Clippers CP3 is a whilny bitch that needs to get neutered [Archive]

sook

12-26-2013, 02:16 AM

He should have gotten ejected after yelling and smaking the ball when Thompson got a CLEAN block on him, but the sand in his vagina caused so much irritation that he had to start some shit after the game is over. Please suspend this dickless motherfucking flopping piece of shit that has no respect for the game. He also managed to get the biggest punk in the league Matt Barnes in too, so someone shoot slit his achilies or hit his knee with a hammer so we never have to see him on the court again. Jigsaw would be a good option too.

Fkn kents.

irishock

12-26-2013, 02:19 AM

Nice Dirk avi

sook

12-26-2013, 02:23 AM

http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/tonykickcp3.gif

Tony Allen can knock him out and then Jigsaw can stuff a methbottle up his ass with his hands tied behind his back so that the only way he can get it out is to break into shards by flopping around on the floor.

sook

12-26-2013, 02:23 AM

Nice Dirk avi

dude is a monster at 35 tbh. Hard not to like him, unlike someone that is "The best PG in the game" after not doing shit in the playoffs ever and getting a free pass for it and being a classy guy when he is one of the shittiest. Fuck chris paul.

Clipper Nation

12-26-2013, 02:24 AM

lefty

12-26-2013, 02:40 AM

Holy crap, don't even look at Sook tonight, he os so pissed he could kill the Hulk

sook

12-26-2013, 02:48 AM

He does have these kinds of games where he acts like a whiny bitch, tbh.... this and his random tentative games where he's not aggressive and hesitates to shoot are both bad habits that he needs to do away with....

However, the irony of a Rockets fan whining about flopping and whiny bitches is hilarious, since Houston has Harden and Dwight on their roster right now.... Harden is one of the league's biggest flopping faggots whose offensive game consists almost entirely of drawing cheap fouls, and Dwight is a crybaby diva who has burnt bridges with two franchises already :lol
Harden is a bitch, Dwight I would have conceded on too but he's really matured a lot. Dude is a nice guy and has been playing great. So no, no irony there, I call Harden on his flops all the time. He isn't on the queen of **** level like Paul and I hope he never gets there.

sook

12-26-2013, 02:49 AM

Holy crap, don't even look at Sook tonight, he os so pissed he could kill the Hulk

:lol I don't give a shit about the warriors or clippers, but something about Paul always rubs me wrong. Probably because he gets ousted in the playoffs every year and TP consistently outplays him but you never hear about him in the media. Then they try to play that cliff paul chris paul bullshit like he's some sort of cool guy.

lefty

12-26-2013, 02:51 AM

:lol I don't give a shit about the warriors or clippers, but something about Paul always rubs me wrong. Probably because he gets ousted in the playoffs every year and TP consistently outplays him but you never hear about him in the media. Then they try to play that cliff paul chris paul bullshit like he's some sort of cool guy.
:cry Paul is so fucking nice
:cry cuz ESPN says so

HI-FI

12-26-2013, 02:51 AM

Clipper Nation

12-26-2013, 02:54 AM

Harden is a bitch, Dwight I would have conceded on too but he's really matured a lot. Dude is a nice guy and has been playing great. So no, no irony there, I call Harden on his flops all the time. He isn't on the queen of **** level like Paul and I hope he never gets there.

That's fair, tbh.... I don't like CP3's flopping either, but you have to take the bad with the good I suppose....

sook

12-26-2013, 02:55 AM

That's fair, tbh.... I don't like CP3's flopping either, but you have to take the bad with the good I suppose....

Fair response and I respect that.

lefty

12-26-2013, 02:55 AM

I was looking for that pic. This might be the first, actual recorded evidence of CP3 not flopping.
Shit is not a hoax?

Call the MIB

sook

12-26-2013, 02:57 AM

:cry Paul is so fucking nice
:cry cuz ESPN says so

NBA TV too tbh, fucked up world

Sean Cagney

12-26-2013, 03:05 AM

dude is a monster at 35 tbh. Hard not to like him, unlike someone that is "The best PG in the game" after not doing shit in the playoffs ever and getting a free pass for it and being a classy guy when he is one of the shittiest. Fuck chris paul.

Fuck CHRIS PAUL COALITION! I can join that there. I agree fully. He is a little whining pouty faced bitch all game long.

lefty

12-26-2013, 03:26 AM

NBA TV too tbh, fucked up world
Yeah just watched GameTime on NBA TV, they were " omg we had 5 great games on the menu today blabla"

lol great games

irishock

12-26-2013, 03:42 AM

Dave Pasch said he's digging the new sleeved look.

Poor guy has Vince McMahon directing him on the headset, tbh.

POPownsJackson

12-26-2013, 04:10 AM

chris pauls is a fuck that only play like he hard bitch becauze he have Jordan with big dick and Griffin with big dick to play with. He have small penis that not allow him to neuter anywayz so no matter :lmao

AussieFanKurt

12-26-2013, 04:53 AM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1479123_699618150068860_941120514_n.png

after paul said cousins he needed guidance

lefty

12-26-2013, 04:58 AM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1479123_699618150068860_941120514_n.png

after paul said cousins he needed guidance
:lol Love Cousins

TNT already has a replacement for Barkley :lol

TDMVPDPOY

12-26-2013, 06:40 AM

flops and whines like a bitch, glad someone like allen put him in his seat

Arnold Toht

12-26-2013, 06:59 AM

I wish someone would just KO this fucking monkey.

TDMVPDPOY

12-26-2013, 07:54 AM

and the fkn media already have this clown as mvp candidate and shit, when he hasnt done shit

AchillesHeel

12-26-2013, 07:58 AM

http://sinbapointforward.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/chris-paul-demarcus-cousins.jpg?w=600&h=333

Red Hawk #21

12-26-2013, 09:40 AM

Fuck Chris Paul.

Venti Quattro

12-26-2013, 09:47 AM

:lol Chris Fall

Rogue

12-26-2013, 09:55 AM

irony is the best PGs from the 05 class both turned out to be class-1 douchebages, but who's the bigger douche, Paul or D-Will?

Red Hawk #21

12-26-2013, 11:17 AM

Once again Matt Barnes is quick to run and go shove someone. This guy is so overdue for a punch in the face.

tXFf9C3ZVYo

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12-26-2013, 11:23 AM

TDMVPDPOY

12-26-2013, 11:28 AM

everybody is tired of cp3 shenanigans...

the nba is fail if it doesnt tell that faggot to tone it down....

AchillesHeel

12-26-2013, 11:50 AM

& if Paul would just put the whole thing out there on the floor, trust in it, serve the result and go on to the next contest, then the next and so on, but, no, he never finds his depth. He pulls up short and starts with the tried & true combo of flopping & officiating baiting.

He's a loserPERIOD

He wasn't such a loser to you when he was traded to LA, you wept after the trade was vetoed

You had the best PG in the league and they made you give him back.

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12-26-2013, 12:02 PM

He wasn't such a loser to you when he was traded to LA, you wept after the trade was vetoed

You had the best PG in the league and they made you give him back.

My record on this is in the stacks. Paul is a loser. We'd just reformed a career loser (Odom) and reaped the awards of that reformation, only to turn him out into the streets. I never understood it then and still don't. Paul's behavior since has only confirmed my indictment of him then & now.

ADDENDUM:::where'd you disappear to last evening?

Venti Quattro

12-26-2013, 12:02 PM

Once again Matt Barnes is quick to run and go shove someone. This guy is so overdue for a punch in the face.

If he was on fire and I had a bucket of water I'd heat the water with the fire that's burning him. Fuck off Matt Barnes

AchillesHeel

12-26-2013, 12:05 PM

My record on this is in the stacks. Paul is a loser. We'd just reformed a career loser (Odom) and reaped the awards of that reformation, only to turn him out into the streets. I never understood it then and still don't. Paul's behavior since has only confirmed my indictment of him then & now.

But he would have kept your team relevant, and he would have had a "winner" in Kirby to lead the way. I think you'd rather have the "loser" as your starting PG than Jordan Farmar. Dwight trade would probably have still happened and you might have been looking at a top 3 team in the West for the next 3-4 years. Instead, you fall off the rails and pay Kirby 24 mil a year after he tears his achilles.

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12-26-2013, 12:11 PM

But he would have kept your team relevant, and he would have had a "winner" in Kirby to lead the way. I think you'd rather have the "loser" as your starting PG than Jordan Farmar. Dwight trade would probably have still happened and you might have been looking at a top 3 team in the West for the next 3-4 years. Instead, you fall off the rails and pay Kirby 24 mil a year after he tears his achilles.

Paul will never change, he's an institutional man now, like "Red."

I'd rather a held onto Odom and tried twice more before the CBA changed. Christ, we'd painstakingly tore Odom down and built him from the ground up into a true champion only to piss it away like none of that mattered. It's so gross.

P.S., where'd you disappear to last nite?

AchillesHeel

12-26-2013, 12:19 PM

Paul will never change, he's an institutional man now, like "Red."

I'd rather a held onto Odom and tried twice more before the CBA changed. Christ, we'd painstakingly tore Odom down and built him from the ground up into a true champion only to piss it away like none of that mattered. It's so gross.

P.S., where'd you disappear to last nite?

I was drinking and watching the game, didn't bother posting after the 3rd quarter.

What's this shit about Paul never changing? He's the best PG since Zeke and he's carried medicore teams to the playoffs all of his career, it's just that no team ever goes deep in the playoffs & wins it all with a midget PG being their best scorer and overall player, you need a Center like Duncan(defensive anchor, productive scorer on the offensive end) or a scorer like Durant.

Lakers would have had both, you have a top 5 scorer in Kobe and a defensive anchor like Dwight to lob it to? They would be in the Finals almost every year.

But they made you give him back. You traded your flexibility for a Steve Nash, and you lost the trade exception you had from the Odom trade and Dwight was not going to stay with Steve Blake being your next best player.

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12-26-2013, 12:45 PM

I was drinking and watching the game, didn't bother posting after the 3rd quarter.

What's this shit about Paul never changing? He's the best PG since Zeke and he's carried medicore teams to the playoffs all of his career

Because they "Media" says it? I ain't their fart catcher, Heel. I'm better than that. A damn sight better.

Paul is a loser. I said it two years ago and he's done nothing to make me mistaken. He's a chickenshit (like Barkley) and he'll up like Barkley,,,ringless.

But, see Media can't go there. They had to tread very carefully as that trade went down and the aftershocks took form. Odom went to skid row and has never emerged. NYC guaranteed the Buss family that they'd not be taken to task for that (Odom's ruination). The quid pro quo was Paul would be guaranteed to be undisturbed across the hall as he went about holding court:::flopping, playing grab ass & stinky finger with the officiating guys. He's happy as a pig in mud.

Me? I'm still sitting here wondering how in the fuck one can piss away Odom and live not to tell.

AchillesHeel

12-26-2013, 01:12 PM

Because they "Media" says it? I ain't their fart catcher, Heel. I'm better than that. A damn sight better.

Paul is a loser. I said it two years ago and he's done nothing to make me mistaken. He's a chickenshit (like Barkley) and he'll up like Barkley,,,ringless.

But, see Media can't go there. They had to tread very carefully as that trade went down and the aftershocks took form. Odom went to skid row and has never emerged. NYC guaranteed the Buss family that they'd not be taken to task for that (Odom's ruination). The quid pro quo was Paul would be guaranteed to be undisturbed across the hall as he went about holding court:::flopping, playing grab ass & stinky finger with the officiating guys. He's happy as a pig in mud.

Me? I'm still sitting here wondering how in the fuck one can piss away Odom and live not to tell.

So, Chris Paul is not a great player because he can't win a championship with a medicore Clippers squad? Barkley is a loser because he was beaten by Hakeem in the West and Michael in the Finals?

CP3 is a very talented player despite the flopping bs, he is the most skilled point guard in this league, bar none. KD despite the betaness is the best scorer in the league. It's not their fault that there's a Lebron James with a stacked Miami Heat roster in this league. OKC,Clippers,Spurs,Rockets just aren't good enough to beat the Heat, they all lack something that the Heat don't - the best player in the game, who is already cementing himself as a top 10 player, and he's only 28 years of age, Cully.

Championships are a team accomplishment, you need a TEAM to beat the Heatles. The Spurs were the ultimate example of a perfect, well-balanced roster led by one of the greatest coaches ever, and even they managed to lose against Miami some how.

Point is, CP3 is an elite player, who will never have a good enough team to contend for the NBA Championship. He'll have the legacy of a Charles Barkley, but real basketball fans will respect what they brought to the game.

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12-26-2013, 01:19 PM

So, Chris Paul is not a great player because he can't win a championship with a medicore Clippers squad? Barkley is a loser because he was beaten by Hakeem in the West and Michael in the Finals?

CP3 is a very talented player despite the flopping bs, he is the most skilled point guard in this league, bar none. KD despite the betaness is the best scorer in the league. It's not their fault that there's a Lebron James with a stacked Miami Heat roster in this league. OKC,Clippers,Spurs,Rockets just aren't good enough to beat the Heat, they all lack something that the Heat don't - the best player in the game, who is already cementing himself as a top 10 player, and he's only 28 years of age, Cully.

Championships are a team accomplishment, you need a TEAM to beat the Heatles. The Spurs were the ultimate example of a perfect, well-balanced roster led by one of the greatest coaches ever, and even they managed to lose against Miami some how.

Point is, CP3 is an elite player, who will never have a good enough team to contend for the NBA Championship. He'll have the legacy of a Charles Barkley, but real basketball fans will respect what they brought to the game.

Nice copy & paste from somewhere in the information superhighway.

But, I ain't buyin' it. Paul is loser. Barkley is a loser. Howard is a loser. If they ring I'll be the first to bow down and capitulate immediately and in plain sight. Until then? I'm gonna ransack their asses without mercy. And that is just the way it's gonna be.

Clipper Nation

12-26-2013, 01:28 PM

^ You got Vetoed.... tee, hee.

AchillesHeel

12-26-2013, 01:29 PM

Nice copy & paste from somewhere in the information superhighway.

But, I ain't buyin' it. Paul is loser. Barkley is a loser. Howard is a loser. If they ring I'll be the first to bow down and capitulate immediately and in plain sight. Until then? I'm gonna ransack their asses without mercy. And that is just the way it's gonna be.

It's all me baby. Anyways, you expect too much out of certain players. Only one team can win it all. I don't see the fun in just looking at the rings. I enjoy the sport itself, Paul is a great basketball player. I look at the accolades when discussing legacies, but the game matters the most to me. Paul is a great point guard, he just doesn't have a supporting cast like Lebron does.

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12-26-2013, 03:06 PM

It's all me baby. Anyways, you expect too much out of certain players. Only one team can win it all. I don't see the fun in just looking at the rings. I enjoy the sport itself, Paul is a great basketball player. I look at the accolades when discussing legacies, but the game matters the most to me. Paul is a great point guard, he just doesn't have a supporting cast like Lebron does.

I'm a bitter old man. I was raised on winning the title was the only path to goodness. Anything less and you were beneath contempt. I could do nothing but take it. Of course [they] wanted to change that protocol after '85, but, I'd already turned. We would not go back. We'd all go forward from that day on till I go on into the dust that is always the end. I picked the Suns up as I landed in the deserts, and then picked you guys up when I caught on here. Of course al teams are included, but, you get my drift, you and the Suns are special and I want to see you denied. Your base is aggravating, your organization is as well. The Suns base is different, they're different from you fellows and I respect them. But, their Media and organization is insufferable and I will not stop desiring their ruination.

Clipper Nation

12-26-2013, 03:08 PM

^ Vetoed and Fredo'd in back-to-back years.... tee, hee.

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12-26-2013, 03:10 PM

^ Vetoed and Fredo'd in back-to-back years.... tee, hee.

"Fredo" is on AMC today in Godfather I & II. I'm DVR'ed the damn things even though I have 'em on the shelf. WTF!

sook

12-26-2013, 03:12 PM

If he was on fire and I had a bucket of water I'd heat the water with the fire that's burning him. Fuck off Matt Barnes

This is quite possibly one of the best things I have ever read! :lmao :lol

N0 LyF3 ScRuB

12-26-2013, 03:18 PM

Harden is a bitch, Dwight I would have conceded on too but he's really matured a lot. Dude is a nice guy and has been playing great. So no, no irony there, I call Harden on his flops all the time. He isn't on the queen of **** level like Paul and I hope he never gets there.

As much as I hate Paul, and trust me Paul has to be my least favorite player of all time after hitting Hodge in the nuts back in college. But Harden has to be the most bitchmade player in the league... period.

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12-26-2013, 03:19 PM

This is quite possibly one of the best things I have ever read! :lmao :lol

Look at ya, Sooky:::all happy now. The other day after you'd lost you were inconsolable. Grow the fuck up.

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12-26-2013, 03:22 PM

But Harden has to be the most bitchmade player in the league... period.

But, he made it known upon arrival that he would not be a [go along to get along] type player. I remember he put Kobe on blast early on and Kobe went elsewhere for his bullying quota. Oklahoma made a mistake there. Just because Media let it go doesn't change it.

sook

12-26-2013, 04:33 PM

Look at ya, Sooky:::all happy now. The other day after you'd lost you were inconsolable. Grow the fuck up.

Why do you follow me around?

JohnnyMax

12-26-2013, 05:20 PM

http://yodonbleekraps.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/chris-paul-louis.jpg

Rogue

12-26-2013, 09:35 PM

CP3 is just too good a PG to win a championship imho. it's very hard for him to find & join a better player so he has to be the #1 on his team, and PG-led teams never win championships according to DoK's theory. There ain't many players that are arguably overall better than Paul imho, KD maybe, Lebron and Dirk... cant think of anyone else tbh.

sook

12-27-2013, 02:37 AM

see the bitch for what it is. None of that cliff paul I'll do your insurance paperwork bullshit they try to shove down your throat.

dirk4mvp

12-27-2013, 02:39 AM

Speaking of shoving down throats, why is Harden such a manufactured superstar?

sook

12-27-2013, 02:41 AM

Speaking of shoving down throats, why is Harden such a manufactured superstar?

No idea. To OKC's credit, they manufactured Durant, Westbrook, and Harden from the same bitch FT seeking mold. It helps us out so I won't be a hypocrite. My boy Dirk is one of the greatest ever but he has had games where has literally walked to the FT line everytime so I'll admit that too.

dirk4mvp

12-27-2013, 02:43 AM

Nope, 2-9 is Harden's all on his own.

sook

12-27-2013, 02:48 AM

Twas one game lad. If anybody should be pissed , its me since his poor shooting affects my team. Dude played back 2 back after owning SA last night so that much I'll give.

Its his defense that is inexcusable though. Dude plays matador D and looks like he doesn't give a shit.

9 FGA and 25 points is still good though :lol

Rogue

12-27-2013, 08:51 AM

difference between him and dirk is Dirk earned all those FTs from taking hard knocks, while pubic-haired face swindled those FTs by flopping

LkrFan

12-27-2013, 10:32 AM

http://yodonbleekraps.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/chris-paul-louis.jpgBirthday gifts for Tammy? :lol

sook

12-27-2013, 05:15 PM

difference between him and dirk is Dirk earned all those FTs from taking hard knocks, while pubic-haired face swindled those FTs by flopping
I disagree, while he hasn't taken hits to the extent dirk has he takes a beating night in and out. My boy Dirk while as great as he is actually gets most of his FTs off of straight up jumpshots. Bearded nigga gets his FTs from taking it to the hole, almost guaranteeing contact on every play.