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Koolaid_Man
12-26-2013, 08:54 AM
for as much shit as Spur fan has cast upon you over the years it just amazes me that many of you have decided to align yourself with Spur fan. Listen Mav fan...real talk...the ONLY reason that some Spur fans may seem to befriend you is for one reason and one reason only....

and that reason is Kobe 5> TOSF 4 (and the F stands for phag) ...prior to Kobe going 1 up Spur fan made you guys eat shit on a daily basis...once Kobe rang b2b No Shaq the scales of lady justice were forever altered and Spur fan seemed to have successfully tip-toed through your tulip garden without a single Mav fan noticing.

I'm here to tell ya Mav fan it's in your best interest to re-assess who you align with...being cool with Spur fan is like hanging out with a road dawg that you didn't know was gay until one day while you guys are finishing up a cheesy dog @ Coney Island he whispers in your ear that you're hot.

There's no reason a Mav fan should should hate Kobe...there was never a rivalry between the teams...we have 16 titles and Kobe has 5 of those....sure Kobe outscored your whole team 62 to 61 in 3 quarters of play but you guys returned the favor by beating us in the play-offs after 3 straight finals appearances, a back to back, and after leading team USA to Gold all in the span of 3 yrs...we finally wore out and the Mavs stepped up to beat us..

besides your leader Dirk Nowitski has already pitched his tent...talk about real talk and true admiration for an opponent:



“To me, he’s the number one player over the 15 years I’ve been in the league,” said Nowitzki to Grantland’s Zach Lowe.

“I was always a huge fan of Kobe,” Nowitzki said. “Obviously, he’s now on the declining end, like most of us older guys, but the stuff he does … they are never out of a game.”

“When I get home, at like 11 p.m., I know the fourth quarter will just be starting in L.A., and I’ll sit down and watch him basically will his team to win with some incredible shots.”


PS: If You're A Mav Fan and you bash Kobe and the Lakers shame on you after such a revelation.

TDMVPDPOY
12-26-2013, 09:21 AM
lol beggin other teams fans now?

hehateme
12-26-2013, 09:59 AM
mouthbreather begging for help per the usual after Kirby done bit the dust. Don't worry Capri, I hear the second coming of Kwame Brown is around the corner.

AchillesHeel
12-26-2013, 10:00 AM
Kool begging for allegiance

Rogue
12-26-2013, 10:06 AM
Mavs fans just speak the language of truth without no personal emotion/preference involved imho. another example, Miami robbed us of the 06' title but we still speaking truth about lebron regardless.

Koolaid_Man
12-26-2013, 10:19 AM
Mavs fans just speak the language of truth without no personal emotion/preference involved imho. another example, Miami robbed us of the 06' title but we still speaking truth about lebron regardless.

Rogue you're the primary target...it seems Spur fan has corn-holed you so much till you hate pussy....you allowed it to happen and they obliged...they got you down on all fours Rogue and corn-holing the shit outta your ass...I'm sure your mama is proud :toast

scanry
12-26-2013, 10:34 AM
Kool begging part deux.

The Mavs haven't aligned with any other fanbase. After they swept the Lakers and rang, they've earned cult status tbh.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkwk5lvDzn1qfh9kfo1_500.jpg

http://dliteful.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/mavs-nbardp0509_g3r2mhq7m-1sports-bkn-lakers-mavs-26-ft-embedded-prod_affiliate-156.jpg

http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/LoyalKNG-Dirk-Diggler-Mavericks-shirt-2.jpg

scanry
12-26-2013, 10:35 AM
Rogue is too busy shitting on them yellows. He could care less about basketball tbh.

Koolaid_Man
12-26-2013, 10:37 AM
Kool begging part deux.

The Mavs haven't aligned with any other fanbase. After they swept the Lakers and rang, they've earned cult status tbh.



:lol ^ hey dick head...newsflash....they earned it a year too late...we got to 5>4

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12-26-2013, 10:38 AM
MF has never stood up to SF on this Board even at NBA Title. SF is the dominant (top). MF is the submissive (bottom). & frankly Kool it works better that way. It's not in them to.........like..........I don't know the word or, phrase that fits best......uh, uh, to "act like somebody." They're content to be the proverbial doormat and to let SF spank their ass, even encourage them to spank said rump.

We have 5
They have 4
Mavs are invisible, bupkis type presence.

Koolaid_Man
12-26-2013, 10:39 AM
MF has never stood up to SF on this Board even at NBA Title. SF is the dominant (top). MF is the submissive (bottom). & frankly Kool it works better that way. It's not in them to.........like..........I don't know the word or, phrase that fits best......uh, uh, to "act like somebody." They're content to be the proverbial doormat and to let SF spank their ass, even encourage them to spank said rump.

We have 5
They have 4
Mavs are invisible, bupkis type presence.

:lmao :lmao:rollin:king:lol:toast

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 10:40 AM
It takes big balls to come into another mans house and kick up your feet and demand he go fix you a sandwich. Mavfag just don't have it in em.

Koolaid_Man
12-26-2013, 10:43 AM
I think we're just trying to encourage MF to be men....all I see is MF trying to bash Kobe....no way should they be getting corn-holed by SF like that...Spur fan even has most Mav fan sample tasting Lebron's jizz just because Spur fan said it was good....

Koolaid_Man
12-26-2013, 10:47 AM
It takes big balls to come into another mans house and kick up your feet and demand he go fix you a sandwich. Mavfag just don't have it in em.


as Laker fans we do it successfully everyday....we keep them Spur fan bitches in the kitchen

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12-26-2013, 10:48 AM
It takes big balls to come into another mans house and kick up your feet and demand he go fix you a sandwich. Mavfag just don't have it in em.

Miggy is correct here. Absolutely big ones,,,and SF has fixed us many a fucking sandwich, and delicious ones, and they've had the respect to never blow a booger in their whilst they was making it (in the other room). That's respect. And that ottoman, fuck, it's a nice one. MF? They sit at the children's table and watch us eat, while their feet are flat on the floor.

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 10:51 AM
I think we're just trying to encourage MF to be men....all I see is MF trying to bash Kobe....no way should they be getting corn-holed by SF like that...Spur fan even has most Mav fan sample tasting Lebron's jizz just because Spur fan said it was good....


Listen man... after all the shit they've eaten on this board these faggots were even too afraid to celebrate their title. The effeminization of the boys in blue is complete.

Koolaid_Man
12-26-2013, 10:52 AM
Miggy is correct here. Absolutely big ones,,,and SF has fixed us many a fucking sandwich, and delicious ones, and they've had the respect to never blow a booger in their whilst they was making it (in the other room). That's respect. And that ottoman, fuck, it's a nice one. MF? They sit at the children's table and watch us eat, while their feet are flat on the floor.

:lmao I'm thoroughly enjoying this brand of Cully....:lmao

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 10:52 AM
Miggy is correct here. Absolutely big ones,,,and SF has fixed us many a fucking sandwich, and delicious ones, and they've had the respect to never blow a booger in their whilst they was making it (in the other room). That's respect. And that ottoman, fuck, it's a nice one. MF? They sit at the children's table and watch us eat, while their feet are flat on the floor.

Flat on the fucking floor!!!

Koolaid_Man
12-26-2013, 10:55 AM
Listen man... after all the shit they've eaten on this board these faggots were even too afraid to celebrate their title. The effeminization of the boys in blue is complete.

but their leader Dirk...seems to get it...while his fan base seems to like getting corn-holed by Spur fan..Dirk is having none of it....he's clearly in Kobe's corner...

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 10:59 AM
but their leader Dirk...seems to get it...while his fan base seems to like getting corn-holed by Spur fan..Dirk is having none of it....he's clearly in Kobe's corner...


Listen... the next time these Mav-metrosexuals start popping off just play this.

_VxSo0pj_jg

Bill_Brasky
12-26-2013, 11:01 AM
Faggot OP is an even bigger faggot now that his team is garbage and Kobe is done.

Koolaid_Man
12-26-2013, 11:08 AM
Faggot OP is an even bigger faggot now that his team is garbage and Kobe is done.

that all you got

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 11:13 AM
Faggot OP is an even bigger faggot now that his team is garbage and Kobe is done.

Yeah, but we're still in your house... boots up, beer in one hand, scratching nuts with the other. Now go fix me a sandwich.

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12-26-2013, 11:17 AM
but their leader Dirk...seems to get it...while his fan base seems to like getting corn-holed by Spur fan..Dirk is having none of it....he's clearly in Kobe's corner...

Kool Aid Man

Yep, and he's not even an American. But, those krauts, supposedly their the best fighting men on earth, real bad asses.

Koolaid_Man
12-26-2013, 11:18 AM
Yeah, but we're still in your house... boots up, beer in one hand, your bitch sucking our nuts while you watch. Now go fix me a sandwich.

fify big homie :toast

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12-26-2013, 11:26 AM
fify big homie :toast

& quite nicely. I think I'll take my feet down from the ottoman and go watch with SF.

Bill_Brasky
12-26-2013, 11:32 AM
Yeah, but we're still in your house... boots up, beer in one hand, scratching nuts with the other. Now go fix me a sandwich.

Who the fuck talks like that? Seriously.

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12-26-2013, 11:35 AM
Who the fuck talks like that? Seriously.

You got some of those little pickles in there, Brasky, gerkins I think their called. Bring me some, and another Vernor's as well. Chow!

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 11:37 AM
You got some of those little pickles in there, Brasky, gerkins I think their called. Bring me some, and another Vernor's as well. Chow!

:lmao

Bill_Brasky
12-26-2013, 11:37 AM
You got some of those little pickles in there, Brasky, gerkins I think their called. Bring me some, and another Vernor's as well. Chow!
The only thing on the menu seems to be The Skunker. Sorry.

Clipper Nation
12-26-2013, 11:47 AM
Mavfan pls :cry

http://i41.tinypic.com/oianu9.gif

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 11:58 AM
The only thing on the menu seems to be The Skunker. Sorry.


That's not true, Bras... you've got plenty on the menu.

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AchillesHeel
12-26-2013, 11:59 AM
Mavfan pls :cry

http://i41.tinypic.com/oianu9.gif

Isn't that dude in the Lakers gear Cam'ron? A Harlem nigga bandwagoning the Fakers because his shitty Knicks haven't won a title in 3 decades :lol

Koolaid_Man
12-26-2013, 12:03 PM
The only thing on the menu seems to be The Skunker. Sorry.

Brasky...please hurry...a nigga getting hongry

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/76527c29-ee6c-419a-80c8-a61970a167cc_zps49241738.jpg

scanry
12-26-2013, 12:27 PM
:lol ^ hey dick head...newsflash....they earned it a year too late...we got to 5>4

****** please.

Them krew swept your asses and regulated you good in 2011.

monosylab1k
12-26-2013, 12:30 PM
Listen man... after all the shit they've eaten on this board these faggots were even too afraid to celebrate their title. The effeminization of the boys in blue is complete.

We celebrated just fine. How are the Naruto boards going?

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12-26-2013, 12:34 PM
We celebrated just fine. How are the Naruto boards going?

You are puny though in SF shadow, Mono. It's okay though. It's how it was when I landed here so to me it's second nature. They cuff your ears, you flinch and sit in the corner of the kitchen while they make us sandwiches.

monosylab1k
12-26-2013, 12:40 PM
You are puny though in SF shadow, Mono. It's okay though. It's how it was when I landed here so to me it's second nature. They cuff your ears, you flinch and sit in the corner of the kitchen while they make us sandwiches.

You weren't around during the War Of '06. We fought for our piece of turf, they wanted so badly to deny us but we dug in and earned a place. It's been an uneasy mutual respect since then. And when your boy Luva asked for his sandwich I proceeded to cram a shit sandwich of shame and embarrassment with The Naruto Exposure. We ran you off three separate times before allowing you back. Subservient my ass.

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12-26-2013, 12:47 PM
You weren't around during the War Of '06. We fought for our piece of turf, they wanted so badly to deny us but we dug in and earned a place. It's been an uneasy mutual respect since then. And when your boy Luva asked for his sandwich I proceeded to cram a shit sandwich of shame and embarrassment with The Naruto Exposure. We ran you off three separate times before allowing you back. Subservient my ass.

In the same state, Mono?

monosylab1k
12-26-2013, 01:00 PM
In the same state, Mono?

You didn't see 2006 here. It was a war. Spurs fans had more hate and venom for Mavs fans than any other fanbase. To this day they'll say it. We dug our heels and stuck around. Your "rivalry" is nothing compared to ours. To Spurs fans, you guys are an annoyance, a pest. They battle you like a house full of cockroaches. You won't go away. 2006 was a true war, with an uneasy stalemate that lasts to this day.

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 01:02 PM
We celebrated just fine. How are the Naruto boards going?

Go fix me a sandwich, faggot.:rollin

monosylab1k
12-26-2013, 01:02 PM
And I was more than glad to help serve shit sandwiches to luva and you, Cub. I'll do it again if you like.

monosylab1k
12-26-2013, 01:03 PM
Go fix me a sandwich, faggot.:rollin

You want that shit sandwich with nine-tailed demon fox?

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 01:04 PM
Mono... the sleep that you lost while chasing my fart trails is amazing. Now go form another boy krew...:lmao

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 01:05 PM
You want that shit sandwich with nine-tailed demon fox?

"I'm quitting if you guys crown Luva the King of the Mavkrew"

- mono

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 01:06 PM
Yeah... I let you have your fun... but I know what drove you insane.

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12-26-2013, 01:06 PM
You didn't see 2006 here. It was a war. Spurs fans had more hate and venom for Mavs fans than any other fanbase. To this day they'll say it. We dug our heels and stuck around. Your "rivalry" is nothing compared to ours. To Spurs fans, you guys are an annoyance, a pest. They battle you like a house full of cockroaches. You won't go away. 2006 was a true war, with an uneasy stalemate that lasts to this day.

Then you woke up...tangled in the sheets. You're dreaming this, Mono. Wake up and smell the coffee...you're a sub. Nothing wrong with that. Sure, it's not for Luva and Kool, but, I kinda like a good spankin'....where was I? Oh, yeah, SF is your Master. It's the way it is on this Board. And the way it will always be:::they own you. We own them. It works. Who gives a good, hearty shit how it works. It just does.

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12-26-2013, 01:08 PM
You want that shit sandwich with nine-tailed demon fox?

There is some definite stirrings in my loins.

Bless you, Mono. Keep talking. Make it good.

tlongII
12-26-2013, 01:19 PM
Kobe is the past. Lillard is the FUTURE!

tlongII
12-26-2013, 01:20 PM
And the future is now!

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 01:20 PM
Kobe is the past. Lillard is the FUTURE!

:lol

AchillesHeel
12-26-2013, 01:36 PM
Kirby is the past. Lillard is the FUTURE!

Lillard is a joy to watch. I love his game. He's a great perimeter scorer and he rarely turns the ball over, needs to improve his scoring from 5-15 ft. 40% inside the arc? eww. Still, shooting 43% from 3 while taking 7 a game is fucking impressive.

Leon Black
12-26-2013, 05:04 PM
I got yo back King Kool.

Suspect
12-26-2013, 05:10 PM
Rogue is too busy shitting on them yellows. He could care less about basketball tbh.
couldn't*

Buddy Mignon
12-26-2013, 07:02 PM
And I was more than glad to help serve shit sandwiches to luva and you, Cub. I'll do it again if you like.


It's the pecking order...

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Rogue
12-26-2013, 09:45 PM
I wasn't around here during the 06 battle either, I don't know what I've missed :depressed the verbal war between Mavs and Spurs fans here must be epic tbh, especially when those mavs legends (Leonard, shank, sribb, pussyface etc...) were still posting.

Arnold Toht
12-26-2013, 09:49 PM
being cool with Spur fan is like hanging out with a road dawg that you didn't know was gay until one day while you guys are finishing up a cheesy dog @ Coney Island he whispers in your ear that you're hot.


Oh, my god. :lmao :rollin