Who has the biggest breasts?

[Clandestino]

Okay, with all dumb threads about who is the tallest, what is favorite cartoon quote, etc.. here is my contribution...

Girls, post your own, guys post your wives and girlfriends...

[Sense]

Isn't this a little perverted?

Somehow I feel you're trying to use some pictures for something..

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/mouse-on-pc.jpg

[Clandestino]

LOL!

and sense, it was a fucking joke...

[Kori Ellis]

So you don't want the girls here to post pictures of their breasts?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

RC Cola in 5, 4, 3, 2...

[TheDude]

Like thats ever going to happen. But I can't say that I wouldnt like to see it.

[Kori Ellis]

No, I'm not posting mine. I just thought this was a sincere plea from Clandestino to see breasts.

[MI21]

The thread is disguised as a joke but deep down the thread starter wants the girls to do this.

Nothing wrong with wanting to see some titties, no need to disguise the want :lol

[Clandestino]

no, it was a joke bc of the, "how tall are you threads" and other stupid shit like that..

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.ungratefulninja.com/images/celebrities/rickjames.jpg

"I wish I had four hands, so I could give them titties four thumbs down."

[Clandestino]

....

[midgetonadonkey]

...

[Kori Ellis]

Three people in this thread have already posted links to porn. One shot of a girls breast is one thing, but you can't post links to open pussies, giving head, and fucking.

If people want porn, they can find it without the links that have been being posted in the Club lately.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Two people in this thread have already posted links to porn. One shot of a girls breast is one thing, but you can't post links to open pussies and giving head.

My bad.

It was a Google Image Search.

[Clandestino]

Three people in this thread have already posted links to porn. One shot of a girls breast is one thing, but you can't post links to open pussies, giving head, and fucking.

If people want porn, they can find it without the links that have been being posted in the Club lately.

:lmao

[TheDude]

dude.. .porn is so easy to find, why the need to post links?

"but you can't post links to open pussies and giving head"
classic

[SpursWoman]

I don't. :depressed

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't. :depressed

That post is worthless without pictures. :lol

[SpursWoman]

:lol


Well, I would...but I can't post the link. :nerd

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:lol


Well, I would...but I can't post the link. :nerd

Liar...Obiwan had the black bar. :lol

[MI21]

While I don't agree with what people are posting Kori, you can not tell us what we can and can not post. If I want to post a picture of an open pussy, I will!

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20050325/226sonics26_allen.jpg

:)

[SpursWoman]

Liar...Obiwan had the black bar. :lol


True ... I haven't figured out how to do that yet. :nerd :wow :lol

[SpursWoman]

While I don't agree with what people are posting Kori, you can not tell us what we can and can not post. If I want to post a picture of an open pussy, I will!

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20050325/226sonics26_allen.jpg

:)



:rollin :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

True ... I haven't figured out how to do that yet. :nerd :wow :lol

I would tell you to have User do it, but then that just might end up in continuous sex for you two.

[Kori Ellis]

While I don't agree with what people are posting Kori, you can not tell us what we can and can not post. If I want to post a picture of an open pussy, I will!

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20050325/226sonics26_allen.jpg

:)


:lmao

Did you see him lately? He has blonde hair. :wtf

[MI21]

Did you see him lately? He has blonde hair.

WTF? What a retard.

[Kori Ellis]

http://spurstalk.com/rayblonde.jpg

[MI21]

Whoa.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Wow. Anyways, i will post my sex video IF girls show me their tits on this shit. that is a deal. i am not shitting u. what does obiwan look like?????? Ive never seen her pic

'Cause I'm pretty sure Clandestino wants to see your sex tape.

[midgetonadonkey]

Wow. Anyways, i will post my sex video IF girls show me their tits on this shit. that is a deal. i am not shitting u. what does obiwan look like?????? Ive never seen her pic

I don't think anyone wants to see your 2 incher penetrate a fat chick. God knows that is the only pussy you can score.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

dude believe or not, i get fuckin chicks. check me out on myspace if u dont believe me. www.myspace.com/hovaman.

I really do have a tape. How would I put it on the internet? Any ideas? Just curious. Not sure if i would ever do it. Who wants to see a GiG porno? haha

Dear God, I know you like Manu, but fuck that's hurting my eyes.

[Kori Ellis]

www.myspace.com/hovaman

Your favorite movie is Ninja Turtles?

[TheDude]

Wow. Anyways, i will post my sex video IF girls show me their tits on this shit. that is a deal. i am not shitting u. what does obiwan look like?????? Ive never seen her pic

Nah, Gay porn doesn't do it for me.

And about the topic, who cares about whos breasts are bigger, I'm more into the shape and nipple location.

[Kori Ellis]

yeah, i posted that last nite

Sorry. I don't read all your posts.

How can that be your favorite movie? :wtf

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Dog The Bounty Hunter" is just good entertainment for some reason.

[midgetonadonkey]

dude believe or not, i get fuckin chicks. check me out on myspace if u dont believe me. www.myspace.com/hovaman.

That site doesn't prove shit. Unless you got pics of you fucking that chick, I won't believe anything you post.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Funny how this thread went from breasts to a boob. :lol

[TheDude]

Sorry. I don't read all your posts.

How can that be your favorite movie? :wtf

Because hes an idiot, who can't process a movie with any kind of plot. And he has this uncanny ability to stroke his own ego.

[Kori Ellis]

And he has this uncanny ability to stroke his own ego.

Yeah it's amazing to see a guy turn an thread about breasts into a thread about himself :lol

[SpursWoman]

Yeah it's amazing to see a guy turn an thread about breasts into a thread about himself :lol


I was rather surprised at that one, too. :wtf :lol

[TheWriter]

http://www.famousbabes.com/pics118/sofia/sofia059.jpg

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5458/1170kq.jpg

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/6541/1196hy.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

Dude, who is that? And why is it in here?

He's probably answering the original request of this thread:


Girls, post your own, guys post your wives and girlfriends...

[TheDude]

Dude, who is that? And why is it in here?

I was sort of kidding about you being an idiot, maybe I was right.

GiG: "ahh, no... boobs, koodies"

[TheDude]

"My name is GiG, and I must prove to you all that I love boobs, Wanna see me bang a chick."

[Spam]

in the porno, im not having sex. just head....i filmed it before we starting having sex.

http://photobucket.com/albums/v665/tofu_kronos/misc/th_image001111.gif
"We've seen it."

[TheDude]

ahh, only head. That explains alot birdcage.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

GiG put some pictures of your slut's titties on your myspace dammit

[Summers]

Jeez, I'm gone for 12 hours, and I miss all the good stuff. Let me get caught up:

To GiG: 1. Having a bunch of "hot" chicks as myspace buddies doesn't make you popular. You know most of those pics are fake and... seriously, it's not like it's hard to collect buddies on myspace. My friend Sam specializes in collecting myspace strippers and other slutty-looking girls. He has hundreds. And then he just spams them with obnoxious political news. 2. It's Scarlett Johanson. If you'd watch more grown-up movies, you'd know who she was. 3. Nobody here wants to see your video. It's weird and slightly pathetic how badly you want to show it off. Does the chick involved know you're trying to exploit a private moment? Everyone here has given or received oral sex and it wouldn't benefit any of us to see some cheap-ass video of an amateur teenager getting his carrot waxed.

And if I seem grumpy it's because it's 1:44 and I can't sleep.

[Kori Ellis]

Comeon now, he doesnt know her. She looks like sometype of model or something.

Yeah, she's an actress. He's posting someone who he wishes was his gf.

[Kori Ellis]

And then he just spams them with obnoxious political news.

:lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Jeez, I'm gone for 12 hours, and I miss all the good stuff. Let me get caught up:

To GiG: 1. Having a bunch of "hot" chicks as myspace buddies doesn't make you popular. You know most of those pics are fake and... seriously, it's not like it's hard to collect buddies on myspace. My friend Sam specializes in collecting myspace strippers and other slutty-looking girls. He has hundreds. And then he just spams them with obnoxious political news. 2. It's Scarlett Johanson. If you'd watch more grown-up movies, you'd know who she was. 3. Nobody here wants to see your video. It's weird and slightly pathetic how badly you want to show it off. Does the chick involved know you're trying to exploit a private moment? Everyone here has given or received oral sex and it wouldn't benefit any of us to see some cheap-ass video of an amateur teenager getting his carrot waxed.

And if I seem grumpy it's because it's 1:44 and I can't sleep.

Rack her!

[Horry For 3!]

http://photobucket.com/albums/v665/tofu_kronos/misc/th_image001111.gif
"We've seen it."
:lol

[TheWriter]

Yeah, she's an actress. He's posting someone who he wishes was his gf.

Well, I really posted them because the thread was heading for a nose dive so I thought a few lady pics would livin things up.

But yeah, I wouldn't turn down Sofia or Scarlett if they asked to go out... :fro

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Haha thats funny. I actually have a big dick (8.5 inches). If u dont believe me, just watch the vid. haha

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/internet_cock.jpg

[Summers]

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/internet_cock.jpg

:lol

[Kori Ellis]

Look .. no one wants to see your dick. I've never seen anyone so insecure and starved for attention.

Chill.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Watch it then. I can verify it is me in the video cuz the wall next to my bed (in the vid) is ALL SPURS GEAR, ranging from Duncan, Gervin, Manu, TP, and DRob jerseys to vinnyD cards

I don't even know where to begin disecting that statement.

[TheTruth]

GiG is the single funniest (non intentionally) person ever. No one wants to see your vid bud.

[TheDude]

You are the most self absorbed mother fucker I've ever seen. And I bet that you want to remove a couple of ribs so that you can give yourself head also.

[TheDude]

he never did that, it was just rumors.

[TheDude]

Who knows, you know how the tabloids are.

[TheDude]

is that dissapointing to you? Are you discouraged because now you think its not possible?

[timvp]

I'll call GiG's bluff. Send the vid to someone on here (not me :vomit) and they can put it up.




P.S.

8.5" crank isn't too impressive for someone 6'8.

:smokin

[3rdCoast]

I am gay.

Send it to me.

[atlfan25]

This thread is simply outlandish.

[3rdCoast]

dude, is 3rd coast actually gay?

And TimVP, i swear to God I am not bluffing. I will send it to someone. I just dont want it posted all over the net.

1. My sexual preferances do not matter.

2. I will not post it all over the net.

3. Send me the video.

[3rdCoast]

I am gay.

Send it to me.

See me in my pic below?

I am a crippled fag.

Now send me the video.

So I can play with my crippled dick.

[atlfan25]

shit

[3rdCoast]

email?

[email protected]

[atlfan25]

mother of god

[3rdCoast]

3rdcoast, how come u rockin a kings hat?

I have family that visits SA often.

They are from CUPERTINO, Ca

[3rdCoast]

I am online

[atlfan25]

preposterous

[3rdCoast]

I Have Seen The Fucking Video

Gig Is No Lying

He Fucking Owned That Bitch In The Video

**shake**

Gig Has All The Credibility In The World Now

Do Not Question Him Again

[atlfan25]

disturbing

[ObiwanGinobili]

True ... I haven't figured out how to do that yet. :nerd :wow :lol


psssst.. .. I'm letting you in a big secret here... so just between you and me.... it's an old school program called: Microsoft Paint. :spin

[SpursWoman]

psssst.. .. I'm letting you in a big secret here... so just between you and me.... it's an old school program called: Microsoft Paint. :spin


I hate Paint, it NEVER does what I need it too. :fro

[SpursWoman]

I Have Seen The Fucking Video

Gig Is No Lying

He Fucking Owned That Bitch In The Video

**shake**

Gig Has All The Credibility In The World Now

Do Not Question Him Again


You are a braver man than I am. :)

[samikeyp]

Now u are scaring me! haha how come u are crippled? im sorry man

The crippled guy in his sig is Brad the Cripple from the Kidd Chris show. Don't drink the kool-aid people.

[ObiwanGinobili]

holy fucking shit.
I just read this whole thread and am in complete shock.
:wow :wow

I think I can safely reitterate what I said a few days ago:
Any poster on this forum could get GIG to post both his SS# and mother's maiden name if they argued with him long enough (or just slightly questioned him) - he would "have" to do it to "prove" himself

I am slightly surprised that a guy who seems to be all over this place 24/7 has never seen my pic..... obviously he is very self oriented.

Also- I hope none of you pervs who saved my pic (and I know some of you have:nope) sent him a copy. I don't want to end up on his damn myspace as "someone I know personally".

Tx3rdcoastborn: I'm guessing that your checks in the mail?? :lol either way, my condolances man.....

[Banks91]

yo considering height wise im 5'7, my dick is like 7 inches.

Is that average or wat????

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.trephination.net/gallery/macros/internet_cock.jpg

Is it just me or does that look like KEDA?

[samikeyp]

nahh....KEDA just brags about his 16 pound balls. :lol

[mouse]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/internet-Jap.jpg

[Clandestino]

:lmao this thread is too fucking funny... no KEDA and his internet cock and GIG talking about chocking some chick.. hilarious..

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey Mouse,

How are those chicle sales going?

[samikeyp]

http://www.boomspeed.com/woaimouse/internet-Jap.jpg

"You have large American penis....Japanese penis veddy small"

obscure South Park reference.

[Banks91]

do those penis enlargers that are being advertised everywhere really work?

im thinkin of ordering some of these products, hopefully add and inch or 2,

and i dont wanna waste my money .

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

do those penis enlargers that are being advertised everywhere really work?

im thinkin of ordering some of these products, hopefully add and inch or 2,

and i dont wanna waste my money .


I've always found that a really hot chick tends to increase my penis size quite a bit. You should try one or two. . .they work, really.

[spursfaninla]

See me in my pic below?

I am a crippled fag.

Now send me the video.

So I can play with my crippled dick.


This is extremely offensive, but I have NEVER laughed so loud over a post.

BEST of the year, by far.

[Banks91]

ye chicks tend to increase my size too , but im talkin about after ive reached the max, the products should increase it for me even more, or so i hope.

[SpursWoman]

do those penis enlargers that are being advertised everywhere really work?

im thinkin of ordering some of these products, hopefully add and inch or 2,

and i dont wanna waste my money .



Don't waste your money. :)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

LOL what a gay thread...i just read the whole thing

Tx3rdcoast did you really see his video?
is his shaft really 8.5?
was he wearing a doo rag?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Its the WIIIIIIIIIDTH that matters.I have enough problems with my length though(my gf cant have me go all the way in cuz it hurts her) I have been told by many chicks i have the thickest u know what out of any guy theyve ever seen. its weird cuz i have a body like richard hamilton but a shaq dick :lmao


lol must suck not being able to do that

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I think ATLfan covered most of my real thoughts about this thread.

How does a thread about nubile perky flower smelling breasts become a thread about the width and length of GiG's dick

[Shelly]

do those penis enlargers that are being advertised everywhere really work?

im thinkin of ordering some of these products, hopefully add and inch or 2,

and i dont wanna waste my money .

Caveat Emptor

[Shelly]

GIG =

http://www.optimuscrime.com/images/spinal%20tap.jpg

[TheDude]

This is spinal tap, classic movie

[Extra Stout]

GIG is doing an exquisite job of dispelling the stereotype of the self-absorbed California college pretty boy.

[Ballcox]

I can't believe I just read through this entire thread. I've come to two conclusions:

1. Gig is a complete/insecure/OCD/strange/sexually deviant person.

2. At least reading this thread got me away from the college sports forum and getting smack run at me from ag posters.

[2pac]

Its interesting he claims to play volleyball for the University of San Diego.

I am a sophomore at the University of San Diego. I play volleyball for the school team.

USD is a small liberal arts catholic university without a real men's volleyball program.

http://usdtoreros.collegesports.com/

Ouch.

[Xolotl]

Damn that sucks being called out like that. But, I can't believe that you wasted time from your life to find out that information just to prove him wrong.

[samikeyp]

USD is a small liberal arts catholic university without a real men's volleyball program.

oops.

[bigzak25]

it's a club team.

[samikeyp]

but isn't a club team different from playing for the school?

Asking because I don't know.

[2pac]

Club team = play other schools without real teams

Pay money/raise money for the team - little or no school funding or support
No scholarships - no national championships, etc

[CavsSuperFan]

How is the USD Basketball Team Doing?

Brad Holland “the coach”...was a heck of a collegiate player & played a couple seasons with the Lakers......

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/schools/usd/sports/m-baskbl/auto_action/36279.jpeg

[samikeyp]

thanks for the info, 2pac.

[tekdragon]

This thread started with so much potential.

GiG, your posts make wolves009 look like Solid D.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Kori and GiG have a discussion about club team scholarships in QUATTRO

go check it out, now!

[tlongII]

Okay, people ask me this question every day. So I am gonna say it once for all of you.

Men's College Volleyball is unlike any other collegiate sport. There are very few D1 teams. As a result, most college volleyball for men is club. It is a real sport. We are funded by the school, sponsored by Mizuno, and get stuff through Adidas. Out of the 30 or so D1 teams in the nation, only an average of 4 players per team are on full scholarship. I was recruited by U of A, Sac State, Fresno state, USD, Texas (club team, i think thats all they have anyways), and some other schools. Club teams do recruit. They can get you into the school on that sport alone, regardless of what some people think.

I met with my the head coach of USD my senior year of HS. I flew down to SD, practiced with the team, and got a feel for collegiate volleyball. Instead of trying to play for a D1 team on the other side of the nation (because the D1 teams in Cali are the best in the nation such as UCLA, Long Beach, and Pepperdine), I decided club would be better for me.

The main reason why my school has not converted our team to D1 mens volleyball is because of Title 9. We need to add another woman's team to our school to make room for volleyball. However there is nothing to add. As a result of this, we cannot make it official. However mens club volleyball is actually more popular than NCAA volleyball in terms of amount of teams. We travel all over Southern Cali, go to Vegas for a tourney, and end the year in Kansas City for Nationals. There are around 300 or so college mens clubs teams. My school placed 33rd this past year. What makes that so amazing (our placing) is that we were the only school in the top 50 teams to place that had under 15,000 undergrads. Our school has about 5000 students.

My team is actually funded 99.99% by the school. The only fee we have is insurance costs (40 dollars a semester). They provide us with airfaire, warm up jerseys, practice shirts, warmup jackets/pants, a home and away jersey, Mizuno shorts, and a variety of other things.

In an attempt to gain more interest in Men's volleyball at our school, the boosters actually DO help pay for tuition. It might not be a D1 athletic scholarship but they can still help out. They dont like to announce this in the open because club teams generally do NOT offer scholarships. But with the generousity of these people, students, like myself who couldnt afford the tuition, now can attend. I see our school becoming a D1 mens volleyball team in the next 4 to 5 years. They have been trying to do it now for a while actually.

My volleyball team gets treated no differently than any other sport at my school. We are close with the woman's team (who finished 9th in the nation this past year) and actually have played them in a game before (we won of course).

Does that clear everything up for you all?

It is the school team you idiot.


Who wrote this? GIG only speaks in ebonics.

[Shelly]

Who wrote this? GIG only speaks in ebonics.


:lol

[2pac]

It is the school team you idiot.
No it isn't - its the school club team.

[Clandestino]

Instead of trying to play for a D1 team on the other side of the nation (because the D1 teams in Cali are the best in the nation such as UCLA, Long Beach, and Pepperdine), I decided club would be better for me.

The main reason why my school has not converted our team to D1 mens volleyball is because of Title 9. We need to add another woman's team to our school to make room for volleyball. However there is nothing to add. As a result of this, we cannot make it official. However mens club volleyball is actually more popular than NCAA volleyball in terms of amount of teams. We travel all over Southern Cali, go to Vegas for a tourney, and end the year in Kansas City for Nationals. There are around 300 or so college mens clubs teams. My school placed 33rd this past year. What makes that so amazing (our placing) is that we were the only school in the top 50 teams to place that had under 15,000 undergrads. Our school has about 5000 students.
gs.

Yeah, I understand. I was supposed to back up Vince Young and UT, but instead I decided to play in the San Antonio City League Flag Football. And if you can believe it, Flag Football is more popular than NCAA in terms of amount of teams.

[tlongII]

True. Its the only mens vball team on campus.

And I wrote it Tlong.


Nice to see that you can write GIG.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Yeah, I understand. I was supposed to back up Vince Young and UT, but instead I decided to play in the San Antonio City League Flag Football. And if you can believe it, Flag Football is more popular than NCAA in terms of amount of teams.


You're not conservative enough to be a UT backup quarterback.

Fuck a few more hundred chicks and we'll talk more.

[Kori Ellis]

Club teams are like intramural teams at a little higher level that play against other colleges Club teams. They aren't D1 teams, D2 teams, D3 teams, or even less. They are just Club teams.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Ginobili is God has gone from a time-to-time poster in the regular season, to a hardcore poster in the offseason, to the guy you love to hate of the Club.

All in like 4 months.

[Kori Ellis]

My team is actually funded 99.99% by the school.

No, it's not. It's funded by your school's rec department - just like intramural teams are.

From your school's website:


· How is the USD Men's Volleyball Program supported?

Currently the program is supported by the generous donations of the O'Toole Foundation and by the facilities and resources of the USD Campus Recreation Dept.

I still don't get how you could say you got a "full-ride athletic scholarship". Do you even know what that means?

Again, from your school's website ..


· Does the USD Men's Voleyball team currently offer scholarships?

No, currently the USD Men's program does not fund any scholarships. However, interested students are encouraged to look into the many opportunities that USD offers in scholarships and financial aid.

[Clandestino]

my flag football team was just like division 1 except we had flags and no helmets...

[The Question Guy]

What the fuck is volleyball!?!?!

And can it trick the government into paying you money!?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

We might be on the verge of a breakthrough in busting illegal payments at a NCAA school.

Oh, wait, that would mean it would be a NCAA-sanctioned team.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Leave the kid alone, what joy do we get out of dissecting his internet forum comments?

Personally, I'd think it would be funnier if we found a Ginobili_is_God poster in a Lindsey Lohan or Hilary Duff forum. But that's just me. --Marc Stein.

[Kori Ellis]

Leave the kid alone, what joy do we get out of dissecting his internet forum comments?

Personally, I'd think it would be funnier if we found a Ginobili_is_God poster in a Lindsey Lohan or Hilary Duff forum. But that's just me. --Marc Stein.

:stfu I'm not going to leave him alone because he was belittling people and using his "full ride athletic scholarship" to talk down to people. Everyone should know that he just plays intramural basketball with a more expensive jersey.

[Clandestino]

Leave the kid alone, what joy do we get out of dissecting his internet forum comments?

Personally, I'd think it would be funnier if we found a Ginobili_is_God poster in a Lindsey Lohan or Hilary Duff forum. But that's just me. --Marc Stein.

lots... he has me rolling with every post...

[Cant_Be_Faded]

We have to wait until 3 am for 3rdcoast to get online. He supposedly saw the entire GiG porno last night.

[Kori Ellis]

We have to wait until 3 am for 3rdcoast to get online. He supposedly saw the entire GiG porno last night.

:vomit

[3rdCoast]

We have to wait until 3 am for 3rdcoast to get online. He supposedly saw the entire GiG porno last night.

Saw it about 6am today, right before I left for work.

It's legit.

He was putin on some hot ass girl.

She looked like she would be a 10 out here, but in Cali she is only like a 8-8.5.

Cali has way better looking girls overall.

GiG video is now available for download on Kazaa and LimeWire.

Just kidding.

[3rdCoast]

Saw it about 6am today, right before I left for work.

It's legit.

He was putin on some hot ass girl.

She looked like she would be a 10 out here, but in Cali she is only like a 8-8.5.

Cali has way better looking girls overall.

GiG video is now available for download on Kazaa and LimeWire.

Just kidding.

HIS CRIPLED ASS LIKED IT

[3rdCoast]

HIS CRIPLED ASS LIKED IT

FAG

[Peter Griffin]

Oh man... I love porn. Hot girl on girl sweaty porn action.

I freakin' love it Ohmigod!

I also love chess. And Stehpen King novels.

[Banks91]

wtf homeboy, u posting to yourself now

[Banks91]

oh ye, i got a question. Who is this kori ellis, why does she have the power to
lock threads, and i heard she is supposedly somewhat famous in San antonio.

Any one care to fill me in

[Peter Griffin]

oh ye, i got a question. Who is this kori ellis, why does she have the power to
lock threads, and i heard she is supposedly somewhat famous in San antonio.

Any one care to fill me in

I'm supposedly somewhat famous in Quahog. I ran naked in front of a mentally challenged parade once. Totally wasted, totally. But it killed man, it killed.

You have to try it.

[Clandestino]

never heard of her til spurstalk... honestly

[Spam]

Haha thats funny. I actually have a big dick (8.5 inches). If u dont believe me, just watch the vid. haha

We all know TV adds 10lbs and 6 inches.

[Banks91]

so Kori, i see ur watchin wats posted. So i ask u, who are u, wat power do u have and y are famous.

[3rdCoast]

Kori lives no more than 5 minutes from me.

I drive down her street usually about 4 times a week for work and each time I drive by her house, it has a glow.

Ya know, that kind of glow that surrounds angels and angelic things in the movies.

She is famous because she has a monopoly on the Spurs media.

She is the bomb ass shit and can't be stopped.

[Peter Griffin]

Speaking of Monopoly.

Freaking Parkplace.

[Kori Ellis]

oh ye, i got a question. Who is this kori ellis, why does she have the power to
lock threads, and i heard she is supposedly somewhat famous in San antonio.

Any one care to fill me in


This is my forum, that's why I have the power to lock threads. My husband and I started this forum and we run it.

I'm not famous. I'm a reporter/writer for WOAI.com covering the Spurs. I'm on the radio sometimes when I feel like giving postgame reports on Game Night React locally .. I've done some guest radio spots for a few other stations around the country. I've been on NBATV twice. I do some work with WOAI TV. I write articles for a few newspapers around the world. And that's it.

[3rdCoast]

This is my forum, that's why I have the power to lock threads. My husband and I started this forum and we run it.

I'm not famous. I'm a reporter/writer for WOAI.com covering the Spurs. I'm on the radio sometimes when I feel like giving postgame reports on Game Night React. I do some work with WOAI TV. I write articles for a few newspapers around the world. And that's it.

Way too modest.

You are recognized throughout the city.

[Boo]

so Kori, i see ur watchin wats posted. So i ask u, who are u, wat power do u have and y are famous.

Kori Ellis is the site admin on this site, which means she can do whatever she wants on it.

Besides that, I don't think she's famous; only to the members on this site ;}

[SpursFanDan]

my theory...GIG is Tx3rdcoastborn

[Boo]

I'm not famous. I'm a reporter/writer for WOAI.com covering the Spurs. I'm on the radio sometimes when I feel like giving postgame reports on Game Night React locally .. I've done some guest radio spots for a few other stations around the country. I've been on NBATV twice. I do some work with WOAI TV. I write articles for a few newspapers around the world. And that's it.

whoa i never knew any of that.

[timvp]

I'm not famous.

Said by the person who took two calls in H-E-B from reporters trying to get Spurs info in the 30 minutes we were at the store.

:rolleyes

[Kori Ellis]

Said by the person who took two calls in H-E-B from reporters trying to get Spurs info in the 30 minutes we were at the store.

:rolleyes


Shhh...

[2pac]

I'm not famous, said the woman reconized by geeks, perverts and online spurs fans around the world.

[Boo]

timvp how are you related to kori?

are you just another admin or friends or something?

[Kori Ellis]

timvp how are you related to kori?

are you just another admin or friends or something?

He's my husband.

[timvp]

timvp how are you related to kori?

are you just another admin or friends or something?

I sleep with her.

[ChumpDumper]

It's good to make that clear -- those two can be mutually exclusive.

[Boo]

He's my husband.

haha i never would have figured.

[timvp]

It's good to make that clear -- those two can be mutually exclusive.


Exactly.

:smokin

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Kori is also a Real Woman.

[smeagol]

8 pages and now breasts.

That's what I call a sham! :lol

[3rdCoast]

my theory...GIG is Tx3rdcoastborn

One of the most stupid things ever thought of.

Kori can check the IP's of both of us and verify.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Ted Dibiase's move was the sleeper hold.

[MannyIsGod]

:lmao @ GIG saying he only had it on video at the begining of this thread then 3rdcoast claiming to have seen the video later on in thread after it was sent through AIM.

Classic.

[3rdCoast]

Everybodys got a price.


Everyones gonna pay.

[3rdCoast]

:lmao @ GIG saying he only had it on video at the begining of this thread then 3rdcoast claiming to have seen the video later on in thread after it was sent through AIM.

Classic.

I swear on my life, koris life, anyones life i saw this shit this morning.

he sent it on aim.

[Johnny Tightlips]

i seen alotta things...

[tw05baller]

:lmao at this whole freakin thread

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I swear on my life, koris life, anyones life i saw this shit this morning.

he sent it on aim.


was he wearing gay large shaded sunglasses or a doorag

[ShoogarBear]

You bunch of assholes.

How could ANYONE screw up a thread with a title this terrific?

Such great expectations . . . I haven't been this disappointed in a loooong time . . .

:depressed








:rollin

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Blame the Real Women...they're the ones who never showed up at all hehe

[Kori Ellis]

Blame the Real Women...they're the ones who never showed up at all hehe

Actually blame Clandestino. He started the thread and then said he was just doing it to mock the other threads, that he really didn't want to see any breasts.

[ShoogarBear]

So Clandestino got his wish . . . 5 pages about GiG's wiener.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

This one time we were partying at the beach, and this chick whips off her blouse and starts jiggling her twins, they were really big

then this guy suddenly threw a half empty beer can at her and yelled "show us your dicks!" and started laughing

we were all flabbergasted

[Summers]

Okay, stay with me, this is complicated... I was fixin' to post some smart-ass reply about Kori and LJ being f*ckbuddies, and I was going to say who can blame LJ for lusting after Kori when she does things like this:


No, it's not. It's funded by your school's rec department - just like intramural teams are.

From your school's website:

Quote:



· How is the USD Men's Volleyball Program supported?

Currently the program is supported by the generous donations of the O'Toole Foundation and by the facilities and resources of the USD Campus Recreation Dept.



I still don't get how you could say you got a "full-ride athletic scholarship". Do you even know what that means?

Again, from your school's website ..

And then I was going to add that she's probably seen Timmy half-naked and that makes her one of my girl crushes by proxy, but I decided coming into the thread 3 hours late, the moment had passed, but that got me to thinking...

Is it true that he doesn't change or dress in the dressing room with the other guys? That he scurries off the showers to do all that? And why is that? What's he hiding? (Good Lord, I can only imagine...)

Oh... and I can't believe nobody else has claimed the title... I have pretty big boobs. They ain't pretty. :lol They've definitely seen better days, but they're large. But, man, before I hit my late twenties and nursed a child, they were big and perky. I miss the old girls. :(

Edit: I just realized I missed a great opportunity to tell y'all I have huge perky tits and a great body and if you don't believe me, PM me and I'll send you pics. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Oh... and I can't believe nobody else has claimed the title... I have pretty big boobs. They ain't pretty. :lol They've definitely seen better days, but they're large. But, man, before I hit my late twenties and nursed a child, they were big and perky. I miss the old girls. :(

Edit: I just realized I missed a great opportunity to tell y'all I have huge perky tits and a great body and if you don't believe me, PM me and I'll send you pics. :lol

Please refer to post #21 of this thread. :lol

[Summers]

That post is worthless without pictures.

Point taken...

http://www.gobritney.com/albums/instyleout/out3.jpg

Okay, yeah, I kinda look like Britney Spears. But I swear that's me.






:lol

[Shelly]

Spurswoman! Where's that picture of me and you with the beer can between the girls?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Point taken...

http://www.gobritney.com/albums/instyleout/out3.jpg

Okay, yeah, I kinda look like Britney Spears. But I swear that's me.






:lol

Reminds me of a time my freshman year when one of my friends met some chick online and wanted to go to SA to meet her.

She had this picture of Britney Spears from when she first broke on the scene in her profile. He was so convinced she was hot that he didn't recognize the picture.

I think we let him go about 4 days thinking it was her and finally broke it to him right before he left one night to go see her,

[SpursWoman]

It's funny ... now I sooooo want to post mine, just out of spite from what this thread has turned into....but I don't think my ego can run the risk getting out-shown by GiG's 18 inch dick... :lmao

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

dude believe or not, i get fuckin chicks. check me out on myspace if u dont believe me. www.myspace.com/hovaman.


http://gorillamask.net/myspacetruth.jpg

[Cant_Be_Faded]

It's funny ... now I sooooo want to post mine, just out of spite from what this thread has turned into....but I don't think my ego can run the risk getting out-shown by GiG's 18 inch dick... :lmao


please
dont worry about GiG
he gets enough attention already
in fact

i am GiG...really...he's my first alter-screen name

so post ahead



this thread has no boob pictures whatsoever!

thanks summers

[David Bowie]

Gmail will not let me send something that big.

I am intrigued. Wear lipstick any?

[TheTruth]

David Bowie is one funny B*tch

[CosmicCowboy]

Damn...you guys have been busy in here...and 9 friggen pages and still no breasts.

hmmmmm...

who has the biggest breasts?

*searching hard drive for the notorious Sara/Kori/Spurswoman picture*

:cooldevil :lmao

[Sportcamper]

I didn’t understand...Was this topic limited to the women of the forum?

http://www.leofuchs.com/images/thepictures/On%20The%20Set/B03%20003%20Burl%20Ives%20-%20Bath%20-%20Leo%20Fuchs.jpg

[SpursWoman]

*searching hard drive for the notorious Sara/Kori/Spurswoman picture*

:cooldevil :lmao



You forgot Helen. :)

[travis2]

I've heard tell of this "notorious picture"...

[bigzak25]

pass that one along this way when you find it cosmic...that pic is legendary in my mind, but i have yet to see it. :depressed

[CosmicCowboy]

You forgot Helen. :)

ahhh yes...shame on me...you can tell where my attention was focused...
:devil

[Summers]

I've heard tell of this "notorious picture"...

Notorious P.I.C.? *snort* :lol

[SpursWoman]

Uh huh.... I refused to take part in the ass one, though. That thread I could have won.


:depressed :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Uh huh.... I refused to take part in the ass one, though. That contest I could have won.


:depressed :lol

Man. :lol

I swear, on first read, I thought that said...

"I refused to take it in the ass, though."

[David Bowie]

Well, I'll let you glance at them through a transparent top. But only because you asked nicely.

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/83/seethroughb4ec.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[ObiwanGinobili]

i don't have the biggest breasts.

[samikeyp]

plus you have that damned annoying bar in the way! :lol

[SpursWoman]

Mikey has seen the Notorious P.I.C. (:lol), I believe... :nerd

[1369]

i don't have the biggest breasts.

Not when you have the evil black bar squooshing them all flat. :lol

[iminlakerland]

what are breasts? would someone care to explain?

[samikeyp]

Mikey has seen the Notorious P.I.C.

sadly no. :depressed

heard of it...never seen it. :depressed

[ObiwanGinobili]

If my boobs are still thier current size after I'm done nursing this baby, then I'm gonna get them fixed back to my regular size. I prefer mine to be small and manageable.
I wonder how many chicks go to the plastic surgeon and ask for small perky boobs??

[samikeyp]

I wonder how many chicks go to the plastic surgeon and ask for small perky boobs??

not nearly enough! :tu

[ObiwanGinobili]

what are breasts? would someone care to explain?

breast (brĕst)
n.

Either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.
A corresponding organ in other mammals.
A corresponding rudimentary gland in the male.

The superior ventral surface of the human body, extending from the neck to the abdomen.
A corresponding part in other animals.
The part of a garment that covers the chest.
The seat of affection and emotion: “Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast” (Shakespeare).
A source of nourishment.
Something likened to the human breast: the breast of a hill.
The face of a mine or tunnel.
tr.v., breast·ed, breast·ing, breasts

[sa_butta]

breast (brĕst)
n.

Either of two milk-secreting, glandular organs on the chest of a woman; the human mammary gland.
A corresponding organ in other mammals.
A corresponding rudimentary gland in the male.

The superior ventral surface of the human body, extending from the neck to the abdomen.
A corresponding part in other animals.
The part of a garment that covers the chest.
The seat of affection and emotion: “Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast” (Shakespeare).
A source of nourishment.
Something likened to the human breast: the breast of a hill.
The face of a mine or tunnel.
tr.v., breast·ed, breast·ing, breastsso you are the dictionary that posts :lol :lol

[iminlakerland]

wow that was an interesting read thank you oh so very much Obi...:)

[Horry For 3!]

wow that was an interesting read thank you oh so very much Obi...:)
LL has big breasts :fro

[iminlakerland]

I didnt even know i had breasts until today

[ObiwanGinobili]

wow that was an interesting read thank you oh so very much Obi...:)


:lol
i liked this part:
The seat of affection and emotion: “Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast” (Shakespeare).

[Horry For 3!]

I didnt even know i had breasts until today
:lol Yeah right! I've seen your pic before.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I didnt even know i had breasts until today
and apparently they are big .......

LL has big breasts :fro

so this is a great day for you. :tu

[iminlakerland]

no not a great day they are tender :(

[timvp]

Mikey has seen the Notorious P.I.C. (:lol), I believe... :nerd

What is this picture you speak of?

:angel

[ObiwanGinobili]

awwww.....
.
but hell, mine've been "tender" since July '03 when I got preggo with my 1st one.. then I nursed her (still tender) till may '05. Meanwhile I'm preggo ( still tender) with # 2 due in Oct.. so I'll be tender till Dec.'06 . :(

[SpursWoman]

What is this picture you speak of?

:angel


The one you had to elevate to take? :drunk :lol

[iminlakerland]

I guess i should shut up and stop complaining Obi, im sorry i forfeit my right to complain on that.

[alamo50]

I feel special having that "notorious pic" right here.

:smokin

[ducks]

NO BREAST