More Cucking and Kool PM's

[Koolaid_Man]

I just thought we needed our own thread...


more to come later :lol














is that avi better? lol...you....you know you excite me...I just can't get over the ballet dance...and you're Bi...and I can never meet you...shit just ain't fair...:lol

You didn't have to change your avatar for me. The other one didn't bother me or anything, I just mentioned it probably wouldn't last long.

And I don't know why the bi thing should factor in. Even if meeting was a possibility, there's no reason to assume I'd bring any of my bendy dancer friends along. It's not as if threesomes are something I do a lot just because I'm bi.

I know...but maybe a x-mas present you'd consider it.. - just kidding...but .are you friends petite or avg size? does it make a difference in the sex...and what's your preference tribbing or playing with dildo's or both

[Koolaid_Man]

[QUOTE=CuckingFunt][QUOTE=Koolaid_Man]I've never seen u use bad language...but that works for me...

I do so all the time. I even used the word **** several times in PMs with you just last night.


it would be nice if you'd go in my thread and thank me ;-)

[Koolaid_Man]

I know...but maybe a x-mas present you'd consider it.. - just kidding...but .are you friends petite or avg size? does it make a difference in the sex...and what's your preference tribbing or playing with dildo's or both

My friends? It's not like I have a stable of girls I play with. For the most part, I sleep with women when I'm dating one and I don't when I'm not. As for their size, it depends on who I'm dating. I'm generally attracted to other tall girls, and while I have dated a few women with a bit of extra padding I haven't thus far dated any women who weren't fit. But I've dated and slept with women who fit a pretty big range of descriptions. I'm attracted to people for reasons other than just their looks.

As for your last question, there are a lot of things women can do together besides just tribbing and playing with dildos. Neither of those are necessarily my preference, but I've enjoyed them both.

ok..I think tribbing is the best...once you go done on her there's not much else besides tribbing and ass play...tribbing is the hottest thing ever to me...but yes 'm sure the personality is a big part of the attraction..but "for the most part" one has to look good before you want to get to know them...because the physical attraction in most (not all) cases is the initial driver...am I right?

[Spur-Addict]

:sleep

[Koolaid_Man]

well I was wondering from a woman being in pain and wanting bondage...I've never done that...I was thinking a clit clamp or something..or nipple electrocution...I could really get creative with you

I'd be worried about a clit clamp getting stuck on my piercings. I've played with a velvet wand before, though. It's fun. But, yeah, all that stuff feels good if done right.

I can only imagine...but do your parents know you're bi and if so what was their reaction....

[Koolaid_Man]

more to come later




ok..I will continue to be patient...who knows I may even get to see some real goodies :lmao

Some people may have seen a hell of a lot more than my tits in a tank top.

maybe I can be a judge...send me that Jodi Arias shot bending over from behind

[Bill_Brasky]

I truly pity your life.

[Clipper Nation]

This is pathetic, even for Capri :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I truly pity your life.

Of course u do

[Koolaid_Man]

More to cum later

[AchillesHeel]

Kool sounds like one of them pedos on "To catch a predator"

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/2/7/14/enhanced-buzz-28175-1297107337-13.jpg

[Reck]

"it would be nice if you'd go in my thread and thank me ;-)"

Does the begging ever stop with Kool?

You're being truely pathetic. So you got rebuffed by a female. Pick yourself up and move on ya pathetic freak.

Maybe try picking up women in the real world instead of trying to play mac daddy on the internet.

[NFO]

Maybe try picking up women in the real world instead of trying to play mac daddy on the internet.

Dude couldn't even pick up a woman in the real world, hence him spitting horrible game on what he thinks is a tranny.

[Buddy Mignon]

Keep em coming, Kool. I enjoy seeing these clowns trying to defend this dike.:lmao

[Reck]

Keep em coming, Kool. I enjoy seeing these clowns trying to defend this dike.:lmao

Says the guy who's in love with a cartoon.

Hunk of beef umm. :lmao

[Buddy Mignon]

I have this motto when it comes to women...

"A woman will never talk about sex with a man she wouldn't fuck."

- Luva

[Rogue]

CF is truly a magnificent woman tbh with her distinctive charisma, her intellects and kindness, and even with half-decent look she would still be one of the women who you'd instantly fall in love with. And she ain't no prude who would freak the fuck out when some pervert approaches her in such a prurient manner. But imho, calling her a "man" or "tranny" isn't the best way to show your affection to the woman that you're intrigued by tbh.

[Koolaid_Man]

I have this motto when it comes to women...

"A woman will never talk about sex with a man she wouldn't fuck."

- Luva




ok..I think tribbing is the best...once you go done on her there's not much else besides tribbing and ass play...tribbing is the hottest thing ever to me...

Well you think it's the best, but you can't really know that can you? It can feel good, but I wouldn't miss it if I never did it again, which isn't the case for most other things I can do with a woman. And it's a very heterosexual point of view to think that oral always has to be building up to something else. If me and the girl I'm with can both get each other off well with just oral in addition to all the standard kissing and fingering, that's all you really need.


but yes 'm sure the personality is a big part of the attraction..but "for the most part" one has to look good before you want to get to know them...because the physical attraction in most (not all) cases is the initial driver...am I right?

Well, of course. A good personality can make someone more attractive than they would be otherwise, but there still has to be a physical attraction there. Physical attraction isn't enough all on its own, though. Not since I was a lot younger, at least, and not often even then.

fingering and kissing seems boring..I know you want to climax but what about anal licking...there has to be something in there that's a tad bit jucier than standard fingering and kissing?

[Koolaid_Man]

passionate kissing is so hot....I can agree with that...I love when a woman licks my ears it sends me into another world...tell me about your bondage and pain options....

Tell you about them? I'm pretty sure you're familiar with the general concepts. But I'm down for being tied up or spanked or even a bit more every now and then. I don't like to pretend I'm a slave or be called names or anything like that, though. I like the feeling of it more than the role playing.

well I was wondering from a woman being in pain and wanting bondage...I've never done that...I was thinking a clit clamp or something..or nipple electrocution...I could really get creative with you

[Koolaid_Man]

this bitch was into this shit...she acting like she didn't know me or didn't want it...she posting all that shit like after she got mad at me :lol

[Reck]

You've yet to post something worth reading.

That's common talk you would hear in conversations among a group of people.

Weak.

[Buddy Mignon]

this bitch was into this shit...she acting like she didn't know me or didn't want it...she posting all that shit like after she got mad at me :lol

Did you ever get around to getting naked pics?

[Koolaid_Man]

You've yet to post something worth reading.

That's common talk you would hear in conversations among a group of people.

Weak.

she said these conversations never happened did she not?

[Koolaid_Man]

Did you ever get around to getting naked pics?

she got mad at me before I could get them....she got mad I was only hitting her up every couple weeks and said I was being insincere...more coming

[Koolaid_Man]

fingering and kissing seems boring..I know you want to climax but what about anal licking...there has to be something in there that's a tad bit jucier than standard fingering and kissing?

Fingering, oral, and kissing feels good though. And if it's boring, it's only because boring people are involved. It really is the bulk of what I do with other girls. Toys can be fun, but they're hardly necessary. And if either of us want to spice things up, there's always the option of a little bit of bondage or pain. But generally, when women like other women it's because we like eating pussy, not necessarily because we want to recreate or mimic the experience of being with a man.

passionate kissing is so hot....I can agree with that...I love when a woman licks my ears it sends me into another world...tell me about your bondage and pain options....

[Buddy Mignon]

she got mad at me before I could get them....she got mad I was only hitting her up every couple weeks and said I was being insincere...more coming

That's typical female shit. You could have fucked, homie.

[Koolaid_Man]

I can only imagine...but do your parents know you're bi and if so what was their reaction....

They know. They don't care. Most of my family, at least from my parents' generation on down, is extremely liberal and I've got a lot of openly gay family on both sides. I never even really came out as bisexual -- meaning I didn't sit them down for a talk or anything -- just started talking about the girl I was dating one day, back when I was 18 or so, and everyone just accepted it. Don't think it was much of a surprise.

we're you a tom boy of sorts? seems you've been curious for awhile

[Koolaid_Man]

That's typical female shit. You could have fucked, homie.

I know

[Koolaid_Man]

we're you a tom boy of sorts? seems you've been curious for awhile

I'm not a tomboy, but I'm also not necessarily a girly girl. I don't know if my family assumed that I liked girls so much as they assumed that I wasn't destined for a typical straight lifestyle.

thanks for answering my questions this evening....just working to get to know you...thank you for engaging me...you're a doll...xoxoxoxo

[Koolaid_Man]

thanks for answering my questions this evening....just working to get to know you...thank you for engaging me...you're a doll...xoxoxoxo

No problem.

I was reading my thread...is it true everyone has seen your tits except me?

[DJR210]

:lmao For someone who supposedly pulls in real life, you sure spend a lot of time stalking women online. Kill yourself already.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao For someone who supposedly pulls in real life, you sure spend a lot of time stalking women online. Kill yourself already.

I have 3 dates lined up this week....different women too :hat

[Koolaid_Man]

I was reading my thread...is it true everyone has seen your tits except me?

A lot of people who were active on the boards back then have seen them. Not bare, or anything, but I posted a picture in a thread that no longer exists.

ok..I will continue to be patient...who knows I may even get to see some real goodies :lmao

[CuckingFunt]

she said these conversations never happened did she not?

She did not.

I said that you and I weren't friends, that you were never given any special or unique insight into who I am, and that the string of PMs where you decided we should "e-fuck" were uninvited, all of which is true.

The PMs you're posting now are, I believe, among the first we ever exchanged. They were all initiated by you. They pre-date my discovery of just how whiny and annoying you could be. And, most importantly, they don't include any information that I haven't already shared openly on the boards before.

[Koolaid_Man]

She did not.

I said that you and I weren't friends, that you were never given any special or unique insight into who I am, and that the string of PMs where you decided we should "e-fuck" were uninvited, all of which is true.

The PMs you're posting now are, I believe, among the first we ever exchanged. They were all initiated by you. They pre-date my discovery of just how whiny and annoying you could be. And, most importantly, they don't include any information that I haven't already shared openly on the boards before.

just sit back and enjoy baby girl

[Koolaid_Man]

for real...you've shown some snatch shots to a chosen few? how do I get on the list...hope I'm getting there

:lol

IF I've shown snatch shots to people, they would have likely been people I knew well enough to trust that this wasn't all a bunch of trolling and that those pictures wouldn't be shown around to anyone else.

naaah I'm not like that...not trolling...1.) I don't kiss and tell....and 2.) the minute I do and the work I'm putting in to get to know you stops...so no I'd like to think I'm not wasting my time developing our efriendship. But now I'm jealous...what bloke has the attention of cucking to such a degree...lol

[DJR210]

I have 3 dates lined up this week....different women too :hat

Don't lie fool. Switch up your gimmick and instead spit nothing but truth for the new year.

[CuckingFunt]

Even at their most titillating, all of the PMs you're posting still amount to nothing more than you asking for shit you never got and me talking about having sex with people who aren't you.

[Koolaid_Man]

I posted this in the other thread but it should be here...




so elaborate...I'm willing to learn obviously...Dr Radkhrisnian says: "When we think we know we cease to learn" so tell me and (despite my silliness in the Club forum) what would it take for me to put you at ease and possibly even turn you on

Putting me at ease would probably take more conversation. And not just asking me questions about the girls I fuck. Maybe open up about yourself, as well. I'm open to talking, but PMs often seem to end with you asking for a progress report, which makes it feel like just talking to me isn't the end goal. Uncertain motives get in the way of putting me at ease.

And turning me on definitely shouldn't involve me telling you what you can do to turn me on. Talk to me however you want, as nice or as nasty as you please, I can handle it. If it turns me off, I'll let you know. If it turns me on, I'll let you know that, as well. If I don't say anything one way or the other, assume it hasn't done either yet.


you don't but thought you wouldn't mind getting another perspective

Pretty sure I already know what grade I'd get.

So I've been reserved because the impetus has largely been on me to "break the ice" but I will open up more as well...and don't flatter yourself you might pass on a curve...:lol....ok who am I kidding

[marini martini]

Clit clamp? Nipple electrocution? Anal licking? WTF???

IMO you watch too much porn. I hope you get a real sex partner soon, just don't bring out the nipple electrocution apparatus or clit clamp out on the first date. I hope whomever he/she is, will love licking um, your ears! :lmao

[DJR210]

Clit clamp? Nipple electrocution? Anal licking? WTF???

IMO you watch too much porn. I hope you get a real sex partner soon, just don't bring out the nipple electrocution apparatus or clit clamp out on the first date. I hope whomever he/she is, will love licking um, your ears! :lmao

:lol

A whole lot of fapping going on for Kool. Supposed playboy who types up elaborate XXX fantasies to random women on a Spurs message board. SMH.

[Koolaid_Man]

I was thinking bout you today and our last convo...what's been up with you...

Not too much. I was really busy this week at work, then this guy I've been sort of seeing took me out to dinner tonight...but I came home right after. I'm exhausted!

nice...when you get a minute to decompress then holla at me...I'd like to talk about establishing a more personal online strictly platonic relationship to start out. If you're not ok with that we can take it slower...but if nothing else I want you on my team. In other words I want you to be down with me and unashamed to say so...but we can work on that...

Haha, well you're an interesting dude, but you have to admit you've been doing some trolling!

To be honest I don't know how much I'll be around. I was posting a lot during the playoffs, because I don't live in Dallas anymore and there weren't too many Mavs fans around to talk to! Life seems to be simpler the less internet I use. Plus, I have not been well received by female posters here in the past...

ok some...but I like to call it shit talking not trolling...:lol...you getting serious with that dude...is that why you're iffy on your future presence on this site...I bet you're hot too Adrienne...listen it's no secret I'm into white girls...but I don't want to scare you away with my voracious talk...:lol just fyi - I could be worth staying around for...I will say this...if nothing else I've been looking for a Bonnie to my Clyde...we could be good together Adrienne...on this site we would rule as a couple...:lol

Couple? Slow your roll, dude.:lol (Kidding). I'm not sure about this guy, it hasn't gone very far. I like him/am attracted to him, but I'm not so sure about any kind of spark/fire/whatever you want to call it.

P.S. I'm actually part Mexican. My grandmother is from Mexico (making my mom half, me 1/4).

[DJR210]

Clit Clamp :lol I think you could use a zip tie and save some money.

That would be some clit.

[Koolaid_Man]

^ oh shit..I didn't mean to post that one....

[Buddy Mignon]

^ oh shit..I didn't mean to post that one....

:toast

[CuckingFunt]

:lol Adrienne hasn't posted here in years.

[Flawless]

The fuck? Who in the right mind would spend their time trying to pick up women online :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

where is DPG...


Dont pay him his money. He would have no problem not paying you just cuz your a lakers fan. These guys have no respect.

[DJR210]

The fuck? Who in the right mind would spend their time trying to pick up women online :lol

Apparently that's all Cedric does outside of post lame Duncan is gay threads.

[Koolaid_Man]

The fuck? Who in the right mind would spend their time trying to pick up women online :lol

just because I'm talking bball with you clowns 24/7 doesn't mean I'm not always trying to creep upon some pussy

[Flawless]

just because I'm talking bball with you clowns 24/7 doesn't mean I'm not always trying to creep upon some pussy
:lmao So your telling me you have no complete life outside of this website.

[Koolaid_Man]

In my haste to copypasta I accidentally shared a moment me and Addy shared...won't happen again..she's a real sweethart...

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao So your telling me you have no complete life outside of this website.

Yes of course....:hat...but I'm actually on vacation right now....of course I'm not in the streets every night...but I'm fucking with mature women..now I have some young girls...but those young girls don't know how to give a proper blow job....I just came back from vacation...you guys just think I'm here all the time...the reality is I'm not

[Koolaid_Man]

I thought funt was a man?

I thought she was a woman

[DJR210]

just because I'm talking bball with you clowns 24/7 doesn't mean I'm not always trying to creep upon some pussy

If you are serious about getting some online ass, don't you think responding to personal ads would be the more logical option?

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol Adrienne hasn't posted here in years.

she would have loved me...but I made it clear I was a playa...so she moved on..she was a one man woman....I totally understood...she was a doll

[Flawless]

Yes of course....:hat...but I'm actually on vacation right now....of course I'm not in the streets every night...but I'm fucking with mature women..now I have some young girls...but those young girls don't know how to give a proper blow job....I just came back from vacation...you guys just think I'm here all the time...the reality is I'm not
You talk a big show, yet you fail to provide evidence. Typical Kool..

[Koolaid_Man]

If you are serious about getting some online ass, don't you think responding to personal ads would be the more logical option?

I don't have to..I just thought since I was here talk Kobe and shitting on Spur fan..might as well peep out the honies on the site...nothing is more of an insult that holloring at your women..while I'm bashing your team that's how I see it...but I did like Adrienne...she was a doll

[Buddy Mignon]

The fuck? Who in the right mind would spend their time trying to pick up women online :lol

You are either married, or gay. Or both.

[Koolaid_Man]

Ok I have one more question for you Kool then I'm out. What kind of drugs do you do or on? I'm thinking coke or meth. You're not a stoner. You're not drunk. maybe X?

I take care of my body...that's it and that's all did Bi work out not long ago

[Flawless]

You are wither married, or gay. Or both.
Either* and your wrong on both.

[DJR210]

Either* and your wrong on both.


You are wither married, or gay. Or both.

:lol Being married is even more reason to try and get some online ass tbh.

[Koolaid_Man]

You are wither married, or gay. Or both.

My game extends beyond the PC....just left Chi-town not long ago and you best beleive I fucked the woman working the bar..she just text me tbh...I put that on my grandma resting in peace...where I go or whatever I do...I'm just a hound...nothing more nothing less...Trill will tell you..he knows I'd fuck his girl if given the chance... jk...and Lebomb would never leave his girl around me...but I wouldnt do that shit really :lol

[CuckingFunt]

...but I'm actually on vacation right now....

And THIS is how you're spending it?

And you think you're bragging right now?

[DMC]

I have this motto when it comes to women...

"A woman will never talk about sex with a man she wouldn't fuck."

- Luva

You've never had a conversation about sex with a woman then?

I thought your motto was "If my brother rapes her, it's her fault and she deserves the facial mutilation and subsequent beheading"

[Buddy Mignon]

:lol Being married is even more reason to try and get some online ass tbh.


Judging by all the married women I've banged, I'd agree. But the OP must think chasing tail online is lame.

[DJR210]

Ok I have one more question for you Kool then I'm out. What kind of drugs do you do or on? I'm thinking coke or meth. You're not a stoner. You're not drunk. maybe X? ICE?

With the stories this guy dreams up it has to be psychedelics. Acid, shrooms, peyote..

[DMC]

Judging by all the married women I've banged, I'd agree. But the OP must think chasing tail online is lame.
Cedric is the OP.

[Koolaid_Man]

Cucking baby...I had fun....if you want to start over and forget about all this just PM me :lol I will give you your womanhood status...but don't act like you didn't want to fuck me...you just got upset I wasn't being serious...no need to be that way..like I told Adrienne all I needed was time to change..you were impatient...I could have changed your life....but we can still be friends..I'm not a nigga to hold grudges...I gots nothing but respect for ya baby girl... ;-)

these young boys on this site lapping it up but they don't know better...if anything they should be given me a medal worth more than Duncan's bronze medal...he got cucked and none of them laughed...but they think this silly shit is funny... :hat

[Flawless]

Judging by all the married women I've banged, I'd agree. But the OP must think chasing tail online is lame.
Kinda is, in my opinion. I prefer to meet women in person tbh.

[Buddy Mignon]

Cedric is the OP.

Are you married, DMC?

[Koolaid_Man]

Cedric is the OP.

I thought you were through with me

[DJR210]

Judging by all the married women I've banged, I'd agree. But the OP must think chasing tail online is lame.

Definitely not lame, but typing up sex novel quality fantasies and responding to personals are two different things.

[Buddy Mignon]

Kinda is, in my opinion. I prefer to meet women in person tbh.

I'm old school too, but online pussy chasing is an entirely different beast.

[Koolaid_Man]

Are you married, DMC?

He's divorced now...wife left him for another dude...it's well reported on..it may be why he's always so frustrated and angry at everyone

[DJR210]

And THIS is how you're spending it?

And you think you're bragging right now?

:lmao

[DMC]

Part of me believes that the “good genetic material” was really the good in short supply, in 7th & 8th grade. The hot kids would all fuck and get fucked up on booze and fuck and fuck and fuck. They’d fuck out of their bodies. They weren’t in control. Their bodies were giving them all the same signals that my body was giving me, but they had an outlet and by God they used it. I would have, too, but my genetic material was assessed as low grade.

[Reck]

And, most importantly, they don't include any information that I haven't already shared openly on the boards before.

These are my thoughts too.

That conversation really didn't seem like something so unique that only two persons should know of it. You read shit like this here all the time.

[Buddy Mignon]

Definitely not lame, but typing up sex novel quality fantasies and responding to personals are two different things.

Kool was just sexting, lil homie. I bet Tony Parker's messages to Brent Barry's wife were much more novelistic than what Kool was queing up.

[Koolaid_Man]

And THIS is how you're spending it?

And you think you're bragging right now?

actually I'm on RR...would you like me to PM you my pics from a couple weeks back when I was on vacation for real? I got other shit planned for other days....you could have been apart of it had you been patient

[DJR210]

Kool was just sexting, lil homie. I bet Tony Parker's messages to Brent Barry's wife were much more novelistic than what Kool was queing up.

Uhhhh....Tony's texts were actually going to a woman he knew personally.

[Fillmoe]

this dyke bitch aint gonna give you no pussy breh.... you better off just rubbing one out to gay porn

[Buddy Mignon]

My game extends beyond the PC....just left Chi-town not long ago and you best beleive I fucked the woman working the bar..she just text me tbh...I put that on my grandma resting in peace...where I go or whatever I do...I'm just a hound...nothing more nothing less...Trill will tell you..he knows I'd fuck his girl if given the chance... jk...and Lebomb would never leave his girl around me...but I wouldnt do that shit really :lol

I'm talking to the other poster.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool was just sexting, lil homie. I bet Tony Parker's messages to Brent Barry's wife were much more novelistic than what Kool was queing up.

I was having fun...while niggas was in the NBA forum bullshitting with each other I found better things to do while watching the game...they call me gay for talking to a chic while they're fighting with each other over stats :lol

[DMC]

actually I'm on RR...would you like me to PM you my pics from a couple weeks back when I was on vacation for real? I got other shit planned for other days....you could have been apart of it had you been patient

She is "apart" of it, probably wants to stay that way.

[Buddy Mignon]

this dyke bitch aint gonna give you no pussy breh.... you better off just rubbing one out to gay porn

Yes she would have.

[Flawless]

I'm old school too, but online pussy chasing is an entirely different beast.
Eh, the only reason I don't like online dating is that you never know what your getting into. I personally just prefer to meet up with her. It's gives you a better idea of who she really is.

[Koolaid_Man]

Uhhhh....Tony's texts were actually going to a woman he knew personally.

it's a game bro....you should be copying my shit....that shit will work on straight woman

[DMC]

Yes she would have.

lol shielding becums you.

[Buddy Mignon]

I was having fun...while niggas was in the NBA forum bullshitting with each other I found better things to do while watching the game...they call me gay for talking to a chic while they're fighting with each other over stats :lol

And calling in on a group line talking about us...:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

She is "apart" of it, probably wants to stay that way.

we're not talking until you apologize

[Reck]

naaah I'm not like that...not trolling...1.) I don't kiss and tell....and 2.) the minute I do and the work I'm putting in to get to know you stops...so no I'd like to think I'm not wasting my time developing our efriendship. But now I'm jealous...what bloke has the attention of cucking to such a degree...lol

Real smooth kool. :lmao

Instead of making Funt look bad (which was your intention) you're only making yourself look even more the fool. Just stop it.

[Koolaid_Man]

And calling in on a group line talking about us...:lmao

:lmao

[DMC]

it's a game bro....you should be copying my shit....that shit will work on straight woman

No slick, if you want to get away from your sticky keyboard and go where you've never gone before, shitcan that faggot sig you have and get this:

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/cocaine/images/archive/cocaine6.jpg

That with a fat roll will get you more pussy than any words ever made, and you don't even have to talk.

[Koolaid_Man]

Calling in on a group line wanting to fight and shit..while I'm talking to HO's

[CuckingFunt]

Cucking baby...I had fun....if you want to start over and forget about all this just PM me :lol I will give you your womanhood status...but don't act like you didn't want to fuck me...you just got upset I wasn't being serious...no need to be that way..like I told Adrienne all I needed was time to change..you were impatient...I could have changed your life....but we can still be friends..I'm not a nigga to hold grudges...I gots nothing but respect for ya baby girl... ;-)

these young boys on this site lapping it up but they don't know better...if anything they should be given me a medal worth more than Duncan's bronze medal...he got cucked and none of them laughed...but they think this silly shit is funny... :hat

So.... does this mean I'm a woman again?

Or should I be congratulating you for finally coming out?

[DJR210]

I was having fun...while niggas was in the NBA forum bullshitting with each other I found better things to do while watching the game...they call me gay for talking to a chic while they're fighting with each other over stats :lol

:lol You can sit here and try and disguise this as you "just trying to get some pussy", but people who actually get ass IRL (especially at the rate you claim) would not devote this much time and effort into stalking women online. You are truly desperate, and it shows in this so called "game" you run.

[Koolaid_Man]

Real smooth kool. :lmao

Instead of making Funt look bad (which was your intention) you're only making yourself look even more the fool. Just stop it.

take notes..she's a dike....technically I did everything right...she just fell apart at me not be serious enough with her...she thought I was crass but stayed long enough to engage in sex talk

[Buddy Mignon]

Calling in on a group line wanting to fight and shit..while I'm talking to HO's

Well... the jury is still out on Funt.

[Koolaid_Man]

:lol You can sit here and try and disguise this as you "just trying to get some pussy", but people who actually get ass IRL (especially at the rate you claim) would not devote this much time and effort into stalking women online. You are truly desperate, and it shows in this so called "game" you run.

I wont try to change your mind bro....but I got my shit already set up for this week...you do what you do...

[DMC]

Are you married, DMC?

You trying to double date with Kool?

[Koolaid_Man]

Well... the jury is still out on Funt.

I hope for heaven's sake she's a woman :lol

[Clipper Nation]

I was having fun...while niggas was in the NBA forum bullshitting with each other I found better things to do while watching the game...they call me gay for talking to a chic while they're fighting with each other over stats :lol

This is your most laughable spin attempt yet, tbh.....

:lmao Thinking that begging women to sleep with you over the Internet and getting rejected is somehow less pathetic/loserish than discussing basketball on a basketball site

[Koolaid_Man]

You trying to double date with Kool?

you're married to that Big Mac huh?

[DMC]

I wont try to change your mind bro....but I got my shit already set up for this week...you do what you do...

So how did you end up working with your pops?

[Koolaid_Man]

This is your most laughable spin attempt yet, tbh.....

:lmao Thinking that begging women to sleep with you over the Internet and getting rejected is somehow less pathetic/loserish than discussing basketball on a basketball site

what you don't understand is I didn't get rejected...you're the one being trolled..Cucking and I we'll keep that to ourselves...she knows the truth...despite trying to lash out in public...only real playas can see through it....and only real playas have rings... so no you're not one

[DMC]

you're married to that Big Mac huh?

If you Ced so.

[Buddy Mignon]

You trying to double date with Kool?


There are nothing but dogs on this site. Kool can have em all.:lol

[DJR210]

it's a game bro....you should be copying my shit....that shit will work on straight woman

I wouldn't be saying a word about anything you said, even as creepy as some of it was, if it was sent to a woman you knew in person. The fact that you pull this shit with ANYONE that claims to be female on ST says a lot. I'm sure you tried to pull this shit with Sancha, and she's an obvious troll account.

[Clipper Nation]

what you don't understand is I didn't get rejected...you're the one being trolled..Cucking and I we'll keep that to ourselves...she knows the truth...despite trying to lash out in public...only real playas can see through it....and only real playas have rings... so no you're not one

Boiled down:::

Begged
Rejected
Ethered

[Koolaid_Man]

So how did you end up working with your pops?

why don't you ask the Halliburton bosses..I dare you to go ask them if you think it's me..I'm issuing a challenge to your retard ass..I would really like to see this play out...you think I'm spinning huh...please make an ass of yourself...I'd put up big money and have Kori Ellis moderate to see this epic failure....

Cedric Williams :hat

[NFO]

it's a game bro....you should be copying my shit....that shit will work on straight woman

By copying you do you mean copying the shit you copied & pasted?

[DMC]

what you don't understand is I didn't get rejected...you're the one being trolled..Cucking and I we'll keep that to ourselves...she knows the truth...despite trying to lash out in public...only real playas can see through it....and only real playas have rings... so no you're not one

You don't troll by telling people they are being trolled. Even an inception grade troll doesn't go that far because you have to know your audience and whether or not they would ever get it. If you portray yourself as an idiot, you're an idiot, even if you otherwise aren't. You cannot stay in a shit filled ditch and claim to be clean IRL. After a while, you're just another piece of shit in that ditch, especially if your life revolves around that ditch.

[Koolaid_Man]

There are nothing but dogs on this site. Kool can have em all.:lol

:lmao

[DMC]

There are nothing but dogs on this site. Kool can have em all.:lol

You're asking if I'm married, just wondered if the next contact was going to be you trying to get to accept the moniker of habib.

[CuckingFunt]

what you don't understand is I didn't get rejected...you're the one being trolled..Cucking and I we'll keep that to ourselves...she knows the truth...

I don't think anyone is questioning my grasp on reality.

[Buddy Mignon]

You're asking if I'm married, just wondered if the next contact was going to be you trying to get to accept the moniker of habib.

Why would I accept that?

[Koolaid_Man]

By copying you do you mean copying the shit you copied & pasted?

I only copied the overtly sex stuff....the if you see me typing in italics it means I'm cumming was a Koolaid original :toast feel free to use it

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't think anyone is questioning my grasp on reality.

CF you aren't mad at me are you? because I'm not mad at you...not once did I call you a bitch....I think it's rather cute all this....I guess because I foresaw it coming

[DMC]

Why would I accept that?

It's what you dune crickets do.

[SnakeBoy]

CF you aren't mad at me are you? because I'm not mad at you...not once did I call you a bitch....I think it's rather cute all this....I guess because I foresaw it coming

^ Still thinks he has a shot lol

[Buddy Mignon]

I don't think anyone is questioning my grasp on reality.

I am. I'm too much of a pussy hound to not realize you weren't interested. You can pass that shit off on the rest of these xbox playing nerds, but Kool had you open. You walked a tight rope... I'll give your that, but he had you hooked.

[Buddy Mignon]

It's what you dune crickets do.

:lmao

[DMC]

I only copied the overtly sex stuff....the if you see me typing in italics it means I'm cumming was a Koolaid original :toast feel free to use it

If you can type at all while you're having an orgasm, you're doing it wrong, but not surprisingly.

She said, and I mean verbatim "oooh Cedric you're hurtin' that pussy"

[Koolaid_Man]

I am. I'm too much of a pussy hound to not realize you weren't interested. You can pass that shit off on the rest of these xbox playing nerds, but Kool had you open. You walked a tight rope... I'll give your that, but he had you hooked.

she's mid 30's she'll never admit that shit publicly

[DMC]

I am. I'm too much of a pussy hound to not realize you weren't interested. You can pass that shit off on the rest of these xbox playing nerds, but Kool had you open. You walked a tight rope... I'll give your that, but he had you hooked.

Seriously dude, I've never met an American woman who would sit in the same car as a nasty ass date raping dune monkey. I cannot imagine how you got the fake internet ego to pretend otherwise. Your calling is as a button pusher, near a theater on a crowded street in Israel.

[Buddy Mignon]

she's mid 30's she'll never admit that shit publicly

She did by taking sex with you. Listen dude... if Funt accused you of rape and all you had were these pm's, you'd be acquitted like OJ. The nerds are just delighted to catch you with your pants down.

[Buddy Mignon]

Seriously dude, I've never met an American woman who would sit in the same car as a nasty ass date raping dune monkey. I cannot imagine how you got the fake internet ego to pretend otherwise. Your calling is as a button pusher, near a theater on a crowded street in Israel.

I'd never work at a movie theater in Israel.

:p:

[Koolaid_Man]

She did by taking sex with you. Listen dude... if Funt accused you of rape and all you had were these pm's, you'd be acquitted like OJ. The nerds are just delighted to catch you with your pants down.

:lmao Luva you're a true OG playa...they should be delighted...they all want to see BBC anyways

[Koolaid_Man]

Seriously dude, I've never met an American woman who would sit in the same car as a nasty ass date raping dune monkey. I cannot imagine how you got the fake internet ego to pretend otherwise. Your calling is as a button pusher, near a theater on a crowded street in Israel.

insert woman here Kool

[Buddy Mignon]

:lmao Luva you're a true OG playa...they should be delighted...they all want to see BBC anyways


Its what they've pledged allegiance to through Jim.

[DJR210]

I'd never work at a movie theater in Israel.

:p:

Allah Akbhar mother fucker.

[Buddy Mignon]

Allah Akbhar mother fucker.

:lmao

[NFO]

I have 3 dates lined up this week....different women too :hat

I'd put some coin down that at least one is a tranny.

[Koolaid_Man]

Clit clamp? Nipple electrocution? Anal licking? WTF???

IMO you watch too much porn. I hope you get a real sex partner soon, just don't bring out the nipple electrocution apparatus or clit clamp out on the first date. I hope whomever he/she is, will love licking um, your ears! :lmao


:lmao....these are all things that should be fair game in the bedroom

[Reck]

^ Still thinks he has a shot lol

That's called backpedalling.

Kool is socially awkward which is why he takes too "romancing" girls online. Kid mentality if I ever seen one.

[CuckingFunt]

CF you aren't mad at me are you? because I'm not mad at you...not once did I call you a bitch....I think it's rather cute all this....I guess because I foresaw it coming

I can't imagine what you think I'd have to be mad about.

[Koolaid_Man]

I can't imagine what you think I'd have to be mad about.


These PM's show you were into me...we both know we could have fucked...you wouldn't have wasted you time if I didn't have a shot...how many other posters on this site have you had such intimate conversations with...how many people on this site have you talked with like you talked to me...let me answer...besides me...NONE

[marini martini]

:lmao....these are all things that should be fair game in the bedroom

I'M really perplexed about this nipple electrocuter. I'm trying to imagine what it must look like. Perhaps a mini battery charger? The trick hand buzzers you hold in your palms? What? And ow wow, wow, WHY?:wow
......and clit clamp? WTF? Just buy a bag of clothes pins for gods sake!

[Buddy Mignon]

I'M really perplexed about this nipple electrocuter. I'm trying to imagine what it must look like. Perhaps a mini battery charger? The trick hand buzzers you hold in your palms? What? And ow wow, wow, WHY?:wow
......and clit clamp? WTF? Just buy a bag of clothes pins for gods sake!


Grow up Marini. You can get splinters with clothes pins. Fucking hippies.

[Bozo]

Keep em coming, Kool. I enjoy seeing these clowns trying to defend this dike.:lmao

:lmao

[marini martini]

Grow up Marini. You can get splinters with clothes pins. Fucking hippies.


:lmao true!

i miss the days of shrooms and cornhuskers!

[ChumpDumper]

These PM's show you were into me...we both know we could have fucked...you wouldn't have wasted you time if I didn't have a shot...how many other posters on this site have you had such intimate conversations with...how many people on this site have you talked with like you talked to me...let me answer...besides me...NONEThe answer is actually "all of them."

She posts that kind of stuff all the time. That's why you started PMing her, genius.

[Koolaid_Man]

The answer is actually "all of them."

She posts that kind of stuff all the time. That's why you started PMing her, genius.


you're a gotdam liar...show me where she's exchanging like she did with me in this thread..I know you're mad I exposed her lying about it but it is what it is...or you're calling her a slut...which is it

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

dude you have got to be kidding me....

:lmao

are you really trying to fuck a girl on the internet? get out and get laid my dude... seriously.

[Buddy Mignon]

The answer is actually "all of them."

She posts that kind of stuff all the time. That's why you started PMing her, genius.


That's a false assumption, chumper. You're always posting gay shit and I'd bet my life no one is pm'ing you about fucking and all that other shit. It's like you guys found out your enemy came close to fucking your little sister and you're here to defend her innocence. Yet, she's far from innocent.

[Buddy Mignon]

dude you have got to be kidding me....

:lmao

are you really trying to fuck a girl on the internet? get out and get laid my dude... seriously.

Another late bloomer.

[ChumpDumper]

you're a gotdam liar...show me where she's exchanging like she did with me in this thread..I know you're mad I exposed her lying about it but it is what it is...or you're calling her a slut...which is itIt's an anonymous website. It's not like any of you know her.

Or you.

The only thing I know is her PMs read exactly like her posts, and her story is consistent. You have changed your story at least ten times since the PMs were posted.

Keep trying though. It shows you care.

[Reck]

These PM's show you were into me...we both know we could have fucked...you wouldn't have wasted you time if I didn't have a shot...how many other posters on this site have you had such intimate conversations with...how many people on this site have you talked with like you talked to me...let me answer...besides me...NONE

I'm abit surprised she gave you the light of day, I'll give you that.

[ChumpDumper]

you're a gotdam liar...show me where she's exchanging like she did with me in this thread..I know you're mad I exposed her lying about it but it is what it is...or you're calling her a slut...which is it


That's a false assumption, chumper. You're always posting gay shit and I'd bet my life no one is pm'ing you about fucking and all that other shit. It's like you guys found out your enemy came close to fucking your little sister and you're here to defend her innocence. Yet, she's far from innocent.Sorry fellas. Search function proves you both wrong.

Search:
Type: Posts; Keyword(s): spank; User: CuckingFunt

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/search.php?searchid=43280

Just that connects to several sex discussions in which she partook.

Keep fapping, kids.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

Another late bloomer.

another virgin

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm abit surprised she gave you the light of day, I'll give you that.

in her PM's to me she's never dated a fit woman which means she's likely fat....I'm surprised I gave her the time of day tbh

[ChumpDumper]

in her PM's to me she's never dated a fit woman which means she's likely fat....I'm surprised I gave her the time of day tbhThat's the complete opposite of what you posted, genius.

Quit fapping and read them again.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Are Kool and Buddy Mignon one and the same? Kool's troll?

[Fillmoe]

why chumppumper so mad though?

[mrsmaalox]

:lmao true!

i miss the days of shrooms and cornhuskers!

LOL!

[DMC]

That's called backpedalling.

Kool is socially awkward which is why he takes too "romancing" girls online. Kid mentality if I ever seen one.

He's one of those no game brothas who have to holla at every female name they see online but never say anything IRL. He'd show up at a GTG and you'd not hear a peep from him, then the next day he'd be blowing her inbox up about his sexual prowess.

He doesn't hit her box, he hits her inbox.

[DMC]

Buddy is Luva.

Kool is fuck i dunno.

Cedric Williams, from Houston, works with his pops at Halliburton cuz daddeh is a manager.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm abit surprised she gave you the light of day, I'll give you that.

This. While it's obvious pm's from Kool were uninvited, it's also quite obvious that Kool is the kind of needy attention seeker who would interpret ANY reply as an invitation to continue the pursuit. I know Funt is astute enough to see this also, so despite her assertions that she does not troll, I seriously can't imagine she was doing anything BUT trolling Kool by responding to him. Good job :lol

[Buddy Mignon]

Buddy is Luva.

Kool is fuck i dunno.

Boy, would you shut the fuck up!!!

[elmanutres]

:lmao Luva you're a true OG playa

https://lh3.ggpht.com/-LZ7lmPZiKro/TgNpvB8D0SI/AAAAAAAAAZg/gMhieS4wSXQ/s640/e-thug2.jpg

[ChumpDumper]

Boy, would you shut the fuck up!!!

Ask luva why he had to change his screen name.

[CosmicCowboy]

Clit clamp? Nipple electrocution? Anal licking? WTF???

IMO you watch too much porn. I hope you get a real sex partner soon, just don't bring out the nipple electrocution apparatus or clit clamp out on the first date. I hope whomever he/she is, will love licking um, your ears! :lmao

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[CosmicCowboy]

Cedric Williams, from Houston, works with his pops at Halliburton cuz daddeh is a manager.

This actually makes sense. He probably lives at home and daddy has to shake him out of bed every morning.

[CosmicCowboy]

Makes sense. I thought he was in Cali (but who knows) I guess that would be a far drive just to get some tranny ass. I'm assuming Funt is in Texas?

She is in the suburbs of New Orleans at Tulane.

[CosmicCowboy]

Kool is so intimate with her he thought she was in California.

[CosmicCowboy]

Sadly, if he is really in Houston he is close enough to stalk her in person now. Good thing she never sent a picture even after he begged.

[CosmicCowboy]

Well hopefully she carries a clit shocker in her purse, just in case.

:lmao

[Why?]

Why all the sucking up to CF?

[I. Hustle]

Kool: Girl I would straight up do you dog style from the back. Then I would lick your clitoris and insert my thingy into you very hard. I would then give you a Russian snowblower. I would finish you off with a 68 (HA I'll owe you one). I would fully expect a rusty trombone when it is my turn.

[CosmicCowboy]

Kool: Girl I would straight up do you dog style from the back. Then I would lick your clitoris and insert my thingy into you very hard. I would then give you a Russian snowblower. I would finish you off with a 68 (HA I'll owe you one). I would fully expect a rusty trombone when it is my turn.

LOL, then finish him off with a blumpie.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Why all the sucking up to CF?

Maybe because us being men, we all secretly want to fuck her?? I dunno.....

[Twisted_Dawg]

Kool: Girl I would straight up do you dog style from the back. Then I would lick your clitoris and insert my thingy into you very hard. I would then give you a Russian snowblower. I would finish you off with a 68 (HA I'll owe you one). I would fully expect a rusty trombone when it is my turn.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Russian%20Snow%20Blower

Russian Snow Blower
The act of splooging on a womans face while subsequently wiping your johnson down the middle of her forhead; hence the snowblower like resulting mark left on her face.
Russian Snow Blower


LOL, then finish him off with a blumpie.

Blumpie
to get a blowjob while taking a shit


Rusty Trombone
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

[I. Hustle]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Russian%20Snow%20Blower

Russian Snow Blower
The act of splooging on a womans face while subsequently wiping your johnson down the middle of her forhead; hence the snowblower like resulting mark left on her face.
Russian Snow Blower

:lol

[ohmwrecker]

I can't imagine what you think I'd have to be mad about.

Embarrassed? Yes. Mad? No.

[Leetonidas]

Kool still curbstomping himself. Doing a better job of showing what a pathetic retard he is better than anyone else :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Russian%20Snow%20Blower

Russian Snow Blower
The act of splooging on a womans face while subsequently wiping your johnson down the middle of her forhead; hence the snowblower like resulting mark left on her face.
Russian Snow Blower



Blumpie
to get a blowjob while taking a shit


Rusty Trombone
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

Well thank you for the definitions Dawg :lmao

[Twisted_Dawg]

Well thank you for the definitions Dawg :lmao

I am so far out of the game, I had to look them up for myself.

[Expert]

all I know is that Kool has gotten the glass bottom boat without the saran wrap

[Koolaid_Man]

all I know is that Kool has gotten the glass bottom boat without the saran wrap

:sleep

[NFO]

:sleep

That will likely be you when your "3-way" is playing on your computer tonight.

[tlongII]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Russian%20Snow%20Blower

Russian Snow Blower
The act of splooging on a womans face while subsequently wiping your johnson down the middle of her forhead; hence the snowblower like resulting mark left on her face.
Russian Snow Blower



Blumpie
to get a blowjob while taking a shit


Rusty Trombone
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

:lmao

That is some funny shit right there! No Dirty Sanchez?

[marini martini]

Kool: Girl I would straight up do you dog style from the back. Then I would lick your clitoris and insert my thingy into you very hard. I would then give you a Russian snowblower. I would finish you off with a 68 (HA I'll owe you one). I would fully expect a rusty trombone when it is my turn.

Finish you off with a 68? Cheap bastard! :lmao

[I. Hustle]

Finish you off with a 68? Cheap bastard! :lmao

Not like me, right? I give you a 70

[marini martini]

Not like me, right? I give you a 70

ha ha! Can't wait to use my penis electrocuter on you!

[CosmicCowboy]

ha ha! Can't wait to use my penis electrocuter on you!

LOL

Come and get it Kool!

http://slac.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/crazy.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

LOL

Come and get it Kool!

http://slac.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/crazy.jpg


you only have a short time to live...enjoy it whilst you can..if it means electric stimuli why not try it out...just a little dose of electricity on the nipples or clit...

[I. Hustle]

ha ha! Can't wait to use my penis electrocuter on you!

I just got done healing from the last time. Did you ever regain feeling after using the anal ice plug?

[marini martini]

It sure was fun watching you dance around like a monkey!


Anal ice plug?
Is that what that was? Hell I've been using it to chill my martins!:lol

[I. Hustle]

It sure was fun watching you dance around like a monkey!


Anal ice plug?
Is that what that was? Hell I've been using it to chill my martins!:lol

:lol :rollin :lol

Who is Martin and why do you have so many?

[mrsmaalox]

It sure was fun watching you dance around like a monkey!


Anal ice plug?
Is that what that was? Hell I've been using it to chill my martins!:lol

So you like it stirred not shaken? ;)

[I. Hustle]

So you like it stirred not shaken? ;)

She likes it when I stir her martinis

[marini martini]

So you like it stirred not shaken? ;)


She likes it when I stir her martinis


:toast

[LkrFan]

Rusty Tr:lolmbone? Who comes up with this shit? :rollin :lmao :rollin

[DMC]

Rusty Tr:lolmbone? Who comes up with this shit? :rollin :lmao :rollin

The one playing the trombone