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Avante
12-31-2013, 12:54 AM
....the little people. just been real busy and will be awhile longer. A lot going on right now when you have a ton of $$$$$$$$$$$$$ and time on your hands. So do your best with the stupid sex talk, you will out grow it....honest!

My NFL picks for round one.

Niners
Bengals
Colts
Saints

No need to respond I won't be reading it. See ya in a couple weeks.

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-31-2013, 12:55 AM
Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall


Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall


Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall


Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall



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Reck
12-31-2013, 12:56 AM
Forgotten..

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-31-2013, 12:56 AM
....the little people. just been real busy and will be awhile longer. A lot going on right now when you have a ton of $$$$$$$$$$$$$ and time on your hands. So do your best with the stupid sex talk, you will out grow it....honest!

My NFL picks for round one.

Niners
Bengals
Colts
Saints

No need to respond I won't be reading it. See ya in a couple weeks.

:lol So how was Christmas dinner at the local food bank? Did your son in law's KKK outfit upset the minorities you were sitting with?

Clipper Nation
12-31-2013, 12:59 AM
My NFL picks for round one.

Bengals
YESSSSSS!!! Thank you, Avante! :lol

Darth_Pelican
12-31-2013, 12:59 AM
And just like that, the Saints postseason is over. Mother Fucker, I can't fucking believe this shit. I'm so pissed right now.

DJR210
12-31-2013, 01:02 AM
:lol So how was Christmas dinner at the local food bank?

:lmao

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-31-2013, 01:08 AM
:lmao

http://i1120.photobucket.com/albums/l482/DMCSPURS/SIL_zpsfbbf1a22.jpg

"Daddeh, why is the community center reheating the turkey it used for Thanksgiving?"

Trainwreck2100
12-31-2013, 01:31 AM
And just like that, the Saints postseason is over. Mother Fucker, I can't fucking believe this shit. I'm so pissed right now.
he can't get em all wrong, i expect the Saints to be the only one he gets right

Spur-Addict
12-31-2013, 02:02 AM
Damn Darth_Hornet, I feel your pain in advance. We almost lost home field throughout because of this, this fucking jinx machine. This guy could make a killing through extortion/threatening teams by showing his betting track record. All he'd have to do is call up teams and threaten to bet on them and they'd cough up some hush money. Have faith though, it would be nice to have a rematch. That wasn't the real Saints the first time around this year.

ChumpDumper
12-31-2013, 03:46 AM
Hey Avante, I've been meaning to ask you.

Why are you so terrible at betting on NFL games?

I mean you couldn't even have tried to be this bad at it. Is it like a mummy's curse or is your house built on an Indian burial ground or something? Nothing in the realm of rational thought can explain your sustained failure rate.

AchillesHeel
12-31-2013, 06:36 AM
:lmao

benefactor
12-31-2013, 07:20 AM
No need to respond I won't be reading it. See ya in a couple weeks.
Finally broke him. I'm proud of ST today.

AchillesHeel
12-31-2013, 08:58 AM
Avante, did you forget your betting tracker?

Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall
Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall
Current Avante betting tracker: 7-13, down $8,740 overall

Why?
12-31-2013, 09:23 AM
Why would anyone remember?

KoolAid Mans Brother
12-31-2013, 09:39 AM
:lmao So here is what's going to happen everyone. This old faggot is going to keep posting his picks here, and eventually, he's going to have lightning in a bottle and pull off a fluke good week. Once that happens, he is going to be back here saying "hahahahaha, i told you so! see?? i AM a betting expert. easy $$$$$$$"

Don't buy it. He's a fraud. He has a proven track record over 2 full NFL seasons of being a failure and one of the most horrible bettors/pickers that I've ever witnessed.

Avante, I told you a couple of weeks ago that you're done. It's over. Stop humiliating yourself. Even if you luck into having a good week here, you have already been exposed as being a consistent loser.

Edward
12-31-2013, 10:27 AM
:lmao So here is what's going to happen everyone. This old faggot is going to keep posting his picks here, and eventually, he's going to have lightning in a bottle and pull off a fluke good week. Once that happens, he is going to be back here saying "hahahahaha, i told you so! see?? i AM a betting expert. easy $$$$$$$"

Don't buy it. He's a fraud. He has a proven track record over 2 full NFL seasons of being a failure and one of the most horrible bettors/pickers that I've ever witnessed.

Avante, I told you a couple of weeks ago that you're done. It's over. Stop humiliating yourself. Even if you luck into having a good week here, you have already been exposed as being a consistent loser.

:lol He's not even posting picks. He's resorted back to picking the favorite to win straight up as if that means anything. Of the 4 games in the OP he only picked 1 upset. When he goes 3-1 he's gonna jerk himself off for his straight up picks as if being able to predict the favorite to beat the upset makes him a betting expert and an NFL historian.

Trill Clinton
12-31-2013, 10:30 AM
Carlos

johnsmith
12-31-2013, 10:56 AM
That's weird....usually people post their NFL predictions in the NFL forum. I wonder why he would post them in the Club and then not respond to anyone?

Weird

KoolAid Mans Brother
12-31-2013, 11:03 AM
HarlemHeat37 DeadlyDynasty spurraider21 Holden_Caulfield jeebus J.T.

J.T.
12-31-2013, 11:23 AM
Dude must have got himself a Russell Wilson blow up doll, only way to explain the absence.

GoodOdor
12-31-2013, 12:06 PM
Avante.....it's not too late mang......your new years resolution should be to only be 90% of the old faggot you were this year....

It's a small step but it's in the right direction, tbh....

Creepn
12-31-2013, 12:16 PM
....the little people. just been real busy and will be awhile longer. A lot going on right now when you have a ton of $$$$$$$$$$$$$ and time on your hands. So do your best with the stupid sex talk, you will out grow it....honest!

My NFL picks for round one.

Niners
Bengals
Colts
Saints

No need to respond I won't be reading it. See ya in a couple weeks.

Avante, you know I haven't been part of the crew doing the attacks right? For this, can you please NOT pick Panthers and Seahawks to win? I don't believe in online jinxes but after that Lions pick you made, it made me raise an eyebrow and that is enough for me not to risk it.

Better yet, just don't do ANY picks. It's pointless anyway unless you use it to jinx teams. Do NOT pick PANTHERS and SEAHAWKS to win. Thanks in advance buddy. :tu

DeadlyDynasty
12-31-2013, 01:52 PM
Sup bro? Long time no see. I went 20-11-1 on my picks last week--have you ever had a week that good, tbh?

DeadlyDynasty
12-31-2013, 02:03 PM
Also, for someone who's prided themselves in ATS betting for the past 2 years, it's kind of suspicious that you all of a sudden ditched that and went to straight bets--which oddly enough means you probably lost even more $$$ betting moneylines this year:lol

and here's your strategy: You pick almost exclusively pick the favorites every week.:lmao

DUNCANownsKOBE
12-31-2013, 02:16 PM
Also, for someone who's prided themselves in ATS betting for the past 2 years, it's kind of suspicious that you all of a sudden ditched that and went to straight bets--which oddly enough means you probably lost even more $$$ betting moneylines this year:lol

and here's your strategy: You pick almost exclusively pick the favorites every week.:lmao


:lol He's not even posting picks. He's resorted back to picking the favorite to win straight up as if that means anything. Of the 4 games in the OP he only picked 1 upset. When he goes 3-1 he's gonna jerk himself off for his straight up picks as if being able to predict the favorite to beat the upset makes him a betting expert and an NFL historian.

He was posting his straight up picks earlier this year and was puffing his chest out expecting to receive praise for picking the favorite to beat the upset :lol

leemajors
12-31-2013, 02:22 PM
Avante, you know I haven't been part of the crew doing the attacks right? For this, can you please NOT pick Panthers and Seahawks to win? I don't believe in online jinxes but after that Lions pick you made, it made me raise an eyebrow and that is enough for me not to risk it.

Better yet, just don't do ANY picks. It's pointless anyway unless you use it to jinx teams. Do NOT pick PANTHERS and SEAHAWKS to win. Thanks in advance buddy. :tu

sorry dude he is all over the seahawks

DeadlyDynasty
12-31-2013, 02:37 PM
by the way, here are the moneylines for those games--and this is generously assuming that he's only claiming $100 per bet--if by some miracle he wins we all know he'll lie and claim he bet a G on each game:

Colts over Chiefs: Betting 135 to win 100
Saints over Eagles: Betting 100 to win 115
Bengals over Chargers: Betting 300 to win 100
49ers over Packers: Betting 120 to win 100

and we all know you're lurking in this thread...my only question is: After being shamed out of the NFL Forum (and soon to be the Club as well), you only have one place left to post, the College Forum. Tread carefully there, or else that's strike 3

Trill Clinton
12-31-2013, 03:06 PM
Avante, you know I haven't been part of the crew doing the attacks right? For this, can you please NOT pick Panthers and Seahawks to win? I don't believe in online jinxes but after that Lions pick you made, it made me raise an eyebrow and that is enough for me not to risk it.

Better yet, just don't do ANY picks. It's pointless anyway unless you use it to jinx teams. Do NOT pick PANTHERS and SEAHAWKS to win. Thanks in advance buddy. :tu

bruh...i don't get in on the avante jinx shit either cuz i don't believe in that superstitious stuff, but i had the lions defense in my fantasy league and when i saw avante picked them to win, no lie i was like http://i42.tinypic.com/30a8841.png i wanted to go back and switch to carolina d but it was too late smh.

Creepn
12-31-2013, 03:58 PM
bruh...i don't get in on the avante jinx shit either cuz i don't believe in that superstitious stuff, but i had the lions defense in my fantasy league and when i saw avante picked them to win, no lie i was like http://i42.tinypic.com/30a8841.png i wanted to go back and switch to carolina d but it was too late smh.

Why'd you pick Detroit Def over Carolina Def. though? Carolina D been pretty consistent in producing double digit points.

leemajors
12-31-2013, 04:35 PM
bruh...i don't get in on the avante jinx shit either cuz i don't believe in that superstitious stuff, but i had the lions defense in my fantasy league and when i saw avante picked them to win, no lie i was like http://i42.tinypic.com/30a8841.png i wanted to go back and switch to carolina d but it was too late smh.

:lol

Trill Clinton
12-31-2013, 04:54 PM
Why'd you pick Detroit Def over Carolina Def. though? Carolina D been pretty consistent in producing double digit points.

just over managing my team smh. i should have stuck with carolina in hindsight but chose detroit because they were ranked higher that week. it didn't matter anyways cuz i still got my ass kicked.

jeebus
12-31-2013, 04:56 PM
I miss Vietnam. I raped so many 13 year olds over there. You guys are just jeal:lolus.

KoolAid Mans Brother
01-02-2014, 04:28 PM
:lmao "Lock of the year"

Robz4000
01-04-2014, 06:29 PM
>Niners
Fuck you Avante. Fuck you.

irishock
01-05-2014, 02:15 PM
Avante going for the sweep :wow

Trainwreck2100
01-05-2014, 02:38 PM
Avante going for the sweep :wow

he didtched the colts when they were getting their ass kicked

Clipper Nation
01-05-2014, 09:42 PM
Avante going for the sweep :wow
:lol He can't count the Colts as a win now because he changed his mind midway through the game, and he was wrong about the Bengals winning....

50%, still can't even get a winning record even when just picking straight-up :lol