Week 17 game thread brought to you by The Return of Fat Nicholas Cage

[Darth_Pelican]

I like the call overall from Philly. I know it didn't work, but that is winner mentality.

Foles should have just jumped and extended the ball over the goal line. Brady, Stafford, and Brees do it all the time and it's virtually unstoppable that close to the goal line. Foles tried to go low instead.

[01Snake]

Dallas needs to look into any options whatsoever to cut ties with him. I don't follow all the details with his contract, but Jerry can afford to take a hit if needed be in order to get rid of him.

He's Jerry's boy so don't count on him going anywhere. Getting rid of him would make Jerry and his piss poor decision to give the guy a fat contract look bad. And we all know Jerry doesn't want that.

[DPG21920]

Foles should have just jumped and extended the ball over the goal line. Brady, Stafford, and Brees do it all the time and it's virtually unstoppable that close to the goal line. Foles tried to go low instead.

Agreed. Foles could have run that better. But, still, I like the mentality.

[jeebus]

go for it

[BRHornet45]

Kyle Orton has the same choker gene as Romo, tbh:lol..

He did it in Denver all the time..he looked good until he reached the Red Zone and until there was a clutch moment..

I'm not saying that Orton is some stud. we all now his history ... however he is an upgrade from Romo.

laugh all you want. Romo may put up some nice stats during garbage time or against bullshit teams, but when it counts he is the worst quarterback to ever step foot on planet earth.

[RD2191]

Go for it you faggots!

[jeebus]

:lol

[resistanze]

:lol

[Libri]

:bang

[irishock]

WTF

[RD2191]

oh well, we've been losers for 20 years now

[Kyle Orton]

LOL

[Pelicans78]

Smh

[DPG21920]

Finally went for it, but should have run the ball.

[01Snake]

Dude, why not hand it off to Murray for 1 yard. Jesus. How in the hell is Garrett a head coach? Oh, that's right. Jerry doesn't want to pay for a real coach.

[Bill_Brasky]

Why no run?

[crc21209]

Damn it. Come on defense...

[monosylab1k]

:lol Garrett looking like he's about to pass kidney stone.

[HarlemHeat37]

Why did Jerry sign Orton as the backup, tbh?:lol..

I watched this nigga play for the Broncos enough to know that he has the same mental weakness as Romo, but with less talent and minimal mobility:lol..

At least sign a backup with a different reputation than Romo..

[Darth_Pelican]

The high in Philly next Saturday night is 24 degrees.. fml Dallas

[DPG21920]

I would have let Bailey kick a monster FG tbh. He's a beast.

[Darth_Pelican]

Cooper bullying niggas... literally

[chunticakes]

lol @ that half wing flap play call, smh. they're holding FNC back!!!

[BRHornet45]

The high in Philly next Saturday night is 24 degrees.. fml Dallas

that's why if I were Tom Benson I would have spent whatever money needed today to bring snow machines into the Dome and have box fans all over the place.

[DPG21920]

Why did Jerry sign Orton as the backup, tbh?:lol..

I watched this nigga play for the Broncos enough to know that he has the same mental weakness as Romo, but with less talent and minimal mobility:lol..

At least sign a backup with a different reputation than Romo..

Orton has not been the issue today tbh.. Dez's shitty route running and JG's terrible play calling have been.

[Creepn]

Man I wanna fight Riley Cooper.

[Bill_Brasky]

I would have let Bailey kick a monster FG tbh. He's a beast.

Yup. He has the leg for 56.

[Pelicans78]

Saints are gonna lose to one of these teams next week. Smh.

[Clipper Nation]

Fuck this playcalling, they need to let FNC be FNC....

[RD2191]

:bang

[DPG21920]

See what happens when you run on whatever and 1...

[BRHornet45]

Man I wanna fight Riley Cooper.

he would whip your ass back to the projects son.

[Darth_Pelican]

that's why if I were Tom Benson I would have spent whatever money needed today to bring snow machines into the Dome and have box fans all over the place.

Thankfully, there is 0% chance of precipitation... this is according to the weather app

[monosylab1k]

Man I wanna fight Riley Cooper.

Why?

[jeebus]

lol @ that half wing flap play call, smh. they're holding FNC back!!!
he should be player coach imo

[DPG21920]

Cowboys need a TO or a big ST play.

[Creepn]

he would whip your ass back to the projects son.

Lol.

[Darth_Pelican]

Saints are gonna lose to one of these teams next week. Smh.

Saints would hang 42 on this Dallas D. Philly would be tough in the cold

[DPG21920]

Why?

I think it's because he murdered innocent animals in a very violent fashion then still got rewarded with a big contract.

[BRHornet45]

Lol.

son real talk I lol'd typing it out.

[DPG21920]

Do you go for two here? Even if you miss, it's a 7 point game..

[RD2191]

:lmao

[RD2191]

fire that red headed piece of shit

[DPG21920]

Cowboys need a big ST play and I'm not talking about a fumble tbh..

[monosylab1k]

Lol.

Seriously, why do you want to fight Riley Cooper?

[jeebus]

417504748070137856

:cry

[Pelicans78]

:bang


Do you go for two here? Even if you miss, it's a 7 point game..

Not at all. Make them go for two.

[DAF86]

I think it's because he murdered innocent animals in a very violent fashion then still got rewarded with a big contract.
DPG21920 with the not so subtle racism double standards goods.

[BRHornet45]

Dallas sons your season is now in the hands of this man ...


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pxnW_1kwYj8/Ts1ewYdKsJI/AAAAAAAAII4/uZC4Oe-1Xh8/s1600/kyle-orton-dancing.jpg

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kyle_orton_drunk31.jpg

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kyle_orton_drunk41.jpg

[Robz4000]

Dallas sons your season is now in the hands of this man ...


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-pxnW_1kwYj8/Ts1ewYdKsJI/AAAAAAAAII4/uZC4Oe-1Xh8/s1600/kyle-orton-dancing.jpg

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kyle_orton_drunk31.jpg

http://drunkathlete.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/kyle_orton_drunk41.jpg

If that was the case I think they'd be just fine. Unfortunately their season is prolly in Jason Garrett's hands...

[BRHornet45]

I just wanted to see those pics again to be honest.

[resistanze]

Orton with the strike

[Darth_Pelican]

Dallas is going to score then miss the 2pt conversion

[RD2191]

Dallas is going to score then miss the 2pt conversion
:loltbh

[jeebus]

The fix is in

[resistanze]

Cowboys got screwed

[jeebus]

NFL trying to do everything they can to make FNC fail.

[Robz4000]

:lol Cowboys getting jobbed

[RD2191]

:lmaoCowboys getting screwed

[DPG21920]

Wow that is awful.

[Chris]

Wtf

[RD2191]

:lol Cowboys getting jobbed
:lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

No words....

[BRHornet45]

Dallas is going to score then miss the 2pt conversion

I predict they score and miss the 2pt conversion like you say ... and ALSO at some point before the score Garrett will waste a crucial timeout which will allow Philly to run out the clock.

[Darth_Pelican]

Al Michaels :lol. Dallas got "screwed". nice family language

[Spurs9]

Da fck?

[DPG21920]

Fire everyone!

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Why's Goodell hating on FNC?

[jeebus]

Well this game is over

[RD2191]

Season over.

[Bill_Brasky]

How the fuck does that even happen lol. Such a rigging.

[DPG21920]

Where are the clowns popping out of the small cars tbh..

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao you might need that timeout FNC

[Pelicans78]

NFL officials are terrible.

[Libri]

Jerry Jones biting his fingers off.

[BRHornet45]

WTF? kick the field goal and then you still have 2 timeouts and the two minute warning.

I understand going for it if it's 3rd and 2 ... but 3rd and 9? and NOW wasting a timeout??? that's just bad coaching.

[01Snake]

I bet Jerry makes his son hold his pecker when he pisses.

[resistanze]

Justice.

[jeebus]

FNC saying fuck you to the NFL gods

[Chris]

Fuck yes!

[Darth_Pelican]

Dez!

[RD2191]

get the 2 please

[Robz4000]

FNC doing work per par.

[BRHornet45]

well look at that lol

Orton whipped his dick out

[DPG21920]

Based Orton

[Clipper Nation]

FNC saying "fuck the refs" :lol

[monosylab1k]

So Patrick Chung still sucks i see

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao single coverage on Dez Bryant on 4th down!

[Floyd Pacquiao]

where have all these slants been when romo was playing tbh?

[Libri]

:bang

[RD2191]

:lmaoORTON

[jeebus]

alright _allas, bring your balls to the defensive side

[Chris]

Dayum

[DPG21920]

Everyone called det one. Score a TD, miss 2PC.

[DAF86]

lol at that weak ass pass attempt.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao

Cmon get the stop. Let FNC do his thang.

[Darth_Pelican]

Dallas is going to score then miss the 2pt conversion

[DPG21920]

So Patrick Chung still sucks i see

Everybody Burn Chung tonight

[BRHornet45]

if they get a stop Orton will have 2 minutes to whip his dick out again.

[chunticakes]

brilliant two yards to go, announce the pass with an empty backfield.

[HarlemHeat37]

Eagles coaches choking on that call, what kind of coverage call was that?!:lmao..

Collinsworth and Michaels are openly cheering for the Cowboys, I haven't seen an NFL broadcast with this much bias in a long time, tbh:lol..

[jeebus]

:lmaoORTON
doesn't matter tbh. they'd have to score one more time no matter what to avoid overtime; you don't want the chokiest team in history going to OT in a do or die game.

[RD2191]

fukin needed a boise state type play there

[DPG21920]

Calling it now, Dallas will cause a TO.

[01Snake]

If Orton gets the W for Dallas, he ought to be able to done Romo's wife.

[BRHornet45]

lol at that weak ass pass attempt.

still better than what Romo would have done.

at least Orton is giving them a chance to win. Romo wouldn't have even been throwing for a 2 point conversion because he would have turned the ball over on the touchdown pass.

[jeebus]

lol at that weak ass pass attempt.
imo the last time FNC threw a missile, Witten spazzed out and let it get intercepted

[jeebus]

:lol

[jeebus]

Fat Nic Cage time imo

[DAF86]

The fuck is that? :lol

[Chris]

Yes!

[DPG21920]

Orton get in dem guts girl.

[Bill_Brasky]

He's gonna get a chance. FNC has a fuckin chance.

[resistanze]

:lol Every Saints fans hoping for the comeback and the subsequent bye next week

[Floyd Pacquiao]

holy shit the cowboys can win with a field goal... wow

[BRHornet45]

absolute best case scenario for Dallas right there.

well... other than a turnover.

[Creepn]

Eagles needed a black qb on det play lol.

[DPG21920]

Orton gonna buy me gas!

[RD2191]

I swear if the Orton throws an interception I'm gonna off myself.

[DPG21920]

He's gonna get a chance. FNC has a fuckin chance.

:lmao

[DPG21920]

Cowboys needed a black qb on det play lol.

Wut?

[Darth_Pelican]

Orton is about to show Romo how it's done

[Robz4000]

FNC about to tap dat ass tbh.

[DPG21920]

JG with the rare don't panic keep a timeout in my pocket goods.

[Clipper Nation]

FNC 'bout to show Romo how it's done in the clutch, tbh....

[Pelicans78]

:lol Every Saints fans hoping for the comeback and the subsequent bye next week

Nah, this Dallas team is better than the 7-9 Seahawks who beat the Saints in 2010. The Saints secondary is in shambles right now.

[Creepn]

Wut?

Meant Eagles.

[RD2191]

JG with the rare don't panic keep a timeout in my pocket goods.
:lol

[Robz4000]

I swear if the Orton throws an interception I'm gonna off myself.

Said the same thing when they played Denver. Go through with it this time imo.

[spurraider21]

FNC time

[DPG21920]

First play INT

[jeebus]

:lmao there it is!

[RD2191]

Said the same thing when they played Denver. Go through with it this time imo.
Nope.

[resistanze]

:lmao

[spurraider21]

:lmao romo

[DAF86]

If the Eagles lose this the coaching staff should get the heat... nevermind. :lmao

[01Snake]

Romoesque

[Pelicans78]

Orton pulled a Romo.

[MeloHype]

Wtf

[Floyd Pacquiao]

lmao

[Creepn]

Lol game would've ended the same way had Romo played tonight.

[Darth_Pelican]

I swear if the Orton throws an interception I'm gonna off myself.

RIP

:lmao

[Chris]

Time to go get drunk :lol

[RD2191]

:lmao:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

Who let Romo back on the field in FNC's jersey? :lmao

[jeebus]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao

[Brunodf]

:rollin

[resistanze]

Jerry Jones almost having a heart attack :lol

[01Snake]

We need a GIF of Jerry

[HarlemHeat37]

Why did Jerry sign Orton as the backup, tbh?:lol..

I watched this nigga play for the Broncos enough to know that he has the same mental weakness as Romo, but with less talent and minimal mobility:lol..

At least sign a backup with a different reputation than Romo..

[BRHornet45]

wow ...

I honestly feel bad for Cowboys fans. you guys are just fucked no matter what.

[chunticakes]

I swear if the Orton throws an interception I'm gonna off myself.

duuuuuuude.

[RD2191]

:downspin:

[Bill_Brasky]

Orton is about to show Romo how it's done

He sure did, Darth. He sure did.

[DPG21920]

At least there was no drama. Anyone see that kid take his shirt off/over his head in Jerry's box :lol

[01Snake]

RIP

:lmao

HAHAHA

[HarlemHeat37]

Kyle Orton has the same choker gene as Romo, tbh:lol..

He did it in Denver all the time..he looked good until he reached the Red Zone and until there was a clutch moment..

[jeebus]

Romo's mere presence of even being on the team payroll ruins the Cowboys :lmao

[HarlemHeat37]

I told y'all niggas, tbh..

Any long-time Broncos fan knew that was coming, Orton is one of the biggest chokers in NFL history..

He's Romo minus any talent and mobility..

Orton in Denver was one of the biggest stat-padders in the league, and he would choke the moment there was any sign of pressure against him, tbh..

[DPG21920]

Nick Foles ended the Cowboys and Vicks career - good season for him tbh..

[jeebus]

Jerry Jones almost having a heart attack :lol
tbh that would be even better than a superbowl win for cowboyfan

[01Snake]

Well, it appears our fears have been confirmed. Romoitus is not only real, but it's also contagious.

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao Dallas, this division was terrible and you still managed to choke it.

[bigzak25]

Ahhhhh yes.

[Chris]

Dez is devastated

[RD2191]

It don't matter tbh, not like this team was going to make the SB anyways. Fire the entire coaching staff.

[BRHornet45]

Orton just filled in for Romo is all. he did a damn good job.

[Robz4000]

:lmao Cowboys

[HI-FI]

man I feel bad for Cowboys fans. they're like the Detroit Lions on steroids. Ultimately it's on Jerrah, guy is a terrible GM.

[DAF86]

Nick Foles ended the Cowboys and Vicks career - good season for him tbh..

Vick is gonna win Super Bowl MVP. :hat

[Clipper Nation]

Fire the entire coaching staff.
:lol Jerruh will just find new losers to replace these losers with, tbh....

[DPG21920]

This was the best thing for Cowboy fans tbh..

1) Romo is clearly the QB of the team and it would have been a press nightmare had Orton led them to the playoffs. God forbid he actually won a game :lol

2) Hopefully this leads to JG getting let go (doubtful, but possible). If that is the case, it should be a cause for celebration. Cowboys would have been stomped by The Saints anyways.

[jeebus]

my nigga Kyle Orton needs to get wasted tonight tbh

[spurraider21]

:lol Jerruh will just find new losers to replace these losers with, tbh....
he'll hire Norv Turner as head coach tbh :lol

[hehateme]

FNC just doing what he does best...bombing big time just like SNC does at the movies.

[fevertrees]

http://i39.tinypic.com/24y2sqs.jpg

[jeebus]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/830548450.gif

[01Snake]

I won't be surprised if we see Jerry take over the coaching job next year. Hell, he claims he's done a fantastic job as GM.

[DPG21920]

Ahhhhh yes.

:lol Your team is in way worse shape. Although at least you have a great draft pick to console you in this losing season.

[BRHornet45]

Jesus just hates the Cowboys plain and simple. if Cowboys fans want to get mad at someone, get angry at God.

[BRHornet45]

http://d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net/photos/large/830548450.gif

lol at dude taking his shirt off

[Clipper Nation]

he'll hire Norv Turner as head coach tbh :lol
Marty is still available :lol

[spurraider21]

Marty is still available :lol
Lane Kiffin offensive coordinator

[jeebus]

lol at dude taking his shirt off

:lol Jerry seeing that and is on his way to go tweak some nipples.

[DPG21920]

:lol Jerry seeing that and is on his way to go tweak some nipples.

He's going to have that kid murdered I bet.

[resistanze]

Nah, this Dallas team is better than the 7-9 Seahawks who beat the Saints in 2010. The Saints secondary is in shambles right now.

That Dallas D is exponentially worse than NO's. And offense as well. :lol

At least the Eagles should make your D work a little bit.

[lefty]

@joe_sheehan 11:21 PM
#Cowboys lost eight games. In five, they led in the fourth quarter, including awful losses to DET and GB. That's the season.

[HI-FI]

I can't wait for the Jerrah Jones press conference. it's the best post-Christmas gift.

[jeebus]

@joe_sheehan 11:21 PM
#Cowboys lost eight games. In five, they led in the fourth quarter, including awful losses to DET and GB. That's the season.

tbh this should've been a mop up game for FNC but Homo Romo wet the bed in the close games.

[Floyd Pacquiao]

lol orton. romo would have led the team down the field for the win, tbh. just like last week imo.

[JohnnyMax]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Official%20Game%20Thread/ortonjack.gif

[irishock]

Dirk Nowitzki ‏@swish41 (https://twitter.com/swish41)29s (https://twitter.com/swish41/status/417513411971256320)
I feel bad for Orton. He played well and gave them a chance. Sports can be cruel sometimes

[DeadlyDynasty]

Just landed in MIA...looks like i missed another cowboys classic. Was there a crippling TO at end as usual?

[Bill_Brasky]

^cowboys had the ball down 2 with 2 to play, FNC delivers a pick on the first play.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lolgroundhog day

[Arcadian]

You guys are like an indigenous tribal community that just discovered outside life for the first time. :lol It's generally not good forum etiquette to aggressively question new people as to who they are and why they are here. Hint: because it's the internet and literally anyone can be anywhere at any time on the web. And yes, you will encounter dissenting opinions and people of different stripes. (It's actually pretty amazing that I'm apparently one of two Steeler fans here, but whatever, I'll roll with the punches.)

It's OK, I get it. Everyone on this forum has some kind of reputation to defend. You have to look good, and you have to make new people look bad, or you look bad. Faggy as hell, but it's the Spurstalk culture, I know.

But I do stick around because it's fun in a cheap kind of way, like a theme park. Whenever you post on a forum, you should not take yourself too seriously and realize that you are nothing more than an attraction in a digital theme park.

Now get out of my office.

[TampaDude]

Just landed in MIA...looks like i missed another cowboys classic. Was there a crippling TO at end as usual?

Yes, of course. Orton channeled his inner Romo and snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.

[jeebus]

Good night, sweet prince :cry


http://i.imgur.com/qARucrq.jpg

[Floyd Pacquiao]

watch garrett throw it 40times tonight while murry is averaging 7yds a carry
Damn i was close, he actually attempted 46 passes tonight.

[BRHornet45]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Official%20Game%20Thread/ortonjack.gif

lol

[leemajors]

5-1 vs soft NFC East, 3-7 otherwise :lol

[blah blah blah]

I told y'all niggas, tbh..

Any long-time Broncos fan knew that was coming, Orton is one of the biggest chokers in NFL history..

He's Romo minus any talent and mobility..

Orton in Denver was one of the biggest stat-padders in the league, and he would choke the moment there was any sign of pressure against him, tbh..

you didn't tell us anything

:lmao you just said the Cowboys were 'destined to win the game' the previous page.

[HarlemHeat37]

^^
???..