"Maybe It's Because You're So Handsome"

[Koolaid_Man]

was her response to my inquiry as to why she was so wet before I even took of my Under Armour underwear:lol

let's get one thing straight DJR210 and the other Kool hatas....you simply can't do what I can do...:hat


her stats: :hat

Age 25
Race - Caucasian
Hair- Blonde
Height - 5'3 (taller than DPG)
Tits - Full C cups
Weight / Size - thin waist, toned, spinner 115lbs
Ass - medium and toned...

[RD2191]

:lol@ taller than DPG

[DJR210]

you simply can't do what I can do...:hat

You're right. I would never waste my life begging random women on sports forums to have cyber sex, I don't think it's awesome to have guys hitting on me in bars, I don't live a make believe life online, I don't don the g-string and strip for women, and I sure as hell don't need ED medication to get a hard on.

:lmao Kill yourself already Cedric.

[AaronY]

If we were camping and there was a fire and you told that story, afterwards I would go, "good story"

Then I'd turn in

[johnsmith]

You're right. I would never waste my life begging random women on sports forums to have cyber sex, I don't think it's awesome to have guys hitting on me in bars, I don't live a make believe life online, I don't don the g-string and strip for women, and I sure as hell don't need ED medication to get a hard on.

:lmao Kill yourself already Cedric.

:lol

[johnsmith]

If we were camping and there was a fire and you told that story, afterwards I would go, "good story"

Then I'd turn in

:lmao

[DeadlyDynasty]

All the backpage.com hookers use that line to rope you in, tbh

[ChumpDumper]

"Maybe it's because you paid $50."

[DMC]

"Oh Cedric, can you get me on at Halliburton?'

"No, but my dad can"

[Oh, Gee!!]

And then she revealed her penis

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Pretty smooth way to cover up her incontinence issues.

[Thebesteva]

was her response to my inquiry as to why she was so wet before I even took of my Under Armour underwear:lol

let's get one thing straight DJR210 and the other Kool hatas....you simply can't do what I can do...:hat


her stats: :hat

Age 25
Race - Caucasian
Hair- Blonde
Height - 5'3 (taller than DPG)
Tits - Full C cups
Weight / Size - thin waist, toned, spinner 115lbs
Ass - medium and toned...

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSOhcsKHsgbF96Xt2C2nIttQtPN8-biHt4mRq-pOcrO5AKB2-kc

[AchillesHeel]

Kool is such a playa

[Buddy Mignon]

was her response to my inquiry as to why she was so wet before I even took of my Under Armour underwear:lol

let's get one thing straight DJR210 and the other Kool hatas....you simply can't do what I can do...:hat




her stats: :hat

Age 25
Race - Caucasian
Hair- Blonde
Height - 5'3 (taller than DPG)
Tits - Full C cups
Weight / Size - thin waist, toned, spinner 115lbs
Ass - medium and toned...


Hey... I took a girl out once and we make it back to her place and I rub my hand on the inside of her knee and before I could work my way up to the thigh she is dripping wet. Man I killed that pussy.

[N0 LyF3 ScRuB]

was her response to my inquiry as to why she was so wet before I even took of my Under Armour underwear:lol

let's get one thing straight DJR210 and the other Kool hatas....you simply can't do what I can do...:hat


her stats: :hat

Age 25
Race - Caucasian
Hair- Blonde
Height - 5'3 (taller than DPG)
Tits - Full C cups
Weight / Size - thin waist, toned, spinner 115lbs
Ass - medium and toned...

:lmao i've prolly fucked more girls in college this year alone than you have fucked your entire life

[Leetonidas]

Hey... I took a girl out once and we make it back to her place and I rub my hand on the inside of her knee and before I could work my way up to the thigh she is dripping wet. Man I killed that pussy.


What episode of Naruto is that from?

[DMC]

Hey... I took a girl out once


It's all bullshit after that line

[Rogue]

sounds just like our Goddess except 4yrs younger :depressed

[Koolaid_Man]

:lmao i've prolly fucked more girls in college this year alone than you have fucked your entire life


:lol you need to listen to this I see
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[Koolaid_Man]

Hey... I took a girl out once and we make it back to her place and I rub my hand on the inside of her knee and before I could work my way up to the thigh she is dripping wet. Man I killed that pussy.

I bet you did...you ever raw dawg a squirter? sometimes that shit scares me....I remember the first time I got gushed on shit hit me like a ton of bricks :lol

[ChumpDumper]

Damn, lakerfan is insecure about everything.

[Jodelo]

What episode of Naruto is that from?

:lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

seems like the same description of that white methhead thread

[Jerome]

Kool is such a playa

:sleep

[Buddy Mignon]

I bet you did...you ever raw dawg a squirter? sometimes that shit scares me....I remember the first time I got gushed on shit hit me like a ton of bricks :lolYes... the first time turned me off. In fact I don't care if I ever fuck a squirted again.

[AchillesHeel]

:sleep

sarcasm, faggot

[Koolaid_Man]

sarcasm, faggot



^ circle jerk homo

[AchillesHeel]

^ circle jerk homo


:rolleyes

[Spurminator]

KoolAid_Man, when you sleep, do you dream about SpursTalk?

[NFO]

was her response to my inquiry as to why she was so wet before I even took of my Under Armour underwear:lol

let's get one thing straight DJR210 and the other Kool hatas....you simply can't do what I can do...:hat

Pretty sure I know how to take off my UA underwear.




her REAL stats: :hat

Age 25
Race - Caucasian
Hair- Blonde
Height - 5'3 (taller than DPG)
Tits - Full C cups
Weight (245) / Size (Large and in-charge)
Ass - eats at McD's everyday, so you get the picture...

[mrsmaalox]

You're right. I would never waste my life begging random women on sports forums to have cyber sex, I don't think it's awesome to have guys hitting on me in bars, I don't live a make believe life online, I don't don the g-string and strip for women, and I sure as hell don't need ED medication to get a hard on.

:lmao Kill yourself already Cedric.

:lol Excellent!

[Huey Freeman]

was her response to my inquiry as to why she was so wet before I even took of my Under Armour underwear:lol

let's get one thing straight DJR210 and the other Kool hatas....you simply can't do what I can do...:hat


her stats: :hat

Age 25
Race - Caucasian
Hair- Blonde
Height - 5'3 (taller than DPG)
Tits - Full C cups
Weight / Size - thin waist, toned, spinner 115lbs
Ass - medium and toned...

Do you really ask for their measurements before you fuckem?

[Koolaid_Man]

Do you really ask for their measurements before you fuckem?

no but over time you get to know people...but I'm a generous guy (the 50 to TSA notwithstanding) :lol...in moderation I like buying small gifts for my friends...lingerie, beauty products, etc...and they adore me for it....it ain't tricking if you got it :hat

[I. Hustle]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/1BTUE/ur-fucked-cedric/image.png

[I. Hustle]

was her response to my inquiry as to why she was so wet before I even took of my Under Armour underwear:lol

let's get one thing straight DJR210 and the other Kool hatas....you simply can't do what I can do...:hat


her stats: :hat

Age - 25
Race - Caucasian
Hair- Blonde
Height - 5'3 (taller than DPG)
Tits - Full C cups
Weight / Size - thin waist, toned, spinner 115lbs
Ass - medium and toned
DOB - 8/14/1993
SSN -586-65-5956
Previous companions - 4 (2 white - 1 hispanic - 1 black)
Hometown - Born in Clarksville Kentucky moved to LA with family then moved to Houston to attend college 2 years ago
Favorite Ice cream - Jamocha Almond Fudge
Elbows - too sharp - not wife material