For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you! - Stewie

[TheWriter]

This thread is about your favorite Family Guy quotes.

[MI21]

There can be no favourite because there is simply to many moments/quotes to remember such as Peter singing 'Rock Lobster' and Peter receiving his award for something with all the Star Wars characters around as well as Peter fighting the chicken in 2 different episode.

My favourite at the moment because I watched the episode yesterday..

When Lois and Peter are both running to be the school board president, at the start of Peter's advertisement where he talks himself up - "Lois Griffin is a slut. Hi, I'm Peter Griffin". Also Peter makes a sticker that says, "Together, we can BEAT my wife".

:lol

[TheWriter]

Cleveland: "Oh Quagmire, you are what the Spanish call, "El Terrible".

[TheWriter]

Peter Griffin: "BABBA BOUI. BABBA BOUI. BABBA BOUI. HOWARD STERN'S PENIS. BABBA BOUI. BABBA BOUI."

Peter: "You know what, I always thought that dogs laid eggs and you know what, I learned somthing today."

Kid with the upside down head: "Hey, maybe later you can go up on me."

[MI21]

"What's that boy, trouble at the old mill?"

[ZStomp]

There are waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy to many to pick. So I won't. :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

Brian: "I'd licked some peanutbutter in my day"
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Lois: What's going on down here?
Stewie: We're playing house.
Lois: But that boy is all tied up.
Stewie (pause): Roman Polanski's house
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Lois: Ugh, typical male fantasy... women drinking beer. I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial, Lois, not a delicious Thanksgiving dinner.

[Spurs košarka kultura]

"and now to Ollie Williams and the Blackie Weather Report, Ollie"

"IT'S GONNA RAIN!"

"Thanks Ollie."

[adrienne]

Stewie: "Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside."

Guy on Airplane: "Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby."
Stewie: "What did you just say?"
Lois: "Stewie, stop fussing."
Stewie: "Pipe down Lois." (Slaps guy on head) "Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, your my bitch."

[Sense]

Peter (narrating his life): "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I had begun to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with the long fatigue of a weary life. (Lois knocks Peter out.)
I woke several hours later in a daze."



Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.



Stewie: How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? (voice getting higher pitched) Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? (voice returns to normal) No, no, you deserve some time off.


Peter: So uhh, Mr. Pewterschmidt, the big race is tomorrow eh? Bet you're gonna need some strapping men to help you with your boat.
Mr. Pewterschmidt: Are you calling me gay?
Peter: No. No. I just; I just thought you might want some extra seamen on your poopdeck.

[midgetonadonkey]

Meg: Chris, you are hogging all the fan.
Chris: Yeah, well you are hogging all the ugly.

Peter at rehab: This is where God would go if he had to stop doing smack.

Peter: Unfortunately Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We just have to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows like Dark Angel, Titus, Undeclared, Action, That 80's Show, Wonderfalls, Fastlane, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Skin, Girls Club, Cracking Up, The Pits, Firefly, Get Real, Freaky Links, Wanda at Large, Costello, The Lone Gunmen, A Minute with Stan Hooper, Normal, Ohio, Pasadena, Harsh Realm, Keen Eddie, The Street, American Embassy, Cedric the Entertainer, The Tick, Louie, and Greg the Bunny.
Lois: Is there no hope?
Peter: Well, I suppose if ALL those shows go down the tubes we might have a shot...

[Kori Ellis]

I've never watched it. :wow

[ZStomp]

I've never watched it. :wow


Double :wow :wow


What the duece???

Wanna borrow my DVDs?

[Kori Ellis]

Actually we have a lot of the episodes here, I just have no desire to watch it. There's no appeal to me for some reason.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

here...go Buy Yaself Some More Money!

[ObiwanGinobili]

Actually we have a lot of the episodes here, I just have no desire to watch it. There's no appeal to me for some reason.


this and the popsicle wood thing have given me serious questions about your sanity........ :angel

[baseline bum]

Congratulations on all your success... here's your welfare check.

[Kori Ellis]

this and the popsicle wood thing have given me serious questions about your sanity........ :angel

Yeah I'm not really into the movies/shows that most people think are funny. Most movies that people go on and on about in here, quoting and dying laughing about, I've tried to watch but don't like at all.

[ObiwanGinobili]

Yeah I'm not really into the movies/shows that most people think are funny. Most movies that people go on and on about in here, quoting and dying laughing about, I've tried to watch but don't like at all.


just tell me that you have a real appreciation for The Usual Suspects and I'll assume that you have not been taken over by the pod people........ :princess

[Kori Ellis]

just tell me that you have a real appreciation for The Usual Suspects and I'll assume that you have not been taken over by the pod people........

It's one of my top five favorite movies of all-time.

[ObiwanGinobili]

oh thank god.

[ObiwanGinobili]

sometimes people with low IQ's or who have no concept of the current events going on around them find shows like this "not funny"


damn. I can't believe you just dissed Kori that hard on her own forum.

[Faccia di Angelo]

that little Stewie is funny.


Double :wow :wow


What the duece???

Wanna borrow my DVDs?

I'm still waiting to borrow your DVDs. And that was a long time ago. :depressed
I guess I should have watched that one before giving it to you lol
You suck.

[Kori Ellis]

sometimes people with low IQ's or who have no concept of the current events going on around them find shows like this "not funny"

What's your IQ?

Because I heard people who think the NBA is fixed are a step below moron level but a step above imbecile level.

[King]

--Sir, I'm sorry. You can't park your van on the diving board. Oh...it's just a fat kid. It's ok! He's just a fat kid!"

[Shelly]

I've never watched it either nor have I ever watched South Park. I probably watched a few episodes of the Simpsons in the first season and that's it.

[T Park]

South Park is patheticly horrible.


Family Guy on the other hand is genius.

[ididnotnothat]

I've never watched it so I don't know if it is funny.
But I like the Simpsons and watched Duck Man.

[timvp]

sometimes people with low IQ's or who have no concept of the current events going on around them find shows like this "not funny"

You know what? Fvck you you dumb motherfvcker. You got this forum spammed and now you are talking sh!t? Oh hell naw. Keep talking and I'll come down in a black helicoptor and whoop you with your own tin hat.

If you want to further discuss the matter or setup a time and date to meet, let me know and I'll email you at [email protected].

Late.

[angel_luv]

Actually we have a lot of the episodes here, I just have no desire to watch it. There's no appeal to me for some reason.

Ditto. Thought it was just me. = )

[timvp]

Oh and as for me, I used to watch family guy back in college. At parties, it would sometimes wind down to drunken Family Guy viewing. I haven't watched it since, though.

[Ginofan]

South Park is patheticly horrible.


Family Guy on the other hand is genius.

Hey South Park is classic! Family Guy is great and everything, but let me know when a Family Guy movie will be in theaters.

[thispego]

Peter finds his femenine side and makes an announcment at the million man march: I have a little announcement for the MEN in this audience. It's YOUR fault we have so much crime in this country and it's YOUR fault we have so much violence. You should all be ASHAMED of yourselves!!!

Lois: You're drunk again.
Peter: No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking.

Peter- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't my Batman glass.

[TheDude]

"big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

[MI21]

The thing about Family Guy is that is covers for people who like Toilet humor as well as the more intellectual and witty humor. So for people that like both, the show is a riot.

[snyderman]

Hey, did you have a good time last night?
Smurf-tacular!
Yeah, I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me.
Shut the Smurf up!
Yeah!
Right in the Smurfing parking lot?
Smurf-Yeah!
Oh! That is freaking Smurf!

Family Guy is great, but I like Futurama a little more.

[tw05baller]

Dear Lois,

Chris and i,

went to the park (scratched out)

arre invisible and sitting right here (scratched out)

went fishing


-Peter

[midgetonadonkey]

Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland pointing and laughing: Bob misses his mommy! Bob misses his mommy! Bob misses his mommy!
(Bob shown crying in front of his mother's tombstone)