodle: 0

[DMC]

Boiled down:

Kobe: 5

Pau: 2

Dirk: 1

the kit & kaboodle: 0

Except you have


Kobe
Pau

for a total of 50 million. FIFTY FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS FOR A 1ST ROUND SWEEP... that's just part of the 130 MILLION dollar debacle that you've been trying to hard to bury beneath a team that's paid less than half that, who went 7 games in the Finals (and swept your 130 MILLION dollar disappointment).

All the parroting in the world isn't going to salvage any dignity now. You've wasted time you could have spent blowing goats for a nickel a herd to get some dignity back.

I don't see how you can look at a guy like Bryant and feel anything but contempt and remorse but you somehow manage to find respect in your gut for him. I guess being a Cavs/Suns fan has tainted your outlook.

[Thread]

Except you have


Kobe
Pau

for a total of 50 million. FIFTY FUCKING MILLION DOLLARS FOR A 1ST ROUND SWEEP... that's just part of the 130 MILLION dollar debacle that you've been trying to hard to bury beneath a team that's paid less than half that, who went 7 games in the Finals (and swept your 130 MILLION dollar disappointment).

All the parroting in the world isn't going to salvage any dignity now. You've wasted time you could have spent blowing goats for a nickel a herd to get some dignity back.

& we also got back-to-back outta that contract(s) + we denied the Suns that extra Lottery pick outta that contract(s).

2 is better than none which you had in the same time span.

[DMC]

& we also got back-to-back outta that contract(s) + we denied the Suns that extra Lottery pick outta that contract(s).

2 is better than none which you had in the same time span.

The Spurs have had 3 since 2002 and you've had 2. We've made 4 Finals appearances and you've made 3. Basically, Spurs have won 3 in the same time frame that the Lakers won 2.

[Thread]

The Spurs have had 3 since 2005 and you've had 2. We've made 4 Finals appearances and you've made 3. Post Shaq, Spurs have 3 rings. Kobe has 2.

In the contract we've garnered 2. You've garnered 1 and had to give it back.

[DMC]

In the contract we've garnered 2. You've garnered 1 and had to give it back.

Not our contract.

[Thread]

Not our contract.

Thank you. Kobe's contract ends next June. He's garnered back-to-back. You garnered 6.

[DMC]

Thank you. Kobe's contract ends next June. He's garnered back-to-back. You garnered 6.

Tim has 4 rings. He should get a 200 million dollar contract. Shaq garnered b2b2b and you were happy to see him leave. You're in love.

[Thread]

You're in love.

Absolutely...

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4

[monosylab1k]

Boiled down:

Kobe: 5

Pau: 2

Dirk: 1

the kit & kaboodle: 0

Boiled down, it's

Dirk vs Pau: 8-0
Dirk vs Kobe: 4-0

[HI-FI]

But you ignore him like he's a bastard stepchild. He didn't rape. He was there for every game. He even made it back to the Finals sans Kobe (But Kobe never made it back sans Fish). Fish has been to 8 NBA Finals and won 5 of them. He's at 6 if Kobe doesn't go all Westbrook in the Finals and leave his other 3 HOFers playing spades.

Kobe cost you everything you ever had, and everything you're ever going to have. You have no choice but to love him.

:lol
damn.
tis the season for truth bombs.