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Koolaid_Man
12-31-2013, 12:03 PM
gay porn doesn't count sorry Spur fan :lol



A movie on Kobe's life was started earlier this year in Hollywood and will hit the big screens soon....I can see Kobe and Garnett starting out their acting careers on a special version of Law and Order or maybe even CSI they both have the charisma and charm to pull it off...I can see Kobe in a leading detective role investing the Perps...and I see Garnett in a good supporting role being defended by a lawyer...at either rate I'm itching to see a Superstar successfully cross over into movies...

To His Credit Kobe already has several short films under his belt:

this one is pretty cool ---> http://vimeo.com/61644798


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AchillesHeel
12-31-2013, 12:25 PM
That's exactly how Kirby sees the game, he's alone and he has 0 teammates. He goes 1 vs 5 :lol

Thanks for the laughs

Expert
12-31-2013, 12:28 PM
I think Kobe can make a remake of I Spit on Your Grave except Kobe doesn't fare so well in this one.

Thread
12-31-2013, 12:31 PM
That's exactly how Kirby sees the game, he's alone and he has 0 teammates. He goes 1 vs 5 :lol

That's what you thought 17 June 2010...uh, uh....double crossed ya's and set Pierce's pants afire, that liar/liar.

Rogue
12-31-2013, 07:29 PM
CP3 and Harden will beat any NBA players to this. Their acting careers have been going on since they first began playing in this league imho.

Reck
12-31-2013, 07:54 PM
CP3 and Harden will beat any NBA players to this. Their acting careers have been going on since they first began playing in this league imho.

Harden can star in one where he pays bitches 20k per fuck like a simp.

RsxPiimp
12-31-2013, 09:13 PM
Kobe is a great looking guy and he has charisma that can translate success in the movie business. Dude is Hollywood for crying out loud :lol He can do Sci-Fi, Action, Comedy and voice overs because he has a good tone and distinct speaking voice. When MJ talks, you know it's Mj, if it's Larry Bird, you know it's Larry Legend. Kobe? Yup, he has one of those recognizable voice. You can't say the same for Lebron who sounds like every uneducated nigga :lol


Buddy/ BuddyCop flick- Kobe can do this ala Schmidt and Jenko. They just need to pair him with a funny nigga or a funny white dude like Jason Sudeikis and a third wheel like that Asian dude in Hangover and it will be a box office hit. Also, think of Trading Places lol.


Romance/Comedy- We all know Kobe attracts the ladies, so this will be a match made in heaven. Think Hitch with Will Smith or any movies that has Morris Chestnut on it. Put Kobe in their place and I can guarantee the studio will more than double their profit. Not sure how Nessa would feel about this though:lol


Superhero/ Sci Fi flicks- Kobe already has the physique to be a superhero. I can see him replacing Don Cheadle as War Machine/Rhodey. He definitely has more personality than Cheadle for that role. Kobe as one of the member of Ghost Busters remake would be dope too:lol

Disney films/Pixar Studios- Are there plans to make Toy Story 4? Coz Kobe would be awesome doing voice for a Beanie Baby Bear or Lion:lol


But the best way to do this is by doing a few cameo first to build a rapport with your usual movie goers. He should do this and appear in most genre. Hangover franchise, Zoolander (as a male model, since he already have a few editorials that fits the movie lol) or perhaps in a Fast and Furious movie.

fevertrees
12-31-2013, 10:21 PM
Depending on how the franchise survives I could see Kobe fitting in well with the FAST AND FURIOUS crew.

daslicer
12-31-2013, 10:51 PM
Depending on how the franchise survives I could see Kobe fitting in well with the FAST AND FURIOUS crew.

:rollin That really cracked me up.

Jodelo
12-31-2013, 10:58 PM
I'm a faggot.

Katherine Robinson
12-31-2013, 11:05 PM
A high profile NBA player is unlikely to be a movie star because nobody could see him as anybody other than an NBA star unless they had a gimmick like Shaq and his massive size. It is a fate Mark Hamill had met as he could only be seen as Luke Skywalker.

UZER
12-31-2013, 11:51 PM
Fuck...you niggas really love Kobe man. Geez

AchillesHeel
01-01-2014, 05:16 AM
I get off to Kirby every day. I'm a faggot.

:wow

Koolaid_Man
01-01-2014, 02:22 PM
Kobe is a great looking guy and he has charisma that can translate success in the movie business. Dude is Hollywood for crying out loud :lol He can do Sci-Fi, Action, Comedy and voice overs because he has a good tone and distinct speaking voice. When MJ talks, you know it's Mj, if it's Larry Bird, you know it's Larry Legend. Kobe? Yup, he has one of those recognizable voice. You can't say the same for Lebron who sounds like every uneducated nigga :lol

spot on :toast

Buddy/ BuddyCop flick- Kobe can do this ala Schmidt and Jenko. They just need to pair him with a funny nigga or a funny white dude like Jason Sudeikis and a third wheel like that Asian dude in Hangover and it will be a box office hit. Also, think of Trading Places lol.


Romance/Comedy- We all know Kobe attracts the ladies, so this will be a match made in heaven. Think Hitch with Will Smith or any movies that has Morris Chestnut on it. Put Kobe in their place and I can guarantee the studio will more than double their profit. Not sure how Nessa would feel about this though:lol


Superhero/ Sci Fi flicks- Kobe already has the physique to be a superhero. I can see him replacing Don Cheadle as War Machine/Rhodey. He definitely has more personality than Cheadle for that role. Kobe as one of the member of Ghost Busters remake would be dope too:lol

Disney films/Pixar Studios- Are there plans to make Toy Story 4? Coz Kobe would be awesome doing voice for a Beanie Baby Bear or Lion:lol


But the best way to do this is by doing a few cameo first to build a rapport with your usual movie goers. He should do this and appear in most genre. Hangover franchise, Zoolander (as a male model, since he already have a few editorials that fits the movie lol) or perhaps in a Fast and Furious movie.

hehateme
01-01-2014, 05:11 PM
He could always get a job as a stunt-man on a basketball film with some young blood breaking his ankle's in a climatic scene. Only problem is they would get one shot at filming the scene because he really would injure himself....

AchillesHeel
01-01-2014, 06:03 PM
I bet Kirby could act out a rape scene.

Thread
01-01-2014, 06:22 PM
I bet Kirby could act out a rape scene.

Your Neal too. Just thank Christ the raped women twist them weren't of any account. Huh?

JohnnyMax
01-01-2014, 06:33 PM
Dwight Howard, Kevin Love, and Deron Williams Guest Star on The Suite Life On Deck Disney Channel Published on Dec 15, 2013

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Rogue
01-01-2014, 07:16 PM
if Brian Lee wanna make a sequel of Broke Back Mountain he should seriously scout NBA because there're many possible options here: Jefferson, Collins, and of course - TOSB Tammy. He needs to find at least one new actor since Heath Ledger died several years ago.

-21-
01-02-2014, 02:54 AM
:lol at this entire thread