Tony Parker Assist Watch

[PlayNando]

The Hero hasn't had a double-digit assist game since May 21st, 2013 against the Memphis Grizzlies in the Western Conference Finals. To you ladies and gentlemen at home, that's a infamous streak of 41 games! That means the Hero hasn't had a double-digit assist game in half of a regular season! Talk about fkn pathetic. This is our POINT GUARD? It sounds like he's more of a Kobe chubby chucker selfish player than a real contributor to the team, tbqh!

The Hero is having one of his worst assist years in a long time this year. It's clear that as he sees his career winding down he wants to go all full-on hero in attempt to get a max contract to close out his career. He should start to decline quickly as the speed leaves his legs and he turns 32 years old, so he's starting to panic, especially after all the money he had to give up to part ways with Eva (she had some dirt on him, per par).

This is a pathetic streak, IMO. How long will it continue?

[apalisoc_9]

So long as kawhi is on the same floor, he won't be getting that much assist tbh.

[DPG21920]

He's going to destroy NY tonight.

[AchillesHeel]

got a feeling he'll have double digit tonight unless they completely blow the Knicks out in the 1st half

[I. Hustle]

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1909083/diawparker.gif

[DMC]

I've noticed Tony dribbles a lot more than he used to. It could be intentional to slow the game so Tim isn't in a sprint contest all game. If he dishes it early it's like Leonard or Green shoots the ball. Still, you have to take the wide open look and Tony has been ignoring those when it's Leonard. Sometimes it's blatantly obvious.

[jeebus]

Knicks are vulnerable now that Penny Pinching Dolan cut Chris Smith.

[Reck]

He's going to destroy NY tonight.

It has been nice watching the last and this upcoming game tonight.

You get to seat back and really enjoy the game knowing Spurs will annihilate the Knicks.

[DPG21920]

It has been nice watching the last and this upcoming game tonight.

You get to seat back and really enjoy the game knowing Spurs will annihilate the Knicks.

TP just seemingly kills the Knicks. I haven't double checked the numbers, but even if he doesn't put up massive stats, he's usually very efficient. Couple that with the fact he will be guarded by Beno/Old Argie and that Melo/Bargs are starting, you have a recipe for TP to kill them.

Not to mention, with all the NY rumors, I am sure he will want to impress..

[ginobilized]

If Duncan, Kawhi and Green were shooting better this year Parker would've gotten double digit assists easy

[apalisoc_9]

If Duncan, Kawhi and Green were shooting better this year Parker would've gotten double digit assists easy

Kawhi? Don't get me started bitch

[jeebus]

Hero had a chance to pass for an assist but he shot it up while surrounded by 4 guys.

[apalisoc_9]

LMAO this guy is unreal.....Someone needs to slap this guy ASAP and tell him this team wont win any if he can't figure out when to hero ball and when not to.

[Reck]

LMAO this guy is unreal.....Someone needs to slap this guy ASAP and tell him this team wont win any if he can't figure out when to hero ball and when not to.

LOL trying to put this on Parker alone.

Its a collective shitfest.

[apalisoc_9]

LOL trying to put this on Parker alone.

Its a collective shitfest.

When did I say this was on parker?

[Reck]

When did I say this was on parker?

You took great pleasure on your previous post calling him out. After all, this thread is about Parker.

[Calispursfan11]

Too much blame being heaped on TP, who is one of the primary reasons this team has been so great for so long. TP is my hero, tbh. You can't fault him for taking charge when the rest of the team wilts. Just because he's shooting like crap in this game doesn't mean hero ball won't pay off next game.

[irishock]

Winning Finals MVP over Duncan in 07 made Parker start to hero ball like a motherfucker. Before then he knew he was the 3rd most important guy on the Spurs roster.

[apalisoc_9]

You took great pleasure on your previous post calling him out. After all, this thread is about Parker.

yeah I sure did Afterall, people continue to ignore the fact that hero ball doesn't work against elite teams...See game 6.

[apalisoc_9]

Assitant coach just said " need to find open teameate.".

sean " Too much one on one"..I wonder who they're referring to

:lol

[apalisoc_9]

Manu wide open goesn 1 on 2 :lmao

[Reck]

You get to seat back and really enjoy the game knowing Spurs will annihilate the Knicks.

LOL ME. LOL SPURS

[apalisoc_9]

KAWHI was wide open in the break..Parker goes Enrique....:lmao..

New york scores.

[Clipper Nation]

Make that 42 straight games of single-digit assists for Hero (a.k.a. "greatest PG ever" according to GSNF) :wow

[lefty]

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[Thread]

Circle Jerk on Tony Parker...CN is pivot man.

Chickenshits. You've targeted Parker.

Crawl, motherfuckers, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reck]

Too much blame being heaped on TP, who is one of the primary reasons this team has been so great for so long. TP is my hero, tbh. You can't fault him for taking charge when the rest of the team wilts. Just because he's shooting like crap in this game doesn't mean hero ball won't pay off next game.

LOL deservingly so.

I tried justifying his shit ballhogging self but I give up.

[Expert]

Circle Jerk on Tony Parker...CN is pivot man.

Chickenshits. You've targeted Parker.

Crawl, motherfuckers, crawl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
settle down old man, this is a regular season game at the beginning of January.

[HI-FI]

He's going to destroy NY tonight.
http://i.imgur.com/62Rig23.gif

[Thread]

settle down old man, this is a regular season game at the beginning of January.

True, but, I'm enjoying this one wholeheartedly.

Fuck, I'm goin' to Wataburger in celebration. Chow!!!

[DPG21920]

yikes

[lefty]

He's going to destroy NY tonight.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/00687bddece3a59f037f996cfc89c40b/tumblr_mxqm6eQKkD1s4jp31o1_400.gif

[Reck]

settle down old man, this is a regular season game at the beginning of January.

:lol

:cry It's only december
:cry It's only now the beginning of January

We got plowedPERIOD.

[freetiago]

Couldnt even hero properly tonight
was getting Andrea Bustnani switched onto him and he would call for his iso
only has 1 iso move
shakes crosses over left and goes for a jumper
or he hesitates on the jumper and drives inside to get his shot stuffed

[lefty]

Couldnt even hero properly tonight
was getting Andrea Bustnani switched onto him and he would call for his iso
only has 1 iso move
shakes crosses over left and goes for a jumper
or he hesitates on the jumper and drives inside to get his shot stuffed
FROOF BOMBS imo

[KL2]

KAWHI was wide open in the break..Parker goes Enrique....:lmao..

New york scores.


That shit pissed me off, wtf was that? Sounded like Parker got after Kawhi telling him go calm down and run some offense, only to immediately chuck up a jumper over 2 Knicks defenders...

[lefty]

http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2011/04/tony-parker-beret.jpg

[Johnny RIngo]

Winning Finals MVP over Duncan in 07 made Parker start to hero ball like a motherfucker. Before then he knew he was the 3rd most important guy on the Spurs roster.

Finals MVP rewards guys that play well for four or five games. Parker beasting on Booby Gibson is proof of this. A Playoff MVP award would make more sense especially since Parker wasn't even the 2nd best player on the '07 Spurs.

[lefty]

http://p2.storage.canalblog.com/24/41/1097174/84057377_o.jpg

[apalisoc_9]

I've been saying it the last 10 games...It's no longer an issue of lack of vision imo...It's either Envy or some other chemistry related issue.

[Thread]

I've been saying it the last 10 games...It's no longer an issue of lack of vision imo...It's either Envy or some other chemistry related issue.

It's January....just like you fellows have reminded me umpteen times tonite.

Get off his fucking back. Without him you're short 3. 3.....count 'em. Spoiled assholes.

[TDMVPDPOY]

dont hate the game, hate the player

now the player is making me hate the game also

fck this enrqique

[PlayNando]

He's going to destroy NY tonight.
:lol

Our shooting guard Manu Ginobili did eclipse 10 assists tonight, though.

Too bad our POINT GUARD can't do that.

[PlayNando]

Did you all see that Hero Ball bullshat when the Spurs were up two with a minute or two left? The fkn hero dribbled the whole possession, ignored all his open teammates, and threw up some bullshat off balance mid range J that was off and the Knicks came down to tie it up.

[PlayNando]

Make that 42 straight games of single-digit assists for Hero (a.k.a. "greatest PG ever" according to GSNF) :wow
Truth Bomb.

[PlayNando]

It was pretty funny watching that awkward Euro big Barganinidsgnosdg continually beat the shat out of the Hero when he got isoed on him on defense, tbh. Parker was a disaster tonight.

[apalisoc_9]

Did you all see that Hero Ball bullshat when the Spurs were up two with a minute or two left? The fkn hero dribbled the whole possession, ignored all his open teammates, and threw up some bullshat off balance mid range J that was off and the Knicks came down to tie it up.

yeah...Kawhi desperately asked for the ball when he run up the court because he was wide open, but he refused to pass. Then Manu asked for the bal ( same play) also open..but he just brushed it off as if he was going to make a sure shot play:lol

[DAF86]

Couldnt even hero properly tonight
was getting Andrea Bustnani switched onto him and he would call for his iso
only has 1 iso move
shakes crosses over left and goes for a jumper
or he hesitates on the jumper and drives inside to get his shot stuffed

It's funny 'cause it's true. :lol

It's like Manu's step back three, when isolated on the top of the key you know it's coming. :lol

[Bynumite]

MVParker should really GTFO of that be@ner infested shithole and find a team with fans who can appreciate his talent and leadership.

Kiwi is an overrated autistic fuck and the cuck is going full TOSB mode per par.

[TDMVPDPOY]

he was clearly trialing out for the knicks today

[PlayNando]

MVParker should really GTFO of that be@ner infested shithole and find a team with fans who can appreciate his talent and leadership.

Kiwi is an overrated autistic fuck and the cuck is going full TOSB mode per par.
Parker? Leadership???

[PlayNando]

Leadership? This fkn Hero wanker couldn't lead a pack of starving wild dogs to Steve Nash's fresh corpse.

[DMC]

Parker knows Leonard is a mirage. He missed enough FTs last night to have won the contest, so why should Tony pass him the ball? Tony practices with Kawhi and probably sees it and just refuses to participate in the deception Pop is heaving onto the fanbase of "look, we brought in real talent".

[Rogue]

Spurs fans are spoiled fans, just like Cully pointed out. They could've been just a shitty franchise based in a small market, without no rings at all but for the contributions of Duncan and Popovich, and would've probably been another "one-and-done" like the other Texan team if Parker had joined another team. Sure Pop deserves credit for creating such an awesome platform for his guys to shine, but the players have to be talented in the first place because even Pop couldn't turn scrubs into stars. Scrubs may play good ephemerally (e.g. Danny) but you never expect them to give such consistent performances over so many years like Parker and Manu imho

[TDMVPDPOY]

piece of shti cant even get 10 tonight against a cp3less team...

[lefty]

piece of shti cant even get 10 tonight against a cp3less team...
:lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

tet offensive kicks in 1 month ahead of schedule due to the wankers cp3 and westbrick out injured...

someone has to keep this clown in line

[Arnold Toht]

Sixer fans turning on the man who took you to 4. I can see why no one wants to play for you back stabbing bastards.

[Arnold Toht]

Couldnt even hero properly tonight
was getting Andrea Bustnani switched onto him and he would call for his iso
only has 1 iso move
shakes crosses over left and goes for a jumper
or he hesitates on the jumper and drives inside to get his shot stuffed


FROOF BOMBS imo


dont hate the game, hate the player

now the player is making me hate the game also

fck this enrqique


:lol

Our shooting guard Manu Ginobili did eclipse 10 assists tonight, though.

Too bad our POINT GUARD can't do that.


Leadership? This fkn Hero wanker couldn't lead a pack of starving wild dogs to Steve Nash's fresh corpse.

Back stabbing pricks. Fuckers.

[gnsf0946]

Parker 9 assists with 4 min to go in the 3rd Q

[TDMVPDPOY]

go take a shit lefty

how u going to spin this shit upstairs?

u better hope the spurs lose this game...cause 10assists in a loss effort to me is empty stat...lets hope for a loss

[ElNono]

MVParker >>> Enrique, tbh

[TDMVPDPOY]

certainly the clown or someone associated with him reads the forum/threads...

enrique might have taken it to heart....the only time he puts his heart into music then on t he court....

[lefty]

go take a shit lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896)

how u going to spin this shit upstairs?

u better hope the spurs lose this game...cause 10assists in a loss effort to me is empty stat...lets hope for a loss
Yes lose pls

[Trainwreck2100]

Parker showing what happens when he actually lets kawaii play

[Reck]

lets hope for a loss

http://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/4279433+_f03a271e2b85bc63b9021df39a5db03b.jpg

[TDMVPDPOY]

td callin him out and he listens

maybe td shouldve fkn called out this faggot when he stole the keys to the ferrari

[313]

Gotta take the good with the bad Spurs fan
Scoring is Tony's niche and is what makes the whole Spurs system work

[TDMVPDPOY]

Gotta take the good with the bad Spurs fan
Scoring is Tony's niche and is what makes the whole Spurs system work

havnt won shit and continue to not win shit with enrique

[313]

havnt won shit and continue to not win shit with enriqueIt wasn't Tony's fault they couldn't get a rebound

[JohnnyMax]

is Enrique the nickname of Tony Parker? Why do you guys call him that.

[gnsf0946]

is Enrique the nickname of Tony Parker? Why do you guys call him that.


dont u know enrique iglasias - hero song?

[hater]

:lmao MVParker taking a shit on Spurstalk's Short Yellow Bus crew :lmao

[AchillesHeel]

10 assists against the Kings, good job, Enrique. Two double-digit assist games 43 games into the season.

[lefty]

10 assists against the Kings, good job, Enrique. Two double-digit assist games 43 games into the season.
When Enrique accepts his zeta male role and defers, Spurs play better