View Full Version : NBA: The difference between Alphas and Betas illustrated in pictures
Michael Jordan.
12-28-2013, 01:43 PM
Alpha
http://www.eurweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/beats-by-dre-ad.jpg
http://fitfreely.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/LebronJamesWorkoutRoutine.jpg
http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/51c3d0f26bb3f7126b000007-480/lebron-james-dagger-shot-nba-finals.jpg
http://i.usatoday.net/sports/_photos/2012/06/22/My-dream-has-become-a-reality-O11NMQQS-x-large.jpg
Beta
http://dimemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Kevin-Durant-LeBron-James.png
http://www.balldontstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/kd-working-out.jpg
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/09/09a8e77cec966e842bcddf118d6137d6e98e0e45a512689465 83183201925f3a.jpg
http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/4OoR_KvZ02U/hqdefault.jpg
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1199581/kdsad.gif
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 01:48 PM
Alpha All The Way
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baseline bum
12-28-2013, 01:54 PM
Gamma
http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/4920970629_7fb8758dbc-jpg.jpe
Michael Jordan.
12-28-2013, 01:54 PM
Gamma
http://nesncom.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/4920970629_7fb8758dbc-jpg.jpe
:rollin
Clipper Nation
12-28-2013, 01:56 PM
Alpha:
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3762733/PAUOW1.jpg
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 01:58 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/lol2_zpsae10812f.jpg
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 01:59 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/mioxes_zps5932c273.png
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 02:00 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/kobe-lurking_zps43dbe4ff.jpg
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 02:01 PM
Beta
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/tim-duncan-asks-for-delay-of-divorce-until-nba-season-ends_zps21b3f33b.jpg
Alpha
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/kkikos_zps091b0d89.jpg
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 02:02 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/imas_zps07ceacbe.jpg
Clipper Nation
12-28-2013, 02:03 PM
Omega:
http://i.imgur.com/QKdS3zJ.png
AchillesHeel
12-28-2013, 02:05 PM
KD is the biggest pussy ever, tbh.
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 02:08 PM
KD is the biggest pussy ever, tbh.
he has a chance to change that this year....
Portland
Thunder
Pacers
are my teams to dethrone the Heat...Spurs being stuck at 4 and Lebron being stuck at 2 will salvage my season
apalisoc_9
12-28-2013, 02:09 PM
LMAO 10lb dumbbells for a 6'10 guy.:lol
I am barely 5'9 and 155 lbs and I do the exact same training with 15lbs
Clipper Nation
12-28-2013, 02:09 PM
he has a chance to change that this year....
Portland
Thunder
Pacers
are my teams to dethrone the Heat...Spurs being stuck at 4 and Lebron being stuck at 2 will salvage my season
Ain't nothing going to salvage your season after how badly you got ethered in The Club, s:loln....
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 02:11 PM
Ain't nothing going to salvage your season after how badly you got ethered in The Club, s:loln....
Everything you see...is what I want you to see...:hat
PlayNando
12-28-2013, 02:18 PM
Beta
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/tim-duncan-asks-for-delay-of-divorce-until-nba-season-ends_zps21b3f33b.jpg
Alpha
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/kkikos_zps091b0d89.jpg
So alphas commit felonies?
thunderup
12-28-2013, 02:20 PM
:lol the male secretary is melting down yall
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 02:20 PM
So alphas commit felonies?
yep
Everything you see...is what I want you to see...:hat
Beta
http://imageshack.us/a/img690/9844/kv8h.jpg
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 02:26 PM
Beta
http://imageshack.us/a/img690/9844/kv8h.jpg
^ all that shit is Alpha....we were never married so I lost nothing :hat
AchillesHeel
12-28-2013, 02:30 PM
Beta
http://imageshack.us/a/img690/9844/kv8h.jpg
damn son, this supposed playa is begging for pussy on a Spurs forum :lmao
ChumpDumper
12-28-2013, 02:34 PM
^ all that shit is Alpha....we were never married so I lost nothing :hatWell, I suppose you never had any self respect in the first place.
damn son, this supposed playa is begging for pussy on a Spurs forum :lmao
And got outed like a beta.
Kool is either fat and black or fat and white, but he's fat.
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 02:45 PM
And got outed like a beta.
Kool is either fat and black or fat and white, but he's fat.
You are wrong plain and simple....I take care of my body religiously...You're projecting too much...if you want to know more about me just send me a PM :hat
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 02:46 PM
Well, I suppose you never had any self respect in the first place.
no...I am quite shameless and for some odd reason you guys just don't get it
ChumpDumper
12-28-2013, 02:48 PM
no...I am quite shameless and for some odd reason you guys just don't get itYou're right. I don't' understand people with no self respect.
jimbo
12-28-2013, 02:53 PM
off topic, but how the fuck can AJ McCarron bench 365 and squat 600 while looking like this
http://l3.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/z.ihrBjdp5JPAPCL67ul1g--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/blogs/sptusncaafexperts/McCarron-Tats.jpg
and KD can't rep 200? I know KD has long ass arms, but still
Koolaid_Man
12-28-2013, 02:54 PM
You're right. I don't' understand people with no self respect.
Kool is not a person he's bits and bytes
Rogue
12-28-2013, 09:10 PM
seems Kool has a serious crush on every female ST poster tbh.
KaiRMD1
12-28-2013, 11:10 PM
The ol' sport seems to have a number of self respect issues
lefty
04-07-2014, 10:31 AM
OP with the goods :lol
Leetonidas
04-07-2014, 10:34 AM
he has a chance to change that this year....
Portland
Thunder
Pacers
are my teams to dethrone the Heat...Spurs being stuck at 4 and Lebron being stuck at 2 will salvage my season
:lmao @ this shit take from a couple months ago. lol blazers and Pacers are imploding while the Thunder won't even get out of the West
Clipper Nation
04-07-2014, 10:35 AM
:lol Lakerfan just needs to collectively swear off having takes altogether, they're always wrong....
Thread
04-07-2014, 10:38 AM
:lol Lakerfan just needs to collectively swear off having takes altogether, they're always wrong....
....so was Pierce. & his pants? Well, they be all on fire.
Lettin' Artest take that cookie, L.A. style.
tee, hee.
Clipper Nation
04-07-2014, 10:39 AM
....so was Pierce. & his pants? Well, they be all on fire.
Lettin' Artest take that cookie, L.A. style.
tee, hee.
You've nary room, Cuban has your cookie under lock & key in Dallas.
tee, hee.
Thread
04-07-2014, 10:42 AM
You've nary room, Cuban has your cookie under lock & key in Dallas.
tee, hee.
Not before it went to:::
Kobe: 5
the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
ha, ha.
Blake
04-07-2014, 10:43 AM
http://i.imgur.com/XPe5p.jpg
Alpha
The Batman
04-07-2014, 10:45 AM
http://i.imgur.com/XPe5p.jpg
Alpha
The tube socks ain't helping.
Blake
04-07-2014, 10:48 AM
The tube socks ain't helping.
Any man that wears capris is secure enough in themselves to be alpha
Clipper Nation
04-07-2014, 10:49 AM
Not before it went to:::
Kobe: 5
the tired old shit bag Duncan: 4
ha, ha.
Though Kirby dons the shitbag on James' orders.
Blake
04-07-2014, 10:57 AM
http://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Boris-Diaw-pic-300x300.jpg
alpha
Blake
04-07-2014, 11:01 AM
http://halestormsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/42013_Lee.jpg
Beta
Thread
04-07-2014, 11:05 AM
http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/freehugs.jpg
Homosexual
tlongII
04-07-2014, 11:38 AM
:lmao @ this shit take from a couple months ago. lol blazers and Pacers are imploding while the Thunder won't even get out of the West
We're not imploding.
Clipper Nation
04-07-2014, 11:57 AM
http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/freehugs.jpg
Homosexual
http://i.imgur.com/3mOqRkj.jpg
Homosexual
Kobe_5_Duncan_4
04-07-2014, 11:58 AM
Name one Alpha player in Spurs history :lmao
Blake
04-07-2014, 12:26 PM
Name one Alpha player in Spurs history :lmao
Duncan
Good talk. :tu
Kobe_5_Duncan_4
04-07-2014, 12:40 PM
Duncan
Good talk. :tu
Bisexual closet cases are Alpha?
Only in Texas :lmao
Blake
04-07-2014, 12:46 PM
Bisexual closet cases are Alpha?
Only in Texas :lmao
You don't win 4 titles as the main man without being alpha.
Pretty simple.
Kobe_5_Duncan_4
04-07-2014, 12:51 PM
You don't win 4 titles as the main man without being alpha.
Pretty simple.
You also don't live an undercover life in the sheets without being Beta.
Clipper Nation
04-07-2014, 12:54 PM
You also don't live an undercover life in the sheets without being Beta.
Exactly, so Kirby is beta....
Sybok
04-07-2014, 01:02 PM
All you faggots are betas. Alphas don't spend all day using anonymous logins to say redundant, stupid shit to betas.
kobe4life
04-07-2014, 01:12 PM
All you faggots are betas. Alphas don't spend all day using anonymous logins to say redundant, stupid shit to betas.
By your definition I'm an Alpha since I'm the only one who is strong in the beliefs of Koballah and isn't willing to back down to no one to spread the great word.
Sybok
04-07-2014, 01:20 PM
By your definition I'm an Alpha since I'm the only one who is strong in the beliefs of Koballah and isn't willing to back down to no one to spread the great word.
You do go against all odds. I'll give you that.
Deuce Bigalow
04-07-2014, 02:18 PM
http://www.biography.com/assets/images/bionow/men%27s-basketball-olympics-04.jpg
http://i.imm.io/AiKB.jpeg
Blake
04-07-2014, 02:27 PM
You also don't live an undercover life in the sheets without being Beta.
Beta at home =/= beta on the court
Beta =/= secretly bisexual
Beta = cowering before his queen and master, Vanessa.
Beta icing on cake = tears of regret and shame
Sybok
04-07-2014, 02:38 PM
http://www.biography.com/assets/images/bionow/men%27s-basketball-olympics-04.jpg
http://i.imm.io/AiKB.jpeg
Same ceremony:
http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/files/2012/08/manu-ginobili.jpg
Spurs took home the Gold and the Bronze.
Blake
04-07-2014, 02:41 PM
Same ceremony:
http://blog.mysanantonio.com/spursnation/files/2012/08/manu-ginobili.jpg
Spurs took home the Gold and the Bronze.
damn, which one is Manu?
Kobe_5_Duncan_4
04-07-2014, 03:22 PM
http://www.biography.com/assets/images/bionow/men%27s-basketball-olympics-04.jpg
http://i.imm.io/AiKB.jpeg
:lmao
Dallas
04-07-2014, 03:24 PM
A Larry Brown away from Duncan's olympic resume not being a total laughingstock.
hater
04-07-2014, 03:28 PM
damn, which one is Manu?
The one that didnt cost his team a championship
Splits
04-07-2014, 03:30 PM
damn, which one is Manu?
http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/asian-kid-looks-like-chair.gif
ElNono
04-07-2014, 03:40 PM
damn, which one is Manu?
FWIW, Montecchia is the dude on the left...
Leetonidas
04-07-2014, 04:55 PM
We're not imploding.
I meant the Pacers are imploding and "lol blazers" in general tbh
Leetonidas
04-07-2014, 04:58 PM
http://www.biography.com/assets/images/bionow/men%27s-basketball-olympics-04.jpg
http://i.imm.io/AiKB.jpeg
:lmao
superjames1992
04-07-2014, 07:07 PM
So Alphas are on copious amounts of steroids, tbh?
RGMCSE
04-07-2014, 09:34 PM
The tube socks ain't helping.
I'm not sure if anyone's ever pointed this out but, if you pay close attention you can tell those tats were either done in a hotel room or Koriwat met some dude in a la quinta for some pics. Only question from here is if this was before or after butt sex.
:lol cheap hotel carpet
:lol hotel desk chair
:lol hotel luggage rack
:lol calf tats
:lol taco cabana coworker with the black restaurant pants and the tore up la gear sneaks
The Batman
04-07-2014, 09:38 PM
I'm not sure if anyone's ever pointed this out but, if you pay close attention you can tell those tats were either done in a hotel room or Koriwat met some dude in a la quinta for some pics. Only question from here is if this was before or after butt sex.
:lol cheap hotel carpet
:lol hotel desk chair
:lol hotel luggage rack
:lol calf tats
:lol taco cabana coworker with the black restaurant pants and the tore up la gear sneaks
:lol hotel room tats
RGMCSE
04-07-2014, 09:43 PM
:lol hotel room tats
:rollin oh shit, just when you thought it had died down, the legend grows...
N0 LyF3 ScRuB
04-08-2014, 12:19 AM
The one that didnt cost his team a championship
https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1981968_10201374288389875_1446648406_n.jpg
MeloHype
04-08-2014, 12:41 AM
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m371diat1x1qi9aqjo1_500.gif
Brazil
04-08-2014, 07:53 AM
An Alpha talking about a beta:
"He (messed) up in Colorado doing what he did, and what's the first name that comes out of his mouth? My name," O'Neal said Thursday. "That should tell you I'm important to this cat.
"A lot of people ask me, 'What do you think about him?' This dude's a clown. He's a... clown. You're out there (messing) up and you're saying, 'He did it.' He did what? You don't even know me. I promise you we never hung out. We were never in any clubs together. He never did nothing with the team. I don't even know this kid. But I knew he was a weirdo."O'Neal said Bryant's recent troubles revealed the man behind the image.
scanry
04-08-2014, 08:58 AM
Atleast players used to hang out with MJ despite him being a sociopath. But Kobe is in a whole different stratosphere tbh.
Spurs9
03-05-2015, 06:21 PM
http://cdn.slamonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/flobron.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/PSvRc1w.gif
unleashbaynes
03-05-2015, 08:44 PM
http://www.biography.com/assets/images/bionow/men%27s-basketball-olympics-04.jpg
http://i.imm.io/AiKB.jpeg
:rollin why is this so funny
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